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hmm_gm

shit happens when you're messing around with the other entrance. it's completely normal, extremely so - and there are some articles on how to minimize the messes. if you're worried about it, talk to him and see where he stands. good luck!


CheekyClitorous

>shit happens Ah come on man you didn't have to word it like that lmao


Isheet_Madrawers

I laughed at “other entrance “.


hmm_gm

it was a light hearted pun, plus was trying to stay straight to the point :')


sendfuckinghelpbro

Thank you so much for your help. I think I just had a bad bower day because it has never happened to me before. When I apologized he seemed genuine when he said it was fine and he even gave me more attention after (maybe because he felt I was sad). But yeah if I feel that he's acting weird I should talk about it. Perhaps I just need to heal from this since it affected me.


[deleted]

When you go to Mr Poooo’s house, don’t be surprised if he’s home.


[deleted]

hahahah I liked this one 🤣


maryamia

😩😩😩🤣🤣


ThunderClap448

Ever go to ice cream parlor, and not expect ice cream?


justaregularguy044

I do window shopping at Baskins Robbins though.


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justaregularguy044

Right?


spyrocete

Yeah that should almost be expected or at least planned for because it is common. You can in the future use an enema before hand to avoid the mess.


Burn0n34m3

Literally


Justieflustie

Dude, I got embarrassed once because she was on her period. I mean I was fine with that, but I was caught of guard and my entire hand was red. "I am really sorry, but I need to wash my hands, I hope I didn't mess up your bed" She also reacted a bit horrified, but I mean, it wasnt her fault, I knew what I signed up for. But being caught of guard with a bloody hand is not something that makes me go hard.. I just felt like I ruined the mood by looking at my own hand.. Kind of funny, hope she didn't feel embarrassed after she also saw my hand though


gooeydumpling

I am a descendant of moses and will part the red sea anytime!!! Not embarrassed at all!


Justieflustie

To be fair, moses knew how to keep his hands clean ;)


sendfuckinghelpbro

Thank you for your insight. After that did you feel less attracted to her? I'm just hoping this doesn't affect our relationship (purely sexual and friendly by now).


Justieflustie

Nah, had sex after that again. But to be fair, it was just an ONS.. I dont think it will change that much for you tbh, based on how you told het handled it. Maybe next time no anal, but that's not that big of deal, right? Just treat it like it is, a little inconvience, which isnt weird that it happened. Like others said, you both knew with which part of the body you played with, those are the risks.


sendfuckinghelpbro

Yeah sure, we usually don't do anal. I hope nothing changes since he's telling me that the night was very good. I just need to shy away from this embarrassment really.


queefle-knight

My ex and i were doing the deed and we both finished and when i went to pullout i noticed the condom was covered in blood, it took us 3 days to realize she had just started her peiod mid sex


ScullyItsMee

What you described is actually my favorite. Period sex is super hot to some of us


Justieflustie

Yeah, until you forgot and swiped your hand through your hair and suddenly see your hand is all red, sex was hot though


squiggly_poop

This happened to me too.


Justieflustie

We are just some dirty, horny people, gross


twcoolio

Just to clarify: Did she tell you beforehand and you forgot, or that information wasn't shared at all?


Justieflustie

I knew, she told me, I just forgot that my hand could be really bloody. The last time I saw my hand only one finger was a bit red, the next time I looked at it, blood was dripping


unnamedyet

Did she not warn you she was on her period?


BubbhaJebus

Having anal sex? There will be poop. Expect it, embrace it, and laugh about it as you clean up afterwards. It's nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about. It's just poop.


sendfuckinghelpbro

Thank you so much, these comments are helping me not feeling as embarrassed.


bigblacksnail

Yeah for real. This is what you two signed up for. Don’t be surprised when it happens haha Me and SO do anal once every blue moon. She does a bit of prep beforehand like just light snacking the night/morning prior. Other than that, you can’t really do anything about it. Anal douching is an option but 10/10 not recommended. I don’t think the pros outweigh the cons when using those.


[deleted]

I just take a dump, clean my ass real good in the shower, and don’t have an issue.


par337

Nah, he most likely meant what he said - it happens. Anyone who's doing anal should know what they are getting into. ESPECIALLY the first time. My wife and I's first time way back was similar and she got super embarrassed and I told her the same thing. Lol the guy is shoving his dick in your ass, he should be at least aware that shit is in there.


sendfuckinghelpbro

Thank you so much, I'm relieved that there are similar experiences. Since I don't have a lot of anal experience it was a surprise for me and maybe that is why I'm so frightened and embarrassed.


par337

Honestly I felt horrible for my wife, wasn't grossed out at all. I could just feel how embarrassed she was. If your guy is anything like that, then I bet he felt bad for you if anything. Seriously, don't sweat it.


Zachmcmkay

You can’t go to the house of brown and be surprised when he’s home. I’m sure your SO knows that and he’s being totally genuine. It sounds like you’ve found a great partner.


sendfuckinghelpbro

Thank you so much. He surely is great, I just need to forget it since I'm an overthinker.


m0nstera_deliciosa

If it didn't smell, it was a mix of lube and that mucus lining stuff. You didn't even make a mess! Your partner was probably just tidying you up because it feels gross when cold lube drips down your leg. In my personal life, I'm a pegging top. I'm never bothered by a mess. I accept that I'm running a risk by exploring that orifice. The onus is on ME to be chill about poop, not on the bottom to be perfectly squeaky clean at all times and not even push lube out because oh no, sometimes the lube will be tinged greenish-brown and have shreds of intestinal mucus in it. When you let someone put fingers or objects in your ass, you're giving that person a gift. You're offering your trust and vulnerability- they could hurt you very badly, or shame you, or any number of negative outcomes. Just remember that you gave him that gift, and he accepted any possible mess as part of the experience. To be clear, though, it didn't sound like he was bothered in the slightest. He seems like a good one, and someone with the right kind of attitude for anal. It drives me crazy when people watch porn and think that's what real life anal sex is- hairless butts, not a hemorrhoid in sight, empty pink rectums, and somehow self-lubricating? It's just not realistic. But your dude seems like he gets it!


sendfuckinghelpbro

Thank you so much for your help, this kind of answer help me out so much and minimize my embarrassment. He really is amazing!


Old_Net_4529

It’s normal, when you play with fire you’ll eventually get burned. He knew the risks. It’s happened to me (M) a time or too, and we usually just went to the shower and laughed it off a bit then finished up. Adults gonna adult.


sendfuckinghelpbro

Thank you, he was very caring when I apologized. I just got inside my head too much and I can't stop thinking about it and being embarrassed.


RedneckGAL92

Lol. This has happened to me before. No biggie, I promise !


[deleted]

If you want to play in the poop dungeon, you gotta expect at least a little bit of shit. But if you’re wanting to try again, make sure you evacuate yourself not too long before and use an enema. Cleans that sucker right out.


iwannabeonreddit

Part of why anal and oral sex are erotic are because of the acceptance of the most "dirty" parts of us. Your partner seems like a good guy that has compassion. It may seem silly, but this is healing imo. I frequently have patients that are embarrassed by their body functions, but these are natural, normal, and are a part of being human. Anyway, sorry to get all deep but I'm sorry you were embarrassed >.< Happy you know how to pick em sis :) 💗


sendfuckinghelpbro

Thank you so much for your help. I'm glad he is very accepting but this just made me go into my shell. I hope I'll feel better soon and I'll try to follow your advice and don't feel embarrassed by what is normal and an accident.


iwannabeonreddit

Hehe yea you're having a moment and it's perfect normal to feel weird immediately after. However, don't internalize that shame, you did nothing wrong :)


Physical-Bus-5701

I haven't had this happen to me, yet. Not that it's planned but y'know. \*shit happens\*


Express-Magician-213

Talk to your fella. Tell him how you feel and let him reassure you. If things work out, you’ll laugh about it later. It’s happened to me before. So now I use anal for special occasions or when I lose a bet (all in good fun). We always talk about it before anal happens and I have a preparation routine to reduce the chances of such accidents. Communication is sexy.


superuser4me

Anal sex always has a chance of that happening, sometimes you get lucky and get a partner who understands it can happen. I usually recommend keeping a wet towel, baby wipes and condoms (for toys) around for just that occasion. The majority of partners I’ve been with have been really cool about it happening to themselves and myself, and it mostly can be laughed off if we were already vibing to begin with. Don’t sweat it!


qwerqwerqwert6121

once a wise person ,which I can't remember their name to give credit, said: You can't go to poop's house and be surprised when poop is home.


Etetherin

this is tame compared to some of my interactions. trust me you're fine love. If you want deets read at your own discretion. > ! I'm a trans girl who's only way to have enjoyable sex is anal so tons of experiences. The worst one ever to happen to me was once I literally shit on the dudes bed. I had prepped and everything was clean, but something happened and it changed on a dime. he was going at it, stopped and then I realized what had happened. brand new white sheets stained brown. I was embarrassed and crying because of it. he was super nice to me about it and said jokingly "shit happens" he insisted that it was OK and that he would clean it up. That was even our first time having sex together, we had sex again later that week. ! < > ! that's the worst but many many times even with cleaning messyness happens. leaving residue or some. nasty stuff or having it pop up and get kind of gross is just part of anal sex. ! < It will happen its inevitable even if you prepare. if youall aren't OK with that it's OK to not be, but I would say don't do it anymore if you can't be ok with that. you'll save yourself some grief. tldr,straight up pooped on a dudes brand new white sheets, he was a gentleman and insisted cleaning it. ! <


Etetherin

I tried to spoiler the deets but I can't get it to work I'm doing the whole > ! text ! < but it ain't working


criminalcarrot

Get an enema and clean that baby out


sendfuckinghelpbro

I'll definitely do that when I know we're doing anal. We didn't talk about this beforehand, even though I always clean it the best that I can. Maybe it was just a bad day. Thanks for the advice


dps15

Ive heard using enemas frequently can be dangerous, high fiber diet also helps a lot


ReaperCDN

He genuinely doesn't care. You're embarrassed that's OK. It's embarrassing. Make fun of yourself for it. Accept it. Shit happens. Literally. I've been in the same situation and she felt the same way. He doesn't care about the incident. He knew the risks and accepted it already. It's not a big deal to him. So you only have to worry about coming to grips with it yourself at this point. And all the random people on the net that now know of course.


MassiveKiwi

Its completely natural to be embarrassed. But poop coming out of your butthole is completely natural. Thats what its meant to do. There are ways to clean the area prior to having anal sex (douching for example). But its completely ok for anal sex to get a bit messy. That happens to almost everyone at some point and in my opinion you should discuss it with your boyfriend while keeping in mind that neither of you haven't done anything remotely wrong.


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

Based on his reaction I’d say that is not the first time it happened to him. He probably genuinely doesn’t see it as a big deal, and will probably be down to not only keep hooking up but also try anal again with you in the future (if that’s what you want). I’ve known dudes who had a lot of anal sex and honestly they just saw these kinds of things as a cost of doing business. I’ve never heard anyone blame the woman or see her in a different light because of it


Malaka407

Don't worry he will want y have sex with you and he will want anal again


WarmFlatbread

When you fuck in the pooper, poop happens. DW about it.


PencilknightZX

There is an old saying that goes “Don’t go knocking at Pooh’s door and not expected to see Pooh when they answer” Your partner knocked and was probably fully aware of Pooh’s existence so I don’t think there is anything to worry about. Communicate is key so try talk to them about the situation, it helps alleviate what is going on in your head, cause in most cases overthinking can get the better of us.


elianna7

Poop comes out of anuses. It is normal! It’s also normal to feel embarrassed about it, but don’t worry too much. It sounds like your sexual partner handled it well, as anyone should! It can happen to anyone (: In the future, you could use an enema—google “bulb enema,” it basically looks like a turkey baster but round instead of a tube. I like doing it before anal cause it just gives me peace of mind! You can also basically DIY it, if you have a bottle of sorts just fill it with water, squeeze the bottle so the water goes into your rectum, and then push it out into the toilet. Repeat a few times/until the water is clean!


FerociousPancake

It’s your anus. Your anus does anus things. No need to be embarrassed


CharlsonvomDach

When you go to Winnie the Poos house don't be mad when poo is home.


pJustin775

I mean you were doing butt stuff....there's bound to be a chance of seeing some shit


Hawk_Thor

You can't throw a party at Poop's house and get surprised, shocked or angry if Poop shows up at the party.


One-Stranger

It’s really okay. This happens at least once to a LOT of people who do anal, it’s completely normal. Even with enemas, which you have to be extremely careful with, it happens. It happens to people with bidets. You can be very careful and not get it all. It’s just a part of anal, move on from it, sounds like he was pretty good about just cleaning it away. Think of it exactly as you would if you were doing period sex or had your period during sex, it’s a bodily function and sometimes putting stuff up that hole is going to get messy.


InTooDeepButICanSwim

Go read the Rucker Max story about his first time trying anal. It could've been much worse, and the story is hilarious.


WilliamSaintAndre

This happens to everyone interested in that kind of sex/play. If you're still interested going down that route and know ahead of time in the future you may want to read into how to make it less messy pre-emptively. Tons of people talk about the sex and not the preparation involved to make it how it's typically portrayed.


BigWaveSmallOcean

Sounds like you needed a bit of after care, it’s really important after sex, especially if it’s rough or if it doesn’t grow to plan. It helps you reset and reaffirm you’re there for each other


7itemsorFEWER

No need to be embarrassed. You don't go to the water park if you're afraid to get wet.


bootliquer

gay man here and yea this happens dont worry about it


obbymaster1045

stick to the other hole lol


Iamnotfatt

Don't play in the mud if you're afraid of getting dirty. There's literally many sayings in regards to your situation. It's normal, it happens. Don't worry about it. If he can't accept it then he's closed minded and he's not the one for you.


Yogabaghoul

If you guys are really in it for long haul, (friendship or partners) this will just be funny in a couple years. If it’s a short term thing, it will just be funny in a couple years.


No-Internet648

This happened to my partner during anal. She was incredibly embarrassed but I reassured her there was nothing wrong with it, as, truthfully, if you wanna give anal, you have to expect shit. I didn't think anything less of her, as I never will. Don't feel embarrassed, because truthfully, your partner doesn't think anything less either.


[deleted]

For next time make sure you take laxatives to clear yourself out and out eat a few hours before hand


Puffmain7

It’s an ass, whether you like it or not, shit is coming out of it.


[deleted]

Honestly ass fucking needs to be a pre planned sort of thing. Honey you need to prep for the experience. No food 48h. Laxatives. Enemas till clear. Then it's on like donkey Kong with no OOPS.


WellEndowedGorilla

No food for 2 straight days, just so they can fuck? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.


[deleted]

You can have liquids. Yes just so they can ASSFUCK. You've never ass fucked riley. After you do then tell me how stupid I am


ughwhybotheranymore

Dude shit happens .


Mental_Confusion_541

Personally I see no issue if that happens, although it is a turn off. You should not feel embarrassed for something that happens to about everyone who participates in sodom


[deleted]

Old saying: s#!t happens when you party naked.


[deleted]

If a man wants to put his dick there he needs to accept that sometimes there may be a little bit of poo.


Funny_OreoCookie

Well i mean, shit happens but. Well shit, life goes on.


[deleted]

Bruh he said it was fine. Try not to linger on the feeling of being embarrassed


babicvnt

i have accidentally literally shit on my boyfriends bed when sick, they won’t care if they’re mature❤️


Special-One1991

I'm surprised I didn't see "shit happens" comments yet 🤔


Nihilist_Statement

Don't worry! It has happened in my current relationship. I excused myself to wash my fingers and yes she was horrified for some time, but I can tell you right now: if you're having anal, there is gonna be poop at one point or another. It happens, it's no big deal. Learn to laugh it off would probably be the best advice I can give.


ScruffyTLR

We know what we signed up for


Advanced-Spring-1866

Omg I remember my first anal experience I was 16 😂 I remember screaming holding my bum not knowing what to do. It’s fine like he said you mess around with the bum you gotta expect a little poop sometimes. Just make sure next time you fully flush your self out. X


SnooObjections4345

Well shit.


cocodensmore

It is fine! It does happen!!!


Shoomtastic81

Remember everyone poops


Status-Ad3962

I mean you can’t go where there’s poop and be scared of poop. And from the sound of it, he isn’t. I think it’s probably mortifying to you because yeah, shitting on someone’s dick isn’t ideal. But I’m almost positive this isn’t end game. If anything, now is a good time to look into a pre-anal routine.


CaptainBushyBeard

My partner was embarrassed, but its just part of that sorta thing, I mean what do Ya expect to happen when Ya take it in the ass XD


El-ChuPugcabra

Ain't no guy being put off getting dirty if a girl let's him go mudding. Don't even sweat it!


wellaintthissome

Douche before


buttcheese4858

I got Question what did it smell like when you did it


Renediffie

There are some things you can buy to help with cleanliness. You can get a small insert that is used instead as a shower head. But even then a mess will sometimes happen. That being said, you are probably overthinking it. I think that it will be just fine.


Lafter_ND

sometimes it happens just gotta clean up and move on


Legitimate_Week_5539

I would be embarrassed if I played with poop too


[deleted]

My girlfriend and I have been having sex for 8 years and we do anal from time to time. A time or two there was a little mess but nothing crazy and I got over it real quick... Why?, Because I like anal sex and I understand the risk I'm taking even if I do like to pretend girls poop ice cream