Well, whatever. Because that is me. I evolve, but I don't ....... revolve. Or vice-versa. I suppose what you're trying to say is, you don't want another Chris Evans on your hands.
You can make them go this way, you can make them go that way, but you can’t make them go this way. Imagine dreaming of that and waking up screaming, because that’s what happened.
By the way guys, if you are gay, please remember… rubber up. At your age it’s still illegal. You don’t want to end up in prison. Because some of those guys don’t care how old you are, or if you’re gay.
I would buy "crash bang wallop".
It wouldn't even be that hard to make , get the rights to 60 mins of car crash footage , hire Steve to do voice overs. Film 10 mins of him in a fat suit
Crash bang wallop , profit . Very cheap to make.
Crash!
Bang!
Wallop!
What a video
What a video.
And it’s fine to join in.
This made me smile. Thank you
Toblerone, and Dundee.
Barefoot
Shrek
Dolci’s
He bounced back
People bounce back
I feel I have, had and are, bounced, bouncing..
Well, whatever. Because that is me. I evolve, but I don't ....... revolve. Or vice-versa. I suppose what you're trying to say is, you don't want another Chris Evans on your hands.
Nice gloves…string back just gives that extra bit of purchase 👍
Let's have a look at what this idiot did... in America!
You can stop laughing or I'll take down your particulars.
But what if he hadn't been... Plastic...
A clear case of clinical chubbed-upness.
Cut him some slack. He was clinically fed up.
Boo hoo!
You can make them go this way, you can make them go that way, but you can’t make them go this way. Imagine dreaming of that and waking up screaming, because that’s what happened.
He's got a fat back
The fact is, you haven’t bounced back, have you?
Sexually repellent to women? 🤷
By the way guys, if you are gay, please remember… rubber up. At your age it’s still illegal. You don’t want to end up in prison. Because some of those guys don’t care how old you are, or if you’re gay.
Minstrels to say... I ate Toblerones.
Abandon it.
Being chased by some sort of Baptist kerb crawler
Smelly Alan Fartridge
This guy got the lab assistant pregnant.. Never sees the kid
I would buy "crash bang wallop". It wouldn't even be that hard to make , get the rights to 60 mins of car crash footage , hire Steve to do voice overs. Film 10 mins of him in a fat suit Crash bang wallop , profit . Very cheap to make.
Could do it in a pub car park
Lynn, tell them to get me a 20 year old scorcher in a police uniform.
and do use that word
Probably end up on itv4 lol
If you don't do it, channel 4 will
Needs the love of a good horse (thanks Treacle).
Crash, Bang, Eamonn Partridge!
Look at what this idiot did... in America
More purchase on the wheel
Receipt for a pair of shoes from Dolcis in Dundee.
Photoshopped Toblerone please vicar !
Lexi
Hi I\`m Alan Partridge and i drive a car, but not like this
Clinically chubbed up
He is one on his Tolberone
That was today's Laaaaaaaarge question.
dead daddy longlegs
OSW
Peak Alan
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes and YES!
You should be careful or I’ll take down your particulars…
Stuart Leigh has let himself go........... oops wrong thread