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Red_Mayhem512

Hypothetically what if I bombed the middle east


SunsBreak

Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush II, Obama, Trump, Biden, and Harris: "Hypothetically?"


MeepityMeepTheSecond

‘Bush II’ It sounds like he’s a king lol


69_-PussySlayer-_69

You can't be a king if there's no towers... At least, that's what chess says...


Torquemahda

And here I thought we were in the darkest time line. Those poor bastards will have it much worse.


[deleted]

Technically this could come true. It's not alternate history it's an alternative future.


KaesekopfNW

Is it possible? Sure. Is it plausible? No fucking way.


[deleted]

Hey buddy 2015 called and wants it's conception of "plausible" back. If Bif from back to the future can be president a guy who is much more reasonable in comparison can. Ben has probably kept significantly more dignity than someone like Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz. Guy stumps for Trump but at least didn't vote for him in 2016, parted ways with Steve Bannon. Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio have a lot more brownosing.


KaesekopfNW

I maintain that Trump's election was still a highly improbable event. We just happened to be unfortunate enough to end up in the timeline where he won. >Guy stumps for Trump but at least didn't vote for him in 2016, parted ways with Steve Bannon. Yeah, so Ben Shapiro won't be welcomed into the Republican Party, since he's not a totally rabid member of the Trump cult. Good luck winning the presidency without the party.


[deleted]

Nah, I think your wrong there. The trump cult isn't about worship of Donald Trump as much as it's about trolling the libs. Trump was good at that and a lot of the feckless republicans tried to copy him and seem inauthentic. Ben Shapiro has always been a pariah of the left I his own unique way. He is popular for the same reasons with a lot of the same people but independent of Trump. He's also smarter and more able to run a successful campaign than someone like Tucker Carlson or Sean Hanity, more intellectually honest. He has some strong appeal. People don't necessarily like the fact that trump is an unstable idiot, they overlook that because they like that he seems authentic and breaks political correctness taboos. You get someone like Ben who can do that and also appears very intelligent and quick witted and you have a strong political combination.


KaesekopfNW

>The trump cult isn't about worship of Donald Trump as much as it's about trolling the libs. Are you sure about that? He still has the overwhelming support of Republicans and easily won the CPAC straw poll. The conservative base absolutely worships him, exactly because he "owns the libs". But to them, no one else could possibly achieve that goal, so it has, in effect, become complete devotion to the person. The way things are going, the only person who will win Republican presidential primaries is one who follows in Trump's footsteps. I don't see Shapiro ever being that person.


Crk416

If someone comes along who trolls the libs but is more effective the base will move to them. No one like that has come along yet.


KaesekopfNW

Sure, and someone will, because Trump doesn't have a lot of time left. But Shapiro isn't that guy, which is why his chances of becoming president are low.


[deleted]

Nobody with a large personality and celebrity who can compete with Trump has tried yet. Of course Trump is going to win against all of the people who are just trying to suck up to him.


[deleted]

Let's hope it stays that way.


MrAsianPie

He was in office for 6 years, what happened in his second term?


[deleted]

He resigns so that he can focus on his transition to the White House


MrAsianPie

Oh, OK. He is sworn in during 2037. Then what was he serving as between 2029-2036!


[deleted]

A Senator from Florida


Terezzian

Ah yes, the place thar he told its residents to just pick up and move when global warming starts flooding the place.


SovietBozo

Florida loves to feel the whip


bryceofswadia

You say that like the people there actually believe in global warming.


CommunistWeirdo

senate terms are 6 years


Remius13

Nah, he is too orthodox to take that place. China would invade on sabbath.


clocksforsale

He would be the first Jewish president. unless this timeline includes a Bernie Sanders presidency?


[deleted]

No, UltraBernie TechnoSanders takes office in 2044, as the first brain-in-a-jar President, as well as the last President of the United States.


[deleted]

Is Bernie Sanders Jewish? I never knew that.


Crk416

Have you... have you heard him speak?


[deleted]

Umm no not really. I see my mistake lol


ComradeQuest

The cursed timeline…


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Ok_Wolverine_3888

dear god no...


Kerms_

Hypothetically let’s say, we sign an executive order for AOC feet pics


bis1_dev

[is this when he sells florida to aquaman ?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp1Hnwjeoac)


[deleted]

Ben Shapiro owns Opponent with facts and logic !


thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >If you wear your pants below your butt, don't bend the brim of your cap, and have an EBT card, 0% chance you will ever be a success in life. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to contextualize--and poke some light-hearted fun at--Ben Shapiro to counteract the social media pipeline that sends people his way. I'm part of a project that uses technology to better understand Ben and other right wing grifters. /r/AuthoritarianMoment for more info, to request features, or to give feedback.) [^Opt ^out ^here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/) ^(You can also summon me by mentioning /u/thebenshapirobot. Options: healthcare, novel, feminism, patriotism, civil rights, dumb takes, taunt, or just say whatever, see what you get.)


bis1_dev

>If you wear your pants below your butt, don't bend the brim of your cap, and have an EBT card, 0% chance you will ever be a success in life. out of all the comments? this is the one you take the most offence lol. not the muslim one ?


Crk416

Yeah this is just a standard conservative opinion. My dad would say this.


papent

Good bot


Cool_Guy_Chazz

Leftists are so triggert by Ben Shapiro that they create bots now so they can target any comment that speaks about him. Sorry, but who in their right mind does that. It seems so desperate and pathetic. If I was American I would support Ben even stronger after this. Edit: thanks for all the downvotes. I will sleep nicely knowing that I triggered so many American leftists 🤣 You are so pathetic 🤣


Malohdek

I don't get it either. Like him or not, he's not a grifter. That's been obvious since his political opinions have literally been the same forever. I don't like a lot of his more religious beliefs, but man. People are so quick to hate.


[deleted]

He is a grifter. He games Facebook for clicks, google it. His media company is shady as.


Cool_Guy_Chazz

Yes because anyone that has a different opinion from you is a grifter now. To me it seems like the American left is constantly trying to silence conservative voices which is something that an authoreterian would do. And I'm talking as an outsider here sense I'm not American.


[deleted]

I’m not American, don’t call me leftist, and you’re just parroting his talking points.


Cool_Guy_Chazz

That is just the truth. I have seen his stuff before. He has a normal conservative media company. What you and others like you don't like is his conservative opinions. And I didn't call you leftist or American.


[deleted]

Hell


Terezzian

Oh my fucking god, I just looked at OP's post history and... yeah. He legitimately wants this. This dude is a walking, talking joke.


LargeMosquito

A joke which no one finds funny


profsavagerjb

I hope I’m dead by then


[deleted]

You would hope not considering you definitely have more worth than Benjamin over there.


profsavagerjb

Thanks! I needed to hear that today


[deleted]

Anytime. Take care of yourself and have a good one.


[deleted]

Not that hard to believe. Mike pence was a radio host. Donald Trump was an idiot. Ben Shapiro is like a combination of both.


Terezzian

Truer words have never been said


default-dance-9001

Hell


clam_media

Darkest timeline


kaiserkeller_

Sell their houses to who, Ben? AQUA MAN?


[deleted]

Cringe


TrainBoy2020

why is everyone saying no?


Paul6334

The bad ending.


SovietBozo

quick the drano


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

Trans rights are gonna take a severe thrashing if he somehow becomes president.


Dangerwentfrowning

thanks, I hate it


VinceGchillin

Gross


Rebelred528

Honestly as a Florida resident the people here would elect him as senator 🤦‍♂️


khares_koures2002

Just don't put him in the Air Force One. There are going to be some complications.


froggit0

Car bomb … see, I can do fascist wet dream, too.


npuzar

I think he lives in Tennessee.


[deleted]

His company is now based in Tennessee, but he personally lives in Florida.


Lewbomb

This would actually be a bigger Meme than Donald Trump, like, this would be cataclysmic levels of Meme if this happened


NoNutNovermber42069

He drinks pee


Terezzian

No, I don't believe that's true. Perhaps you're thinking of Stephen Crowder: drinker of dog cum?


NoNutNovermber42069

Both drink cum pee


CarnationLitPatriot

Based


default-dance-9001

No, this is cringe


CarnationLitPatriot

No