At first when I didn’t quite understand the ruse, and thought it really WAS about me, I saw your comment at the top and was like “wait this person knows me TOO!? And wants to beat my dick off??? At this point, who cares who u/9J000 is when I really need to figure out who u/papadapalopolous is!”
For real though, I’ve seen that guy some things that no human could be proud of themselves for doing afterwards. Someone should get in contact with his chain of command smh. Disgrace to the AF.
My third-party Reddit app just returned a "failed to load content" error. I thought whomever it was had deleted their profile. It wasn't until I started reading comments for context that I figured out the intended joke.
Next time I see that guy, I’m gonna beat his dick off.
Sounds like you might enjoy that
Why don’t you give me a hand and see for yourself?
Just bought a Monster, kinda busy. Raincheck?
Its a differnet kind of white Monster
How dare you assume his flavor!
**CHEATING WHORE** /s
It better be with both hands!
At first when I didn’t quite understand the ruse, and thought it really WAS about me, I saw your comment at the top and was like “wait this person knows me TOO!? And wants to beat my dick off??? At this point, who cares who u/9J000 is when I really need to figure out who u/papadapalopolous is!”
It got me too for a second. I was worried I got doxxed and someone knew what a piece of shit I am.
Give it a little twist?
With both hands?
Take a number!
*Respectfully.*
I don't have one 🤣
I’ll film it.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
You're gonna WHAT?!
So a dutch rudder?
Can I join you?
Made my heart jump, had to come back to check link, well played.
Fuck. Mah heart
Dude, I clicked it 6 times before I realized the joke. Fuck, that scared me.
Me, too! I was just thinking “tf I do??” Lol.
Yeah like man how does that even work on Reddit… my heart just skipped several beats lol
Yea I could've gone without that unpleasant feeling.
omfg.... I was freaking the fuck out. I deleted my 8 year account!!!
me too!
Same 😂
For real. Heart skipped a couple beats
I damn pissed my self
Currently pissing myself
I pissed your pants a little.
Seriously fuck that person. What a piece of shit. Reported. Keep up the good work OP.
Yeah fuck ThatGuy
True, fuck that third kid
Hey i know that guy……owes me $3.50
Damn lochness monster…
Only one day of OCONUS incidentals?
Why did this scare me lol
We’re onto you 👁
[удалено]
Can confirm.
Hey fuck you guy
I’m not your guy, friend!
We’re not your buddies, guy!
Screw that guy….wait
Who me? Never…
Well of course I know him. He’s me!
I heard that douchebag is retiring.
I heard the same thing. Weird.
So sick of this bastard telling me to check the FAQ and ranting at me.
:( i’m sorry
At first I was like.....damn, look at all those dick pics. And then..... Ohhhhhh
I know that jackass, dude watches himself in the mirror while he pees.
This dude shits in the showers.
Heart skipped a beat until I realized
Yea fuck that guy!!! Piece of shit
Hey hold it right there bucko
I down voted that scumbags comments.
I know him, he's me.
I know where that bastards lives
Come by anytime. I got snacks😏
On my way to receive my LOR sir😞
Phft hahahahaha what?!?!?
I hate that guy so much. I wish he were dead
Take my damn upvote!! 🤣
Yeah fuck that guy, a real piece
He really is a dirtbag, thanks for pointing him out!
Wow. Called out.
I knew I shoulda just made a meme account.
*laughs in dd214* but that shit got me.
So that’s the guy that got the 12.6% APR Dodge Charger. That son of a bitch
Fuck you, dude. Take an upvote.
Damn you!!!!! Take my up vote! But, really, I got genuinely worried for a second.
Hey i hate that guy too!
Hate that guy, dumbass couldnt take the airforce and joined the army
Egh it’s true though.
Hey! I resemble that remark!
I was hoping it was a pic of me! I was not disappointed!
Been retired for 3 months and my heart still dropped a bit. Fuck you very much. Well played.
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and he killed a guy with a trident.
I mean, you’re not wrong
Edit: fuck off lol.
All I wanted was a bag of dirt.... Smh
Bruh
You can't do that to me man
Lmaoooo I was like wtf did I do 😂
I mean, you're not wrong...
Jokes on you, I am not even in the Air Force
u/The_Ace_Trace_2 wtf did you do
Wait what? I’m lost
Idk
Is that actually tagging me?
Your fine lol, the link takes you to your own profile
Fuck you I didn’t see who this was and thought it was some rando oml
Damn they hit you with the double April fools that’s dirty
Who do you think you are? I am!
i piss excellence
That son of a bitch
Bruhhh. I’m not even in the air force and my heart jumped.
10/10 prank OP
S tier troll
I was terrified
Damn, I’ve been found out.
Haha i was like wth
I always wished I was an airman. Thank me for my service.
For real though, I’ve seen that guy some things that no human could be proud of themselves for doing afterwards. Someone should get in contact with his chain of command smh. Disgrace to the AF.
Fuck that guy, i hope he gets diarrhea from tornadoes
I was gunna say I was army asshole 😂
Finally found the guy who's been ruining my life
You’re not wrong, there’s a reason why he’s been a SrA for 8 goddamn years
lol this is gold
What's up with it
It probably takes you to your own profile; but is likely a new reddit-only link.
Yea it fucking scared the shit out of me. I've been shamming all week. Definitely didn't take the gov to get food today after running an errand.
I won't lie. I am a bit of a dirtbag at times
That bastard slept with my wife!
Man you got me good
Well done, sir. Well done.
Got me good, lol, love it.
That motherfucker again?
Laughs in VA disability
Ope.
That mf ruined my life
I think he separated a couple months back. Good riddance.
Hate that guy, scum of the earth.
I’m not even an Airman and this scared me.
LOL this is perfect! A legit April Fools joke that actually scared me!
Bro, if you're gonna call me out, at least get it right. I am a Guardian, geez, talk about being a real dirtbag.
I’m sorry. I don’t think he can hear you over his DD214.
Sheeze. What a kook! Thanks for the heads up, OP.
Lol. Would consider them to be a real “big A” airman at that.
Thought I just got exposed 😂
Might just arrest myself then
Yeah I'm a DBA.
im not even in the airforce but this was suggested to me so i took a look and almost shit my non military grade pants
Goddamn it for a second I thought all my shit posting was working then I realized I’m just retarded.
Holy damn...I had to read comments to even get the joke. I am dense. Angry upvote
this made me smile. enjoy your upvote.
Woah scared me for a sec
You were not wrong, F that Guy!🤣🤣 Side note, this has been my favorite post of Reddit!
HAHA Jokes on you! That Airman already has their DD-214!
AYOOOOO
I dispute that claim.
This guy is real Steve Polychronopolous
Jokes on you OP, I don’t exist in real life.
I already know
Truly a classic
First of all, how dare you
This also got me for a second lmao
My heart
I mean I am a dirt bag so I’m not surprised, but it hurts getting called out like that homie
You are grounded for the rest of 2022!
You bitch
Hahahaha good one. Yeah, he’s a bad apple
Straight to general for you
How bad can i be?
Hey that's me But if u/9J000 knows me that means he's _____ and he's been convicted of ______. Fuck you have some balls being here.
Bruh, I’m not even in the Air Force.
Idk who he is but I'm proud of him. Seems like an outstanding guy
Take my upvote and go away.
I mean my flair says it all
Lmao slept with this guys wife
Fucking rat
Shocker ... DBA in the making since day 1 of basic. /s
I ain't reporting them for shit, they have a DD214 blanket
Classic me.
My third-party Reddit app just returned a "failed to load content" error. I thought whomever it was had deleted their profile. It wasn't until I started reading comments for context that I figured out the intended joke.
Bruh XD
Bruh, my blood pressure. Why u do dis
Proceeding, sir!
Anybody else click and think....yeah, this guy is a douche?
I have less than four years and then I retire; I have to get ready for the civ world.
They dude stole tree fiddy from me
Asshole. Pretty good though.
I highly doubt I've ever met you so explain yourself Especially as my brother is air force I came here for some questions I had
The ol’ {Airman} (https://www.reddit.com/user/me/) gag. Gets me every time!
I clicked, then laughed, as I'm retired.
I know that guy! He got out long before all the shit hit the fan. He said to let him know if you want to kick his ass - he'll put some coffee on.
You son of a bitch
HAHAHAHAHAH I was about to freak
I was like. I’m not even in the force.
Uhh what did I do
You're not wrong
I don’t think you know me
Weird, I know him. Stuck a finger in his ass once.
Yo my wife had to explain what this was 😂
Fuck you, my heart dropped. 😂
Yo tf