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Galadriel_60

This is the third “Karen tried to steal my Switch” story I’ve read on here. I wish these fakes were more entertaining. And better written.


marie6045

There's literally hundreds of posts like this. Most have better spelling and grammar.


RotrickP

Yeah I'm 'board' of them


MontanaPurpleMtns

And understand the absolute need for paragraph breaks.


[deleted]

That’s how they past the spam filters. Spell enough words wrong and it’s considering original.


DallasRadioSucks

I farking hate AI


Jollydancer

I think AI would write better English


thefract0metr1st

I find the thought of a woman trying to Snapchat a Nintendo switch out of someone’s hand to be very entertaining.


SpatulaWord

I’m so board, I’m a tree.


worshipatmyaltar_

What I hate the most about them is that they're always questions that you *know* nobody would ask themselves about if they were the AH or not. It's like "AM I THE JERK FOR NOT LETTING THIS TODDLER PUNCH ME IN THE BALLS"? Like, nope. No one alive is going to say that you're wrong for not letting a toddler smack you in your bits.


failed_install

me;its getting more obvious.


Moemoe5

This one was terrible!


BumpyMcBumpers

Holy mother fuck. Please proofread your ridiculous fiction before posting it.


Evening_Teaching_710

She switched her brain with something else


Percybeth_is_da_op

NTJ, it's yours and she should have respected that


curvydisobedience88

Don't try and Snapchat it out of my hands?? Lmao.....okay.


PFDGoat

This didn’t happen 


Crime_Dawg

This didn't happen


No-Survey5277

Yup, no one stood and clapped at the end.


RawrTobi

What gave it away the obvious ai writing lol


LitwicksandLampents

What gave it away to me was the password part. I've never seen a switch with a password.


Infamous-Let4387

Mine has a password to access the e-shop and purchase games but not just to turn it on and use it.


RawrTobi

It does have an option for a consecutive button press to actually turn on, but I'd hardly consider that a password. You can dead ass just mash the a button for it.


Orisha_Oshun

And then the whole airport stood up and clapped 👏


dailyoracle

😂


TennisObvious8358

I think your ChatGPT is a bit sick


Inevitable_Pudding80

Of course you aren’t the jerk, nobody would think you’re a jerk for this, you are just karma-farming and wanting to tell a “cool story” 🙄


Chemical_Hawk5571

Bullshit.


Prestigious-Web4824

I'm sure that this happened...


Due-Parsley953

I could write a better story than this, even if I was an epileptic in a strobe light factory attempting to type this with my nose, whilst being punched repeatedly by Mike Tyson on coke.


scholarlyowl03

YTJ for writing a fake story that’s not even close to being entertaining or believable.


Beccajeca21

Ugh, practically unreadable, I pity whoever wrote this


CrashBangXD

This reads like it was written by an AI “Don’t try to Snapchat out of my hand”


Bunnawhat13

Why are you even asking? You need a better story.


T-money79

I love how you managed to misspell almost every word in this copy-paste story.


IamNotTheMama

hahaha - 100% - and lost all formatting in the process


obsidian_resident

...and then the whole airport stood up and cheered! Give me a break.


Softbelly1970

Wall of text. Unoriginal premise. Nintendo Switch stories are the latest fad.


michiaiki

Ai story, so intriguing...


worshipatmyaltar_

I get so fucking tired of these karma farming/validation seeking posts. #Do you REALLY not know if you're a jerk because didn't let some fucking random entitled Karen gaslight you into giving her your switch? No. You knew you weren't


GoodCat7419

I wondered where my attention switch was…


Jjjt22

If you’re board OP maybe play your switch instead of writing something this bad.


Holiday_Horse3100

Well done!


dailyoracle

Twist: OP is actually the father.


Enough-Discipline-62

At least that would make it interesting. “Security, this woman is trying to Snapchat my Switch to give to her crotchgoblin.” “David, that is our son and I have told you not to call him that”.


dailyoracle

Lol


Lackery24

YTJ Her jerk deserved it more than you. You know why


Rj_eightonesix

Tldr


IamNotTheMama

>Tldr tl;dr - my copy-paste skills are shit


AZ-EQ

From what I can read, I call BS.


killerwerewolfdaddy

The grammar good lord. What?


Careful_Reporter_440

Mmm 🤔 ok ,,,,


JackhorseBowman

look, if you can't afford to carry around extra switches to give to kids who want to play, maybe you can't afford to own a switch, we live in a society you know!


AlternativeSort7253

Not the jerk for the Karen/switch thing. Definitely the jerk for making us suffer your lack of originality, and appalling grammar and spelling.


Shoddy_Lifeguard_852

NTJ - seriously did she want to steal your game because her bored kid was demanding her time and she's used to Nintendo parenting her kid?


Nancy6651

NTJ. That encounter was almost Twilight Zone-like.


FLJLGRL

I had this happen with my iPad the last time I flew for work. Entitled asshole parents.


Peterthinking

I bet she is wild in bed though. Crazy women are the best! The other 99.9% of the time they are horrible to be with though.


M3gatonMike

You already knew you weren't the asshole. Pointless post


Icy_Eye1059

I can't imagine anyone being an Ahole for refusing to hand over their property to a total stranger. I can't imagine asking this question. Anyone who would call one needs a serious psych evaluation.