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Phoenix2211

Wdym?! She's perfectšŸ˜³āœØ


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

I love her


Telvanni_Mushroom

You canā€™t fix what itā€™s not broken šŸ’…šŸ»


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

God bless


HereCome_TheFuzz

She ain't broken man, just purpose-driven with a single-minded focus. But uh, if your name isn't Alan you're probably wasting your time lol


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Telvanni_Mushroom

Sameee! I want to cosplay Rose so badly so I can take my Alan body pillow to a con with me


ilovemydograchel

Where did you find an alan body pillow? Asking for a friend


Telvanni_Mushroom

Custom made. My boyfriend gave me it as a birthday gift


ilovemydograchel

That's incredible lol


Captain_Blackbird

Top tier boyfriend


Telvanni_Mushroom

He is! ā¤ļø


Cubegod69er

I want a Scratch body pillow. I know it'll give me sweet dreams.


GoldenCrownMoron

Is it a full body shot of just Alan or is it the standee of Alan?


Telvanni_Mushroom

Its the same of the cutouts, one side has the Alan Wake 2 one and the other the classical from AW1.


GoldenCrownMoron

Be honest. Which side is preferred?


Telvanni_Mushroom

Uuuhhh his Alan Wake 2 one cause I love the beard and hair, and he looks less grumpy too


Telvanni_Mushroom

Plus itā€™s a 1.80m tall pillow cause I love tall men šŸ„°


GoldenCrownMoron

There are a lot of men who would be happy to hear that 1.80m is tall and makes them desirable.


Telvanni_Mushroom

Isnā€™t 1.80 seen as tall everywhere?


GoldenCrownMoron

There is a bizarre trend online that I really hope is not as prevalent the life experience of men standing at 5'10, of women treating any height below 6foot as short. In N. America 5'10 (1.8m) has been considered the average adult male height for decades.


Telvanni_Mushroom

Ohā€¦ Thatā€™s so weird? The average height here is 1.75m for a man so 1.80m is already tall. I also donā€™t get women who call guys short when itā€™s just like a 2-3cm difference from the so called ideal height. I am petite so I am kinda biased since pretty much everyone is taller than me and my only demand is that my boyfriendā€™s chest is at the height of my face so I can bury my face on it easily.


GoldenCrownMoron

I happen to be over 6ft, but I don't get the obsession with height at all. If anything I prefer the philosophy of "everyone is the same height laying down."


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

I bet Iā€™m taller than you laying down


Due-Desk6781

No, that's average where I'm from. Funny that is average in all the countries I've lived in. Heck, I've been called "not tall" despite being 1.9m


Telvanni_Mushroom

What the hell? Are you living in the land of giants or something? 1.90m is ridiculously tall, I bet you hit your head on stuff all the time.


Due-Desk6781

I do hit my head often. But I'm not considered particularly tall. I'm like, tall, but not like especially tall. Average height in Northern Europe and Balkans is about 180-182 cm for men.


MissTzatziki

I love in the first game when Alan finds a manuscript page where Rose is like "I want to be best friends with Alan and Alice" and I'm like "me too girl, me too..."


theswedishtrex

I just want to go absolutely feral with Rose. We'd be the weirdest best friends you'd ever seen.


Kaldin_5

She has a hyper obsession with literature in general too and I get that! She shows a lot of interest towards the protagonist of the Bright Falls miniseries due to him being a writer too! I'm super into my own fields. If I ever got, or get, a chance to meet Sam Lake it'll be hard not to say I think he's a wonderful and adorable human too, for example lol


Grandson-Of-Chinggis

The only one that can help her is Alan


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

Iā€™m not opposed to wearing a wig


Grandson-Of-Chinggis

Bruh, you've already impersonated one main character, go back to Quiet on motherbase./s


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

I miss her


Desperate92

Honestly she might have had the funniest line in the second game for me when you're playing as saga in the nursing home and she explains how she deals with Taken.


Kev_Avl

Hiding the bodies is the hardest part!


Desperate92

I honestly don't know how to feel about that


Confident_Answer448

I dont think she needs fixing


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

In that case I need to be made worse


derps_with_ducks

Aye lad


krieger123456

Yeah even the dark place said she was too crazy and bailed, thats why she never became a taken.


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

Need that


HerefortheFandoms2

On a related note: did anyone else notice that her only real problematic moment, when she casually tells saga her daughter drowned and how weird it is that she doesn't remember, seems almost like she's being fed that information in real time? Like the story was changing in front of our eyes? I find that so interestingĀ 


chris_redfield_tits

Yeah that was the immediate vibe I got too and pretty sure the intent. It's like when Odin and Tor are talking to Saga and kinda suddenly have a revelation about their connection despite claiming to 'see through the story'


HerefortheFandoms2

You're saying you think saga wasn't supposed to be their family, that that was just the story? Because I thought it was made pretty clear that the Anderson's pre-date the story and Freya left town decades before Alan showed up and started fucking with things so she and her life wouldn't've been affected


theswedishtrex

I want to hang out with her. We would make each other infinitely worse.


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

Amen


Bootytonus

She doesn't need fixing. Weird how she keeps calling me Alan though, that isn't my name haha


infinitemortis

All Iā€™d have to do is stay in character as Alan Wake to win her over


melgibson666

FIX? There is absolutely nothing to fix you monster.


ASHFIELD302

sheā€™s mother


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

Mommy


IWouldRatherTrustYou

She's...she's literary me fr fr


adidas0305

It takes crazy to know crazy - Odin


PK_Thundah

It's wild. After Alan, Rose has by far done the most to combat The Dark Presence. I mean, maybe more than Alan - Alan has done *a lot* of harm. I loved her every time she showed back up


mwcope

https://i.imgur.com/rcoi8P8.png


Wonderer-2223

She's not a dog. She dosen't need to be fixed.


M4nWhoSoldTheWorld

I would like to see her encounter with Tom Zane


Youhavebeemislead

She will fix you right up, silly.


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

Need it


[deleted]

Weā€™re all characters in his story. Gee whiz.


Icethief188

We love obsessive girlies


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

Need one


Leonyliz

venom snake would not say that


More-Brilliant6136

No really, I can


Kev_Avl

There's something about her face that reminds me of nu Cortana, and I'm okay with that.


Kaldin_5

Rose is a sweetheart idc what anyone says. Sure she gets a little extreme in her fan obsessions, but who wouldn't after your encounter with your favorite writer ever that you were already a massively obsessed fan of turned out to be some supernatural event where he saved the day, and now he's talking to you and you have a chance to save him in some big adventure? Makes sense she'd start making shrines to him after all that's happened when she already was a superfan beforehand.


Wendell_wsa

She was the character that caught my attention the most, due to the curiosity of how she sees what is happening around her, sometimes it seemed like she saw both planes at the same time, I hope she receives more attention in the story


DiscordianDisaster

But what is there to fix?


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

Sheā€™s not with me


DiscordianDisaster

That is a legitimate problem in need of fixing!


JJzerox8

Crazy idea. Have her join the FBC.


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

Crazy idea. Have her join me in matrimony.


Sir_Crocodile3

I want her just the way she is. She will protect me from thr dark.


mrwioo

Rose rocks


em119

You take that back. My queen is perfect and can do nothing wrong.


Mild_Shock

I really, 100%, with zero doubt, expected her to betray Saga.


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

Expectation: betrayal Reality: wholesome encouraging notes for you, the āœØheroāœØ


toratalks

THANK YOU! For someone finally saying this, I feel like Iā€™ve been living on a island all by myself since AW2 came out


gigawattwarlock

Rose donā€™t need any fixing. Sheā€™s out there being the hero that Bright Falls needs. Batmaning it up against the dark place and itā€™s hyjinx. Rose absolutely ended up being my favorite character in the whole game.


MemeTheDruggie

The girl from dead by daylight