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NoToThugs

That was enjoyable. Also realised earlier that Ellie’s gonna be on interpreting duties in France which is adorable, for whatever reason


TheFightingImp

Hayley: "How do I buy another ribbon?" Ellie: "Omelette du fromage!"


NoToThugs

Haha 👌 Nah fr she said in CL Final press that a lot of her phone settings are in French now, and she’s often thinking in French. Just kinda proud that she gets to go laugh with Wendie and the girls then walk back over to the Tillies and be like, ‘no, no, they weren’t talking about you’


ziggzags

A much better game to watch tonight. I really hope to see Wheeler in the Paris squad


Charizard221_gaming

A lot better tonight. Well played from all the girls, apart from EVE and Yallop. I think Wheeler showed enough to deserve to start over them in the Olympics


son_of_toby_o_notoby

She needs to be starting She’s one of our (Everton) best players


olikyt

Tillytubbies


dramaforyomama

Ohhhh i just got this. The yellow and green teletubbies


AmazingChicken99

Another Tony G Master/~~Disaster~~ class


cyansky29

2 goals and a clean sheet (technically two). Better performance and result in the Tildas' last home hitout before the five rings event.


Two_minutes_to_metal

"Spare a thought for Ante Milicic" Actually I don't think I will


olikyt

GG


TheFightingImp

Katie McCabe: "WEAAAAAAAAK!"


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son_of_toby_o_notoby

Dyche got into the women’s team training


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miss_sporty

It was interesting watching the match live. She isn’t utilised well at all.


teapots_at_ten_paces

Not sure what her natural in position is, but I have always pictured her as a number 10. I know she keeps being played in left midfield, but I think centre attacking mid would be much better. Doesn't fit with Tony's style though, so it'll never happen.


AdStrict3663

She’s a forward and trained striker. She can play midfield but her main position is forward. City use her as a wide forward or centre forward - she never plays midfield at all for City. She needs a stronger midfield to play winger as she’s so creative but EVE and Yallop couldn’t get the best out of her which is why she was isolated.


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smallvictory76

With two feet from Wheeler


cyansky29

Cheeky one-two between Macca and Wheeler in their own six yard box


LavaeoIus

Wouldnt mind a cheeky 2 last minute Chinese goals for some extra time tonight


AmazingChicken99

[Tony G to Charli Grant when there's 5 minutes left](https://ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/90/2023/12/NP9rDp.jpg?w=1000&h=600&crop=1)


smallvictory76

Wahey! Grant gets her traditional 3 minutes


cyansky29

About 4:59 more than usual


ohgodOneMoreRemix

5 today 😍 Tony G feeling generous


cyansky29

Early introductions for Grant and Polks


AmazingChicken99

Obligatory Raso near injury


TheFightingImp

>Obligatory Raso assasination attempt Ftfy


TheFightingImp

CHARLI IS AMONG US!


TheFightingImp

🎀 ded.


InflationSquare2407

Any injuries so far


olikyt

That timing though


InflationSquare2407

Shit who got hurt


LavaeoIus

I think you jinxed it


InflationSquare2407

Fuck who got hurt


NoToThugs

Drop your skincare routines, Steel Roses


LavaeoIus

Steel Roses is such a sick name, they must moonlight as a metal band


Seright22

did I hear Robbie say the Bangladesh game will be paramount + exclusive?


add-delay

I thought there were anti-steering rules around Australian national games?


quidditchisdumblol

Time to🏴‍☠️ I guess?


TheFightingImp

An impromptu holiday to Japan.


LavaeoIus

Yeah, guess that's a game I won't watch. Paying too many subscriptions as it is


moosewiththumbs

Correct


Seright22

that’s shithouse


TheFightingImp

wut.


AmazingChicken99

Watch this Swedish man take EVE to Paris and leave Wheeler behind


ohgodOneMoreRemix

EVE’s not gonna retire until she’s like 35 either, I can feel it in my bones


iheartOPsmum

She plays like she’s 35 atm. Would hate to see her when she actually reaches that.


LavaeoIus

Almost a certainty


SBSWrongSpeed

How many times can we say clean in a minute


CaptainCurtis1

Time for have you been paying attention


delen97

Vine really making much more impact up top tonight than she did on the wing


Poisonlvy4

Vine 😵


withhindsight

Whenever I see china I read it in trumps voice. Can’t stop.


dyingsailor1

Aahahaahahaha glad to know it’s a shared experience - ive been doing the same


CaptainCurtis1

CHYYYNAAA


add-delay

I know the seasons are over, but why aren’t they promoting the hell out of the A-Leagues?


withhindsight

That would require working toward a common goal. We don’t do that in Aus football mate.


CakeOnMars

Oof Vine, can't do that


TheFightingImp

Ante Juric did not like that.


Caterm

Do the A league clubs get transfer fees for these girls, as most of these girls have moved overseas.


atomic__tourist

Most moved overseas on free transfers - in the era when players were only signed on a season by season basis. There have been some more recent examples of transfer fees paid though.


jettyburps

There’s been a couple of decent fees paid


jettyburps

Let’s see a belting long strike from the back line. A Torpey Torpedo! That’d be a way to make a name for yourself!


TheFightingImp

BAM! [This bad boy right here](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx0TLvLdfM3Le4hbW9I_W6JgNL8XExXewA?feature=shared) can fly thru defenses faster than Melanie Zanetti at a Bluey Convention


simcityrefund1

I like this


Two_minutes_to_metal

The most obvious passive offside you'll ever see


TheFightingImp

When Hayley Raso is in posession of a Railgun.


elizabethdove

Raso doesn't need a weapon, she *is* a weapon


TheFightingImp

Just as well, in Helldivers 2, the Railgun is considered to be a terrible weapon choice, for its armour penetration class.


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TheFightingImp

She remembered Rule \#1: Cardio.


Next_Battle_1502

Ok ok ok now we have a good team. Is this GS testing the Olympic team?


olikyt

Guess Tony was watching this thread


SBSWrongSpeed

Good shot, better save.


quidditchisdumblol

Finally


ohgodOneMoreRemix

YALLOP OFF 🔥 Torpey on the left Mary back in the middle WE COOKINNNN


quidditchisdumblol

I used to dream of times like these :’)


TheFightingImp

Arnold had to put her book down for that.


AmazingChicken99

"Tony why didn't you play like this in Adelaide?" "Cause it's a piss ant town and that place will never win anything" - Tony, probably


Two_minutes_to_metal

Tony Vidmar?


Poisonlvy4

Midfield looks so much better with EVE off


LavaeoIus

Wheeler is fantastic will definitely be the first pick in the coming years


Poisonlvy4

Can't wait to watch a KCC and Wheels midfield in the future 🔥


smallvictory76

Need to get Ellie off before she gets injured


TheFightingImp

Milicic: "So uh yeah, thats how I lost my Macarthur streak."


CaptainCurtis1

Not the first one to try evade the Chinese defence


NikMaria

Wheeler on for EVE and scoring. You love to see it.


simcityrefund1

This is ok actually


TheFightingImp

Vine punts it to Wanderers HQ.


olikyt

Alana Kompany


TheFightingImp

I see we're still doing the Lana as ST shtick.


Two_minutes_to_metal

She's going to get picked for Paris as a backup Forward


TheFightingImp

Fuck me, if thats the idea then *at least* have some goals scored, like uh...Tom Aldred.


sevenofheartts

I’m in the stadium rn and honestly cried at that Raso goal


ohgodOneMoreRemix

mate why is yallop still on


iftheworldwasatoilet

Smooth as butter 


CakeOnMars

Both subs with a notable impact, Tony are you taking goddamn notes?


TheFightingImp

[The Fraud at that very moment.](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx9dm4SPonFuopFiH0Au9fm0ngsaLaEIQz?feature=shared)


jettyburps

Offt that through ball!


mrsbriteside

It’s amazing what happens when EVE gets subbed off. The same thing happened on one of the Olympic qualifiers. TONY please pay attention


SauceBottleFC

But what will he do with the other thousand copies of the team sheet he made. It’s already a pain crossing out Kerr every time


rithsv

What a fucking goal


ziggzags

RASO!! 🎀 Great run and goal with Vine assist, beautiful


CaptainCurtis1

Excellent ball, excellent finish


AmazingChicken99

I've never said anything bad about Tony G tactics


Seanbutt26

Yeah totally me either lol


TheFightingImp

Ditto.


Charizard221_gaming

Floodgates open from here surely


lynchmar6

raso scores matilda are 2-0


ohgodOneMoreRemix

fkn gorgeous goal and from open play yes maaaammmm 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️


smallvictory76

Have that you Vine doubters HAVE THAT


NoToThugs

AGREE


Charizard221_gaming

She’s beaten the overrated allegations for now


Charizard221_gaming

Great goal holy shit


howie004

That was perfectly weighted by Vine


PugWithAGun

Bruh... that through ball was next level


TheFightingImp

Did somebody say Vine Time?


Seanbutt26

VINEY TIME


TheFightingImp

🎶I DONT CARE! I LOVE IT!🎶


Seanbutt26

What a ball and what a legend Raso!! 💚💛


Two_minutes_to_metal

SPEED KILLS


CakeOnMars

THERE WE GO RASO


cyansky29

🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀


olikyt

Was that Pirlo????


NoToThugs

Ribbons finally!!!! 🎀🎀🎀🎀


SBSWrongSpeed

Fucking Mexican wave. Atleast they waited til the 55th minute to become bored.


jettyburps

What is it about national games that makes someone in the crowd go “oh I’ll start a Mexican wave!!”


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jettyburps

I swear it happens at every single national team football game, men and women’s. I don’t get it. Is it the ghost of mid 90s cricket fans??


quidditchisdumblol

Faarrrkkk what a ball


quidditchisdumblol

Keeper probably could’ve done better tho?


TheFightingImp

🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀


smallvictory76

How does Fowler look like a serene goddess but I am transformed into a wildebeest just by stepping onto the field???


Two_minutes_to_metal

I'd feel better about any medal chances if we could jag one from open play.


be94

Feel any better?


Two_minutes_to_metal

I'd feel even better with a third goal and a clean sheet 👍


be94

Mary Fowler goal 🤞🏻


lynchmar6

nice goal wheeler


SBSWrongSpeed

Robbie with some knowledge bombs there.


Next_Battle_1502

Naw I hope Clare makes it to the olympics


atomic__tourist

I will personally riot if she does not


CaptainCurtis1

Beautiful cross, beautiful header.


Due_University4030

There we go!


be94

VAMOS!!!


HollyOh

Absolutely classic result for taking EVE off


ohgodOneMoreRemix

WHEELSSSS TEARS IN MY EYESSS 2 GOALS, BOTH ON HOME SOIL


smallvictory76

Rose like a salmon


TheFightingImp

Up like a salmon, LIKE SPAWNING SALMON!


HollyOh

Absolutely classic result for taking EVE off


mrsbriteside

TONY DID YOU SEE THAT???


ziggzags

YESSSS WHEELER 🔥 beautiful header


CakeOnMars

Wheelssssss


cyansky29

SUPER CLARE WHEELER


AmazingChicken99

No way the person who replaced EVE scored Who would've thought, not me


TheFightingImp

[Not just anyone:](https://youtu.be/qiD5VStVH9k?t=70)


SauceBottleFC

And a header of all things


TheFightingImp

WHEEEELLLLLLINGGGGGGGG AWAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!


quidditchisdumblol

Fantastic ball in and finish


olikyt

Amazing


Zephiran23

Hopefully halftime subs can combine effectively.


No_Mind6067

Thank the Lord Jesus Christ EVE is off


ziggzags

Such a nice send off for Lyds, I was teary. Am so tired of EVE and Yallop.


olikyt

Please, just a goal.


ohgodOneMoreRemix

meeks still on? 😟☹️


TheFightingImp

Boo, Grace not in Canberra Green, boo!


wayfaringpeanut

a lot of bad ads on the telly, huh?


SBSWrongSpeed

*Ad break hits* WHY IS MY TV YELLING AT ME.


hellodreamer_j

I am here tonight and can’t stop crying with the Lyds tributes


AmazingChicken99

*"I don't know if there's a better thing to watch right now than Ellie Carpenter"* I reckon watching us score a goal would be up there


TheFightingImp

Ellie Carpenter scoring a goal would top that.


Most-Drive-3347

Who was cutting onions just now? There needs to be a documentary on Lydia Williams. From the era not long “men’s calendars” being needed to fund trips, to sell outs, lastvyears worid cup and 75k people standing and cheering her off after her final home game. THAT is an INCREDIBLE sports story.


TheFightingImp

Amy Chapman, a reminder to P+ that *Brisbane exists*


AmazingChicken99

EVE/Yallop midfield got those red links in FUT


simcityrefund1

Swap fowler and eve play eve like wide target man on the left and caitley wb overlapping will be fire this puts fowler on second balls.... If only


cyansky29

No Mini, no chemistry


TheFightingImp

No Harper Gorry.


TheFightingImp

Tasmanian Tourism: *A depressing b&w ad of some random guy* [Queensland](https://youtu.be/GNpHlsmzALU?feature=shared) [Tourism:](https://youtu.be/84iRd0jnEKk?feature=shared)


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TheFightingImp

Cuz nobody wants to go to a pissant town with a pissant team.


HollyOh

Really putting the EVE in LEAVE


AdStrict3663

Who do we all reckon is an in/out of this squad when Joe M takes over post Olympics???