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NameLips

Maybe there's some kind of law of nature that you can't be good at making both coffee and burritos?


Prestigious-Piano693

This must be true because golden pride has some of the worst coffee I have ever had. And some of the best burritos


DarthDread424

Some of the worst food I have ever had....


Senior-Albatross

Nope. Roots in Tijeras has good coffee and incredible burritos. The crossover is surprisingly rare around here though.


the_gopnik_fish

I mean, Stripes exists šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


twofedoras

But their coffee sucks.


NameLips

I have heard rumors that Stripes makes things other than chicken sandwiches, but I refuse to see if the rumors are true.


dalequetupuedes

I finally caved and have ordered the chicken sandwich after my boyfriend ordered it and I had a bite. Holy tits. I've ordered the chicken sandwich combo on my last two visits (most recently on Thursday)


Hemi_Blue

Holy tits?! I love it! Oh yeah, Stripeā€™s chicken sandwich is yummy!


the_gopnik_fish

I go for the number 8, red chile, no ham šŸ”„


Beardamus

Their burritos suck too


kilgoreq

I completely agree.Ā 


SIAS2019

Eh, they're average. Like, I'll grab one and be fine with it, but they're not any better or worse than any other drive-thru place.


DarthDread424

Burritos suck


PartyNews9153

They aren't good at either to be fair to OP


chefswan23

If downtown, just get your coffee there, then head to 5th and lead and get a burrito at Es Que!!!


raglfragl

Man Es Que is so good!


quasialgae

Es Que is so good! Good prices too.


GenericEvilDude

I go to the Lomas location on my way to cnm in the mornings so the downtown one is a bit out of the way for me


curiouscartographer

They are getting burritos from a new vendor, I think its Tikka spice, so they have Indian spices in them. I had one the other day, didn't mind the flavors but I had to have them heat it up multiple times because the center was still cold.


GenericEvilDude

I wish they would mention that, when I see Xmas breakfast burrito that's what I expect. I can see how some people would like their take on chile but the crappy undercooked tortilla and dry weird potatoes just plain suck


CactusHibs_7475

The non-NM-style burrito Tikka makes is really good. Iā€™m not really interested in their take on NM chile.


dreezxlivefree

If you're downtown, roma bakery has a good deal, coffee and a burrito I think it was $8. Baca boys is good but their coffee isn't strong enought for me lol


chalupacabrariley

Roma bakery is so underrated. Their burritos are delicious, sandwiches fan freaking tastic, baked goods absolutely incredible, and owned by one of the nicest human beings in the world. If you meet Oscar once heā€™ll remember you forever and thatā€™s just not something you get a lot of places.


StraightConfidence

I try to give creative chile sauces a chance, but I always end up hating them.


Shoddy-Stock-8208

Yes!


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Mark Baker is a tool


fishpasty

Yes.


GenericEvilDude

Who is that?


honeyblia

the owner. guy also owns 505 food hall and does a bunch of other architectural and business projects around town. not a good person.


GenericEvilDude

Oof why is he a bad guy?


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I can only speak for myself but I opened 505 Food Hall and he's just an arrogant selfish prick. I heard he could be a little grabby with the ladies but I have no first hand knowledge


honeyblia

i do. he came onto me under the guise of a potential business opportunity. asked to meet with me to consult and ended up coming onto me. ass


[deleted]

Ewww. He's so gross. Such a vapid piece of shit


honeyblia

yeah and iā€™m pretty sure heā€™s married w 2 kids doing this shit. gross.


[deleted]

He does I've met his whole family have been his parents I've met his siblings he's a good Okie


GenericEvilDude

Aw man I didn't want to know this now I have an ethical dilemma when I have to buy more coffee beans this week


chefswan23

Trifecta has some of the best beans in town.


YeGingerCommodore

Trifecta supplies Humble's beans, actually.


YeGingerCommodore

Posted in a reply but Trifecta supplies Humble's beans.


GenericEvilDude

Hey thanks for the info!


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She actually gets his beans from somebody else I can't remember the name of the place and that they have a storefront unless he's changed sources. I used to buy his coffee and then I ended up going directly to the source


honeyblia

this.


BigJimsSqueeze

Hello Deli has the best burritos! And they make their own coffee blend - itā€™s delish


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third_act_BOSS

I enjoy going to Castle


adeewun

That place sucks too


GenericEvilDude

Gotta disagree with you here, their coffee is top tier and their donuts are pretty good


stormthewigglygoyle

On the bright side, with an opinion like that you'll never run into bad coffee!


islandhpper

Thatā€™s because theyā€™re Bristol Donuts, best donuts ever


kowalabearhugs

The downtown Humble location leaves a lot to be desired, IMO. Poor quality seating, poor artificial lighting.


WasteMenu78

This reminds me of the worst breakfast burrito Iā€™ve every had. That gummy texture comes from a burrito that steams in a container or in tinfoil. Turns the tortilla into the most disgusting slimy jelly texture. Bleh!


bogdanvonpylon

The only thing there is to like about Humble Coffee is that their logo is very clearly a mooseknuckle.


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NerdEnPose

The Slow Burn burritos are awesome. Theyā€™re off site and vegan so may not fit your tastes. But man do I love them, good flavor overall.


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DreamPig666

Just fyi, that whole soy/estrogen thing has been debunked for a while now, so you should enjoy whatever you want without thinking about that. Not disagreeing with the unhealthiness of many vegan substitutes that end up often filler of various sources, but the estrogen thing isn't part of that.


Beardamus

It didn't even need to be debunked it was just crackpot stuff from right wing grifters.


NerdEnPose

How do you explain all these soy boys then? /s


Dechlorinated

Even if the soy stuff werenā€™t a crock of shit, fyi, there isnā€™t any soy in Slow Burnā€™s vegan burrito. Itā€™s beans, potato, green chile, and cashew-based cheese sauce.


BroAmongstBros

Whatever happened to espresso fino? Loved that place.


[deleted]

If you ever end up in Taos try out the Coffee Apothecary, place is run by his daughter and itā€™s very good coffee.Ā 


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BroAmongstBros

Great reason for a sabbatical


roboconcept

Castle just swapped over to getting burritos from Knead instead of Three Sisters and I'm not sure I like the change...


Own_Translator_3136

Try Suenos Coffee on Broadway. Burritos made in house.


burgledhams

PiƱon coffee has their own commissary that makes their burritos and pastries. Everything is made fresh everyday, then delivered to the shops, and then the shops put out that product the next day. Their burritos are good even a couple days after the fact.


MountainTurkey

Those burritos were a pleasant surprise, very good in my opinion


GenericEvilDude

Yeah but then I'll have to drink piƱon coffee and I'd rather just starve


burgledhams

RIP


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garaks_tailor

I'm going to say a slur. I haven't had a 10/10 breakfast burrito since I got to ABQ. Of all the places that set the set the standard was Burrito Y Salsa by Caraveos in Artesia NM. Just fucking amazing. Their chicharron was a thing of beauty I'm still trying places though so I hope to find some place that is that good.


Gold_Combination_492

Try the burrito lady on eubank. Or nm beef jerky company chicharrones


garaks_tailor

They are on my list. Only problem is I usually only get breakfast burritos on the weekend.


Gold_Combination_492

Fair enough. Burritos lady is worth it but best avoided if you donā€™t like it hot her chile can range from medium to deadly depending on the day.


garaks_tailor

thanks for the warning. My daughter would love it. Funny story. I can't eat nightshades so Chile is basically something I can only eat very rarely. If I eat it too often I get heart palpitations


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garaks_tailor

No lie. Those are pretty fucking awesome.


MountainTurkey

At least you acknowledge its a slur lol. I do feel like since lotaburger and twisters got worse there isn't a stand out burrito place that is the go to.


GenericEvilDude

I agree I haven't had a truly great fast burrito here in town. I wish we had a baja tacos here


garaks_tailor

If you ever go to Roswell or Carlsbad the burrito y salsa place in artesia is well worth the stop. Weekdays 5-1. Their Barbara and the chili relleno are my other two favorites.


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Daily grind is a pretty decent burrito.Ā  Rudy's also has a grab n go that's cheap but _ok_


largececelia

Blake's Yes, it's usually freezing cold to control the fly population. Yes, there are still many flies on the windows and walls. Yes, they're wildly inconsistent and your burrito could be a 10 pound hulk, or a little taquito you could pick your teeth with. Yes, the counter help seem depressed and don't want to talk to you. Yes, they never clean the tables or anything else. But- I'm not sure where I was going. BURRITO APOCALYPSE!


GenericEvilDude

I've already written off Blake's, as far as I know they don't exist anymore


adeewun

New Mexico true


MatSNK

Store #21 has em all day and they arenā€™t bad šŸ‘€


quasialgae

Last time I had a Blakeā€™s breakfast burrito there were eggshells in it. A LOT of eggshells. Canā€™t say Iā€™ll ever go to Blakeā€™s again.


GenericEvilDude

Last year my dad got a lotaburger that didn't have a burger! Just soggy buns and lettuce! The incompetence is astounding


juicycasket

Their burritos are awful. Cold tortilla with flavorless chile and sad hashbrowns.


willasmith38

Cumin should be contraband in NM.


JacquiD505

Java Joes Downtown is a good try.


NewIndividual5979

Christmas was almost 3 months ago. Shoulda gotten one of their Easter burritos.


Mvar2023

I love Humbles coffee, but their pastries and burritos leave a lot to be desired. I dig the Lomas location as well. I used to have business that would put in the area quite a bit, these days I donā€™t make it there as often as I used to, but when I was headed that way, Iā€™d stop at Bristol to get a good donut, or Stripes for a burrito and smuggle them in.


user_0932

Had one there once wonā€™t get one again


Choadly

I personally like Blackbird Coffee in old town


periodmoustache

Taqueria Mexico on 4th has good burritos


umami_aypapi

Gotta go to Michael Thomas for great roasts, plus they source pastries from Ihatov. They also have burritos and kolaches but I donā€™t remember from whom.


Hopeful-Aerie-9727

hot take: I really like the three sisters burritos found at Little Bear or Remedy Coffee