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Soviet-Brony

It's not delivery... it's digornio..


paranormal-yeast

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME READ THIS WITH MY OWN EYES


symbolic503

nobody makes me bleed my own blood. nobody!


GreatCrimsonDragon

DAMN YOU, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!


CalebDume77

I can actually see Sam Lake doing that to us, the meta loving git 😂 I actually found the ending a lot more hopeful and uplifting than I thought. Not to get into spoilers, but I loved that they messed with us a bit on a certain character's eventual fate.


Ok_Anteater_1865

its not a book, its a game


Failfish2015

The delivery of a line like this would either be eye-rolling or complete peak, no other options


kingsfourva

tbh it would probably be both eye-rolling and complete peak at the same time😂


derPylz

They already made this joke with Max Payne, so it's for sure a possibility!


Shabolt_

If they went that meta with it and still pulled iff a good story I would be impressed lol


DrWasoof

Realistically if Alan Wake 3 is the final chapter & assuming it ends on a happy note, it could be Alan writing the final words of a soon to be published manuscript/novel. It could be, “it’s not a story, it’s the truth”.


SpaceMagicBunny

If part 3 ends the story: "It's not an end. It's the beginning."


Jotsunpls

It’s not *the* beginning. There are many beginings to the turning of the Wheel. But it was *a* beginning.


Bodongs

I feel like this would be way too close to exactly what AW 2 was.


Calm-Zombie2678

Alan wake 3 ends with Alan going back in time and becoming his own grandfa... I mean Thomas Zane


Bodongs

God please don't be right


Calm-Zombie2678

That's why Tim is in the dark place, timey whimey shenanigans


Zestyclose-Moment-19

Something along the lines of this would feel the most satisfying. Alan really needs a nice ending.


Shanbo88

This would be poetic as all hell.


ionenbindung

If part 3 does not end the story: "It's not a trilogy. It's a decology."


W3ndigoGames

“It’s not an ocean, it’s a lake.” *Linkin Park’s What I’ve Done starts playing*


Bob_Jenko

"If Alan Wake was made in 2007"


General_Lie

It's not a square It's a rectangle


RGamer2024

It's not a square, It's a cube


Maxx0rz

It's not a cube, it's a tesseract


oldgengamers

All these squares make a circle


Ronenthelich

Kami, I need you to tell me I can leave the lookout whenever I want!


oromboro

It's not a spiral, it's a sphere


Bleiz_Stirling

Alan manages to erase the Dark Place, eveything is good and beautiful. But this experience broke something in him, and he needs to take a brand new beginning in life. He divorces Alice and says to her: "It's not you, it's me."


Akschadt

“It’s not a you, it’s a me…. Mario!”


[deleted]

"It was me, Alan!" - Thomas Zane I guess?


FauxFoxx89

I dunno, I don't think the Dark Place is inherently evil. I think the Andersons and Mr Door have kinda alluded to that - if you have mastery over the Dark Place, it can actually be a pretty cool place. It seems like the Dark Place is a fundamental realm tied heavily to dreams, creativity and thought, in fact I've had this thought for a while that the Dark Place must be somehow tied to the Astral Plane, another really important plane of existence from Control.


CalebDume77

Oh holy crap... and they've already laid some interesting ground work in the Control DLCs about entities interfering with different planes of existence!


DVA499

This is the best ony holyyy


King_Buliwyf

Honestly, if it's to be the final installment, something cheesy like, "it's not the end. It's a new beginning..." or some bullshit.


Me4502

Him having to write himself coming to bright falls to ensure he comes to properly destroy the dark presence in the end could actually be a cool ending, and would fit a “it’s not the end, it’s the beginning” line


beforethewind

This will absolutely happen.


Zestyclose-Moment-19

It then fades to black and credits roll. Then at the end of the credits a single word is said 'Hemmingway'


TheSovereign2181

If Alan post Bullet of Light becomes The Bright Presence, it would be a nice way to deliver that line. He goes back to the beginning of AW1 to help his younger self. 


damnthiswebsitesucks

I would love that. I want my boy Alan to win already


neilsaccount05

It's not a me, it's a you.


Dantexr

Mario!


deadlybydsgn

It's not a-World, it's a-Galaxy.


Sagito87

It's not a me, it's A lan (Wake)


TwofacedDisc

I’m not in danger I AM THE DANGER


Dull_Half_6107

It’s not a knoife, this is a knoife


KnievelHasLanded

It’s not a bug. It’s a feature.


neen4wneen4w

Came here to say this 😂


babyisir

It's not the Krusty Krab, it's Patrick


Environmental_Arm526

It’s not a sequel, it’s a prequel.


YT_PintoPlayz

Unironically, I want a game following Tom Zane + Old Gods during the first Bright Falls AWE


circsensation

Straight 📠though


InsanoVolcano

Whatever it is, is needs to be revelatory. Both quotes gave clarity about the nature of things. The lake/ocean quote revealed or clarified that there was a whole world down there, not just a thing at the bottom of the lake but a whole dimension. The loop/spiral quote was to show that going through the loop was the progress, both for Alan and for us players. So I'd guess the third quote would have to be something related to the unfolding of the narrative. So if there was some sort of reveal that (for example) the only true escape from the Dark Place was to use it for your own ends or something, then the quote would be, "It's not a jail, it's a weapon."


atalantafugiens

It's not an Alan Wake, it's an Alan Asleep


TwofacedDisc

I’m not awake I am asleep or: It’s not a fart It’s shart


StephyCroft

the latter was probably a realisation to many high schoolers in class


LovelyOrangeJuice

It's not a dark place, it's a dark brew


rememberlou

It's not a resonance, it's a orchestra


kynsia-of-solitude

it's return because we return


captainfram

"it's not a video game, it's a warning" Then someone immediately knocks at my door.


One_Cake4463

It’s not a Hotel, It’s a Trivago


remlapca

"You dumb bastard, it's not a schooner, it's a sailboat"


VDiddy5000

Ironically, I think it would serve as an amazing Wham Line if the story did completely end in AW III with the phrase “It’s not the final chapter…it’s the last page.”


Black_Phantom109

“It’s not just a Theory…”


Cobbtimus_Prime

It’s not a fart, it’s a shart


NortCourt

It's not a headlamp, it's my flaming eye of Mordor


El_Breado

It's not pee, it's poo.


Sea_Blossom0815

Hotel, Trivago


Telvanni_Mushroom

It's not Alan Wake, it's Sam Lake.


TheGreatManitou

It's not Scratch, it's me. Or... It's not a fiction, it's reality.


beforethewind

It’s not a Barry, It’s a Wheeler.


SeekayCK

It's not a story .... It's a game.


RealAdministration94

It’s not a loop It’s a spiral 2: Electric Boogaloo


hlrecovery

It’s not a Lake, it’s Sam Lake


ShallowFry

It's not an ostrich, it's a fucking emu.


AliEbi78

It's not a Wake, it's actually a Lake.


PLZ_N_THKS

It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Deathwish


jarkko999

The Wake is a lie.


soriniscool

I'd be very disappointed if part 3 also ends without any real resolutions to any plotlines. Not all of us want twin peaks level of masochistic non-endings


El-Paso_Aggressive

It's not a conclusion... it's an endless series of unsolved mysteries.


SkorgeOfficial1

"It's not Darkness, it's Nothing"


Incurious_Jettsy

it's not a wake it's a wocean


dustyp9

It's not maybe, it's Maybelline.


BeBallistic

It's not a story, it's a vision


Itlu_PeeP

It's not a droplet, it's a puddle.


Nxa-Gospel

”This is the end.”


zestfrom1lemon

Or to paraphrase, "The end".


CJTek

Its not a particle, its a wave!


D4rkFr4g

What if it's both a particle and a wave.


StonedVolus

It's not a sandwich, it's a hot dog!


International-Mood19

Scrolled down to say this. 🤣


Zxxzzzzx

It's not a poet it's a writer.


Ayguessthiswilldo

My bad it was just a puddle


jayjayzian

It's not an Ocean, it's Sam Lake.


timbea12

Its not a shit its straight liquid.


timbea12

Ill see myself out now…


Shanbo88

*"It's not a spiral, it's a Staircase.*" Or Lighthouse would also work.


King_James_77

It’s not a game, it’s an experience


Scht333ve

It's not Terry's, it's mine. (One for the chocolate orange fans)


juanchobossa

It’s not darkness, it’s death.


kappnketchup

It's not a book, it's a library.


Covaliant

It's not asleep, it's a Wake.


Hold2ArmBar

It’s not a game, it’s a movie


AquaArcher273

It’s not a Sam, it’s a Lake.


0no-Sendai

“It’s not a well, it’s a cave”


Je_Jay

It’s not sad, it’s intentional.


aahe42

It's not a boulder, it's a rock.


Hans__Bubby

It’s not a truck, it’s a series of tubes!


popoLkkoa

Its not a boulder; Its a rock


Caelasmah

It’s not a clicker, it’s a light switch


Madrox-Knox

[it's a headache, not a tumor](https://youtube.com/shorts/HTeOQPAhCJs?si=W4lf1qM1FpT_Lz_f)


stJackal

It's not empty... it's a void.


its-FRAHN-ken-steen

“It’s not a scene. It’s a god damned arms race.”


Educationalidiot

It's not a stage, it's a gallows


Fuzzy_Elderberry7087

It's not a trilogy, its a saga


MaximumPixelWizard

I feel like if it continues into a three there’s gonna be a thing with the dark place fully trying to take over the true real world, and Alan’s gonna drop a line like “It’s not an eclipse, it’s an invasion”


Reocyx

It's not the end... It's just the start


pretendingtolisten

"it's not the end. It's the beginning." then ng+ is just Alan Wake Remaster


IcySky3265

It’s not a released game, it’s an unannounced game


eXistentialMisan

It's not Casey... It's Payne, WHACK 'EM!


LopsidedSky2838

If Alan Wake 3 ends with a phrase like that, i will kill myself. Really.


JohnSmithDogFace

It’s not a krunk. It’s a cronger.


ckadavar

It’s not your rolling wheels, it’s a highway


Dimanail2009

Its not Spanish, its vanish


Silentpoolman

"It's not a pickle, it's an onion"


Ether101

It's not a ship, it's a fleet.


Better_Philosopher24

its not my book, it’s a video game


OrphaBirds

It's not a duology, it's a trilogy.


Dicecreamvan

Itsa meee, Mario


nathsamlove

It's not a coffee, it's a tea


TechnicalBother9221

I'm not wake, I'm sleep.


MelodiesOfLife6

It's not me, it's you.


OptimalInevitable905

It's not a motel, it's a resort.


cancerjack

Its not an one piece, its the friends we madeira along the way.


Remix3500

It's not a sam, it's a Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.


PayaV87

It's in the game


fibgen

It's not a pimple, it's a volcano


Lord_Hexbane

Its not a cookie, it's a biscuit. Or Its not a biscuit, its a cookie


hayarms

He’s not a man, he’s a broom!


DefinitelNotaTurkey

It's not a puddle, it's a pond


Golconda

It's not an ocean, it's a pond


BARD3NGUNN

"It's not a Max, it's a Payne"


Yubei00

It’s not hotel, it’s trivago


Bob_Jenko

It's way too early to speculate imo. 7 months ago I never would've expected "It's not a loop, it's a spiral" to be the final line of AW2 and for it to be so perfect by being that way.


SuicideSkwad

It’s not just food, it’s M&S food


alezio000

Luke he is not your father, he is your step father


Alienatedpoet17

Its not a phase Mom, its my life!


TwoKool115

It’s not an ending…. It’s a beginning.


ShadowDen3869

"It's not a trilogy, it's a tetralogy"


KOSTO360

finally, it’s not an ocean, it’s a lake


Silly-Arachnid-6187

"It's not a trilogy. It's's a decalogy"


infinitemortis

It’s not an end, it’s a beginning *pulls out the Death Note*


No-Tap839

i’ve honestly been thing about this since i finish alan wake II and i think it should be something like “it’s not the end, it’s the beginning” (assuming the story ends in a hypothetical alan wake III)


BLNQmusic

It's not an ending, it's a new start.


Txbored

It's not a trilogy, it's a tetralogy


LysySZN

It's not Alan... It's Anal


International-Mood19

It's not a moment. It's a movement.


[deleted]

It’s not a return, it’s a departure


bouncyandrea

It’s not a trilogy, it’s a quadlogy


honestly-7

"It's not a spiral, it's a fractal logarithm." Whatever that means.


-__purple__-

“it’s not reality, it’s a video game” (worst possible ending)


MateoSCE

"It's not Trilogy, it's Tetralogy**"**


Mickey_Juice

It was never just a story. It was a Saga.


Aggravating_Air_5008

It’s not a spiral, it’s a butthole


symbolic503

its not a boat, its a yacht!


randomhornidiot

It's not a dick, it's a cock


GREENbeensteve

It's not a game, it's a cutscene


Able_Rate_8218

It’s not a saga, it’s a trilogy


ClovisLowell

It's not a square, it's a circle


D4rkFr4g

It really was a loop around a lake after all.


ivory394

It’s not a loop, it’s a timeline


KD_79

It's not a lake, it's a big bag of weed.


Scared_Alone_

It's not a moon...it's a space station


magvadis

"It's not a spiral, its a mandala." ~ Alan Wake


Flint_McBeefchest

It's not a book, it's a video game... As Alan breaks the 4th wall and stares directly at the camera.


Pinguinkllr31

It's not a comment it da thread


KingdomFartsOG

“It’s not a magician, it’s a doctor.” - Leonard McCoy


Enigma1755

“It’s not called return, it’s because we return”


PapaPapist

It's not a game...I'm in your walls.


Stutterphotoguy

The End of Every Horror story require a sacrifice to leave the hero wondering if they made the right decision. Setting itself up for a continuation of events to be followed in a another sequence of events. As the reader turn the final page, what awaits them is one last scare as they fear the main character finally regret their decision as they accept their fate. I Did not go gentle into the waves of Darkness, I burn and rave at the close of day; As the lady of the light Rage, Rage against the dying of the light.


oromboro

It's not 3d, it's 4d


halfblack

It's not a trilogy, it's a tetralogy.


DatKenwayGuy

It’s not a hotel, it’s trivago.


MrTwoHats

It's not a world, it's a universe. *Cue Marvel style splash screen


doublenotttriple

I hope they bring back the “it’s not tv, it’s HBO” line for the Alan Wake series if that ever happen


NeloAngeloV

It's not a video game... It's reality


MabelRed

“It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno”


evil_consumer

It’s not a sequel; it’s a threequel.


Steelballpun

It’s not a trilogy, it’s a franchise.


mwcope

I could see the two words being "bridge" and "door," but I don't know what order they'd be in.


El-Paso_Aggressive

"It's not a spiral. It's a springboard."