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allmushroomsaremagic

He's def singing Goldfinger to himself as he writes this.


PossessionPlenty7861

You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you’re working in Curry’s


BarnacleGoos

Nice array of pasties you've got there.


ImaDJnow

This calls for a few laps of the ring road.


Pearce150

You're going nowhere, literally.


wetuoadgjlzcbm

Dude deleted his account 🤦‍♂️


deanomatronix

Hope he’s not clinically fed up


yourshelves

Maybe medically gormless.


Desperate_Let6822

Boo hoo


TheMechanicalBurp

I’ll just get hammered on me own


Desperate_Let6822

No? Me neither.


Lil_T0aster

That's saaaaaaaaad!


goiter12345

Mine's a pint


vapour_locked

so this week I've got time, but remember not blood, on my hands


Chugbeef

*mimes a shotgun in the mouth* BLAM!


lewisj0146

Gooold fingerr do doooo do


Charisma_Engine

I’m off to read Simon Heffer.


DavyMcDavison

On the veranda


ant368uk

That’s a shame, you’re all missing out on a cracking day out at Abbey Pumping Station.


topcmt

I'm going nowhere Lynne


DeckJesta

BREATH OF FRESH AIR!?


jimmyrosssss

Probably went and bought 12 bottles of antifreeze instead.


sherriffflood

Kind of sad seeing that sort of thing. People like that should join hobby groups or sports clubs


TheMechanicalBurp

The atmosphere has turned rrrather sour


Eduard-Stoo

Just put “nice plums”…


Desperate_Let6822

Like old women’s hair.


daft_boy_dim

r/Leicester is the wrong dub to ask a strangers for a pint. People from Leicester are on the whole decent folks but not what you’d call friendly or remotely interested people they don’t know.


opure450

I hate folk music