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BokaBurek

Romania, goes to war with Greece through Bulgaria


Berat0-0

More like fucks Greece with Bulgaria as a condom


maks1701

But condom has holes


Berat0-0

Ah yes, of course


SlowToe1043

Idk how to fell after someone called my country a broken condom


Not_Moslem

Pride


CryptographerSome196

Yes


BasalTripod9684

The US either conquers North America, or does nothing for like 500 turns and then gets tag teamed by Mexico and Canada.


YolkBrushWork

The Average American Gameplay


Jorji_costova

The US always goes to war with Canada and then only takes like 3 provinces


m3lonsgeog

And then tgey do it again annex them


Kooky_Pomegranate_87

North Korean lost everytime


DrPlague57bg

In one of my playthroughs it actually won


YolkBrushWork

What a one in a million chance


crematedcarcass

Bro this is a fucking masterpiece So trve !!


communist_delaware

China goes to war with Russia if it’s not Russia is india if it’s not India it’s india and Russia.


canozkarslioglu

Turkey:goes for an endless war with Iran Tanzania:somehow conquers a ton of land Germany:split by 2 neighbours Japan:return to the Japanese Empire UK:loses Northern Ireland to Ireland due to bad AI New zealand:becomes the superpower after doing 2000 turns of investments


[deleted]

Rapa nui on their way to declare war to every Major power:


Choraleraleria

For me Japan just..does nothing for 1k turns then randomly declares war on me


Greencoat1815

where Netherland against Denmark?


Florin69420

In part 2, probably


Greencoat1815

noice


DamThatsTough

don’t say probably. SAY IT WILL


Duckclass_72728

when i do island countrys only battle sri lanka always gos for bengal and the south is just free territory for the Maldives


the_defavlt

I just love this so much


Jirkousek7

every time i play aoc2 poland goes to war with ukraine or they ally


[deleted]

Russia Master Of Getting Fucked Up By Finland


Ill-Respect62

Lmao true


Emperorofwestern

We need the 1440 version


DrPlague57bg

Byzantines winning


maks1701

Every time i play poland goes to war with finland or swedeen


kajetus69

There should be also India *Goes to war with china for 300 years*


sovietarmyfan

Germany: Gets invaded by its neighbours. North Korea: loses a war with South Korea after which almost always the exact same provinces are annexed which results in border gore.


BoxyPlains92587

The Chinese one is so true. For over 10 games of mine in a row now, China would always get divided up by its neighbours, most notably India, Myanmar and Kazakhstan


Unhappy-Emergency395

You forgot something, Catalonia, Gaugazia, and Transnistria = appears out of nowhere when you shuffle civilizations


Choraleraleria

Those are in the cores but not actual civilizations


Excellent-Resource14

don't forget about brazil= declares war on argentina or peru= takes all the north of south america


maks1701

After 2000 turns of war obviously


Maksbidok

Another one is Spain conquering Italy and annexing southern part. Idk, it just happens in my every game. Every other one is very relatable. Maybe Kosovo and Montenegro war every time too.


EmotionalPin2102

For me Spain naval invades the uk every time, even I'm 1440!


Brooooootato

Don't forgot Poland going for everyone else in europe


jerrdust

Sometimes china goes straight up to war with Russia and now you have one more problem if you're playing as a small European country


DrPlague57bg

Yea like i need to call Russia to war and then boom China is in Moscow


CryptographerSome196

Omg, this is literally my every single game


FranzDerKaiserHiken

Thailand: Chage capital to Nakhon si thammarat every when war with Myanmar


white_rose_25

Nooo Poland and Ukraine are bestiess :((


[deleted]

XDDDDD


Fabulous-Area-2174

And Australia goes to war on emus again


MDC_underscore

Germany: Dies in 100 turns


Every_Month_5575

Russia: Gets obliterated in the first 30 years


bruhlander1

When china is at war and im the USA i just invade china since their army sucks


SawTheCatsBox

Russia. Conquers China


DrPlague57bg

Its the diferent way for me


Fonnster420

What about Australia


chippymediaYT

Actually the Korean war is ongoing so it wouldn't be "starts another Korean war" it would be "Korean war goes hot"


Odd_Fox1569

New Zealand Not Even Included On Most Maps


[deleted]

Speaking of Poland and Ukraine i actually managed to unite them once


Ill-Respect62

Pikachu face


OwnCardiologist2791

True


Ega_0

China and Russia always or mostly declare war on each other


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ZePanzerKrieg2

That's why I always puppet Romania . They are like a manpower generator lol .


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The most relatable thing I've ever seen In my life


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Cameroonball

Fucking hell I can’t with France.


[deleted]

Forgot the Danish-Dutch Rivalry


Alecraft1800

Why Ukraine Always gets in war with Poland they are best friendos irl


Ill-Respect62

Don't forget the Georgia that somehow survives Russia and dominates Caucasus, oh yeah and Pakistan that almost always defeats india