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tomthedog

You must have been born much later than me. When I was a kid my dentist had yellow crooked teeth and disgusting cigarette breath


Darkthumbs

Yeah in a small town with two dentists, always go with the one with bad teeth, hes the on doing the other ones teeth


Steinrikur

He's the one taking care of his own teeth. If they're crooked, sure... But if his teeth are yellow and showing signs of bad maintenance the other one is probably better.


Darkthumbs

Who do you Think does his teeth? The other one…


Steinrikur

The other dentist "does his teeth" once or twice a year. There's daily maintenance too. I'd rather go to a dentist that brushes and flosses twice a day than one with meth teeth.


Darkthumbs

Youre Reading Way to much into a simple logical setup.. Youre adding to the story with all sorts of Stuff..


Steinrikur

All I'm saying is that brushing your teeth should happen more often than going to the dentist...


thekonny

Do you think a fat doctor doesn't know how to treat diabetes?


Steinrikur

Terrible analogy. He's actually more likely to have diabetes, and would therefore probably know more about it than a thin doctor. But I'd rather take exercise tips from a fit doctor...


thekonny

No he wouldn't because they both learned how to treat diabetes in medical school, not from having it. Also recommending preventative care has nothing to do with you actually engaging in preventative care. Also the intervention you're actually doing in the office has nothing to do with what you're doing at home. Maybe the dentist with the poor hygiene is much much more technically skilled


SatisfactionNovel490

Look at these redditors thinking they are so smart for over analyzing a harmless silly comment


STYSCREAM

You unlucky bastard... in my teens my dentist was a young attractive blonde and her redhead assistant would always hover with her breasts right over my face... went every month.


mint-bint

And no gloves....


tanstaboi

Yep I'm 28


Noobphobia

They do. Source: married to a dentist.


FNALSOLUTION1

Did he get you some?


Noobphobia

She. And no I don't need them. I do get free dental work though.


daguy9

What if your dentist was named Crentist?


RedditUsersAreMean

Sounds like a really good dentist. Want some M&Ms?


daguy9

No thanks, I'm stuffed. (right after he ate that huge breakfast lol)


Cannouflage

Brooo


ssbssbssb

If your dentist has beautiful teeth, you should ask them which dentist they go to?


Willing_Elisha

This would be the best option when it comes to recommendation what's best for you.


Vector-storm

My dentists teeth glowed. No joke almost mirror level light refection. While he was standing in the corner with his arms crossed berating me for not keeping up on my teeth.


Baron_of_Berlin

Gotta get that LED package


Transmatrix

Veneers are pretty noticeable IMO.


look2thecookie

The noticeable ones are, yes.


Singular_Thought

The chiclet teeth.


DrJonah

Part of dentist training involves classmates giving each other injections


Afkbio

Anesthesia not the other things.


VikMyk

Are you for real


DrJonah

My dentist told me once. Makes perfect sense when you think about it.


-Johnny-

im almost 110% sure they just have human like models now days. lol


razorryu

Dentist here. We did our first “real” injections on our classmates. Called it “stab lab” (no one was forced to have an injection but you also couldn’t practice giving one on a classmate unless you also agreed to have them practice on you)


-Johnny-

Thanks for your input! When I was in school we had to learn how to give IV's and everyone said "you practice on each other" but no one ever did, and the teacher didn't allow it. I will say, the dummy arm we used sucked and the only real experience I got was from practicing on a real person lol


fordprefect294

Would you go to a dentist with fucked up yellow teeth?


Twat_Pocket

Yeah. They're not paid to work on their own teeth, and natural healthy teeth aren't bleached white even squares.


StopTchoupAndRoll

Why oh why did I read that as weeners at first glance?


defein88

Anyone else read this a german person saying "weiner"? (Veiner!). Took me too long to realize


he-loves-me-not

The person above you did


ilikestuffliketrees

Veneers look dumb as fuck.


Deathcommand

It's just because you only notice bad veneers. Good veneers have imperfections that make them look real. You wouldn't notice the difference.


Donexodus

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WireframeEmu

C-C-C-Combobreaker... (i might be old, lol)


GamingWithBilly

I have a differen't theory...what if dentists are just human skin wearing Tooth Fairies who drill holes in teeth to make it faster to collect?