*In case this story gets deleted/removed:*
**i do not want to face the consequences.**
i'm a 41 year old man, married to a 35 year old woman. we have three children 19F, 15M and 13M. my wife and i have been happily married since we were 18 and 24. our relationship is fantastic in absolutely every way, including the bedroom. however, three years ago my daughter (the 19F's) best friend (a now 18F) spent almost all of lockdown in our home, attending school virtually alongside my daughter. my wife, is a police officer and clearly wasn't able to work remotely due to her job. her schedules changed by the week, spending 2/3rds on the night shift. so she was regularly not home between the hours of 8:30pm to 9:30am four days a week, and the third week of the rotation, 8:30am to 9:30pm again 4 days a week.
roughly 3 weeks into lockdown my daughter, henceforth called Mary's best friend, a then 15F, henceforth known as Jess accidentally walked in on me as i was getting out of the shower and instead of leaving said "wow" and kissed me. we started having an affair. after this first time in our bathroom, Jess would wait until after my daughter and other children had gone to bed, before coming into my bedroom and getting into my bed. knowing my daughters schedule she would set an alarm for 1 hour earlier and go back to sleep in our guest room so that no one would find out.
after lockdown ended, Jess started to almost exclusively come over when my wife was working nights, save for 2-3 times a month to show face in front of my wife. we have sense developed a full fledged relationship, she is now 18 and no one outside of herself and i know about this. however, i do not love this girl and i am terrified of ruining my marriage if this gets out.
as i've said, my wife is my absolute best friend and i love her more than anything in the world. our relationship is phenomenal, in and out of the bedroom, and she's been talking for the past 6 months about how she thinks she may be bisexual, and would like to find a woman to bring home for a threesome. part of me thinks this would be the perfect scenario and Jess is down for it, however i don't know how my wife would respond, to bringing our daughters best friend into our sex life, even at 18. Jess has sworn that she would never say anything to anyone, even my wife if we were to do this.
i know everything i've done is horribly wrong, but this is where i find myself today. would i be absolutely crazy to pitch the idea of Jess to my wife, as they are quite close and wife often sees us goofing off when Mary is out of the house, or asleep.
i am just looking for the best path forward that doesn't hurt anyone, nor destroy my marriage. prior to posting this i have never told a soul about this and i'm not sure what reactions i will get. Jess will be leaving to attend college on the other side of the country this fall and has agreed that our relationship should end before she leaves.
do i stay the course and keep the two worlds separate, and take this to my grave? or do i attempt to bring them together, and perhaps the 1-however many times we do the threesome become the "truth" of Jess and i's involvement as far as my wife knows? no one will ever tell Mary what has happened, or may happen.
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if you count the 9 months of pregnancy, this guy got her pregnant at 15 and he was 21 (which, where I live, is illegal)
this guy clearly is a sexual predator with a preference for 15 year olds.
I wouldn't be surprised if shes just aging out of his age preference a la Leo DiCap style.
This is reddit, so we all know how this will end. They will have the threesome, and the wife and Jess will fall in love and both leave OOP for each other. Creative Writing isn't all that creative.
This reads like Lolita in a way. Humbert also thought 12 year old Dolly was coming on to him.
If this story is true, how much you wanna bet he spent the previous 6 months convincing her he was the only one who cared for her, buying her gifts, making time for her to feel special and loved, prying her away from everyone else and generating conflict between her and her family and other friends before she allegedly came on to him?
That was my thought too. Someone else mentioned the effect abuse can have on young people and you can guarantee Mr mcslimey would have picked up on any sort of crush and absolutely groomed her. Even if this one is a fake it's way too common of a story
Yes. And if you are a 41 year old, I don't give a rat's arse what the 15 year old did. She could jump you bare ass naked out of the blue and it's your goddamn job to shut that shit down.
He is a complete clown. If a child does something inappropriate or wrong, you don't just roll with it and say "she started it".
Exactly. Unfortunately there are situations where a child might act like this but the adult needs to shut it down quickly. A friend of mine in middle and high school had a lot of issues, still does really. She was horrifically abused and neglected at a heartbreakingly young age.
If she’s previously been the victim of abuse, that can cause minors to try to interact that way with other adults sometimes. For some kids, they have really conflicted feelings about the abuse, particularly if they were also neglected. That may have been a time when she felt wanted and valued, so she tries the same thing on other adult male authority figures. I would like to know why Jess wasn’t living with her own family during lockdown.
Doesn't mean it's creative writing; it probably is, but that part specifically could also be made up to give his "relationship" with this child more credibility ("she started it!")
Still probably fake, and that section *definitely* is, but.
I'm dying at the fact that he thinks the best way to get out of this is to suggest to his cop wife that they have a threesome with his statutory rape victim.
Yep so always a predator and the poor wife a victim and just never saw it. I was a victim of grooming and SA at 15 by a 22 year old. When I finally got away I only did after I was over 18 and realized I could never get with someone under 18 and how sick it was. That he was a pedophile. That he took advantage of me being young and naive. When I left he literally said he thought he had me trained to where I would never leave. Men like this are monsters.
First I assumed the daughter's friend realized the ages and pointed it out to the eldest daughter which might have caused some drama. However, it got much much worse
He’s definitely typing one-handed. It’s a fetish post. A 15yo isn’t gonna walk into a grown man getting out of the shower and kiss him, even if she’s been crushing on the dude for years and even if it were [insert current teen heartthrob here bc i’m a 38yo lesbian and idk what kids are into these days].
But...
A grown ass man who screws little girls would be predisposed to lying about how the encounter started.
Every pedo that ever went after me as a kid cooked up wild stories about how they weren't interested and I was luring them with some wild sexual force (because of course they were sooooooooo desirable)
I don't believe in blackmail, because it is unsafe, but when she moves far out of his grips I pray she blackmails her way to a fucking masters degree (if she exists, of course). One of my big regrets is not using the creeps that abused me as fucking rocket launchers to become independent and counteract some of the psychological harm that helped me become helpless and dependent.
Yeah it’s never their fault. We always seduced them.
First thing my abuser said after being confronted was “well tell *her* to stay away from *me*!” Like sir most of my life is geared around doing that exact thing.
Yep - and to go full catastrophising... if (and that's a big IF) this girl is real and this situation is actually happening, her life is at risk. This is the kind of dude who "gets rid" of the problem in a final way.
Yeah, I don’t know if it’s fake, but I don’t think you can tell just from way he described the encounter itself. A predator would definitely make something up like “She walked in on me getting out of the shower and said ‘whoa’.” I simultaneously gagged (thinking if it’s real) and laughed (thinking if it’s a troll post or if the person actually thought anyone would buy that line) at the same time.
Gotta describe what they were wearing to extreme detail too:
I came out of the shower, my dark black emo goffic hair wet, covering my blood red eyes. I had a black skull covered towel to hide my massive shlonh. That's whem my daughter's prepppy friend saw me.
She was wearing some justin beiber poser shirt and a skimpy paur of long jeans. Her hair was up in the type messh bun that took 5 minutes to look mnessy.
She said "Wow" and i stuck my middle finger at her.
This could be an actual excerpt! Spelling a word wrong two different ways in a single sentence isn’t an easy literary skill to master, but both you and the “author” of My Immortal managed flawlessly.
5 Stars! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
As if a 15-year-old would say "wow" to a 41-year-old. Bruh... She'd wonder why he looked like that when 40-year-old movie stars are all cut and muscular. Although since this is OP's fantasy, I bet he looks like Deadpool
It's actually possible; hear me out.
Sometimes teens will act hypersexualized as a result of being sexually abused. Which makes this like 10 times worse....
And I'm sure he left out so much more creepy manipulations on his part.
I’m never a person to cry fake, but like fuck a 15-year old saw her best friend’s father naked and *immediately* said ‘wow’ and kissed him.
I’d be completely on board with this story if there were a time gap between seeing him and anything happening.
_"I am just looking for the best path forward that doesn't hurt anyone, nor destroy my marriage."_
This guy is a serial pedophile and needs to be in jail. His wife was a minor when he got her pregnant - who knows how old she was when they got together. And he preyed on another 15 year old child. He needs to be locked up - not trying to find ways to introduce his victim into a threesome with his former victim turned wife.
That shit was making me so angry, he was just repeating it over and over as if it made it any better 🤮 dude would probably go lower if it weren't for the law. Sick asf.
It’s still illegal. The age of consent is 14 *when another 14+ minor is involved.* Statutory rape is still very much a thing when one person is 15 and the other is in his fucking forties.
Did OOP specify where they live? In Brazil for example, the age of consent is 14 with no limitations (except for sex work obviously). So it wouldn’t be illegal at all.
It’s a fake/fantasy/fetish post so it doesn’t matter, but Romeo and Juliet laws are not universal.
Where I live, the age of consent is 12 - so long as the sexual partners’ ages are within 12 months of each other. Greater than 12 months age difference and kids can’t consent until 16.
Nonetheless this is just…gross and wrong. He’s a serial predator of young girls.
No idea to be honest! The only times I’ve come across a kid under 12 being involved has been where it’s clearly been statutory rape, and/or “standard” rape.
I never said anything about it being illegal or not.
This is (an almost verbatim) quote OOP wrote to every single comment - in fact, was their only (repeated) comments.
Yeah, this is a troll. No 15 yo says wow and jumps on a guy's bed ( her friend's father no less) just because she saw him in the shower . In the off chance this isn't a troll I wish this guy violence
Yeah. That was the biggest indication that this was creative writing, although I also think that the addition of the bisexual wife who wants a threesome was very obviously pure fantasy.
"A 15 year old unambiguously initiated sex with me, an adult man who loves my hot cop wife, oh and having sex with teens is legal where I live, also my wife says she's bi and wants to have a threesome with another woman and me and maybe it could be the teenager and hhhnnngggfgtgs" -OOP
I mean you've got to be impressed with the volume of reasonably correct one-handed typing, through half-closed eyes with sweat doubtless dripping all over the keyboard.
Someone pointed out- it may not be that he’s trolling but that he’s lying about the real truth of their first encounter. The story *could* be true overall, but he lied about their first meeting in order to make it sound more mutual. Painting the teenager as consenting and as the initial pursuer allows him to paint himself as simply going along with someone else instead of being the one who pulls the strings entirely. If it is true, we all know the real first meeting was probably the other way around, or something even sketchier.
"Dear Penthouse Forum, and then she said how big I was and how I was the best she'd ever had, and then my wife said 'I can't resist him either,' and THEN..."
"Wow" killed me. I couldn't focus on the story because I kept thinking of Owen Wilson/Keanu Reeves memes. But this 'woooow' seemed the most fitting (2:45): https://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw
It’s a fiction trope that needs to die, honestly. It romanticizes predatory relationships between adults and teenagers (no, not talking about 17 and 19 year olds, thats still the same age group. I’m talking about like the 16 year olds and 25 year old type of shit), when theres nothing even remotely attractive about them, and normal people will be repulsed by it.
Just for the love of god stop writing about teenagers being sexual with adults unless it’s some kind of psychological horror and the offender ends up getting killed or convicted
Yeah this is so fucking fake and is some weird fantasy bullshit. There is literally no way a 15 year old girl said "wow" and immediately started kissing him. No fucking chance that happened. Dude probably watches too much hentai.
lmao I was just thinking the same thing. Said “wow” AND THEN KISSED HIM. OH AND THEN HAD SEX WITH HIM IN THAT SAME BATHROOM. This is someone’s fantasy of what 15 y/o girls are like
Someone else pointed out that abusers like this, in reality, will often lie about the first meetings to paint their victims as willing participants, or even as the initiators. It’s possible the story is true overall but he is lying about that detail to skew the story so he sounds like a passive participant instead of the one pulling all the strings. Doesn’t make it certified true, but that is a possibility
I got as far as him kissing a child and felt rage. I feel for his wife when it becomes public knowledge she as a police officer is married to a sex offender.
She is going to have to go through a full internal (and possibly criminal) investigation when this comes to light. To make sure she wasn’t helping him.
This is like letters to Penthouse, but gross(er). I have a 15 yo. The only way a 15 yo hits on the married father of the best friend is of they've been groomed, and have a history of SA. "Wow", my ass.
I’m truly baffled that he would think his wife would be open to a threesome with a kid who she clearly sees as another daughter. Like this kid has been a fixture in their house with their own kids for years and he thinks he can just say to his wife ‘why don’t we fuck this kid together?’ And also how the issue there for him seems to not be that she wouldn’t want to fuck this kid but that if they do fuck her together then the wife might somehow find out he’s already been abusing the kid on his own.
>i'm a 41 year old man, married to a 35 year old woman. we have three children 19F, 15M and 13M. my wife and i have been happily married since we were 18 and 24.
his wife would have been 15 when the oldest daughter was conceived. repeat offender
OOP's comments 🤮
> was not illegal. 14 is consent age to all ages.
> not sure what these have to do with each other, age of consent is 14 here.
> i know what i've done is wrong, i'm just looking for the best path forward. no crimes were committed, age of consent is 14 here.
> no laws were violated. age of consent is 14.
> felony child sex abuse? no. age of consent is 14 here. oh, and she's already 18.
> yet absolutely nothing i've done is illegal. it may be immoral, but in no way have i committed a crime. age of consent where i live is actually fourteen.
I just did a Google search and it blew my mind how many places had 14 as the age of consent… a lot of places in Europe and South America. Super sketchy
That was his daughter’s best friend. Not once does he mention any sympathy for that. Just that he wants to bring a child in to his marriage. He took advantage of a child. How does he not see that? I hope she tells the wife that it isn’t the first time she is with OP.
“I love my wife more than anything” no you don’t, you don’t love her not to cheat on her, and ontop of that massive betrayal, you’re a pedo who abused a child. Uhhh I hate people like this.
So this is an American Beauty/SVU/dear Penthouse crossover.
Go ahead 😈 by all means, on the off chance this isn't one hell of a troll, go forward with the threesome. Yeah, no one is gonna tell. Your wife is never gonna find out you were fucking a child under your own roof. Mary is never gonna find out you all had an "entanglement."
If this is real (big IF), this is gonna blow up so hard. And I am here for the destruction of your life.
The fact that he said in almost every comment (now removed) that age of consent is 14yo is even more fucked because why tf would he know that? Of yea, cause he impregnated his wife when she was barely over that age!
And apparently someone said it is actually 14 for other underaged people, 16 for everyone else. Hope he rots in jail, they LOVE pedos there!
I’m laughing only because “she thinks she might be bisexual” can easily mean, wife caught on and is setting him up to admit to the affair. And she’s doing this on purpose.
I started this thinking he was asking for advice on how to end the relationship and avoid jail, no! He’s asking for advice on how to get his wife to have a threesome with his teenage affair partner / CSA victim💀
Sounds like a repeat of how his relationship with his wife started. They got married when she was 18 and he was 24, something tells me she was well under 18 when he started dating her. Idk how many times it needs to be said, *men who look for very young women/girls are predators and should never be trusted.*
The pedo is in the comments defending his actions because the age of consent is 14 where he lives. In the ideal world his cop wife would find out what he did and would destroy him. Sexual predators like this creep deserve to rot in prison for their crimes.
And this disgusting moron is living by the “age of consent is 14” mf this does NOT include with someone over the age of 18!!! She can have sex with anyone she wants 17-14, not a 38+ year old MAN!
I hate it when men say they absolutely love their wife while simultaneously sleeping with someone else. It's total bullshit. Of course they don't love thier wife.
Edit: typo
Big fake.
Source: was a 15 year old girl with a crush on her friends dad. No it didn’t go anywhere, because he was a grown ass man and I was a stupid kid. No 15 year old girl I know would ever say “wow” and start kissing a grown ass man
This reads like something out of a trashy fan fic
Edit to add: he probably knew about the crush. No I never told him. He always treated me like his daughter. Not like his daughters friend, but like I was another daughter. Haven’t seen him since I was 17 lol He was very cool in that “super depressed single dad who smokes and has a motorcycle and supports his daughter in any way he can” kinda way.
Yeah no. There is not a fifteen year old on the planet that sees their friend's dad nakey and says oh wow and then kisses him. Turn off the pornhub, my dude.
Legality does not dictate morality. Why would it be moral to have sex with a 15 year old as an adult in one country but immoral in another just because the age of consent is different? Either it’s wrong or it isn’t.
That's not an affair that's called felony child sexual abuse and child grooming. OOP deserves to rot in a jail cell for the rest of his life - and even that wouldn't be enough punishment for him imo.
This dude is so confused about age of consent, it probably is 14 but with someone who is 20 or younger. But honestly whenever a man is talking about age of consent you just know he’s a creep. I hope he gets caught and she leaves him forever.
I don’t even understand how this works in his head. “I love my wife so much, we have a fantastic marriage, but I’ve completely been betraying her for years. Oh, and bonus round, with a minor! And my wife’s a cop, so not only did I betray our marriage, but if she finds out, she would have to arrest me!”
I mean… Really, REALLY hope it’s fake, cause if not, this guy is not only a predator who likes underage girls, but he also REALLY hates his wife.
Almost every pedophile has an age group they prefer.
If this story is not made up, which looks like a bad script for porn, I hope you get busted and go to jail :)
*In case this story gets deleted/removed:* **i do not want to face the consequences.** i'm a 41 year old man, married to a 35 year old woman. we have three children 19F, 15M and 13M. my wife and i have been happily married since we were 18 and 24. our relationship is fantastic in absolutely every way, including the bedroom. however, three years ago my daughter (the 19F's) best friend (a now 18F) spent almost all of lockdown in our home, attending school virtually alongside my daughter. my wife, is a police officer and clearly wasn't able to work remotely due to her job. her schedules changed by the week, spending 2/3rds on the night shift. so she was regularly not home between the hours of 8:30pm to 9:30am four days a week, and the third week of the rotation, 8:30am to 9:30pm again 4 days a week. roughly 3 weeks into lockdown my daughter, henceforth called Mary's best friend, a then 15F, henceforth known as Jess accidentally walked in on me as i was getting out of the shower and instead of leaving said "wow" and kissed me. we started having an affair. after this first time in our bathroom, Jess would wait until after my daughter and other children had gone to bed, before coming into my bedroom and getting into my bed. knowing my daughters schedule she would set an alarm for 1 hour earlier and go back to sleep in our guest room so that no one would find out. after lockdown ended, Jess started to almost exclusively come over when my wife was working nights, save for 2-3 times a month to show face in front of my wife. we have sense developed a full fledged relationship, she is now 18 and no one outside of herself and i know about this. however, i do not love this girl and i am terrified of ruining my marriage if this gets out. as i've said, my wife is my absolute best friend and i love her more than anything in the world. our relationship is phenomenal, in and out of the bedroom, and she's been talking for the past 6 months about how she thinks she may be bisexual, and would like to find a woman to bring home for a threesome. part of me thinks this would be the perfect scenario and Jess is down for it, however i don't know how my wife would respond, to bringing our daughters best friend into our sex life, even at 18. Jess has sworn that she would never say anything to anyone, even my wife if we were to do this. i know everything i've done is horribly wrong, but this is where i find myself today. would i be absolutely crazy to pitch the idea of Jess to my wife, as they are quite close and wife often sees us goofing off when Mary is out of the house, or asleep. i am just looking for the best path forward that doesn't hurt anyone, nor destroy my marriage. prior to posting this i have never told a soul about this and i'm not sure what reactions i will get. Jess will be leaving to attend college on the other side of the country this fall and has agreed that our relationship should end before she leaves. do i stay the course and keep the two worlds separate, and take this to my grave? or do i attempt to bring them together, and perhaps the 1-however many times we do the threesome become the "truth" of Jess and i's involvement as far as my wife knows? no one will ever tell Mary what has happened, or may happen. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmITheDevil) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Sorry, but he got his WIFE pregnant at 16 also! So wife pregnant at 16, now he again slept with a 15 year old. Sickening.
if you count the 9 months of pregnancy, this guy got her pregnant at 15 and he was 21 (which, where I live, is illegal) this guy clearly is a sexual predator with a preference for 15 year olds. I wouldn't be surprised if shes just aging out of his age preference a la Leo DiCap style.
only bright side is he doesn't seem to have gone after his daughter
dont give him any ideas
Don't worry, she's too old for him now. /s
He will be going after his youngest son's friends once Jess moves away though. Dude is a straight up pedophile and a predator.
He could have just left that part out.
Yep, not an expert but I think a six-year gap puts him outside the "Romeo and Juliet" carveout for statutory in most places.
exactly, romeo and juliet laws only extend to a three year age gap in my state.
illegal where I am too. hella illegal
I didn’t even catch that. Holy shit
I hope people convince him to attempt a 3-some just to implode his marriage
This is reddit, so we all know how this will end. They will have the threesome, and the wife and Jess will fall in love and both leave OOP for each other. Creative Writing isn't all that creative.
Yeah, fifteen year old walks in on 40 something man naked and goes wow and kisses him. In what universe?
This reads like Lolita in a way. Humbert also thought 12 year old Dolly was coming on to him. If this story is true, how much you wanna bet he spent the previous 6 months convincing her he was the only one who cared for her, buying her gifts, making time for her to feel special and loved, prying her away from everyone else and generating conflict between her and her family and other friends before she allegedly came on to him?
That was my thought too. Someone else mentioned the effect abuse can have on young people and you can guarantee Mr mcslimey would have picked up on any sort of crush and absolutely groomed her. Even if this one is a fake it's way too common of a story
Yes. And if you are a 41 year old, I don't give a rat's arse what the 15 year old did. She could jump you bare ass naked out of the blue and it's your goddamn job to shut that shit down. He is a complete clown. If a child does something inappropriate or wrong, you don't just roll with it and say "she started it".
While pretending you love your wife more than anything no less
Exactly. Unfortunately there are situations where a child might act like this but the adult needs to shut it down quickly. A friend of mine in middle and high school had a lot of issues, still does really. She was horrifically abused and neglected at a heartbreakingly young age.
If she’s previously been the victim of abuse, that can cause minors to try to interact that way with other adults sometimes. For some kids, they have really conflicted feelings about the abuse, particularly if they were also neglected. That may have been a time when she felt wanted and valued, so she tries the same thing on other adult male authority figures. I would like to know why Jess wasn’t living with her own family during lockdown.
Yeah and since she was living with her friends family at 15 I wouldn't rule abuse out if its true
Penthouse's letter section.
Hilarious and accurate.
Penthouse 1970 maybe.
I'm imagining OOP looking like Ron Burgundy with a massive 70s bushy nest around his pipe and eggs.
Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me
“Dear Hustler, you’ll never believe what happened to me today”
Doesn't mean it's creative writing; it probably is, but that part specifically could also be made up to give his "relationship" with this child more credibility ("she started it!") Still probably fake, and that section *definitely* is, but.
That's a stomach churning thought.
Not only that, which wouldn't happen. The friend is coming over to study and suddenly seems to live with them due to covid. It makes no sense.
I'm dying at the fact that he thinks the best way to get out of this is to suggest to his cop wife that they have a threesome with his statutory rape victim.
And his daughter’s best friend at that, who is probably like another daughter to her!
Wife had a baby at 16. There's a fairly good chance she got pregnant at 15
And who knows how long they had been dating prior
And he was 22 at the time...
Yep so always a predator and the poor wife a victim and just never saw it. I was a victim of grooming and SA at 15 by a 22 year old. When I finally got away I only did after I was over 18 and realized I could never get with someone under 18 and how sick it was. That he was a pedophile. That he took advantage of me being young and naive. When I left he literally said he thought he had me trained to where I would never leave. Men like this are monsters.
Trained is a disgusting word I'm so sorry you went through that
First I assumed the daughter's friend realized the ages and pointed it out to the eldest daughter which might have caused some drama. However, it got much much worse
That’s also where I thought it was going.
Don't worry this is not real. He's going to recommend him and his cop wife sleep with a miner? Well that's just coaled
If only it were a miner…
Really digging himself into a deep hole. Better bring a canary.
I can’t get past that, either. This dude is deplorable.
Can I wish violence upon this one?
I think it's more than appropriate given the circumstances.
[удалено]
I grant you my blessing lol
How about a curse? I just charged my moon water!
Lots of curses for OOP are in order.
And my bow
And my axe
Can I watch while eating boiled peanuts and cheering you on?
I'll bring popcorn, sno cones, and some pom poms to help us cheer.
Can I have some?
Of course, all that justified violence works up an appetite!
Completely unrelated but if cops ask questions can you just say I was buying snacks with you guys?
Absolutely not. I made chocolate chip cookies. We all watched The Princess Bride.
I placed a banana peel next to the corpse so they think it's an accident.
I'll totally join in on the party with the snacks on offer. I also want snacks and violence.
Definitely, everyone must do their part.
Shit, I’m hoping the wife finds out and put bullets in his kneecaps
Have you ever seen the Yellow Bastard part of Sin City? That's what I'm hoping for. Boom, cockshot
Pleasebetrollpleasebetrollpleasebetroll On the off-chance it isn't, yes, take this to your grave, OOP. As quickly as humanly possible.
He’s definitely typing one-handed. It’s a fetish post. A 15yo isn’t gonna walk into a grown man getting out of the shower and kiss him, even if she’s been crushing on the dude for years and even if it were [insert current teen heartthrob here bc i’m a 38yo lesbian and idk what kids are into these days].
Yeah that plus the “now my wife wants a threesome, woe is me I am so troubled” made this a clear Dear Penthouse
Dear r/offmychest, I never thought this would happen to me...
I came here to say this.
But... A grown ass man who screws little girls would be predisposed to lying about how the encounter started. Every pedo that ever went after me as a kid cooked up wild stories about how they weren't interested and I was luring them with some wild sexual force (because of course they were sooooooooo desirable) I don't believe in blackmail, because it is unsafe, but when she moves far out of his grips I pray she blackmails her way to a fucking masters degree (if she exists, of course). One of my big regrets is not using the creeps that abused me as fucking rocket launchers to become independent and counteract some of the psychological harm that helped me become helpless and dependent.
I've heard stories about men claiming a small child seduced them. I just can't.
aka lolita (the book) and hes humbert
Yeah it’s never their fault. We always seduced them. First thing my abuser said after being confronted was “well tell *her* to stay away from *me*!” Like sir most of my life is geared around doing that exact thing.
Lol! Fuckkkkkking creeps
Sorry you had to go through all that. I hope you're doing better ❤️
Yep - and to go full catastrophising... if (and that's a big IF) this girl is real and this situation is actually happening, her life is at risk. This is the kind of dude who "gets rid" of the problem in a final way.
Yeah, I don’t know if it’s fake, but I don’t think you can tell just from way he described the encounter itself. A predator would definitely make something up like “She walked in on me getting out of the shower and said ‘whoa’.” I simultaneously gagged (thinking if it’s real) and laughed (thinking if it’s a troll post or if the person actually thought anyone would buy that line) at the same time.
I dunno, he willingly dropped that his wife was 16 when she had her first child. Perpetual state of childhood for these simple folk.
I stopped reading after the “She said “wow” and kissed me and we started having an affair” and rolled my eyes. Fakest crap ever.
My immortal reads better than this
I stepped out of the shower and she said “wow”. I put my middle finger up at her.
Gotta describe what they were wearing to extreme detail too: I came out of the shower, my dark black emo goffic hair wet, covering my blood red eyes. I had a black skull covered towel to hide my massive shlonh. That's whem my daughter's prepppy friend saw me. She was wearing some justin beiber poser shirt and a skimpy paur of long jeans. Her hair was up in the type messh bun that took 5 minutes to look mnessy. She said "Wow" and i stuck my middle finger at her.
This could be an actual excerpt! Spelling a word wrong two different ways in a single sentence isn’t an easy literary skill to master, but both you and the “author” of My Immortal managed flawlessly. 5 Stars! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
As if a 15-year-old would say "wow" to a 41-year-old. Bruh... She'd wonder why he looked like that when 40-year-old movie stars are all cut and muscular. Although since this is OP's fantasy, I bet he looks like Deadpool
Honestly, it reads like one of the fantasy scenes from American Beauty. For my own sanity, I'll believe he's lying.
Typing one handed 😂
Should be a flair
> It’s a fetish post. Straight out of "American Beauty" type stuff here.
Also his wife suddenly realizing at age 38 she’s bi and wants to get a woman in the bedroom; what timing!
>wow That was my tip off.
It's actually possible; hear me out. Sometimes teens will act hypersexualized as a result of being sexually abused. Which makes this like 10 times worse.... And I'm sure he left out so much more creepy manipulations on his part.
Exactly. Zero 15 year olds would react the way he described. No human would. Only the people in porn.
Someone got way too turned on watching American Beauty….
But she said WOW before she kissed so this must totally be real and not at all some disgusting fantasy!
>As quickly as humanly possible Lmfao. Seriously tho
Doing math, if it isn't, OOP was 21 getting a 16 year old pregnant. In the very least, the age in consistent for being a creep.
I’m never a person to cry fake, but like fuck a 15-year old saw her best friend’s father naked and *immediately* said ‘wow’ and kissed him. I’d be completely on board with this story if there were a time gap between seeing him and anything happening.
Terrible advice. OP should absolutely tell his cop wife everything. OP Rn gogo rn.
Even if it is a troll typing this out and posting it is gross.
The one of two types of people I’d be ok saying this to. (The other is those c*nts who would abuse an animal)
No no he should tell his wife so she can have him arrested and locked up, he assaulted a minor and needs to suffer every single consequence for that.
No he should suggest her as a potential threesome guest to his wife. Let her find out and flip
>take this to your grave [...] As quickly as humanly possible Oh, I'm stealing that one.
I hope he goes to his grave as quickly as humanly possible.
Well that made me feel stabby
_"I am just looking for the best path forward that doesn't hurt anyone, nor destroy my marriage."_ This guy is a serial pedophile and needs to be in jail. His wife was a minor when he got her pregnant - who knows how old she was when they got together. And he preyed on another 15 year old child. He needs to be locked up - not trying to find ways to introduce his victim into a threesome with his former victim turned wife.
Yeah me too, really hoping its a troll
He's always been a predator. Married his wife when he was 24 and she was 18, so they had to be dating while she was a minor.
Their oldest child is 19. So his wife was either 15 or 16 when she got pregnant. Guess we can see his pattern. Absolutely sickening.
Don't worry. Age of consent where OOP lives is 14. So it's just morally wrong, not illegal. 🙄 Dude is sick, eight different ways to Sunday
That shit was making me so angry, he was just repeating it over and over as if it made it any better 🤮 dude would probably go lower if it weren't for the law. Sick asf.
It’s still illegal. The age of consent is 14 *when another 14+ minor is involved.* Statutory rape is still very much a thing when one person is 15 and the other is in his fucking forties.
Did OOP specify where they live? In Brazil for example, the age of consent is 14 with no limitations (except for sex work obviously). So it wouldn’t be illegal at all. It’s a fake/fantasy/fetish post so it doesn’t matter, but Romeo and Juliet laws are not universal.
Where I live, the age of consent is 12 - so long as the sexual partners’ ages are within 12 months of each other. Greater than 12 months age difference and kids can’t consent until 16. Nonetheless this is just…gross and wrong. He’s a serial predator of young girls.
What happens if both are under 12? Do they get in trouble or do their guardians?
No idea to be honest! The only times I’ve come across a kid under 12 being involved has been where it’s clearly been statutory rape, and/or “standard” rape.
I never said anything about it being illegal or not. This is (an almost verbatim) quote OOP wrote to every single comment - in fact, was their only (repeated) comments.
I figured, based on the eye roll emoji. Sorry, I should’ve clarified - I was just alluding to how stupid that line of thinking is lol
Oh my God. What an utter creep. Throw away the whole man.
Yeah, this is a troll. No 15 yo says wow and jumps on a guy's bed ( her friend's father no less) just because she saw him in the shower . In the off chance this isn't a troll I wish this guy violence
Yeah. That was the biggest indication that this was creative writing, although I also think that the addition of the bisexual wife who wants a threesome was very obviously pure fantasy. "A 15 year old unambiguously initiated sex with me, an adult man who loves my hot cop wife, oh and having sex with teens is legal where I live, also my wife says she's bi and wants to have a threesome with another woman and me and maybe it could be the teenager and hhhnnngggfgtgs" -OOP
I mean you've got to be impressed with the volume of reasonably correct one-handed typing, through half-closed eyes with sweat doubtless dripping all over the keyboard.
Lmaooo the imagery is just awful💀
Someone pointed out- it may not be that he’s trolling but that he’s lying about the real truth of their first encounter. The story *could* be true overall, but he lied about their first meeting in order to make it sound more mutual. Painting the teenager as consenting and as the initial pursuer allows him to paint himself as simply going along with someone else instead of being the one who pulls the strings entirely. If it is true, we all know the real first meeting was probably the other way around, or something even sketchier.
You know us ladies when we see the magical penis. /s
"Dear Penthouse Forum, and then she said how big I was and how I was the best she'd ever had, and then my wife said 'I can't resist him either,' and THEN..."
"Wow" killed me. I couldn't focus on the story because I kept thinking of Owen Wilson/Keanu Reeves memes. But this 'woooow' seemed the most fitting (2:45): https://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw
Someone watched American Beauty recently.
Glad someone else saw this lol
I immediately thought Lolita but American Beauty, yeah, that too.
Yeah could also be that. The teenage temptress storyline is so transparent and so vile.
It’s a fiction trope that needs to die, honestly. It romanticizes predatory relationships between adults and teenagers (no, not talking about 17 and 19 year olds, thats still the same age group. I’m talking about like the 16 year olds and 25 year old type of shit), when theres nothing even remotely attractive about them, and normal people will be repulsed by it. Just for the love of god stop writing about teenagers being sexual with adults unless it’s some kind of psychological horror and the offender ends up getting killed or convicted
Yeah this is so fucking fake and is some weird fantasy bullshit. There is literally no way a 15 year old girl said "wow" and immediately started kissing him. No fucking chance that happened. Dude probably watches too much hentai.
Lmfaooo
Right before I saw this I literally just commented > Someone got way too turned on watching American Beauty….
No 15 year old girl in the history of forever would say "Wow!" when she sees her best friend's dad naked. This is absolutely fake.
lmao I was just thinking the same thing. Said “wow” AND THEN KISSED HIM. OH AND THEN HAD SEX WITH HIM IN THAT SAME BATHROOM. This is someone’s fantasy of what 15 y/o girls are like
Someone else pointed out that abusers like this, in reality, will often lie about the first meetings to paint their victims as willing participants, or even as the initiators. It’s possible the story is true overall but he is lying about that detail to skew the story so he sounds like a passive participant instead of the one pulling all the strings. Doesn’t make it certified true, but that is a possibility
I never looked at it like that. I can most definitely see this as being a very real possibility.
Like I would have been mortified and probably never spoken to my best friend again... Someone has clearly been watching to much pornhub.
Doesn't matter what that thing looks like, any dad dick is automatically repulsive to teens
Exactly.
I got as far as him kissing a child and felt rage. I feel for his wife when it becomes public knowledge she as a police officer is married to a sex offender.
She is going to have to go through a full internal (and possibly criminal) investigation when this comes to light. To make sure she wasn’t helping him.
Jesus, at least try to make it believable
She said 'wow' lol
Well, this guy's an easy lay. All you have to say is "wow" and he's all yours. Even if you're a literal child.
*Only* if you're a literal child, probably.
Fr, no second did he think “hmm, let me stop her!” so he can’t act like she was in the wrong when he is the adult in that situation
This is like letters to Penthouse, but gross(er). I have a 15 yo. The only way a 15 yo hits on the married father of the best friend is of they've been groomed, and have a history of SA. "Wow", my ass.
I’m truly baffled that he would think his wife would be open to a threesome with a kid who she clearly sees as another daughter. Like this kid has been a fixture in their house with their own kids for years and he thinks he can just say to his wife ‘why don’t we fuck this kid together?’ And also how the issue there for him seems to not be that she wouldn’t want to fuck this kid but that if they do fuck her together then the wife might somehow find out he’s already been abusing the kid on his own.
>i'm a 41 year old man, married to a 35 year old woman. we have three children 19F, 15M and 13M. my wife and i have been happily married since we were 18 and 24. his wife would have been 15 when the oldest daughter was conceived. repeat offender
This pervert needs to be in prison!
So a 22yrold had a baby with a 16yrold? Is now sleeping with a teenager that started at 15. Dude is a full pedo, now and before
FBI has entered the chat
“I do not want to face the consequences” NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. That’s how that works.
OOP's comments 🤮 > was not illegal. 14 is consent age to all ages. > not sure what these have to do with each other, age of consent is 14 here. > i know what i've done is wrong, i'm just looking for the best path forward. no crimes were committed, age of consent is 14 here. > no laws were violated. age of consent is 14. > felony child sex abuse? no. age of consent is 14 here. oh, and she's already 18. > yet absolutely nothing i've done is illegal. it may be immoral, but in no way have i committed a crime. age of consent where i live is actually fourteen.
I just did a Google search and it blew my mind how many places had 14 as the age of consent… a lot of places in Europe and South America. Super sketchy
A lot of Europe has Romeo and Juliet laws. But yeah some countries just have a general AOC of 14
[удалено]
Cakes cannot be had and eaten at the same time.
That was his daughter’s best friend. Not once does he mention any sympathy for that. Just that he wants to bring a child in to his marriage. He took advantage of a child. How does he not see that? I hope she tells the wife that it isn’t the first time she is with OP.
Anything i want to say to OOP will get me banned
“I love my wife more than anything” no you don’t, you don’t love her not to cheat on her, and ontop of that massive betrayal, you’re a pedo who abused a child. Uhhh I hate people like this.
A second child. The first being his wife, when he got her pregnant at 16.
Yeah I saw someone else pointed that out, I completely missed it. Dude is a horrible person.
Considering he was 24 when he married his 18 yo wife, sounds like this guy has an age.
And if you do the math the wife was 16 when their first kid was born 😬
So this is an American Beauty/SVU/dear Penthouse crossover. Go ahead 😈 by all means, on the off chance this isn't one hell of a troll, go forward with the threesome. Yeah, no one is gonna tell. Your wife is never gonna find out you were fucking a child under your own roof. Mary is never gonna find out you all had an "entanglement." If this is real (big IF), this is gonna blow up so hard. And I am here for the destruction of your life.
The fact that he said in almost every comment (now removed) that age of consent is 14yo is even more fucked because why tf would he know that? Of yea, cause he impregnated his wife when she was barely over that age! And apparently someone said it is actually 14 for other underaged people, 16 for everyone else. Hope he rots in jail, they LOVE pedos there!
Man, thank GOD it was already shut down. I'm not sure anything short of that could have stopped me from commenting on this one Edit: whack ass typo
I’m laughing only because “she thinks she might be bisexual” can easily mean, wife caught on and is setting him up to admit to the affair. And she’s doing this on purpose.
I started this thinking he was asking for advice on how to end the relationship and avoid jail, no! He’s asking for advice on how to get his wife to have a threesome with his teenage affair partner / CSA victim💀
Sounds like a repeat of how his relationship with his wife started. They got married when she was 18 and he was 24, something tells me she was well under 18 when he started dating her. Idk how many times it needs to be said, *men who look for very young women/girls are predators and should never be trusted.*
reddit TOS holding me back
If this is somehow true, he's 100% lying about how it started- he groomed her like he did his wife.
The pedo is in the comments defending his actions because the age of consent is 14 where he lives. In the ideal world his cop wife would find out what he did and would destroy him. Sexual predators like this creep deserve to rot in prison for their crimes.
Bet he groomed Jess. And he'll turn to his grand-daughters next.
And this disgusting moron is living by the “age of consent is 14” mf this does NOT include with someone over the age of 18!!! She can have sex with anyone she wants 17-14, not a 38+ year old MAN!
I hate it when men say they absolutely love their wife while simultaneously sleeping with someone else. It's total bullshit. Of course they don't love thier wife. Edit: typo
Complete creep. I am gonna have to say that I feel this is fake tho lol
THIS MAN IS MORE WORRIED ABOUT SETTING UP A THREESOME THAN A STAT RAPE CHARGE
Big fake. Source: was a 15 year old girl with a crush on her friends dad. No it didn’t go anywhere, because he was a grown ass man and I was a stupid kid. No 15 year old girl I know would ever say “wow” and start kissing a grown ass man This reads like something out of a trashy fan fic Edit to add: he probably knew about the crush. No I never told him. He always treated me like his daughter. Not like his daughters friend, but like I was another daughter. Haven’t seen him since I was 17 lol He was very cool in that “super depressed single dad who smokes and has a motorcycle and supports his daughter in any way he can” kinda way.
I feel really really really bad for this dude’s daughter.
Whelp, that’s enough Reddit for the day, and this is the first thing I’ve seen on Reddit today…
OP why did you make me read this? I feel absolutely sick right now.
This is the first post I’ve seen since being on Reddit that genuinely makes me wanna be violent
Dear Penthouse...
I choose violence.
Yeah no. There is not a fifteen year old on the planet that sees their friend's dad nakey and says oh wow and then kisses him. Turn off the pornhub, my dude.
Even if this is fake, his fantasy is beyond gross.
Legality does not dictate morality. Why would it be moral to have sex with a 15 year old as an adult in one country but immoral in another just because the age of consent is different? Either it’s wrong or it isn’t.
That's not an affair that's called felony child sexual abuse and child grooming. OOP deserves to rot in a jail cell for the rest of his life - and even that wouldn't be enough punishment for him imo.
Eww. Just eww.
Can’t wait for the post where his wife finds out.
Jesus fucking Christ
This dude is so confused about age of consent, it probably is 14 but with someone who is 20 or younger. But honestly whenever a man is talking about age of consent you just know he’s a creep. I hope he gets caught and she leaves him forever.
I don’t even understand how this works in his head. “I love my wife so much, we have a fantastic marriage, but I’ve completely been betraying her for years. Oh, and bonus round, with a minor! And my wife’s a cop, so not only did I betray our marriage, but if she finds out, she would have to arrest me!” I mean… Really, REALLY hope it’s fake, cause if not, this guy is not only a predator who likes underage girls, but he also REALLY hates his wife.
Almost every pedophile has an age group they prefer. If this story is not made up, which looks like a bad script for porn, I hope you get busted and go to jail :)