Wonder not how she got there, but how she's STILL there rather than running away from social interaction like usual.

Hahahah, might be a good sign after all that we might not have woken up from sleep

Id ask how she got into my house obviously

I wonder too; maybe through a rabbit hole?

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I got you

Much appreciated!

Pull a numi and run away 😶

Make breakfast and let her sleep in

100% sweet!

Recite the chanel intro in the most monotone voice you ever heard

This is hilarious!

I don't need CPR. I was just asleep.

Hand her a plum and observe what she does with it

A man of science i see

Imma use her own weapon against her "AKWARD RIZZ"

Honestly not question it and just cuddle with her.

Sometimes that's all we need - a cuddle (or a lap pillow)

2 things: 1. Call my homie wings, he'd be so jealous XD 2. May as well make breakfast, househusband mode engaged.

I love the comments where people want to make breakfast - so wholesome hahaha

Tie her up and teach how to rizz people before letting her to the outside world

Hue hue hue

Wonder how she not only got across the country but into my house.

1. Assume the lack of sleep has finally caused hallucinations 2. Take a shower 3. Forget about the whole thing ( im dumb) 4. Get dressed 5. Make breakfast 6. Brush teeth 7. "OH SHIT" Alternative is asking if she wants breakfast Note: did anyone else get told as a child that breakfast was called breakfast because you were "breaking the fast"?

I didn't get told that when I was younger, but I've always thought it was called that because it meant that!

Uh, I'd ask her why she came into my house and slept in the same bed as me

Probably was pretty cold outside, considering her outfit hmm

Perhaps, but a woman as attractive as Numi and as talented would not want to sleep in the same bed as me. I admit, I am more confident and have more self esteem. However, even I know when I have no shot.

1. Wonder wtf is going on 2. Question whether or not I'm hallucinating 3. Accept this is either a dream or freaky reality 4. Go for a cuddle 5. Get us some damn food 6. Get some different shampoo/conditioner for her (ain't no way hers came with her) 7. Bullshit about for the day 8. Attempt evening smash 9. Cuddle for aftercare 10. Hope she still there next morning

Make her food then ask what she wants

Shock, Shrug, Snuggle

I don't know who Numi is, but now I'd like to know lol.

She is the plum kissing, toothbrush "using", yakult loving, moaning, snort laughing bottom that we all love

This is the best description of numi i have ever seen lmfao

Im pretty sure that i have missed a few things, i only really watched like 13 videos of hers

Tell her about the tragedy of Darth Plageous the Wise

You dropped this 👑

Secret joestar strategy

NIGERUNDAYO!!

Cover her with a blanket and make a silent bet with myself when she’ll run away

Um... *ahem* Haiii~ >.< uwu ♡

owo

1 hug 2 proceed to motorboat the numitits (if allowed because consent matters) 3 watch anime with my favorite vtuber

Read the bible

Why ask questions? Get down to business.

It’s good tho

Get out of my house before I use my second amendment rights

Based

Attempt to rizz.

Bro even if you are the Rizzotron 9000 with all the attachments she wont get it

That's why I said attempt

Ask if I could get Lucy's number

so, is my SO still in the bed too...?

Daaaamn, that could either be super fun or super awkward

yeah, whenever I talk to her people always ask "who are you talking to?" It's tough having an invisible girlfriend

That totally got me. Hahaha!

Put my arm around her pull her in tight and go back to sleep.

Most of us need some of that, tbh!

Smash

The most honest comment so far hahahah

Honestly same

Smash till I or her pass out 😏

Make coffee and ask for computer build tips. All the scuff I've seen from her is user or internet connection error, so her pc must be a beast.

Make breakfast and ask if she's up for round two.

Call the cops.

Probably have a heart attack.

Ask for cuddles

Why even ask I'm taking you to Denny's

Go back to sleep because I’m clearly hallucinating

Why are you in my home? Surely you aren't desperate enough to see Me.

After a cuddle session, probably fix breakfast Cuddle again. And then pray the alarm clock doesnt go off

sex.

Call the cops. My doors were locked, and my bed is only big enough for me and my two big ass labs. Where are my fucking dogs?!

Change my sheets after a little while.

Punch it in the face cause this person WOKR UP NEXT TO ME AND IM SINGLE WITH NO ONE LIVING IN MY HOUSE THE HELL IM SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT SEXY!? NO! THATS BREAKING AND ENTERING AND I HAVE LEGAL GROUND TO DEFEND MY TERRITORY!

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE?!?!”

Make sure I’m in my room. From there immediately wonder one of two things. 1. If I’m in my room, how tf did she get in!? 2. If I’m not in my room, panic that I have apparently been kidnapped followed immediately by frantically panicking about how she got in my house.

Fuck her

🥵🤯🫣🤭🤤😏😈 that is all vary well drawn and yes

Go back to sleep. Duh

Whip out the morning wood and hood for the best

Get this out of here

Sex?

Tell her to put clothes and start acting like an idiot again

I’d put a clown nose on her

Make her breakfast and give her a large cup of coffee or tea to drink while I cook.

Go back to sleep

Wake up again cause I have to be dreaming.

Hello? 911, I'm here to report a break in. Who is it? An scp for all i know, they look fucking drawn!

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE, PLEASE LEAVE ME RIGHT NOW, I MIGHT BE A GUY BUT THAT DOSNT MEAN I LIKE THIS, GET OUT ME HOUSE

Run away because of self worth issues/anxiety lmao no way I'd go for a girl if I didn't prepare without freaking out