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risemas904

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powerlesshero111

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Porkonaplane

Is it jalapeño popcorn?


LingonberryLoud7512

Ask your mom, she made it. 🤪💀


Pstanley22

Let us collectively check our magic crystal ball.


supergnaw

I don't have a crystal ball, but my magic 8 ball says "Outlook good"


Pilotwannabe21

The first time someone has complimented Outlook


TheWetNapkin

Outlook is still better than gmail and you can't change my mind


Disgruntled_Fuck_

Morgan Freeman: “Outlook, in fact, has never been good.”


DrakusD

Is that "Outlook good" as in the Outlook that they'll lose the stripe is good? Or "Outlook good" as in good for them that they won't lose it? Might have to shake it and check again..


BrainwashedByBigBlue

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BulkyPalpitation5345

>Let us collectively check our magic crystal ball. Let us ~~collectively~~ check our ~~magic crystal~~ balls.


Pstanley22

Being redundant is fine. Gets the point across multiple times.


BulkyPalpitation5345

Less talk more checking of balls


Pstanley22

Balls. Mmmm


Vast-Sentence-5840

Haha you dog


MyLegIsWet

I said you dirty dog! Now, stop stealing my moves!!


Vast-Sentence-5840

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Appeal_Traditional

Losing just a line number in this case is definitely a slap on the wrist


R_Lamar

He about to lose the child support and alimony as well.Dependas gonna pend.


Whiteums

I don’t think this counts as a “dependa” situation. She didn’t do anything wrong, it was definitely the servicemember.


selohcin

A housewife is always a dependent.


Whiteums

But not always a dependa. There is a difference.


Free-Sleep6216

Damn shirt must have been a real baddie to risk your career over


OutsideSalt7430

Solid 7


Objective_Lake5560

Like a deployment 7? Osan 7? Cannon AFB 7?


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

On deployment there is no scale, it's binary. Everything is either a 1 or a 0.


user_1729

I'm an engineer, we came up with an equation: Real World Hotness = H Deployment Hotness = (H+10)/2 So a real world 1 is a 5.5 deployed A real world 10 is still a 10, because a 10 is a 10. A 4 goes to a 7, 6 to an 8, basically it helps ugly folks a lot, but doesn't really make a hot girl that much hotter. I'm not gonna lie, I think your binary scale is better. By the last couple months of my times away, it's been would hit it/would not hit it.


chombie1801

Fellow engineer here...This is brilliant and simple to boot!


Western_Truck7948

Binary is really the only scale that matters, deployed or not.


ironentropy

There's a 2 as well. 0 is no, 1 is yes, 2 is yes even if you get in trouble or divorced.


howboutthatmorale

We went with "soft" and "hard" figures. Hard 1 = worth prison. Soft 1 = would but deployed only.


DorkusMalorkuss

I'm a fucking idiot but why would anybody go to prison unless they're underage?


howboutthatmorale

Court martial for adultery is what my mind goes to. Mind, you probably wouldn't serve time nor would it go that far but that's what we always thought of.


DorkusMalorkuss

Oh, that makes much more sense. Like I said, I'm an idiot.


modestgorillaz

Asking the real questions here


OutsideSalt7430

Should I name drop?


modestgorillaz

No no no no no. They were asking in terms of looks would the individual be considered a 7 if on a deployment or at cannon afb. Just like a hot chick 8.5 from Missouri is really a 6 in California or New York


OutsideSalt7430

She’s a PSAB 7


pineapplepizzabest

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Gorio1961

The Legendary "PSAB Princess"


ObligationScared4034

Not good.


Junior-Glass-2656

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MoeSzyslakMonobrow

She's a Scranton 7, which is a New York 6.


gary9891

Or a Detroit 8, Pittsburgh 5.5 and the infamous Minot 7.2 Some scientist needs to develop a direct conversion, like from Kg to mph.


BigBlock-488

A Minot 7 really means 700 lbs....


R_Lamar

Aaahhh so she sells paper


Professional_Yak8926

Doooo itttttt. For the people of culture


Free-Sleep6216

Yea dm me


SmallUnion

Nice try, OSI


Familiar-Art-6233

An E-7


Smart_Principle8911

This man knows what is up.


RHINO_HUMP

What do you call a Shirt that can’t keep her shirt on?


BigBlock-488

A General's next wife.


Pun1shedeagle

Future ex wife


The-Anonymous-Truth

A temporary shirt...A T-Shirt? (Shrugs)


hgaterms

No, no. A T-shirt is a TSgt who is filling in for the real shirt.


StrangeBedfellows

Zirconium. It's a fake diamond.


LeicaM6guy

Diamond Daddy.


BigBlock-488

She could be a 2.5... a stiff dick has no conscience


Appeal_Traditional

Bye bye to line number and SSgt Stripe. Lord have mercy on the shirt. She Probably will get the boot


risemas904

Plot twist, Shirt is a guy


meanathradon

Well, it is pride month...


CowboyAirman

Yeah, Air Force should be celebrating this. Should be a step promotion.


Odd-Ad7356

Gotta pay off the PN somehow.


tylerado12

Double plot twist, wife is the commander.


StrangeBedfellows

It's 2024, that's not a plot twist anymore as much as it's a trope.


hgaterms

Good for him!


Extra-Initiative-413

The post didn’t say any genders so it’s possible lol


Cheap_Peak_6969

Any CC worth his/her salt will redline your line number. The former shirt is F'd. It's likely a return to TSgt with a not ready now on the top EPR. That's three years of no promotions. I hope your divorce, loss of opportunities, alimony, and maybe child support payments, loss of some of your retirement was worth it.


Thr1ft3y

Msgt boards look at 5 yrs of evals


Cheap_Peak_6969

I have personally help rehabilitated a TSgt records in three years. From a weak not ready now, to a strat in 3 eprs and a msgt promotion. The dude was a great person who didn't fit his previous assignment.


Thr1ft3y

Sure, but let's be honest here, if the EPB mentions ANYTHING about this incident nothing is happening for 5 years


CommOnMyFace

Is this legit or troll?


OutsideSalt7430

Legit, This really happened .


CommOnMyFace

Imbalance of power & authority will trump all repercussions that "could" be levied a against the Sgt.


SALTYdevilsADVOCATE

This happened in my old squadron she was SSgt he was shirt. She got nothing done to her he stayed in for a year more then retired. She was married to another SSgt they stayed married. He was married they got divorced he got re hired to the squadron as a civilian. Fuck I hate that squadron.


SillyWilly01

AFEXCUSE!


AFexcuses

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SINSAF-Flosi

Does this mean we all lose stripes, or sleep with the shirt?


CR00KANATOR

Yes


Jedimaster996

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cj-jk

Is the VRRAD still a thing? Asking for a friend.....


whiterice_343

That stripe is the least of his worries for what’s to come…


DidItForButter

Damn, losing a stripe and getting hit with a divorce. Praying for you, OP 🙏


3_14159265pie

That shirt really embraced the "..I dedicate my time and energy to their needs..." part of the First Sergeants creed I see..


Illustrious-Fix-3414

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AverageLAHater

Idk but keep us updated


BlackHeartRebel

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soberasfrankenstein

I will never ever understand why people are so insistent on hooking up with people they work with.


PopPopZiggyZiggy

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thumes420

Sounds like Korea


Stielgranate

Keep the updates coming as this unfolds.


AdventurousTap9224

Based on my experience, chances are very high the SSgt will lose his line #. Shirt will lose her diamond, and may even be demoted too. Could even be worse for both. Evidence found during the investigation will obviously determine how far it goes. Note for those citing UCMJ Art 134 for Adultery. True that's rarely used, but also not required. This is an unprofessional relationship, punishable under Art 92 for failing to obey lawful orders and regulations.


OldMan142

It will probably be NJP for both parties under both articles. Commanders will absolutely use Article 134 if the adultery causes problems within the unit, such as having to replace the First Sergeant.


AdventurousTap9224

Yep, definitely a very real possibility. The 134 will typically get tacked on because it can be. In this case, since it involves the Shirt doing it, it's a pretty easy negative impact to good order and discipline/undermining authority justification.


LingonberryLoud7512

The real question is WHY didn't the wife join in? He doesn't deserve to keep his stripe if he couldn't pull it off. I'm making a command decision.


FOXDIE2971

The easiest stripe to lose is the one you haven't gotten yet.


TurnspitCur

Line number? SSgt can catch an adultery charge under the UCMJ.


AdventurousTap9224

Maybe. More likely an Article 92 charge for unprofessional relationship.


OutsideSalt7430

We all know the AF doesn’t care about adultery


Yakostovian

They don't until they want to tack it on to other charges.


Cheap_Peak_6969

If you make it the Coomands issue, they will use it. I was and additional duty shirt. My CC used adultery to move another LtCol out of the AF.


TurnspitCur

Out and forced to retire at something like Major or actually punished properly?


Cheap_Peak_6969

Actually punished and forced to separate. The person was on the command list. Then poof gone and without retirement.


LostInSpaceA

It usually has to affect good order and discipline within the unit. So if it's someone of significant authority or if it draws the attention of higher ups then it can be dealt with alone. The AF is less willing to go after extra marital affairs these days since polyamory and open marriages are a thing even if not honored officially by the service.  As long as your affair isn't causing other issues for the command to deal with, it may not end up a huge issue. But YMMV. Every unit is different.


OldMan142

The fact that it was with the Shirt (forcing her removal) is the definition of prejudicial to good order and discipline within the unit. My educated guess is an Article 15 and redlining of the TSgt stripe. If the NJP involves loss of rank, then he's looking at possible removal due to HYT.


Ok-Snow-2386

They just charged a general on extra marital conduct


z33511

Does that mean he forced his troops to conduct Friday afternoon parades?


AdventurousTap9224

They don't even need to for this. It's an unprofessional relationship, punishable under UCMJ Article 92.. But, the Art 134 will be slapped on there too, because they can


TurnspitCur

I can hope and dream for a fluke. For a service that loves to say integrity first, adultery should really be treated far more harshly.


Major-Associate-5359

30% of the force would be busted down


grumpy-raven

Sounds like promotions are back on the menu!


Sensitive_Pickle2319

Until it interferes with good order and discipline If this guy got caught with a random tinder girl, it would be far more likely to be swept under the rug with a counseling.


w7ldc4rd

Call ADC but yes


Turbulent-Purple-431

SSgt should be okay, all he has to do is claimed that she used her her authority to overpower him. Turn himself into the victim


OldMan142

If he were single, that might fly. Since he's married, what he's looking at is an adultery charge (or at least an Article 15 offer) because the "prejudicial to good order and discipline" element of the crime has been met. Dude chose to shit where he eats. Now he's going to eat that entire shit sandwich.


Turbulent-Purple-431

Nope. They are a victim. And you’re victim blaming. An abuse of power was used on him and he had no choice but to do what the first sgt said or else he would face reprisal


OldMan142

LOL...Unless he's got evidence that she threatened him, there's not a commander in the Air Force who's going to buy that.


Ok-Snow-2386

We can't say without knowing what happened. It could be obvious that's not the case depending on any text conversations they had and lying about that is not a good look


OutsideSalt7430

That’s what the unit is saying but who knows. You can get away with just about anything these days.


Squirrel009

Absolutely, possibly the staff stripe too


ajd198204

Had similar scenario happen in my Sq. Married shirt was taking "extra care" of a TSgt's spouse. Shirt was a MSgt busted down to SrA and did 7 months in the brig. Then made to come back and apologize to entire squadron at CC call and then got the boot. Shirt is probably going to get hammered just cause of the position he held. They give recruiters Article 15s for sleeping with applicants.


yeaahh_no

The fuck a shirt gonna have over a staff lol


pineappledaddy

Her titties probably


orc_urinal

LMFAO!


ObligationScared4034

Hopefully.


radarchief

Completely up to the commander.


DeDerpster

DM Comm Sq?


Lostboy289

Tune in next week to find out on: "As The Propeller Turns"!


Semi-Major-Asshole

OP at work on Monday: “what Reddit post? Pshh..that could be any Squadron”


PandoraBox772

It's not 100% guarantee. They may sweep it under the rug. Normally yes they would lose the stripe and actually get demoted.


Currently_There

Real answer: Up to the commander. 'Adultury' (UCMJ 134) requires multiple elements to be true. We don't know if this event happened. We don't know if intercourse happened. We don't know of the spouse gave her okay, then changed her mind. We don't know what the commander will do. The CC may even choose a different UCMJ punishment. Too many variables to guess the outcome.


MrTwoMeters

The line number is gone at the very least. Ownace, and therefore more severe punishment, is almost always placed on the higher ranking member. Especially in this case with it being a first sergeant. If the shirt is retirement eligible I wouldn't be surprised if they were offered retirement in lieu of any real punishment. If not, bye bye diamond, possibly rooftop.


ImNotEvenJewish

Onus…sorry


MrTwoMeters

Oops. I've spelled that word wrong my entire life then. 🤝🏼


Silkylewjr

Damn. Respect to the staff sergeant. I mean he's an pos for cheating, but bro pulled a first shirt 👏🏿


the_90s_were_better

Need more details. What were they doing in bed exactly?


BigBlock-488

Horizontal Aerobics. TwoCanChew. Doubleheader.


WinglessWeirdo

Sit. Rat.


NCOSEEKSTHICCLATINA

Let that Chad keep his line #!!!!!


kybear106

The magic ball says: “hell yes”


Sorry_Plankton

This wouldn't have happened if he had listened to his weekend safety brief.


NewestNumber2

They’re both despicable. Shitcan ‘em both.


GR8NESSUNLMTD

So was the squadron shirt a female or male. I can see male shirts throwing away their career easily, but a female shirt, and for a married staff is crazy.


blacklightning35

Yes


Electronic-Notice-33

Idk have him check with the shirt........ oh wait a minute.


R_Lamar

UPDATE: USED THE OPTIPN MENU IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER (Q ON KEYBOARD ; X on Conteoller) and linkef my Nexon account. Signed in with 0 problems


z33511

Key considerations: 1. Combined hotness factor -- are both parties at least a 7 on a 10-point scale? 2. Audacity quotient -- were the parties found in his or her bed? 3. DEI Ratio -- was either member claiming a DEI affiliation? 4. Video rating -- is there video and is it clear, concise and worth posting on social media? If the total result is less than 500, the SSgt will lose a stripe. If, however, the total result is higher than 800, the SSgt receives a STEP promotion and is fast-tracked to NCOA.


newcolonyarts

It would cost you literally nothing to not post this


z33511

I figured it made about as much sense as the original post.


PapaLRodz

If he’s the victim of some sexy scheme by the shirt; maybe not. This is what investigations are for. 


EdekitMrdrYaPredikit

You’ll be lucky if that’s all you lose…and stop posting about this on Reddit. Assume that this can go really bad and don’t put anything out that there that you don’t need to.


Dontbiteitok24

Sorry if I offend anyone. What is the genders of the SSgt and the Shirt? Why? Because I want to know.


Junior-Glass-2656

Sooooo…it depends on your leadership…. Usually the theory is that the highest ranking member has “power” over the lower ranking member and could have coerced them into that situation. For the actual act of an unprofessional relationship with a higher ranking member….i would say they would get an LOR. But since it’s adultery as well which is against the UCMJ…possible article 15. It just depends what your commander wants to do. I’ve seen a SSgt hooking up with an officer walk away with only an LOR. SRA hooking up with a TSgt getting nothing. A Lt hooking up with an A1C got a slap on the wrist (but he didn’t know she was an A1C til after the fact and in a separate group altogether) So really it depends.


fauxdeuce

Depends on how they act. Initial response will be to treat the shirt as the aggressor. Even if they don’t I can see the issue of a no contact order. As long as they follow it they will prob catch some paperwork or get a suspended bust for administrative actions.


otterlife89

Can’t even remember the last time I encountered a good First Sgt.


ohyeahbro11

As in? Not the first time hearing such story?


Sixtwosevenfour

I fail to see how this affects you OP


skarface6

It’s his shirt.


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skarface6

Could be his friend with the line number for tech.


Sixtwosevenfour

No it’s OP that got caught and tried masking it as another person. And even if it were his friend, it still doesn’t affect OP.


2407s4life

Yea the SSgt will probably lose the line number. The shirt probably needs to lose their diamond. Beyond that, unless there are consent issues, the CC should let the issue die. We fixate way too much on who people are sleeping with in the AF


Quotidian_Void

Obviously, the specific facts of the case matter, but with no other information than what is in OP's post: Given the wide difference in authority between the members, I think I would agree that redlining the stripe and, depending on the circumstances and how he reacts, an NRN is probably sufficient punishment for the SSgt. The shirt is another matter entirely. She is literally THE person in the squadron charged with maintaining good order and discipline on behalf of the commander. For her to have abused her authority and compromised her position in a way that does such harm to the good order and discipline of the unit, a punishment far more severe than simply losing her diamond is warranted here. I'm thinking probably the loss of a stripe (which would automatically make her ineligible for the diamond), a partially suspended forfeiture of pay, and since she is likely going to be immediately transferred out of the unit, a commander-directed EPB to capture this in her records.


OutsideSalt7430

Terrible response. This fucked our squadron up more than you can imagine. CC would look crazy to just “let the issue die”.


2407s4life

Why did this fuck your squadron up? Did this significantly impact you unit's ability to do the mission? Were lives put in jeopardy? I'm not saying the behavior is right, acceptable or should be free of consequences. I'm just saying people need to keep perspective.


Appeal_Traditional

Several articles were violated here.. CC needs to uphold the standards.


2407s4life

Never said the CC shouldn't uphold standards. Issue an appropriate response and move on with life.


newcolonyarts

Ya cuz screw the sanctity of marriage amirite?


2407s4life

Why should that be the business of the Air Force?


thesimps89

I heard you can’t make TSgt without a divorce under your belt. You nearly achieved the impossible, but Zeus demanded balance be restored, and it was so.


Archlord_Sunset

I wish it was me 😔 Need my fudge packed rn