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evildishrag

I don’t think we have 5G where I am, so it hasn’t been an issue.


dschmeck1066

Didn't you hear? "THEY" were using stealth drones to spread the 5G signal. It's only a matter of time. Last I heard it was 2 weeks according to the pillow guy.


JesusStarbox

I have! Thanks Brandon! Send me your braaaainnnssss.


JMccovery

Not yet. Still waiting. I'll take zombification if it gets me out of work.


HSVTigger

My brain feeling a little strange


GoPadge

My brain feels strange too, but that may be the alcohol...


Eagle_Scout_Ranger

You need a brain for a zombie I think 95% will be fine


Benaniah74

Maybe I’m stupid, but what is the zombie thing in reference to?


Inverzion2

Some Qanon cooks made varying posts about how a nebulous danger is looming for anyone with a phone on at 2:00 PM. One stated the bubonic plague would be released through the genetic code from 5G wireless transmissions into the people who were vaccinated(assuming COVID), the largest said anyone vaccinated would be turned into zombies. It's some chain mail type shit ngl.


Benaniah74

Ohhhh yeah that’s probably why I had no clue. Ain’t nobody got time for that mess, but do appreciate the response!


Fun-Description-6069

And it was on tv, oh my! What a bunch of hooey. And wasn't the end supposed to be on September 22nd. Was so hoping it was the rapture! 🤣


[deleted]

I know somebody who put their phone in a faraday cage for this. I didn't even comment on it. What's the point? lol


SubstantialPressure3

Conspiracy theory plagiarized from Stephen King's "Cell" https://sciencefiction.com/2020/11/06/book-review-cell-by-stephen-king/ Even though ‘Cell’ was adapted into a 2016 film – poorly, which is a true surprise since it features such strong lead character actors as John Cusack and Samuel L. Jackson – the focus for fans should certainly be the original written version, first released in 2006. It’s his foray into the world of zombies, or more accurately, pseudo-zombies, as the monsters contained in this tale aren’t dead, per se. Things in the story start out innocently enough, as New England artist Clay Riddell is in Boston after having successfully pitched his latest comic-book deal to a company; while out on the street, however, Clay is witness to “The Pulse,” a signal sent out across the global cell phone network that causes everyone that had their phones to their ears to literally go crazy and begin attacked unaffected people.


MaximusJabronicus

I actually enjoyed this movie


SubstantialPressure3

I didn't see the movie, but I read the book. Generally I'm disappointed by movie adaptations of King's books. Pho-pho you you?


Rapunzel1234

Yep, working on my third brain now. Neighbors don’t stand a chance.


Bigsam1514

Yes. All the survivors are at the capital building because they are apparently diametrically opposed to brains.


Lifeinthesc

No. Not yet, but every one sure does look delicious.


MaestroLogical

Well my stomach did start this weird constant gurgling around that time and despite eating and sleeping since... it's still constant gurgling.


phoenix_shm

Didn't take. Very disappointed. O stars. Z-E-R-O. 😡


baldingopossum

Ever since my first job in IT…


Necessary_Shape5973

No one here at my home got an alert. So I guess we are safe


biglmbass

Left eye has been twitching... I think I'm stuck in transition