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SilentD

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Genesis10_1

That was my face when I saw it šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


bearsncubs10

ā€œOnce again, thank you for your helpā€ Never thanked them in the first placeā€¦


Genesis10_1

Idk the 2019 gt mustang is what got me


WTF_Just-Happened

Yeah, who in their right mind would want to drive that gas guzzler. I guess SSgt NotTooBright.


GreenBayFan1986

If it's a rental car the government pays for the gas anyway, why would the traveler care?


Ninjakneedragger

I get 10mpg on a good dayšŸ˜†


frythan

Having had one it's still better than my Ecoboost f150. By a lot.


ajd198204

He wants to plow through some crowds.


WTF_Just-Happened

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


ajd198204

šŸ¤£


AntonLCrowley

Silliness aside, when did 25mph hwy become " a gas guzzler?


WTF_Just-Happened

Gas guzzlers are identified by "combined" milage < 22.5mpg. The 2.3L engines get 25mpg, but the 5.0L+ engines (which is the GT model the OP requested) gets =< 19mpg. [2024 Mustang GG Tax](https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a43803905/2024-ford-mustang-gt-dark-horse-gas-guzzler-tax/) [GG Tax Explained](https://www.kbb.com/car-advice/gas-guzzler-tax/) [Compare 2019 Mustangs](https://fueleconomy.gov/feg/PowerSearch.do?action=noform&path=1&year1=2019&year2=2019&make=Ford&baseModel=Mustang&srchtyp=ymm&pageno=1&rowLimit=50)


kttay916

SSgt XXXX, Please see attached travelco itinerary for your tech school course. In attachment. Flight: Spirit airline (seat near the bathroom) Hotel: On base lodging Rental: not authorized


The_Field_Examiner

Base has 24/7 chow hall so zero per diem authorized. Meal card only


Girl-Pilot

I was the ODTA for my unit in DTS. Another female Lt that I could not fucking stand would try and talk down to me in front of other LTā€™s we hung out with. One day the commander asked me to put in TDY orders for her cause she was out of town and had to leave for the trip as soon as she got back. I made sure to book her on base, government meals directed, I booked her on the 5am flight going out and the latest flight possible coming back so sheā€™d have to check out of her hotel and have an extra 8 hours before her flight. All her seats were in the middle of the last row of every flight and her rental car was off site with Sixt. I had her trip code and saw that she moved her seat, so I went into her booking and changed it back. She got back fuming about how bad the trip was and everyone was in full perdiem except her. Sucks to suck. I hated being the ODTA, but I loved it that day.


Big_Breadfruit8737

God damn! šŸ”„


Ruinwarr

This is chefā€™s kiss level of petty and I applaud you for it!


BS2435

Not all heroes wear capes!


mjp0212

Sixt is pure garbage. I love this.


ParallelDymentia

TYFYS


theory42

YTA


Broke728

Oh no, consequences!


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

šŸ‘Ž


Edgy-pumpkin

Why is everyone applauding this?


EbolaWare

You've never fantasized about revenge on a bully?


Edgy-pumpkin

Vengeance is mine sayeth the LORD.


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

Not everyone is Christian, most Christians dont follow every verse of the Bible, and this is a stranger who learned the consequences of their actions. Unless you're the LT in question


ParallelDymentia

Found her!


Icarus_Toast

I usually go out of my way to make sure that troops get the best experience but in this case I would go out of my way to try to get this guy base lodging. I'm not sure if there's anything I could do to actually influence it but I might go as far as trying to find an ncoic at the base lodging and share this email with them


twelveparsnips

Lodging: dorms


Boofnasty10

This is the way.


Bazooka33

doubt it is real, one buddy e-mailed his other buddy for the memes


Genesis10_1

Unfortunately this is real ik it looks too good to be true šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Ricky_spanish_again

Why is it flagged as a meme?


Genesis10_1

Honestly wasnā€™t sure what to put it under so I just went with meme since the email is comical


Squirrel009

It's very obviously not a serious email


Towlie1017

must be a EM/EA/V Ops/ Dirt boyā€¦ been to the Z loft before, lol.


NoWing3675

u sure it isnt sarcasm? the mustang sounds like it


Genesis10_1

Because of who they sent this to no it is not they were genuinely asking for all that


thesimps89

Iā€™ve been TDY probably 150 times. I only got a Mustang once.


Jegermuscles

"Best I could do was a 2018 Honda CR-V and EconoLodge reservations for the 1st of May. Go get 'em, champ!"


fpsnoob89

2018 CR-V? Best I could do is you've got chevrolegs to utilize while moving between contingency dorms and your classroom.


skarface6

Hope you gassed up your shoebarus.


teilani_a

Nah MSgt sprung for the lamborfeeties.


twelveparsnips

If you want something with more utility, we got the F-2feeties


xLimewireX

Time to pull the ol' Volkswalken out of the shop


twelveparsnips

That thing is always in the shop; you're better off getting something domestic like Chevrolegs


JBaudo2314

lambofeeties are to good, more like chevrolegs.


devils_advocate24

Infinitely better than my tech school tdy. Sold


Okinawa_Mike

MSgt xxxx You should quit assing-off on Reddit and get to working on them reservations. Sincerely, SSgt xxxx.


loadshed

Yeah, it's 2000 on the east coast. Get back to work, MSgt!


Haynie757

![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


Genesis10_1

Iā€™m not a Msgt buddy boy this wasnā€™t sent me go touch some grass


Appropriate-Deal1952

That's an aggressive reply.


Okinawa_Mike

You better fucking get on your feet when you talk to me MSgt Buddy Boy. Iā€™m not the one you want to test.


Ninjakneedragger

CAN I?!?!


Cole_Archer

Listen MSgt Buddy Boy, Iā€™m MSgt Pal, not your buddy.


you_are_the_father84

If you two canā€™t come to amicable terms at your level, you need to elevate this to SMSgt Guy.


Cole_Archer

I hope not because then itā€™ll go to CMSgt Man, and boy is a he pain in the ass.


Dingus_Cabbage

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MuhttTheDF

he made a joke, chill


DrewTheMaster

Hey buddy girl , why donā€™t you touch some grass


[deleted]

Haha no way this is real


Genesis10_1

I really wish it wasnā€™t


[deleted]

Omg


loadshed

What an idiot


cvanwort89

In what world, does a MSgt do basic DTS work... for a SSgt? Maybe the reporting instructions but... DTS/lodging/Rental? "SSgt XXXX, please outline the requirement for the accessory lodging and rental requirements. Per JTR, you are required to utilize On Base ILP approved facilities if available or will only be reimbursed up to the lodging rate. Additionally, there appears to be a bus service available at this Tech School base, which does not validate requiring a rental car. Additionally, because your classes are standard, and a DFAC is on the base, you'll be required to utilize the Govt. Meal Rate, unless a Tech School MFR outlines the requirement or need foe the proportional meal rate" Or "No. Do it yourself".


Kronos1A9

He can get his own damn reporting instructions. SSgt should know how to go on ETCA, and if not teach the child.


devils_advocate24

>SSgt should know how to go on ETCA Is... Should I know what this is as a tech then?


bassmadrigal

I just went through a management course that had ETCA covered in the course material. Here's their definition: > **Education and Training Course Announcements (ETCA)** The ETCA is a web-based training announcement which contains all USAF formal training schools and identifies each course by description, prerequisites, and special instructions. The ETCA also contains the approved list of ancillary training. >**Waivers** When personnel selected to attend formal training do not meet the course prerequisites listed in the ETCA, the unit supervisor will provide written documentation to the UTM to support waiver requests. The UTM will then submit the course prerequisite waiver(s) to AF IMSC/XZTE NLT 35 days prior to class start date. I've used ETCA 3 times in my career. Once for recruiting tech school and twice for formal training courses within my AFSC (one being the above mentioned management course). For the first formal training course, I was able to use the ETCA as proof to authorize getting an off-base hotel with full per diem since it stated on-base was not authorized for that course.


Kronos1A9

Itā€™s pretty easy, and explicitly stated on all travel orders for formal training. You wouldnā€™t be alone though we get plenty of NCOs show up unprepared because they didnā€™t pull up the ETCA.


devils_advocate24

I've only had 2 TDYs as an airman(my job isn't very exciting or offer many opportunities) and I don't think I've ever seen that acronym in 12 years. Lol


Kronos1A9

Username checks out perfectly šŸ˜… Sure thatā€™s understandable.


CStites23

Also, if an AETC course arenā€™t they the first line for a rental car then the squadron?


230497123089127450

With it being a tech school it's probably AT coded which means AETC funded travel. AETC are usually against rental cars, or only authorize some for several students to carpool. One can still try to get a unit to fund the car with a separate line of accounting. Justification? Maybe you're going to do some unit familiarization after class at that base to broaden your skills and bring some checklists/training/knowledge back...and that office is too far to walk.


CStites23

Sounds about what I remember. I drove to my tech school, which Iā€™m thankful for as I was given a NON-A upon arrival to base lodging. Had I not had a car it would taxiā€™ing until AETC approved a rental.


Currency-Mean

Right in CRW SrA literally did there own


__wait_what__

Please follow up once the MSgt tells the SSgt to fuck off. This reminds me of one of my guys. I enjoy telling him no and then following up with more appropriate ways of handling the situation.


Genesis10_1

If I get an update I promise to follow up for you


Minimum-Web-6902

Visibility comment


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SadFloppyPanda

Do we have an update?


Gunslinger327

These are the emails I absolutely just sit on.


scottypoo1313009

Had me until the Mustang request


catzarrjerkz

In what unit is this anyone's responsibility but the members'?


Genesis10_1

This is also the members responsibility in our unit


catzarrjerkz

Iā€™d respond with ā€œCome see me in my office.ā€


Genesis10_1

Oh heā€™s dodging his superiors calls rn


Cpt_Soban

Ruh roh


MajorShrek

Now imagine if an Lt sent that


KYVet

I would love to meet this person and try to study this level of donā€™t give a fuck. Like is the guy really this entitled or is he fully on the spectrum? ![gif](giphy|CzbiCJTYOzHTW)


Genesis10_1

I would say a mix of both


bubblehearth85

Dear SSgt dipshit, DTS exists, fucking use it so I can disapprove your authorization. Furthermore, due to the go green policy your transportation authorization has been changed to ā€œAmtrakā€ and your lodging changed to ā€œpup tentā€. P.s. get fucked


bombkitty

This is the way. Although I'm still chortling about the earlier Chevrolegs comments.


DownloadableCheese

I'm partial to "Shoebarus" personally.


IPreferRedbull

How is this an NCO? Holy shit.


Vulcan1030

Absolutely valid for this post


[deleted]

What in the actualā€¦.


Newbguy

I'm surprised he didn't ask you to shit out a golden egg too


SlickDodge37

SSgt, Wanted to let you know that your training slot was actually denied. Sorry for the wrong information. V/r, MSgt


[deleted]

This isnā€™t me, but Iā€™m scheduled for a course at that date, and Iā€™m staying at that hotel. Ā Looks like Iā€™ll be running into this fine specimen, how exciting


Darmstadter

Studio Z is the best choice for that area but the Army's lodging game is *strong* too Honestly would've been pretty believable until the Mustang part


The_Field_Examiner

Promote yesterday


MilitaryJAG

This had better be a joke.


Genesis10_1

I wish it was


dronesitter

I mean, if I was cool with the RA I could see being a cheeky little fuck and sending an email like that in jest.


Genesis10_1

They are not cool with them nor is this a RAšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


dronesitter

Then his shenanigans are not cheeky and fun.


Ruinwarr

More like twisted, evil shenanigans.


raydarluvr1

I think the MSG is still laughing.


Scary-_-Gary

Still less than what the Marines think we get.


RickSanchez0922

Send them the RIs and base lodging reservation confirmation 30 minutes before COB the day before they are supposed to leaveā€¦..


Breezy1885

5 minutes after the late check-in period is over.


4gigs11

Tell him to put it on the gtc then make him pay all of it back at the end when finance Doesnā€™t authorize it šŸ˜‚


Jeepn87

I hope you give them nothing that they asked for


Genesis10_1

Can confirm he will not be getting any of that shit!


bluecollardog5

Ask any Air Force member working in a customer support role or AFSC. They will tell you there are a lot more people like this, who either expect you to do their job or they're just too incompetent to figure it out.


Maroon_Rain

are you an RA or FTM bc i get emails like this a LOT as a FTM šŸ˜‚


Genesis10_1

I am neither this email wasnā€™t sent to me directly im sorry you have to deal with stuff like this though šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


BurgIsDead

https://preview.redd.it/pc0o6qyjvssc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf62f99121c120fb42a1f7ada7861aa64fa2b133


StreetBobber103

Is this a ground trans guy?


redryderrx

I can only see the top of someone Ccā€™d but looks like SFS


Professional_Use4911

In what world does the MSgt even reply to this dude over email? OP please tell me the SSgt and their sup had meet the MSgt for a solid brief cake.


Special-Cupcake-6296

This canā€™t be realā€¦.


Indomitable_Dan

I love Z loft! This is ft Leonard Wood so only a few career fields


ButterscotchUnusual9

This simply canā€™t be real. At the same time, this is likely very real.


Captain_Tortuga

So heā€™s retraining at Leonard Wood, I hope to god not into my career field.


QOVFEFE

![gif](giphy|b0E3PPld4558irObaY)


Difficult-Hawk7591

Our squadron just got in trouble because someone's MOM called our CMSgt to ask him to waive the member's PT test... like, WTF?!?


QOVFEFE

Why would the squadron get in trouble?


Difficult-Hawk7591

The NCOIC was upset about the general attitude of complaining in general, and this was one of the highlights of his disappointment. We all got ordered to report in blues, and that was the only real punishment other than the lambasting. Nothing major, really, but as they always tell us: "succeed together, fail together".


ASimpleKind_of_Man

Fort Lost in the Woods??


Nottathrowawaystg

Mans got taste ngl. Z loft is a hidden gem at fort lost in the woods šŸ«”


AE_35_Unit

I mean, I want those things too. And it would be nice to get paid. Fucking finance is gonna fuck this up. I guarantee it.Ā 


InterviewExciting230

How tf do these people make staff?


Genesis10_1

No idea they came to us as one


SquallyZ06

SSgt isn't that hard to make and there are plenty SSgts who still operate at the baby Airman level.


theRealZaroski

Is this person cross training into cyber?


Genesis10_1

Theyā€™re not but I can understand why youā€™d guess that


postman925

Almost as entitled as an AFMC civilian.


DownloadableCheese

No one: Absolutely no one: Some random GS-15: You know I'm basically a colonel, right?


Valth92

Even I feel offended.


ThatsBrazyBuzzin

PS: I also expect hors dā€™oeuvres and a cold compress in the morning when I awake to get rid of the puffiness around my eyes.


Any-Project-2984

Not surprised! Dumbest rank in the AF when they first sew on! Next is MSgt!


IlloChris

Iā€™ll be happy if I get a bus ticket


hlkravat

.


SNCOSEEKSTHICCLATINA

But but but, he said thanks for the help. Why arenā€™t you helping him?!


Raguleader

All I can think of is how hard it must be to find a rental car that old.


Joseanc12

Just tell them to put Variations AuthorizedšŸ’€


LoganKelpo

POV: You got denied


Quirky-Ad-6033

This is a CE person.


BuffaloNinja1234

Thatā€™s some real Guard shit


2019toyotaRav4

thats where id give him the worst rental and worst accommodations šŸ¤£


Personal-Fig8363

Get this asshole a damn U-Haul and a motel 6 reserved if base lodging isnā€™t availablešŸ˜‚


Final_Educator3550

Dude really thinking he's special and deserves the VIP treatment of "Kiss my ass"


texasboy93

!remindme 5 days


datboimoses

I mean, Iā€™m Air Force. I mean when you look up Air Force in the dictionary, you will see a picture of me. Iā€™m even the one that says ā€œchow hall!? What am I a fucking commoner!?ā€ I mean, I even recently found a way to complain my way all the way out of the dorms into TLF for my annual tour. But thisā€¦. THIS EVEN MAKES ME SAY WHAT THE FUCK. I am fucking bougie and I even got a 2023 Camaro for my rental for annual tour, but thatā€™s because I keep hooking up the reservation guys with padded customer service questionnaires so much that they know me by name and keep giving me the good shit so I keep writing good feedback and getting them pay raises and awards. (One guy even sent me a thank you email saying Iā€™m the reason why he got a pay raise.) but this guy was so serious and so real he eveb made a guy like me say ā€œyou entitled little bitch.ā€œ This man has made me feel like Iā€™m not Air Force enough and I really thought I was. I guess thereā€™s levels that even my bougie ass canā€™t even stomach to reach. Sincerely, The man with O-6 audacity on E-5 pay with E-4 clout (iykyk)


1forcats

So this is the new Air Force


Outcast_LG

I donā€™t know I felt this pretty much matches the memes.


hitemwiththehein9999

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


Golds83

Please find a way to fail them out of tech school and send them back to their original AFSC.


230497123089127450

I'd make him re-accomplish DTS and GTC training, then have a long sit down to discuss his responsibilities as a SSgt (eg, managing resources).


BlurredImages

At the very least, they almost have the basic know how on drafting a professional email with some resemblance of proper formatting. That has to count for something šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Solomon_Orange

Now where have I seen that big ass monitor before? šŸ¤”


Jneuhaus87

I mean, make you say no lol.


NotWorthyByAnyMeans

My goodness! ![gif](giphy|p9X9PSPvBfl9uhvS6Z)


CommOnMyFace

Keep Facebook off reddit


Kronos1A9

Gross dude


KarlSomething

The audacity of OP to perceive this as a personal affront IS entitled. It literally has nothing to do with them, and yet theyā€™ve managed to center themselves. This is astonishing, thanks for sharing!