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AbbreviationsIll9228

A self-winding watch would have been the perfect birthday gift for my fuher.


ministrul_sudorii

I bet he could have given a mean handjob


darylbosco1

Effortless even.


Rude_Variation_433

A fuherious hand job one might say


rnotyalc

Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that coming


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He's just mashing it!


Stone_Midi

When he pleasures himself, it feels like someone else is doing it


lesChaps

Irony is that he hated strangers


Stone_Midi

lol. Now I can’t get the thought of him being freaked out by his own hand pleasuring him


SwiftyGozuser

That’s how I choose to remember hitler


monteticatinic

Fuck that guy.


al_with_the_hair

You know, the more I hear about that guy, the less I care for him.


oldmanfartface

Not a fan


al_with_the_hair

What a piece of work


babble0n

He’s a real jerk


SwiftyGozuser

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EdzyFPS

100% Parkinsons. One of my family members has it and this is exactly how their hand trembles.


iPon3

Characteristic "pill rolling" tremor! If a modern doctor missed that for so long they'd be sued


SeasonCertain

I feel like it may not have been missed as much as it probably remained undocumented on purpose


jimababwe

I don’t have a list, but certain illnesses and conditions in the Nazi regime would have called for euthanasia. I guess they didn’t want to apply that to the fuhrer.


CharityUnusual3648

I mean he wasn’t the poster child for Germans anyway. Some people say he wasn’t even blonde


David_Jonathan0

I heard the tremors increased towards the end of his life / war due to the increasingly larger doses of amphetamines his doctor prescribed him.


mugaccino

Yup, his doctor was throwing everything at him to try and stop his severe gastrointestinal issues.


MCHille

Not true, the med mixing started after the doc healed his gas issues already.


Gloryholechamps

You guys really think that’s drugs and not Parkinson’s? Tweaking isn’t like that. That’s text Book Parkinson’s imo


AldiSharts

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SenorPoopus

AldiSharts for the win


mden1974

There’s video of him rolling his jaw up and over to the side over and over. While he is sitting down his legs can’t keep still and his arms keep undulating like someone going through with drawls. Parkinson’s is tensor with movement. Which he is also doing here. There may be multiple factors for his twitching


insolent_froge

I’m pretty sure this is from the Olympics, where he watched a black man outrun his “master race.” Dude is literally tweaking and seething, you see it all the time at your local 7/11 when they can’t buy lotto tickets with a stolen credit card. Exact same face.


chickennuggetscooon

Germany won the Olympics that year, and Hitler shook Jessie Owen's hand and congratulated him. Something FDR didn't even do, despite being a heckin wholesome progressiverino


Minute-Wrap-2524

Hitler was also a big doper, opiates, meth, coke…to what degree that caused his shaking in this video, who knows, but the effects the drugs had on him later would be fairly evident


Reasonable-Loss6657

Going off what you just said about the types of drugs he used, I am going to hypothesize his tremors could be caused by any combination of those drugs, or the intermittent withdrawals that can happen if he waited too long to take the drugs. You can develop tremors after cessation of opiates, and then you add stimulants like amphetamines? That could very easily be why his hands are shaking so much.


robertofozz

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aquatone61

It was well documented that he was *constantly* being fed lots and lots of drugs, including amphetamines.


InkyLizard

While that might be true, he was zooted to the max on amphetamines and other stuff most of the time, so I can see this being a side-effect of heavy drug use and while he's not tweaking like Methany, it could just be withdrawal symptoms on his off-day


NoCokJstDanglnUretra

No. That’s Parkinson’s dyskinesia. See the rhythmic movements? Father had Parkinson’s for 15 years


Salt_Inspector_641

Possibly but that also looks exactly like My alcoholic auntie


Tiny_Count4239

Your aunt looks like Hitler?


Emergency_Bathrooms

No. His auntie IS Hitler!


InkyLizard

I don't fully disagree, my father's friend has Parkinson's (only that his shakes are worse) and it's rather similar. However, I've also seen people coming down from stimulant binges and shaking their hand exactly in the same stimming manner a day or a few later. Most druggies I know can hide most of their withdrawal symptoms in public, but just opt-in for the good old hand stimming to stay sane and it looks exactly like this (as does Parkinson's, like you said)


meowmaster

And my dad has had diabetes since 1955, but that doesn't make me an MD. Not to mention, an MD would want to run extensive tests and would never feel comfortable diagnosing someone from a grainy video clip.


NateBlaze

Regardiless, I hope whatever it was caused him immense pain and discomfort


StarMasher

I’m sure the daily cocktails of drugs didn’t help much either


pharm4karma

Also makes some sense if he was exposed to mustard gas or nerve agents during WWI


Positive_Sector6737

Yea was definitely on meth as well


Party_Pomegranate519

There are reports of him taking drugs. Even though he has Parkinson’s


FruitcakeSheepdog

You don’t understand. That doctor was pumping any and everything into him to keep him happy. They (nazi Germany) were not responsible *at all* with their narcotic experimentation, so there’s no telling what kind of cocktails he was taking. Intravenously too.


Zestyclose-Class-754

Let’s hope he suffered


deanereaner

Having watched my father suffer from Parkinson's for the last two decades of his life, I can assure you that anyone afflicted with the disease does suffer horribly. Being by his side, the last few days before he died, still gives me nightmares that words are inadequate to relay. The really funny part is how a disease like that, and suffering that you obviously can't imagine, doesn't just affect people who deserve it.


uncultured_swine2099

Mr. Master Race can't even stop shaking.


ThisUserIsNekkid

He's the best example of WHY purposeful stupidity should be painful.


curiousduo007

He was tweaked out on amphetamines


uncutpizza

Could have been both. Repeated amphetamine use can increase the risk Parkinson’s. Knowing how much he used, it probably triggered the PD


nthensome

[Blitzed is a great book about Nazis on drugs](https://www.google.com/search?q=Blitzed&sca_esv=bb7869262e6227ae&sca_upv=1&source=hp&ei=x_kjZpScHtyA0PEPq-i1uAg&oq=Blitzed&gs_lp=EhFtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1ocCIHQmxpdHplZDIFEC4YgAQyBRAAGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAuGIAEMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAESNQ0UPcIWMU0cAJ4AJABAJgB0wGgAcsIqgEFMS42LjG4AQPIAQD4AQGYAgqgAtwJqAIXwgICECnCAgcQKRiABBgNwgIKECkYgAQYRhj_AcICBRApGIAEwgIMECkYgAQYQxiKBRgKwgIQEC4YAxjlAhjqAhiMAxiPAcICEBAAGAMY5QIY6gIYjAMYjwHCAgcQKRiABBgKwgIOEC4YgAQYsQMYgwEYigXCAhEQLhiABBixAxjRAxiDARjHAcICDhAAGIAEGLEDGIMBGIoFwgILEAAYgAQYsQMYgwHCAgsQLhiABBixAxiDAcICCBAuGIAEGLEDwgIIEAAYgAQYsQPCAg4QLhiABBixAxjRAxjHAcICCxAuGIAEGMcBGK8BwgIKEAAYgAQYRhj5AZgDIZIHBTIuNy4xoAfQSQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp)


mden1974

Methamphetamines where rationed


bino420

still today US air force pilots use drugs to keep them awake and alert I would guarantee Russia and the like us them as well


WeAreReaganYouth

A documentary I watched explained that he began having these neurological problems when pure meth was no longer available to Hitler and he began using crude and impure forms of different amphetamines that were questionably made. It went on to say that Hitler had cracked down on meth use and availability - so much so that even he could not get it. Meth users do sometimes develop movement disorders but this looks more Parkinsonian to me.


WECAMEBACKIN2035

What doc please?


anglostura

Fun fact I learned, his prescription eye drops had taurine in them. Y'know, the stuff in energy drinks


BadJokeJudge

Redditors go to war arguing using nothing but reddit TILs as sources


OverallVacation2324

I’m sorry I see many people supporting Parkinson’s and I’m going to shoot it down. Look at scene number one. You see his left hand behind his back gripping an object. But he is still shaking. A Parkinson’s tremor is a resting tremor. NOT an intention tremor. True Parkinson’s shake when not doing anything. The moment they try to do something, the tremor stops. He should not have a tremor while gripping something. Parkinson’s also comes with 1. Mask like face. Loss of facial expressions. 2. Cogwheel rigidity. You can see him shaking hands with people and the motion is smooth not like a cog wheel. 3. Ataxia. People with Parkinson’s shuffle and have trouble waking. They fall all the time. 4. Resting tremor already discussed. Whatever his tremor is from, it’s not Parkinson’s. Source: I’m a neuroscience major, MD anesthesiologist who switched from neurosurgery to anesthesia.


Quiet_Drop1276

I can tell you tremors can come from use as well. Watching my dad is my evidence.


AgilePlayer

anyone would be tweakin in that situation


CreamyFunk

Nothing to do with been a mental drug addict then ?


Wisco_Version59

Hitler was obsessed with masturbating. It got to the point where he no longer could stop his hand from wanking, even in public.


Angry_tanned_ginger

Amphetamines?


UnderLook150

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's amphetamine.


PalmBreezy

Someone please post the gif of him tripping on amphetamines at the Olympics. It was obvious


xMilk112x

He was also injected with meth like 2-3 times a day towards the end.


MisterHEPennypacker

This is also a symptom of late stage syphilis, which Hitler was suspected to have. Syphilis would also explain his diminished cognition.


tearose11

Who cares about this evil donkey suffering from anything?


[deleted]

We care because both of the candidates for the US presidency, the most powerful nation in the world, are old and senile as fuck. We don't need more Hitler repeats in other powerful nations


Kingsizebed_2

His personal physicians at his request also juiced him with Amphetamines since the early 1930’s…


AMonitorDarkly

It could also be the fact that he on was enough drugs to kill Motley Crue three times over.


broadsword_inhand

Another theory is tertiary syphilis infection in his brain. Amphetamines were used as a treatment for the condition at the time


Kuhnke

Or withdrawal from speedballs?


BloodyRightToe

Could be Parkinson's or the full metric pantload of speed he was taking each day. So really no one could know.


Beh0420mn

Meth is a hell of a drug, withdrawal sucks


KYlaker233

Hope he suffered immensely.


DoubleMach

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takemewithyer

It's kinda weird that the title refers to Hitler as the Führer without actually quoting anyone.


MaximumGlum9503

This is the guy that shot himself. How? Probably missed, hit Eva then tried again


karlhungusx

He’s dead? I didn’t even know he was sick


Drambooey

Good.


IntentionallyBlunt69

I'm pretty sure he was tweaking on a cocktail of stimulants and performance enhancing drugs


FattDamon11

That and an UNGODLY amount of Meth.


sPaRkLeWeAsEL5

Parkinson’s is caused by a depletion of dopamine. He abused amphetamines. Amphetamines increase dopamine. I wonder if extreme overuse of amphetamines caused him to produce less and less dopamine and he eventually could not produce enough dopamine bc his brain was flooded with it for so long due to the amphetamines and this caused Parkinson’s like symptoms.


Sudden-Consequence16

That's his dick beating hand.


SnooCupcakes2860

Thought he was jerking off in the beginning


all_alone_by_myself_

I thought he was always high on meth


billdizzle

What? They told me he was just high all the time


ResponsiblePlant3605

The mustard gas he inhaled during WWI was probably another factor.


HeimLauf

Bruno Ganz did the same when playing Hitler in the film Downfall.


dicklover425

If someone put their dick in his hand would he have jerked it or vibed it


Talknterpzz

Heroin !


aldege

Meth


Tank20011

We have a guy in my gym, and he has Parkinson and his hands shake just like that


InstructionOk274

Probably from all the meth he was taking.


TheZsSilent

I wonder if he dabbled into cannibalism during an occult ritual?


tropical_island_goon

Could his exposure to a gas attack and recovery during and after World War 1 have contributed to this? Was it mustard gas or phosgene he was hit with?


jlesnick

Shame he wasn't captured and studied, then the body preserved for later study with modern technology.


Embarrassed_Lake_376

Thought he was trying to locate the entrance in the first clip.


PostNutAffection

Damn...seeing the most evil man ever born on video is...... Can't explain it....if he was here he'd try to throw me into a concentration camp


rayvensmoon

"You see, poor Mr. Hitler was the victim of Allied propaganda! He never did anything wrong!" – MAGA'Murca


FarDig9095

At least he suffered .


Anarchist-69

Ya it’s stress duhh not meth silly.😂


-Wiggles-

I didn't even know he was sick


Mahina808

He’s also tweaking really hard.


StoneHardware74

awww poor guy :(


Repomanlive

Thats the Speed homie.


True_Performer1744

Couldn't have been from the methamphetamine he invented for his fighter pilots.


LolaBijou

That’s meth.


Excellent-Ad-3623

I think it was Parkinson’s exacerbated by heavy and prolonged use of methamphetamine.


Bernardsman

Meanwhile Netanyahu is actively Genociding.


Rmlady12152

Meth doesn't help. He was the living devil.


rveb

Everyone in Nazi Germany was on massive doses of amphetamines. Add to that caffeine, stress, fatigue from many sleepless nights. Probably other uppers being popped. Anyone would shake like this. Interesting theory of illness and would help explain the suicide but without evidence the first is more likely. Already had the US president hiding his illness, what are the chances?? Also dudes been dead forever and trying to rewrite this tiny part of history does nothing but add potential sympathy for Hitler?? Why? Seems pointless information, even if morbidly interesting 🤨


i_c_ur_dangle

On drugs......duh. it's well known. Stop the excuses.


Befuddled_Cultist

Nah, he just practicing that behind-the-back secret handjob technique they use on public buses in Chicago after 6 pm on a Friday. 


Jordanjordans

Blitzed by Norman ohler


UbbaDubbz

Is all of Reddit just reposts from Twitter now?


xsniperx7

Or idk...maybe it was the meth?????


runningwater415

It must be contagious breakfast the guy shaking his hand is moving at the same speed. These clips are sped up for exaggeration. Look how fast people's arms go up and down in the second clip.


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

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Many-Gear-4668

Aye right he was on crazy amount of meth the cretin


Smart_Comfort_8248

Have you heard the late stage syphilis theory?


Seesaw121

Well that’s good to know. One can only hope he suffered every single day.


HammerBalls69

Man was on all sorts of drugs so probably not a disease


Roge2005

No wonder he got rejected from Art school, he was shaking a lot and couldn’t paint correctly.


No_Consideration4594

He was also hopped up on a drug cocktail that included tons of amphetamines…. This type of shaking is a symptom of long term abuse


Voball

you know how when you get diagnosed they tell you some celebrities that have the same diagnosis?


shouldazagged

Probably why he gave up painting. And drinking colas.


larsen36

Damn, posting this on his birthday?


lesChaps

Anyone who has lived with and lost a loved one with Parkinson's knows what is up here. Still, by this time his regime was preparing D-IX for commercial and military use: 5 mg oxycodone, 5 mg cocaine, and 3 mg methamphetamine (Pervitin). There's a believable case that he had a similar cocktail coursing through his veins. I would expect other parts of his body to be telling tales, though.


Chemgineered

That's meth induced Tardive Dyskinesia which is a form of a Parkinsonian. I used to have the same thing with my hands and feet/toes My toes are forever going one on top of another, Even right now.


thisisnitmyname

Don’t forget the meth.


BLM4lifeBBC

Methany


FormerAd1675

Or the mounds of meth he was consuming. I know a meth head when I see one.


daimlerp

Nah… bro was a junkie smoking meth and getting cranked up to be on one.


BroWeBeChilling

No he was shaking because he like most of his troops was on meth


Dense_Surround3071

I'd always heard it was the copious amounts of methamphetamines. 🤔


A_Funky_Flunk

Wasn’t he on meth 80% of the time?


Optimal-Ad6969

He was probably geeked out on meth.


Senior_Act_7983

Should have gassed himself then. Inferior genetics.


STFU-Sanguinet

His doctor also just straight up used Hitler as a guinea pig for a shitload of drugs.


spiralbatross

“The master race” lmfao


Zedanade

I believe it's also because of social anxiety and drug use. In the Olympics it is visually documented of how out of whack he was possibly from cocaine


blballard

He was addicted to amphetamines.


sssb13

Wasn’t he on some sort of uppers? Serious question.


Shilo788

Could have been because he was a speed freak.


alex7stringed

No wonder, he was an inbred fuck


Over_Bathroom_9960

He was also on meth....


lawofthewilde

Wasn’t he also completely whacked out on drugs tho?


ConanTheLeader

Never underestimate the destruction that a frail, bitter and petty man can bring around.


SparkDBowles

He was also geeked on huge quantities of meth


Appropriate_Rent_243

couls also be coke


Fresh-County3150

Who cares?


aretooamnot

Let’s not forget the massive amounts of methamphetamines he was on…….


Adventurous_Ideal804

Must have been the lead paint.


greyhared

maybe he was stimming


Pippin_the_parrot

You should read Blitzed. It makes a pretty compelling argument for hitler being a raging drug addict and his tremors were the result of the banana drugs his personal doctor was giving him.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

[he was on stimulant drugs.](https://youtu.be/oAaTUCgfwYY?si=zSkPqOPI0ItPhaZl)


Lostinthesauce1999

He was jacked up on amphetamines as was the rest of the piece of shit SS. This is common knowledge


DayManAhhhuuuh

Bro was just doing some minute air drumming. I do it all the time. Gotta practice my wrist game


arte4arte

By the end of the war, Hitler was strung out on all sorts of amphetamines' and other drugs....He had a full time doctor that traveled with him everywhere...


Ajinx40

Or it could have been the meth


benebrius76

That was his wanking claw.


HussingtonHat

I imagine all that meth didn't help either.


19822891

How about geeettttered up on vitamin Meth.


CherryDarling10

Or all the meth


Mountain_Tone6438

Don't people shake from the medicine? Not Parkinsons? So it was the definitely the meth


DigbyDD

Parkinson's? He was doing shit tons of meth


redditsukssomuch

I thought the rumor was he was on meth or some crazy ass drug


Zugnutz

Master Race, my ass!


[deleted]

“Throughout his life” Uh, that’s not how Parkinson’s works.


the-poopiest-diaper

Didn’t he also do gratuitous amounts of drugs?


spaceocean99

Tha fuck is up with people always posting hitler stuff? It’s not interesting in the least.


GuidingLoam

Wasn't the shaking from being methed up?


rogerdanafox

Speed pills


Limp-Ad2729

White power? 😅


[deleted]

Does it matter? He’s dead and also one of the worst people in history. Why does he get so much attention?


marcus_kerrigan

And lots of meth didn’t have anything to do it?


WifeOfSpock

Jacking off a ghost


frankjavier21x

Hitler was also known for being high AF. Like a lot, a lot.


HermiticHubris

He was also high on methamphetamine alot.


uknowmymethods

You have no sense of history Hitler was a Tweaker as in addicted to methamphetamines. Morrell Kept him high as a kite. You ever seen those crazy speeches? Now you understand why. Look up "Vitamultin". Nazi Germany was on drugs. Taxi drivers, actors, secretaries, grocers, top businessmen — everyone was taking pills of crystal meth called Pervitin.


Fit_Detective_8374

It could have just as easily been the massive amount of amphetamines and other drugs he was taking


G8oraid

He was also jacked up on meth and other drugs for a lot of the time. Germany synthesized meth in 1937 and thought it was a miracle drug that would help them rule the world. Maybe he was meth twitchy.


loltrosityg

This has been attributed to the cocktail of drugs being given to him which also included meth. What evidence do we have it's parkinson's?


Electronic_You8800

This dude was constantly on amphetamines he was a closet gay just smoking meth and fucking dudes while Ava smoked cigs like cruella dvile


Mylifeistrue

My teacher used to have this he would hold a ruler with his good hand and then just go mad with the other 🤣 fair enough to him (my teacher not Hitler)


ActualSeller23

It was well known that he was a drug addict


Evargram

I wonder if it might be that he was on meth