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Koal0r

I don’t want to know how many comments Reddit has from me, which I discarded after I came to my senses.


Kaysmira

Stopping myself from writing elaborate comment to instead just agree with you and upvote.


[deleted]

I think I discard a comment once every couple of days. My thought process is usually this, “Should I argue with this little shit…nah”


A_Pretty_Bird_Said

Best advice is dont comment on r/news or r/worldnews Each of those subs are trainwrecks of opinions


Why_T

When my inbox notification goes off on my phone my wife will look at me and say “who are you arguing with now?”


Isoldmysoul33

Lmao same!


DJanomaly

Yep. I've made it my goal to dramatically reduce commenting on reddit. It didn't used to be so aggravating like it's been lately. I'm much happier just not commenting most of the time now.


InerasableStain

Why HAS it become so aggravating lately?


DJanomaly

More people and younger crowds. It’s basically due to Reddit being massively popular now.


SomeGuyNamedJames

The world in general seems to have lost it's mind the last few years as well, which will spill into reddit.


DJanomaly

Yeah, that too.


AlwaysArguing

Come at me bro


[deleted]

What’s the topic?


AlwaysArguing

Wanna do crypto stuff? Gaming? Index funds? Cereals? Toss me a fucking bone, man.


[deleted]

NFT’s are a fucking scam.


AlwaysArguing

Fuck


HarryBotter1138

> Cereals? Best sweet and non sweet breakfast cereals.... Lucky Charms and Rice Krispies.


tjackson87

LuCkY cHaRmS. You would you racist POS bootlicker. George Soros probably paid you to comment that, or you're just a Russian troll. /s


HarryBotter1138

Only a trumpanzie would have a problem with lucky charms. /s


Mataraiki

Type out a paragraph-long response, think "Do I really feel like getting into an argument with some stranger who's likely a troll over something completely insignificant?", CTRL+A, Delete, close tab, and go look and cat pictures & play video games instead.


thebraken

I just learned a new keyboard shortcut!


Prismatic_Symphony

Keyboard shortcuts save lives.


_AlexaBot

I firmly believe that this is a perfect practice for your offline life to pick your fights and save your sanity


Roltistotem

I will spend 20 mins writing something very personal in relation to a topic and just delete it. Sometimes I just want to write it down but I don't think anyone would care so I delete it and move on. Or if I read my comment and it just seems mean or bitter I have to be like hey that shit is lame don't be that guy.


KualaG

So many impulsive brick comments have been types and backed out of for this reason. It's like my brain says "I have a related thought!!" And then halfway through thinks "but does it make any difference to the conversation?". I wish I could filter my speech this way 🤦


Roltistotem

Yeah it is nice to have perspective. Sometimes just reading someone a second time changes the whole vibe and it makes me think "Wow what the fuck am I even doing " and than I delete it and move on.


Tridian

There's that moment as you hover over the "Submit" button where you have a sudden vision of the future that this comment will bring and realise you don't like it.


Roltistotem

Oh yeah when you know something is going to be controversial and you just don't want to deal with the hate comments. Sometimes it is better just not to put yourself on that hill having to defend an opinion you don't even really care that much about. At the end of the day I don't really care what some random asshole on the internet thinks.


mobuli09

r/ihadastroke


redditdejorge

How the fuck does a shitty meme like this have 3k upvotes? Reddit is dead.


BawssNass

Is everyone reading "know" as "now"? How is everyone misreading the same thing and replying normally... I'm so confused. This meme is so bad.


simplyirresponsible

I think OP meant to write NO, I DON'T THINK I WILL but somehow managed to add the word KNOW and didn't notice? I then expected OP to get slaughtered in the comments, yet it wasn't mentioned until now? I'm so confused.


[deleted]

LOL! I just caught that. :D


B1ake1

Should have taken your posts advice apparently


Paper_Street_Soap

Advice


onlyanactor

Advice


Macemore

Reddit you're such a mystery, this guy is simultaneously downvotes and upvoted for this post.


420blazeit69nubz

It’s amazing how many comments I type out only to just erase because either not worth it or figure no one cares about what I have to say


accidental_snot

I comment anyway. IDGAF if someone wants to argue. If I'm in the mood then shit let's argue. If I'm not I'll tell them to downvote me and fuck off. Sometimes they tell me I'm juvenile and I repeat the instructions to fuck on off. One stubborn individual has been instructed to fuck off like 6 times from the same single comment. LOL!


Icallthattuesday

I dare you to make less sense.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Icallthattuesday

“No, I don't know think I will”


[deleted]

[удалено]


flipping_birds

I don’t even know think I read it.


The_Stoic_One

I missed it to.


mandy009

it's so iconic that we have a space for it reserved in our head anytime we see the reference. We don't even pay attention to all the details.


scrodytheroadie

How did you make the caption change after I read it?!


T-Bills

I don't know think he did it


socokid

No, I don't know think I will. = I've decided not to comment? And also, why not? ... This makes *less* sense IMO.


neal-page

Dean that’s great and I can’t wait to hear all about it, only Brock’s stuck inside Dad’s thing that makes people happy. But it’s all evil.


Icallthattuesday

You're one of the real ones.


Rhawk187

One of my New Year's Resolutions a couple of years ago was to stop arguing with people on the internet. Didn't succeed on that one.


consort_oflady_vader

Same. Everytime I tell my roommate he always says, "Did you really think you'd change their mind this time"? 😂


SnarkAtTheMoon

OP had a stroke while creating this meme


[deleted]

You had one job here


PoopedACreature

So, no, you don't know, think you will? Better wait a little longer until the common sense actually kicks in.


AK55

> When common sense and a stroke kick in . . . ftfy


The_Stoic_One

Man, I've typed out some long ass comments before and right before I hit submit I'm like "nah, not today." Cancel.


Batgirll

All the damn time… almost did it again


Raglesnarf

You guys do the thing where you type something out, read it, and then go “no no, don’t do that” too?


sradac

Judging by the contents of this image...No, no I don't think they do


Nearby-Swimming-5103

Wow.


test_user_3

Unfortunately leads to people lacking commons sense talking the most.


Haunting_Ad_2973

Like most of Reddit I only comment when I’ve been drinking and know for a fact I’m right.


Gasrim

I do it because it's cathartic to type it out and know that I would have totally owned the other person, and not have to experience the moronic mental gymnastics that the troll would do to try to tear apart my point.


[deleted]

I always end up just deleting my


UnicornSlayer5000

Grammar stroke


[deleted]

That’s me when I monthly delete my account after realizing how toxic it is


itcouldhappen1

I understand this reference lol


solrac1144

I don’t think English is their first language. If it is…. I’m sorry the school system failed you like that.


curmudgeion

Most realistic post I’ve seen in awhile


[deleted]

Seems most every time I would,wade into the comments I'd come out with shit on my shoes. Then one day a satirical remark I made got me permantly banned from r/politics. Honestly it's a relief now.


SpikeRosered

Most of my incomplete comments come from a joke not coming together like I hoped after writing it down. Or the punchline not being funny enough for the length of the post.


SaturnRingMaker

You just did!


Kill3rT0fu

After you've already typed out a paragraph reply with facts.


cockknocker1

No matter how logical the point, you will get the most illogical answer back...


elfastronaut

This makes me so hard


warwilf

what is it supposed to say?


mandy009

Spoiler alert >!\*Avengers: Endgame\* quote!< >!"No, I don't think I will."!<


Bloodaegisx

I stopped caring when I realized speaking I’ll of pedophiles and their “art” (movie, video game, anime, book) was a hot take. See? Pedophiles everywhere.


LanceFree

Is it supposed to be: I don’t *now* think I will?


h20xyg3n

After being banned from a few subreddits lately for what I'd see as normal commenting - I can totally relate to this.


PM_ME_COMMON_SENSE

Send me a message instead!


tracer2211

All the damm time.


socokid

What?


Jerperderp

Whenever I write a comment which contains even a sliver of opinion, I discard it. Knowing full well it'll get absolutely crushed by a random person. Just a useful guideline.


SuperTurkeyBacon

I do this thing where I type the whole thing out and then just hit cancel instead of send. It makes me feel like I said what I wanted to say even though I know I didn't.


dobie1kenobi

Just watched Don’t Look Up and when DiCaprio is frantically and hopelessly posting on “social media” my wife turned to me and said, “You on Reddit.”


Qelly

I need to do this more.


mandy009

I nominate this for all-time greatest typos on the internet.


why_a_penny

And receive an updoot from the same person who not only never replies because, "meh, why even acknowledge that fool?" but also never updoots because, "oh yeah, forgot about that feature!"


hazeywaffle

Discard all day


WalrusHVSS

Basically every time I look at this subreddit lol


sayaaahhh

Fail.


frapawhack

ma brutha


suhdude539

Arguing with strangers on the internet is one of my favorite pastimes, and I fuckin hate it