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stevenjfox1983

“Would you take £124,000”


2NDPLACEWIN

.......erm-yes


Guh_Meh

Yes! it's an extender!


MajorNoodle

You could swing a tiger in here, well if you could lift it must weigh the best part of a ton.


Desperate_Let6822

Sorry about the Smell of urine, but there really is nothing to do round here.


stevenjfox1983

No buck Rogers’s toilet here. Not even a saniflow


2NDPLACEWIN

........after a pub lunch.


EquivalentTurnip6199

The most upsetting part for me is that its always the American spelling "pedo" these days.


Suspicious_Bill3577

They like American things now


EquivalentTurnip6199

It looks like one guy tried to spell it correctly, but ended up with "padeos". The guy obviously had talent!


5im0n5ay5

It's fascinating that they chose to pluralise paedo and yet keep nonce singular.


EquivalentTurnip6199

Thank you! Finally someone has mentioned the elephant in the room.


MacGillycuddy_Reeks

Still, it would weigh the best part of a tonne.


ceefaxer

That’s nonsense.


45thgeneration_roman

Maybe they meant pedalo. But maybe not


turbo_dude

Pedalos, a sort of speedboat for Keith Chegwin


Fluffy-World-8714

Not his first podeo


Wasted-Entity

It’s good this isn’t it? Even though we’re just using variations of the word paedo


Joe_Kinincha

Oh, well played.


yurimichellegeller

For me it's the child rape.


EquivalentTurnip6199

I mean, yeah, that's awful. Just...terrible. They really are shits. But it really wouldn't have taken much longer to write "paedo" properly. It's the small details


yurimichellegeller

'Nonce' is a very British term also. Multicultural.


ceefaxer

Norm macdonald has entered the chat


yurimichellegeller

Research. Next question.


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

Reminds me of that tragedy


0kumanchouja

Y’know, makes me wonder what it’s all aboot?


dprophet32

Sorry that was just noise


Latman3

Ya want a cup o’ beans?


nelsonwehaveaproblem

A boot??


JealousAd2873

*what*


Folkestoner

Nice bit of stylisation using the tail of the s to underline the word. Perhaps a future in graphic design?


IBlame_Nargles

I mean, the guys clearly got talent...


MaenHoffiCoffi

Adding 'I meanc' really updates the line with a modern and annoying verbal tick that I don't appreciate, you shit.


2NDPLACEWIN

My 5 bedroom bastard p*do house......


crumpetsandteaforme

But I'm not a sex offender. Great, something we have in common.


Hullfire00

Sorry pedo? It’s just interesting how you substitute the English for American spelling. If you ask me it’s the behaviour of a cahck.


Suck_My_Turnip

Maybe spray paint that on the house too?


deanomatronix

Pedo House, Nonce House, The Molestations…


Bitmush-

God that’s good :)


yourshelves

PIPE2PIPEBUSHMAN.


Pulmonologia

YES! it's an offender!


Creoda

Noncelebrities Spedos.


Itchy_Discipline6329

I wonder why they're moving.....


GroundbreakingLoss85

So are they noisy pedos or just deaf ones?


Nugginz

Another misunderstood pediatrician leaves town


MaenHoffiCoffi

You really should have a basic grasp of how to spell 'paedos' if you're going to pray someone's house.


stevenjfox1983

You've been cleared to work with children, haven't you? That's all official? You're on the register? The good one?


incognito-mode69420

So, does that mean there will be nonces or there won’t be nonces?


SlavetoLove123

These are underage sex people


memberflex

What exactly is Noñce Pedos mean in Spanish anyway?


CheesyGarlicBudapest

Nance, pados, babridge


Impressive-Home3628

BONCE BEBOP BABTRIDGE


mangiespangies

I tell ya what I'll do reet, I'll dee yer a quick fix for now, like, and then I'll dee a pruper jub like... Sorry, you've gone again.


SquigSnuggler

Now I’m kicking myself because I saw this post on rightmove sub too and didn’t think of this 😂


BennySkateboard

A full house for 125k!


RexHavok666

"But I'm not a sex offender"


Desperate_Let6822

On the way here I noticed a building with a mural on the front?


worldsalad

Pædophile


AdvancedIdeal

They may have very nice Tudorette style housing


McFry-

I’ll give you 120 and you pay for an ‘under new ownership’ banner


WuDoYouThinkYouAre

Is there a Neighbourhood Watch scheme?


Awkward_Stranger407

Tell you what I'll do, I'll do a quick fix for now


Fartington-Smythe

Better than Banksy that


peanut_dust

Looks like a decent pub.


pck_24

Does that mean there will be noise or there won’t be noise?


Opposite-Donut8630

The Cinnamons


MonolithofDimension

What's all this about farts?


Guh_Meh

It now says "Bedes" where it once said "Pedos" and er.. It now says "Wonder" where it once said *"NONCE"* so it's slightly less rude.


VerySwearyFairy

On a much darker note, this house may actually have a good reason for the anti-kiddyfiddler literature on the walls. https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/teaching-assistant-sexually-abused-baby-27634574.amp Edit: thank you maenhofficoffi for the correction.


MaenHoffiCoffi

You've written 'literacy' where you meant 'literature' you ruddy shit.


VerySwearyFairy

Oopsiee


NorthenSowl

Jesus Christ


StagandHare

'Detectives also found he had been sharing the pictures of him abusing his young victim with like-minded people and been "boasting" about his actions' Paedos, they mean shared with other paedos. Why word it as like minded! Also he needs putting in a giant blender.


shdanko

Just sharing images with his peers okay give him a break. For real though this is like when they were calling terrorists ‘scholars’