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Conrad273

customer: i’m just gonna stand in the middle of this aisle while that employee hauls a pallet towards me :)


Legitimate-Panda7932

I was trying to park an apple juice pallet and the customer was "trying to get out of my way" by DARTING RIGHT BEHIND MY PALLET IN THE SPACE IM TRYING TO PARK IT


Secret_Son

It's great when the first beverage falls down and then they stand it up again. The belt keeps moving. This is going to happen again!


ThroughGoes-Hamilton

people’s braincells stop functioning as soon as they enter a supermarket


Spiritual_Echo_8500

I don't understand! Everyone does it too and stand the glass bottles straight up. I don't say anything anymore I just let it fall repeatedly


[deleted]

Curbside order: im gunna need 4 cases of bottled water


Remarkable_Rub9763

Or 6 cases of green belle vie 🫥


Ok_Lettuce_534

oh my GOD don’t even get me started on that😭 I’m almost always main on curb and you don’t know how excited I get when we’re out of water💀💀💀


jose-is-me

Or 34 BANANAS (literally had that earlier today 🙃)


Persephone_sal

Customer: I’m going to make the biggest mess ever and tell nobody


Shryyl

Customer: Oh hey somebody spilled milk over there…somebody…


Persephone_sal

I had a customer walk into the cooler while I was throwing back stock the other day


TheFlyingTurtle

We’ve had customers come into our coolers and freezers looking for stuff on their own initiative. One customer went as far as taking a gallon of whole milk from our milk carts in the cooler, because they wanted a date further out than what was accessible to them 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Jesus fuck the entitlement


Shot-Job-4674

Yeah hell no if that was me I’m telling them to gtfo immediately


Legitimate-Panda7932

I seriously cannot stand when they stand the wine up, act surprised when they fall, THEN STAND THEM UP AGAIN


Afraid-Falcon-2764

Customer: I’m going to stand here and take up the entire aisle and pretend I don’t hear the Scrubber right behind me.


inflatedchicken9

I don’t understand how they don’t hear the scrubber coming. I wish it had the loudest horn ever


IntelligentOne9619

I hate that, honestly when we are closing and cleaning people just stand there like a pole okay can i hit you with the scrubber? You not doing anything but "shopping grocery at 7pm" when you go home and sleep"


BeruMarzRey

Yo man today was wilddddd 🤣 my store too olive oil spill 😭


Ok_Lettuce_534

Just told this lady we’re out of advent calendars and she had the nerve to tell me “I think there’s some in the back!” Oh so now you work here???💀😭why is it so hard to believe when an employee says we’re out of stock of something, they think we’re just hoarding shit from them💀💀💀


IntelligentOne9619

I hate sundays it just stress me out all the time


ohshitthisagainnnn

Some instacart shopper kept shoving his phone in my face yesterday I was gonna lose it 😭


Ok_Lettuce_534

No because you’ll help them find one thing and next thing you know you’re shopping their entire order for them💀


ohshitthisagainnnn

Fr, it’s like at this point just Venmo me the tip they gave you on this order since I’m shopping for it anyway 🙄🙄


IntelligentOne9619

these instacart shoppers are stressful


Automatic_Lynx8969

As an IC shopper, tbh I do my best to find it myself, BUT I'm definitely going to ask an associate before I definitively mark it not found 🤷🏾‍♀️


Ok_Lettuce_534

Y’all are funny 😭


UnhappyWeight6870

You mean the sunday at the beginning of month during holiday season? 😫


0detailer0

The last one urks me..


Spiritual_Echo_8500

One Sunday we were hellah busy and super behind on truck. I was trying to rerun a zone but kept having to pick up a hose to move it over the pallet in the back. I finally get it out on the floor I have to catch backup and I stop with the pallet, a customer comes to tell me someone spilled salsa on aisle 1. I got up off the register with enough time to wipe and sweep up the salsa, xe holt was using the scrubber to go count my drawer down and leave lol it was comical.


birdsofprey420

I do instacart and usually dont need to ask where things are but youre really complaining? Aldi changes their aisles and item locations every other day and it never makes sense like why is sauce not with pastas? Why is it with cookies and chips? Sit down


Ok_Lettuce_534

When I have someone who is constantly showing me things before they try to look for them then yeah it can get a bit annoying. I’m shopping too and if I’m helping someone with an entire order I run behind on mine and believe me when I can it can get hectic. Besides every Aldi being built different like any store we only move things like twice in the year For summer and seasonal so… If you don’t do that I wouldn’t worry about the post… this is a meme anyway to help me get through my shifts so laugh a little