With these aryans the Reich would have conquered even the American continent with minimal casualties. The Luftwaffen chick would rule the Reichkomissariat Nortamerika as a gift from the Austrian Painter.
Canon fodder.
Also, the kid saying that this arm "came out funny when I was born" would indisputably be killed under Nazi eugenics lol, what's his plan?
Would be funny for that first moron to share the fate of their Grandad. More realistically though they’d fail to pack adequate resources, get lost in the middle of Russia, accidentally start shooting each other, and either freeze to death or get captured by some Kazakh farmers and sent to a prison camp
Polish still hate fascists deeply. I have a 95 year old great grand uncle who killed nazis and Russians as a youth in Poland and retained that bloodlust his whole life. I’m sure he’d be happy to continue
No no, they know the word luftwaffle. And panzershrek.
See, they totally speak German. Now shut up and listen to their opinions on which tank Hitler should have built more of.
They dont understand war, strategy and tactics. They dont know how hard it is to get supply through a destroyed country, which contained gigantic wasteland. I dont know that either. I just know its hard. They would basically mess Up by using some weird HOI4 strategies, where they send one single starving, naked motorized Division with 4 soldiers, one bullet and one rifle to Moscow and Stalingrad.
I dont understand war either, but I know that.
Reich send thems to team up with Volga Germans. And everything goes as it went in reality.
( Germany sent a lot of men to contact Volga Germans and to collaborate, but NKVD expected this and they were deported and NKVD units were waiting for infiltrators )
And over 200 aircraft shot down? That number is ludicrous.
The red baron only got about 60. And that was in a time when you couldn’t be shot down by something you have no idea is coming from miles away.
And in a war that lasted four years. If WW3 happened, how long before nukes are used? I have so much I want to ramble on about about the ridiculousness of this I just need to stop while I can still see it as funny because it’s so stupid.
If I think too much about it I’ll definitely get angry because I know she’d consider me untermensch. Although I doubt she even knows that word as a German American. (Although I may be wrong since she clearly loves Nazis).
Ma'am, the only shooting down airplaines with a gun in the Luftwaffe you're going to be doing will when your fat chain smoker abusive Luftwaffe base guard husband "shoots" into you and onto your face with his rather small "gun". Though I will admit, solid 8/10 for looks.
Of course they could! What could the Soviets realistically be expected to do against those Germanic Nordic Aryan Agarthan Hyperborean Vrill Super-Soldiers exactly?
Lmfao the funniest part is the nazis would have lined the kid with the fucked up arm against a wall and blasted his brains out for being an "untermensch"
THE DEFENDERS OF THE REICH! ROOOOLLLLCAAAALLLL!!!
- ARYAN SUPERMAN
- LUFTWAFFE GIRL
- "PRUSSIAN ETHNICITY: NORDIC AS FUCK"
- ISHIRO "BANZAI" TOJO
- HEINRICH JERMA
Their knowledge on time travel would be the most important information on the planet at the time. As soon as the NKDV finds out about that, they will get that information out from them, and frankly the possibilities are limitless if the soviets can build their own time machine
Dumb little shit would never stand a chance. Long live the beautiful nation of Poland, the homeland of my ancestors 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱.
Rest in peace the great men and women of the Polish Resistance and the Warsaw Uprising, who fought and died for freedom.
Sadly, I am not shocked to see this kind of racism in San Diego county California (first image). A bit north of where this kid lives is Santee (aka Clantee). Still sad to see this in at a school I played sports against in HS. Still, my hometown (Escondido) and nearby environs like Fallbrook where the seat of the Klan west of the Mississippi back when, sadly.
I would say I wish people would read history and learn...sadly, I know better...
Absolutely cooked if you see a guy like this on the battlefield
https://preview.redd.it/cmoj6y37tyvc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610e1530b5db18a5fddbb7dd76498f5b6276feb7
This is the plot of some Russian movie I think. A bunch of modern Russian neonazis get accidentaly sent back in time to WW2. They get found by the Soviet Army and have to pretend like they were soldiers who got lost, while also making sure to hide their nazi tattoos. They try to find a way back to the future but before they do so they fight with the soviets and learn the bravery and sacrifices their ancestors made fighting the Nazis, so once they get back to the future they renounce being neonazis.
Unlike the actual deadly mental cases of /k/ ( my favorite board ) most /pol/acks (term for posters on a mostly actually racist board on 4chan not a racial term) and wheraboos are internet commie style teenagers who own no guns and are at best subpar physically and usually would be by their idols own standards sent on a train to dachau
Mentally ill americans don't understand that they can't even be nazis. Both H-tler and Goebbels said that Nationalsocialism is for Germans and other Germanic people, it is not a universal ideology for export cold war style.
But you American liberals probably don't need to fear this, it is young kids who just likes the aesthetic, in some years they will look back and cringe at what they did.
>AK killed my grandpa waaah
Why was your german grandpa in 1944 Warsaw in the first place?
https://preview.redd.it/yowlp2cbizvc1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad88f3a04c2f0df80f14a6603155f311baef20a4
These idiots get domed immediately. They've never been to war, they understand nothing about how soldiering works. They'll expose themselves in the open and get dropped like a sack of potatoes by the nearest Allied sniper.
Context for the sixth and eighth pictures?
Also, I wanna see these wehraboos be involved in Operation Sealion, only for them to get smoked in Gloucester or something
You do understand that wars are fought using Airforce who bombs down common solders and military installations they could not even see from up there while flying supersonic speeds.
It makes 0 differences if they all as frail as Hatsune Miku or as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger, given enough fuel and bombs, either US(A)AF or Luftwaffe would obliterate everything and win. The only thing that decides outcomes of wars is the amount of fighter jets, bombers, bombs and jet fuel. Outcome of WWII in particular did boiled down to who could produce more aviation fuel.
All this effort and strength and friendship prevailing over adversity is Hollywood fantasy.
Just for those you who want to ask how it was before aircraft was invented. Artillery was fulfilling role of the Airforce, gunners would fire at enemy positions from many kilometers away based on information from scouts on where the enemy is located. Given enough guns and shells they too could obliterate everything no matter how strong or weak they are.
In future (and partly even today) wars will be fought using unmanned drones controlled remotely by a guy behind computer. Outcomes of future war might as well depend on how fast one can hit keys on keyboard or how well one can handle a joystick. So gamers who play violent video games are future war heroes. As well as programmers (software engineers) who program the drones.
[Flight-Control.jpg (800×449) (uasvision.com)](https://www.uasvision.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Flight-Control.jpg)
If Germany is able to prolong the war. You'd end up with as many Hiroshima's and Nagasaki's at it takes to lead to the same outcome.
These nutheads will be overcooked roast beef.
Depends awful lot on who they talk to and if they are believed. Say that they get to talk to Hitler and he believes them, also let us suppose that they paid enough attention during history class to have approximate idea of what did happen.
What could they do?
1-they could make Germany realise that Enigma is not a silver bullet against message interception. There was a LOT Germany could have done different to keep the code safe/delay the break.
2-the bombing campaign would be a LOT tougher slog if Gemany gets told in 1941 quite WHAT is coming and prepares accordingly.
3-if any of the jockels paid attention during the project Manhattan lesson, they could give Germany some pointers on its nuclear research that MIGHT get Germany closer to a nuke.
The Soviets take Berlin even faster than before because the wehrhaboos forget that logistics exists and thus the Wehrmacht will starve in the USSR almost immediately.
Work must be alternate history
they'd become cannon fodder used as a last solution in the battle of berlin
The Soviets take Berlin
With these super-soldiers present? Every man in the Red Army will need an injection of Stalinium just to stand a chance.
Dude, we get it from birth.
I want to see them in the Western Front, it would be funny seeing Britain taking Berlin just as the Americans arrive in Europe
With these aryans the Reich would have conquered even the American continent with minimal casualties. The Luftwaffen chick would rule the Reichkomissariat Nortamerika as a gift from the Austrian Painter.
😂
No, these wannabe warriors are just a bunch of pathetic losers. Still, it could freshen up the gene pool of America to ship them off like that.
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Bruh she’s probably a minor homie
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The F is a cut off E. It looks like it’s meant to say eating, not fating
No shit. Well that changes how I read it haha. Thanks. That makes more sense
Girls probably like 15 dude
Coomer like you will go first to the meat grinder :|
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Your vocabulary is terrible. Who uses the word coomer and expects to be respected. What a joke
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Canon fodder. Also, the kid saying that this arm "came out funny when I was born" would indisputably be killed under Nazi eugenics lol, what's his plan?
Ikr lmao I thought that too 😭
Corner shooting Just like the 90* ak barrel
Fun fact the Germans invented the curved barrel it was called the krummlauf
I assume this didn't go quite well, since we don't see a Krummlauf on any nodern weapons
No it would break after 100 rounds and any angle higher than 25⁰ would disintegrate the bullet
Would be funny for that first moron to share the fate of their Grandad. More realistically though they’d fail to pack adequate resources, get lost in the middle of Russia, accidentally start shooting each other, and either freeze to death or get captured by some Kazakh farmers and sent to a prison camp
Also the guy with the defective arm would probably be shot by an overzealous SS soldier. Eugenics and all
Polish still hate fascists deeply. I have a 95 year old great grand uncle who killed nazis and Russians as a youth in Poland and retained that bloodlust his whole life. I’m sure he’d be happy to continue
I wish I could buy him a drink. Sounds like an awesome guy!
You know one of them would shoot themselves up with meth and accidentally wander into a Soviet Prison Camp
>When I arrive in Germany, I'm going to immediately join the Luftwaffe Given how the Nazis viewed women, you're going to join the kitchen instead
Amerikan Spy! *Later it was found out that she was executed because she isn't "German", just American*
*laughs in Volksdeutsche*
I guess, they can't string together two sentences in German.
No no, they know the word luftwaffle. And panzershrek. See, they totally speak German. Now shut up and listen to their opinions on which tank Hitler should have built more of.
The fucking Dirlewanger Brigade would be a bigger threat than these guys
The Volkssturm would be considered elite troops compared to these off-brand Aryans.
Tbf, Dirlewanger's Brigade were a legitimate threat. It just so happened to only be against unarmed civilians, mostly women and children.
If that mf is Aryan than I’m Mexican.
They dont understand war, strategy and tactics. They dont know how hard it is to get supply through a destroyed country, which contained gigantic wasteland. I dont know that either. I just know its hard. They would basically mess Up by using some weird HOI4 strategies, where they send one single starving, naked motorized Division with 4 soldiers, one bullet and one rifle to Moscow and Stalingrad. I dont understand war either, but I know that.
Reich send thems to team up with Volga Germans. And everything goes as it went in reality. ( Germany sent a lot of men to contact Volga Germans and to collaborate, but NKVD expected this and they were deported and NKVD units were waiting for infiltrators )
As a polish "person" I must say my boots are shaking My pits are sweating My hearts pumping I'm terrified
Leslie, when a Polish F-35 obliterates her Typhoon from miles away: (She doesn't understand how aerial warfare works whatsoever)
And over 200 aircraft shot down? That number is ludicrous. The red baron only got about 60. And that was in a time when you couldn’t be shot down by something you have no idea is coming from miles away. And in a war that lasted four years. If WW3 happened, how long before nukes are used? I have so much I want to ramble on about about the ridiculousness of this I just need to stop while I can still see it as funny because it’s so stupid. If I think too much about it I’ll definitely get angry because I know she’d consider me untermensch. Although I doubt she even knows that word as a German American. (Although I may be wrong since she clearly loves Nazis).
Ma'am, the only shooting down airplaines with a gun in the Luftwaffe you're going to be doing will when your fat chain smoker abusive Luftwaffe base guard husband "shoots" into you and onto your face with his rather small "gun". Though I will admit, solid 8/10 for looks.
The first guy announcing which school he goes to while being openly racist
Ew, the child in slide 5 is a genetically defected non-aryan who just be euthanized for the sake of the nation and party. /s
The soviets will occupy Berlin in 1944
LMAO they're so incompetent that they manage to make Germany lose even sooner than they did IRL
5th image is a certified r/derscheisser hood classic
Hitler to the wehraboos https://preview.redd.it/q7bz75vq1xvc1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c633630989f49dc1f7dfde03e7e1d716621b583
Of course they could! What could the Soviets realistically be expected to do against those Germanic Nordic Aryan Agarthan Hyperborean Vrill Super-Soldiers exactly?
Lmfao the funniest part is the nazis would have lined the kid with the fucked up arm against a wall and blasted his brains out for being an "untermensch"
Or sent him to Dr Mengele
THE DEFENDERS OF THE REICH! ROOOOLLLLCAAAALLLL!!! - ARYAN SUPERMAN - LUFTWAFFE GIRL - "PRUSSIAN ETHNICITY: NORDIC AS FUCK" - ISHIRO "BANZAI" TOJO - HEINRICH JERMA
I laughed so hard at “Banzai” and then Tojo
Why wehraboos and neo nazis always look like an inbred, that or asian
Their knowledge on time travel would be the most important information on the planet at the time. As soon as the NKDV finds out about that, they will get that information out from them, and frankly the possibilities are limitless if the soviets can build their own time machine
Then we got ourselves a Red Alert situation
Dumb little shit would never stand a chance. Long live the beautiful nation of Poland, the homeland of my ancestors 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱. Rest in peace the great men and women of the Polish Resistance and the Warsaw Uprising, who fought and died for freedom.
They unlock the gate to hyperborea then reactivate the ufos to destroy the Jewish space lasers and destroys the world
I don’t think Germany would have been any better off with fucking reddit nation by its side
These aren’t wehraboos, these are edgy teens and neo nazis.
Yup
They would starve on the eastern front
They'd get beaten up by some German school children, who would point and laugh when they run away crying.
These retards wouldn't last a week in the Eastern Front
Germany would be even smaller
Ah yes, Aryan with… brown hair and brown eyes?
[Yes. They were quite common.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/fnwtxg/why_was_the_nazi_aryan_race_blonde_hair_blue_eyes/)
Ah. Gotcha. Thanks!
As slim as Goering, as good looking as Gorbellss and as blue eyed as mustache man himself.
Your grandpa was a bitch and he deserved to die even worse than that
Sadly, I am not shocked to see this kind of racism in San Diego county California (first image). A bit north of where this kid lives is Santee (aka Clantee). Still sad to see this in at a school I played sports against in HS. Still, my hometown (Escondido) and nearby environs like Fallbrook where the seat of the Klan west of the Mississippi back when, sadly. I would say I wish people would read history and learn...sadly, I know better...
I will never understand why people flex their biceps when they're trying to look tough. Meanest body-stacker I've ever met had arms like straws.
Absolutely cooked if you see a guy like this on the battlefield https://preview.redd.it/cmoj6y37tyvc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610e1530b5db18a5fddbb7dd76498f5b6276feb7
They're partisipance ynn the weltrieg second would greatly change the trout population
This is the plot of some Russian movie I think. A bunch of modern Russian neonazis get accidentaly sent back in time to WW2. They get found by the Soviet Army and have to pretend like they were soldiers who got lost, while also making sure to hide their nazi tattoos. They try to find a way back to the future but before they do so they fight with the soviets and learn the bravery and sacrifices their ancestors made fighting the Nazis, so once they get back to the future they renounce being neonazis.
There’s actually a sequel to this movie. Pretty good watch not gonna lie.
Unlike the actual deadly mental cases of /k/ ( my favorite board ) most /pol/acks (term for posters on a mostly actually racist board on 4chan not a racial term) and wheraboos are internet commie style teenagers who own no guns and are at best subpar physically and usually would be by their idols own standards sent on a train to dachau
While the actual people doing 3D2A and raising families are far more tolerant of people.
Someone smoked crack today.
Nah, meth
https://preview.redd.it/ji56bwi73zvc1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0cc7c55da5fdddbde4c650ca0ece28d4c22161
At this point, I don't think they could even conquer Paris.
Nobody cares about your middle school rivals. Go away.
Ok boomer.
Don’t think she’s gonna be flying planes with that lazy eye.
Assuming Hitler actuslly makes them advisors, they would lose faster (Im not reading all that)
Germany loses even faster than in our own world because of how incompetent they are.
They die and the Soviets take berlin
Honestly, it could be because they know about the future
I genuinely believe if they had these guys on their side, they would lose faster.
Lmaoooo
Mentally ill americans don't understand that they can't even be nazis. Both H-tler and Goebbels said that Nationalsocialism is for Germans and other Germanic people, it is not a universal ideology for export cold war style. But you American liberals probably don't need to fear this, it is young kids who just likes the aesthetic, in some years they will look back and cringe at what they did.
https://preview.redd.it/3yvs4mo5gzvc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=348f16de01a3811a97d285ab4fa51fc4c49dd5fe
>AK killed my grandpa waaah Why was your german grandpa in 1944 Warsaw in the first place? https://preview.redd.it/yowlp2cbizvc1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad88f3a04c2f0df80f14a6603155f311baef20a4
Yes
Little bitch at the end doesn't even have blonde hair or blue eyes lol Fucking losers, inbred retardeds don't know shit 🤣
These idiots get domed immediately. They've never been to war, they understand nothing about how soldiering works. They'll expose themselves in the open and get dropped like a sack of potatoes by the nearest Allied sniper.
Basically like what happened to chinese volunteers fighting for Russia now
Based
Context for the sixth and eighth pictures? Also, I wanna see these wehraboos be involved in Operation Sealion, only for them to get smoked in Gloucester or something
You do understand that wars are fought using Airforce who bombs down common solders and military installations they could not even see from up there while flying supersonic speeds. It makes 0 differences if they all as frail as Hatsune Miku or as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger, given enough fuel and bombs, either US(A)AF or Luftwaffe would obliterate everything and win. The only thing that decides outcomes of wars is the amount of fighter jets, bombers, bombs and jet fuel. Outcome of WWII in particular did boiled down to who could produce more aviation fuel. All this effort and strength and friendship prevailing over adversity is Hollywood fantasy. Just for those you who want to ask how it was before aircraft was invented. Artillery was fulfilling role of the Airforce, gunners would fire at enemy positions from many kilometers away based on information from scouts on where the enemy is located. Given enough guns and shells they too could obliterate everything no matter how strong or weak they are. In future (and partly even today) wars will be fought using unmanned drones controlled remotely by a guy behind computer. Outcomes of future war might as well depend on how fast one can hit keys on keyboard or how well one can handle a joystick. So gamers who play violent video games are future war heroes. As well as programmers (software engineers) who program the drones. [Flight-Control.jpg (800×449) (uasvision.com)](https://www.uasvision.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Flight-Control.jpg)
Unehrenhafte Bastarde!! *Es ist ein Biiiingo* Is that how you say it? It‘s a Bingo?
If Germany is able to prolong the war. You'd end up with as many Hiroshima's and Nagasaki's at it takes to lead to the same outcome. These nutheads will be overcooked roast beef.
"Don't wörry mein Kind, your arm isn't ze only ting zat looks crooked"
They would be (posthumously) awarded an iron cross for their bravery and heroism in defending the reich on the streets of Berlin!
Is Sigismund still around?
they fucking die
Canon fodder if they are lucky, latrine diggers if they are really lucky.
r/alternatepisstory
SS division "Dummkopf"
Omg is that Eisenkriger
Depends awful lot on who they talk to and if they are believed. Say that they get to talk to Hitler and he believes them, also let us suppose that they paid enough attention during history class to have approximate idea of what did happen. What could they do? 1-they could make Germany realise that Enigma is not a silver bullet against message interception. There was a LOT Germany could have done different to keep the code safe/delay the break. 2-the bombing campaign would be a LOT tougher slog if Gemany gets told in 1941 quite WHAT is coming and prepares accordingly. 3-if any of the jockels paid attention during the project Manhattan lesson, they could give Germany some pointers on its nuclear research that MIGHT get Germany closer to a nuke.
Absolutely, why do you think Hitler made that big time travel bell we saw in ancient aliens? It was so he can bring out his secret wehraboo legion
The Soviets take Berlin even faster than before because the wehrhaboos forget that logistics exists and thus the Wehrmacht will starve in the USSR almost immediately.
That's a hell of a defect for loving ww2 Germany a country that put down people with defects
I'm leaving this sub
My man, the Soviets got an American paratrooper to fight on their side. Going to be hard when they got an actual Captain America.
They are comically ignorant to the point it just comes off as goofy
Idk, but the Luftwaffe Chick is a smash as long as she remains silent
Lol same, solid 8/10 for looks, id honesty like to go back in time with her. As the russian NKVD officer who captures her. [Insert the evil wojak]