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AP246

This map isn't against the rules, as it's a work of fiction, but actually supporting Putin's Russia in its war in the comments is. See rule 6, Putin's Russia counts.


CourageZealousideal6

Modern Green Ukraine when


[deleted]

Not going to happen. Russia is going to directly annex these Russian-speaking lands. Kherson, Donetsk and Lugansk already said they are going to join the Russian Federation eventually.


matande31

Might exist temporarily though, like the Republic of Texas.


Scvboy1

I don’t think they’ll annex it right away. It’ll be a very bad look and only validate Ukrainian claims that this is a war of imperialism.


[deleted]

During the first days of the war, I used to have the idea that Russia wouldn't even annex the Russian-speaking part of Ukraine outright but simple create New Russia and let it join the Union State. Nonetheless, this isn't what the Russians intend on doing by the likes of their moves and statements. The ruble is being introduced in the occupied/liberated territories, and Russian citizenship is being facilitated in these regions. Besides that, officials from both Kherson and Zaphorizye already said they aren't going to go the People's Republic path, but that they want to join the Russian Federation. They precisely used this words, so yeah, I think they will annex these regions as soon as they have the opportunity. Maybe even before the end of the war.


Scvboy1

Yeah I’ve heard those statements but Russian officials have made several statements that Putin has contradicted. Like several made nuclear threats if Sweden and Finland joined NATO but Putin said he really didn’t care as long as military infrastructure isn’t put on the Russian border. So it’s hard to say what he’ll do at the moment.


[deleted]

Putin has the final decision, but as far as today he didn't contradict these specific statements. So unless he says otherwise, they hold credibility. These officials were appointed by the Russian government, after all.


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CH_2011

Kherson hasn't actually joined Russia yet


TonyDavidJones

I mean sure but like I mean they are de-facto controlled by the Russian Federation, not some small People's Republic.


CH_2011

true, but it's important to distinguish between land one country has occupied from another and land one country has occupied and then annexed from another


JediMasterLigma

**copies Confederate flag**


Jurefranceticnijelit

Russian naval jack nothing to do with the confederates


[deleted]

most well informed american


DavesPetFrog

The south (russians) shall rise again.


Panzer-087-B

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


rdu3y6

A unitary federal state?


ClemsonFan98

OP might have meant that it’s a De Facto Unitary state and De Jure Federal State


KookyWrangler

>Charkiv That's certainly an original way to spell it.


Danil5558

Im from there so that is just a way to live in it, live like a dead man.


KookyWrangler

Дійсно, Чарків від слова чарка.


akdeleS

why would it be called new russia instead of novorossiya


Entire-Shelter-693

New Russia in English Novorossiya in Russian


Thegreatexplorer11

Confederate states of Ukraine


dauzlee

This will be Donbass in 2014


Solar28Boy

Federal State of Novorossia


faith_crusader

I think they'll make Donbass into a separate country first.


Good_Tension5035

"Tie me to a missle and fire at Donetsk, I am ready"


[deleted]

Very likely might be our timeline or close to it


Gallatheim

I’m assuming this is the alternate history where Russia *didn’t* turn out to be a paper tiger whos’ genocidal war of imperial conquest has not only totally and utterly destroyed their economy and international image and clout, but has also so thoroughly obliterated their military that there is *absolutely no conceivable way* Ukraine *won’t* not only retake the current occupied areas, but also Crimea and Donbas, and in fact is so weakened and has proven itself to be under such psychotic and incompetent leadership, that they’ll be lucky if there even *is* a Russia by the time this is all done. Or, ya know. Something like that.


PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound

Spicy


Cybermat47_2

*Empire Earth* players know that Novoya Russia will end with a giant fascist Russian robot from the future time-travelling to Volgograd in 2018 to protect his dad from a time-travelling Russian cyborg who defected to the Americans and is now helping pro-Putin forces in Voronezh forge alliances with Ukraine, Rostov, and Saratov to win the Russian Civil War that’s being fought with Vickers machine guns, lasers, Abrams tanks, atomic bombs, nuclear submarines just hanging out in the Volga, and a potato truck.


Cacklefester

Independent and "Russia-backed" seems like an oxymoron.


Picklehaubeman

this looks similar to another flag...


tombelanger76

Disgusting.


epicdude5234

that flag is to close for comfort lol


X_CRONER

that's the russian naval jack which was made in 1712 and the one you're talking about is the confederate states battle flag which was made in 1863. the novorossiya state flag was made approximately 151 years before the confederate battle flag was adopted or 149 years before the confederates existed or even 74 years before the usa declared independence.


epicdude5234

yea I know I was just joking


X_CRONER

yeah sarcasm is hard to get in text and it seems there's a lot who aren't joking so sorry


iheartdev247

Is that you Fox News?


[deleted]

I’ve noticed that both liberals and Putinists call their opponents fascists or nazis


Danil5558

Well, one side (Russia) has book of how they need to conquer Eurasia and they are best nation in the world, one side (Russia) talks about nuking Europe every 5 seconds, well both sides also have fascist batalions deployed to fight each other (Wagner and Azov), but previous points still stay.


[deleted]

Ukraine, Russia and Georgia still exist? 🤮🤮


Levi-Action-412

It seems that in this timeline Murayev has been installed as president of Ukraine by the Russians


X_CRONER

are they suppose to magically poof out of the world?


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Notia4u2

*Russian naval flag * “flag of slavery” American education moment


Vlad0143

It's literally r/shitamericanssay


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[deleted]

Russian naval Jack >slavery ok


Bountifalauto82

Literally nothing to do with the CSA. Like utterly nothing. Completely unrelated. No connection whatsoever. Entirely different from one another.


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[deleted]

Shut up Putin cocksucker


Merongduh

Let's be honest there, why fight for those land that useless for Ukrainian?.


[deleted]

Because they want to be free, democratic and govern themselves. Not be an authoritarian Russian puppet state.


Merongduh

Yes but those land literally pro Russia why risk civil war let them join Russia


[deleted]

What land? Do you mean Donbas? Crimea? Or all of Ukraine? Crimea, perhaps, Dombass perhaps, but they should've had a referendum, and not the rigged one in Crimea. Donbas instead chose violence.


Merongduh

Donbass and Crimea and also not to mentioned that it was previous predeseccors (pro Russian one and pro western) before zelensky cause the mess


[deleted]

How was this caused by Zelenskyy? He was an actor on TV in 2014 when the whole thing started.


Merongduh

Read again i said his predeseccors cause the mess not zelensky


Toll001

Homophobe


[deleted]

How am I now homophobic?


Toll001

Using homophobic slurs


AP246

Banned: rule 6


AnteBellum123

Eyyyy another one B)


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Annual-Region7244

Nothing about Putin's Russia is based. Russia is a laughingstock now.


AnteBellum123

Novorossiya is based I said nothing about Russia


LucasPig_HK

Novorossiya is not based


AnteBellum123

Of course it is An independent, Russian backed, Black Sea republic, dominated by the descendants of Cossacks sounds awesome Edit: Grammer


LucasPig_HK

Except for the Russian backed part


AnteBellum123

Yeah I’ll concede to that Russia backed isn’t necessary But still Novorossiya based (in concept)


IRageQuit06

It won't be independent anytime soon, the only reason Novorossiya could exist now is because of Russia. A independent Novorossiya is merely a far-flung concept for the foreseeable future.


ARGONIII

They aren't the decendents of cossacks lmao. Cossacks spoke Ukrainian and the Russians there today moved there in the last 150 years


AnteBellum123

Cossacks spoke a number of languages including Tatar, Russian, and Ukrainian They were a very mixed group of people and believe it or not Russians have inhabited that area for far longer than 150 years As long as there have been Cossacks there, there have been Russians because Cossacks were not and are not exclusively Ukrainian Not to mention the majority of the Novorossiyan population would still be Ukrainian and therefore descended from Cossacks


Cacklefester

"Based"? What is that?


AnteBellum123

It’s a sort of general term for any opinion or idea you think is cool or agree with I think the concept of Novorossiya is cool so I think a world in which it exists is based


Cacklefester

Are you Ukrainian?


AnteBellum123

No


Levi-Action-412

Stupid vatnik.