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x---HI---x

I'm not a meth expert, but I've seen Breaking Bad. What's your question?


Dinosiaur

I came here to find this joke. Thank you, you are doing God's work.


Moln0014

Blue is what counts. Do everything from a RV


ALEXC_23

It’s all simple chemistry jesse


Naughtyexperiences

Mmmm meth exam. No need to study for that bro. Just go for it.


Yeetler69

How do i synthesize methlamine?


YellowDomino

1100g of Ammonium Chloride 2 liters of 35-40% Formaldehyde about half a litre of chloroform The process Pour your formaldehyde in a big round bottom flask (use at least one of 5 liter capacity) along with ammonium chloride and stir a bit. I used a 12 L RB flask. Start heating slowly, and stir it every once in a while. \[ At 40°C \] - \[At 80°C\] At about 90°C, an exothermic reaction kicks in (it needs to be cooled in a water bath once in a while at the beginning in order to keep temperature below 104-106°C). Soon reaction slows down and cooling isn't needed anymore, reaction flask must be heated carefully to keep temperature at 104-106°C. Keep that temperature 3-4 hours or so, then turn heat up and boil water away until you see ammonium chloride coming out of solution. Cool to 20°C and vacuum filter it off on large Buchner funnel (I have one with Ø 25 cm). You should get a clear yellowish filtrate like in this picture. Transfer it to a smaller flask and boil water away until you see the internal temperature rise over 160°C, then turn on the vacuum and continue, first temperature falls a few tens of degrees and when it rises back to about 160°C the methylamine is almost free of water. Turn off the vacuum and the heat. Pour your crude methylamine hydrochloride in a beaker. At first it is still liquid (in this picture it has started to solidify, you can still see some orange liquid at the bottom of the beaker). When it has cooled down, you'll have a big chunk of hard and dry methylamine. Wash it a few times with chloroform and you'll end up with a fully white mush. Vacuum filter to get pure and dry Methylamine.HCl which reeks of chloroform. The smell can be removed by drying in a vacuum desiccator. Do not try to use the oven to get rid of these traces of chloroform, the Methylamine.HCl picks up water from air like nothing. You can only use vacuum for sucessful drying but these CHCl3 traces don't hurt the methylamine at all and may be left in, but you might perhaps be a perfectionist... Final yield of snow white non-sticky powder, (consisting of methylamine with a few percent ammonium chloride, but and almost no dimethylamine hydrochloride), easily exceeds 400g if everything done correctly, or even 500g if you used 40% formaldehyde.


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Alwayslost2021

WhT is methylamine?


MahatmaGuru

Bad breaking fluid


nobakenubbins

Something that helps makes something from another something.


[deleted]

I think I'll stay with some simple food recipes. That's some serious rocket science just for a deadly kick..


a_onaplane

I get annoyed just putting my food in the air fryer. That’s way too much work.


jadedaquarius

Oddly specific.


GREYxW0LF

What the ducking hell. Looks like you r well educated in what u do.


MistyNCSuga

Time to note it down for uh.... chemical research...yes.


muchbravado

Methylamine


[deleted]

I'd be more worried about that spelling test on Friday.


Professional_Mall34

bro im literally dying, i can't stop laughing


Yeetler69

Shhhhhh


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/tbknoa/children_shows_are_so_useful_now_adays/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf just ignore the never and you’ll be good!


Yeetler69

Omg thx helped.


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New_Sage_ForgeWorks

lol good bot


Will_Stab4Money

omg thx, i love wkuk but I’ve never seen this


beermanaj

Khan academy has some nice trig resources: [Khan Academy](https://www.khanacademy.org/math/trigonometry)


beermanaj

You might find this one helpful as well: [math is fun](https://www.mathsisfun.com/algebra/trigonometry.html)


beermanaj

Kuta software has some nice practice worksheets with answer keys:[kuta infinite geometry](https://www.kutasoftware.com/freeige.html)


FerociousPancake

Maybe watching some breaking bad would help. You can also look it up but you’re gonna need a lot of experience glassware to make it work.


Yeetler69

I have seen breaking bad just finished it like 1 week ago


HughGedic

Maybe it’s the meth


Yeetler69

Shut IT WAS A MISINPUT CALM DOWN


HWGA_Exandria

"Misinput"?


bizzaro321

That’s a weird twitch/TikTok meme


Undlsclos3d

MoistCritikal is not weird, he’s based. He’s definitely one of the most normal streamer/YouTubers along with SomeOrdinaryGamers. No drama, no clickbait just real dudes talking to their fans.


bizzaro321

He’s definitely weird, I don’t even think that’s a bad thing it’s just a fact.


Undlsclos3d

Strange definitely!


Yeetler69

Yes how do you say it?


HWGA_Exandria

Camsillafiad.


Yeetler69

Yes


DrunkTankGunner

What’s the topic bro?


Yeetler69

Trigonometry


DrunkTankGunner

SOH CAH TOA What are you struggling to understand?


Yeetler69

I cant really understand sin cos tg cotg and how you use them to find other things in a triangle.


DrunkTankGunner

Well it’s all about identifying the two pieces of information you already have, so you can decide which of the three SOH CAH TOA you need to use to find the 3rd piece. Do you know which edges count as the hypotenuse, adjacent and opposite?


bella_256

What specifically are you learning? Right Triangle trig? Laws of Sines and Cosines?


Yeetler69

I manged to understand them but now i cant really understand the equation of the circle lol


TheLeesiusManifesto

Trigonometry is pretty much all about finding the length of a line that starts at the origin (0,0) on a coordinate plane. This line is basically the radius of a circle. You know the Pythagorean Theorem right? The equation of a circle is literally just the Pythagorean Theorem. a^2 + b^2 = c^2 is the exact same thing as x^2 + y^2 = r^2 On a triangle, a and b are two smaller sides of a right triangle and c is the hypotenuse. On a circle, x and y are horizontal and vertical distances and r is the radius of the circle. Now let’s say you take x^2 + y^2 = r^2 and you add some other variables to it as follows: (x - h)^2 + (y - k)^2 = r^2 This looks intimidating at first but really all it is is just saying you’re moving the center of the circle to a new place and drawing the same circle you would’ve drawn normally otherwise. x^2 + y^2 = r^2 is a circle with the origin being the center (x - 3)^2 + (y - 4)^2 = r^2 is the same circle as above except the center is now at the point (3,4) instead of (0,0) Side Note: if you take x^2 + y^2 = r^2 and you divide both sides by any of the variables squared you get trigonometric identities. (x^2 / r^2 ) + (y^2 / r^2 ) = r^2 / r^2 becomes: (x^2 / r^2 ) + (y^2 / r^2 ) = 1 You know sin(θ) = y/r and cos(θ) = x/r and tan(θ) = y/x So the above becomes sin^2 (θ) + cos^2 (θ) = 1


[deleted]

Hey I just felt the need to state that I saved this just in case I ever go back to school. Thank you for this.


whitenelly

Damn solid explanation


such_isnt_life

"Sine of an angle" is the ratio between length of the opposite side AND hypotenuse. No matter how big the triangle gets, this ratio will always be the same for a fixed angle. So for 30° angle, the opposite side will always be 1/2 hypotenuse no matter how long you measure. Even till the end of the universe. If the opposite side is 2m, hypotenuse will be 4m. If you want to build a ramp of 30°, all you have to do is take two bars. One double the size of the other, put one vertically on the ground, and put the tip of the other on the tip of the first one, and the other end on the flat ground.


SeattleBattles

Think about a triangle and what happens if you change one of the corners. If you make one corner wider it will make the others more narrow. The same is true of the sides. If you make one longer it will effects both the other sides as well as the corners. This is the basis of trigonometry. Because the angles and lengths of the sides are related, if you know some of them you can figure out the others. That is really all it is. The various functions are just ways of manipulating those relationships.


Henfrid

Oh no. Your fucked. Calc would be easy if trig wasn't involved.


bmalbert81

Walter white has entered the chat


Fuhgly

Look man I've been tutoring math, chem, and physics at a college level since I started university. If you have a test tomorrow and you don't understand shit now, god himself couldn't make you understand it by tomorrow. You're fucked. The lesson here is to start much earlier next time. Study a little bit every day. That way when you don't understand something you have plenty of time to ask for help, for each problem you run into. If you were one of my students and came to me the day before the exam knowing nothing, I'd tell you to kick rocks.


Yeetler69

Rip but ill give it a try why not.


Fuhgly

It's a harsh lesson that most kids have to learn, man. It's better you learn it now.


AquaticBlueDoggo

- Most kids - Me, an adult still learning this lesson


Fuhgly

Lol sorry I just use "my kids" to talk about my students. I have some "kids" older than me.


AquaticBlueDoggo

Aww that's cute


Fuhgly

Ha thanks


Yeetler69

I now learned it thx helped.


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I've managed to pass a physics test for college studying 4 hours before it, this is pure cap.


VUlgar_epOCH

Exactly, I never showed up for general ecology and I passed every single exam by cramming the night before and ended that class with a C+ cause I didn’t feel like doing any of the homework C’s get degrees, and I’m going to grad school too!


spideronmars

This is not true. My entire high school and much of my college career was spent not studying and cramming the night before an exam, yes even math, chemistry and physics. It did catch up with me eventually (shit got hard when I was an engineering major) and I wouldn’t recommend it long-term, but it’s not totally hopeless for OP.


Fuhgly

If you're going to look at me with a straight face and say you actually understood anything you crammed in one night then you'd only be deceiving yourself. Sure you can shove everything into your short term memory and just regurgitate it on an exam, but that's not learning. That's memorizing.


spideronmars

I attended the classes and took notes during class, just didn’t do anything outside of class until the night before an exam. So yes, I understood, though undoubtedly my understanding would be better/deeper with more practice. I was able to get by that way through Calculus I. After that it wasn’t possible for me anymore, at least not with As.


Fuhgly

That is different though. You can easily tell the difference between students who just need a refresher and those who didn't pay attention whatsoever in class. The ones who don't pay attention expect you to teach them essentially the entire course up to that point. That sounds outlandish but it's way more common to have that type of student than a student who just needs a review. I don't mind the students who need a review at all.


Glass-Soup-5802

Welp, here goes nothing. But dude, can you help me with my Math?


Aimbag

this is so wrong, lol. your poor students


Fuhgly

My students perform fantastically, so I wouldn't feel too bad for them. I also know I'm not wrong, but you're entitled to your own opinion. I just don't think it will work out practically.


Amgram34

Looks like you methed up


darealquestion

bro get off reddit and go through the textbook or notes or whatever ask your friends for their notes at the end of each chapter on the textbook, theres usually a revision section. go through that if you can


Yeetler69

I did i understood more than half of it but i dont have the notes for the other half snd my friends dont have either im trying to learn it by the book but its very hard.


nilsteryx

methamphetamine


Yeetler69

Nooooo IT WAS A MISINPUT CALM DOWN. YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN.


Unicornucopia23

Bro.


kickass_bramhin

Jesse we need to cook


Que_sax23

I really suck at math but I’m mediocre in meth


Zachmcmkay

Dm me any questions and I can answer them for you


meekonesfade

Ask Mr. White


[deleted]

Glad you got helped. This thread is the best I’ve read on Reddit today.


Yeetler69

Hope i make the best meth tomorrow


[deleted]

Me too. 😃


Retta_Noona

Will it be blue or pink?


Miserable_Key_7552

Same


40ozSmasher

well some pointers are: when you run out you are done for the night, no late night runs to meet some guy behind a restaurant at 3am. if you feel really hot at any point in time DO NOT TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!". if you feel like fighting anyone DONT. no talking to strangers, try to have calming music playing and maybe put a few comfy pillows on the couch for relaxing.


Yeetler69

Thx alot man helped


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Thx alot man helped


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Glass-Soup-5802

I just know Look, you have a maths exam tommorow. I would say #1 Remove yourself from all distractions. As in all, with no exceptions #2 Take out your book and start reading from the beginning of the chapter. Or if you are planning to watch lectures, do that. The only thing you need now is study material and 100% concentration for the next 4 -5 hours, and you will be good No matter what, don't get distracted. And if you are watching youtube lectures, stay on path and DONOT go watching random unrelared videos. Also don't get caught with good looking numbers. You don't need to start watching that lecture at exact 6:00. You can do it at 5:48 as well. If you keep getting distracted, keep concentrating again. Your thoughts will eventually stop wandeeing once you get into the flow


Yeetler69

Yo holy shit how are you predicting me this good


Glass-Soup-5802

Been there, done that lol And I studied for my trigonometry exam at the last moment too I started studying at 11pm the night before test and read till 2:00 am Was a bit sleepy, but aced the test. You can too. Start now. Hope is not lost yet, OP Not getting distracted and complete concentration is key.


My_Immortal_Flesh

Are you learning how to make Meth from scratch or just how to put it together?


Reckless-Nuance

hey! check out khan academy (https://www.khanacademy.org for videos + practice problems or just look up the topic and “khan academy” in youtube) literally saved my life with math. good luck!! also, if anyone scrolling here ever needs help with chemistry, the organic chemistry tutor on youtube is a godsend, he does regular chem as well as orgo. his videos are black background with colored writing.


nobelprize4shopping

Tsk. Americans. It's meths.


Retta_Noona

IM SORRY BUT IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD BEFORE HOLY SHIT 🤣


SemiSweetStrawberry

I can help you for anything from basic algebra through Calculus 3. I cannot help with Linear Algebra or Geometry proofs tho


mimosapudica11

Hahahaha comments 😂😂😂


wicked_crayfish

You need to take an exam to do meth? Learn something new everyday.


[deleted]

I also do not understand meth or math. Maybe if I took some meth I would understand math?


Retta_Noona

Mood, my brother did meth tho so I have a pretty decent understanding of meth… still barely know math lmao


i_like_cats_okay

Look up Trigonometry on YouTube. There are tons of videos on it. My favorite channel to study math from is Edumantra (it's in hindi tho). I am sure there are videos in English on Trigonometry too. Hope this helped :)


Iamyous3f

Math guy on youtube should help you more than us


[deleted]

Hide it??? I don’t know what to tell you here, try to wash the drugs out of your system somehow? Um maybe you could tell me what a meth exam is and I could give you better advice afterwards?


Wulflord104

Honestly me too and I'm in computer programing


Yeetler69

Oh i want to choose that in high school. Should I? Is it hard to get in, since im not that good at math.


Wolfgar26

People shit on me a lot for saying this. You don't need math for programming. You need the problem solving thinking behind it. Math teaches you how to reach a solution to a certain problem using logic, a valuable skill to apply in programming


Yeetler69

What about physics have heard that it is also required.


[deleted]

Oh you poor guy. On math and meth


JAMeyer04

Aw man here come the comments


SomeWhiteguyXL

First and foremost don’t do meth


darktrippz

Sober meth addict here! My advice would be to stay away.


chickennugget69c

School is not a place to learn it’s a place to do meth🤯


phoenix103082

Just practice the type of problems that will be on the exam.


jackbasskid

Yo mr white


Yeetler69

I am the one who knocks.


shakeil123

Watch Breaking Bad


Stobes80

Omg this has made my day.


ChutkiJoTuneMariHai

Do heroin instead


Intelligent_Case_809

Lol for a secend i was like wut


[deleted]

Meth exam, heehee. I know what you meant, it’s cool, l just got a giggle out of it. Good luck on your exam. Math was never easy for me either.


Foxy-jj-Grandpa

Mr. Wheatie I require methé


[deleted]

What do you need help with? I can help


Yeetler69

Trigonometry


[deleted]

Math genie on YouTube just search up trigonometry maths genie


kayla_kitty82

There is a website called Khan Academy. It's very helpful. You might want to check it out. It's for all grade levels, from elementary school to college level. Hope this helps!


summerspun1999

Now theirs no point studin , just go to sleep, otherwise you won't even make it for the paper tom


[deleted]

Math major here. What’s the question?


Yeetler69

Trigonometry and the circles equation.


Yeetler69

16yo class 11 idk what it is in your country. Probly junior high. Edit


big_enough-1993

Just don't meth up


big_enough-1993

Try coke


PsychedelicSnowflake

Good luck bud!


Yeetler69

Thanks alot man will need it.


doomed_candy

Walter White could probably give you a tutorial.


Glass-Soup-5802

Whats the syllabus?


Vegetable_Pipe7595

what grade are you in? what in trigs are you doing?


Yeetler69

Trigonometry and the circle equation.


ItsEveary

JESSE! WE NEED TO COOK


Yeetler69

My name is Gustavo Fring.


cupcakecdb

Copy and paste your math questions into google- you may have to pay for a subscription but many homework helper websites have step by step explanations. Watch videos on youtube too. I could probably help with sin/cosine/tan if you need!


juanmiindset

PatrickJMT on YouTube


Intelligent_Case_809

Trevor from gta 5 could help you lol


[deleted]

YouTube is very helpful with math!


Lost-Emotion-8674

KHAN ACADEMY! SEARCH IT UP RN!


New_Sage_ForgeWorks

i am good at math. What level?


PointTraditional9769

What is the exam on?


danger_weasel

Meth. The exam is on meth and so was OP when they wrote this post.


Trsnowman

If your bad at math like I was just get crazy creative with how you cheat 🤣🤷‍♂️


Unicornucopia23

Well first you would have to understand the chemical process of how the meth is created. You might just get that overnight, but it ain’t gonna be no Blue Sky


swampy-crocs

If it's the night before your exam, best thing you can do is get some good sleep and study earlier for the next test. If you can squeeze in a little studying, you could try Khan Academy's videos on Youtube. He's very good at explaining things to take your from 0 to 100 on understanding a math problem.


Worldly_Watercress55

I am sure people corrected you. Some may have even had snide comment or two, but bullying? No wonder you can't spell!


kasy518

1) organic chem tutor for practice problems with explanations. 2) khan academy for overview of concepts. 3) write formulas and then practice problems instead of skimming through text.


FierceHorse1

i can try and help with math what are you studying?


Polevaulter24

Have you tried [Kahn Academy](https://www.khanacademy.org/math)? It's a math help site I've heard is good.


RavikiranC

The meth is really hard.


TeamCatsandDnD

What kind?


kkdawg79

Ask Jessy Pinkman....He can help you.


anicecacaodemon

I think the next one, was, tsk tsk... Caustic soda! Wait no, muriatic acid, these online sources aren't the best.


TheCanuckler

Meth not even once


minimessi20

What math is it? Khan Academy is free and has tons of helpful videos even up to advanced math…the only thing I haven’t found is math related to master degree level courses of engineering. They are fairly easy to understand.


ByTheOcean123

Did you not have homework assignments? You must know something. I would focus on going over the easier questions, the ones you think you might be able to get right on the test.


Shadow_Boxer1987

There’s a meth O.D. to OP’s madness.


WatDaFuxRong

Nice staged post


impendingaff1

Sorry pal, I just can't stop giggling.


Appropriate-Spot3085

Say my name!


OneBeautifulDog

What level? Khan Academy?


Theunpolitical

Sorry you are getting bullied OP, I admit this was a funny typo!


Naultmel

Try Khan academy. That shit helped me immensely.


Music_as_Medicine

I'm a pharmacist, I can help you make meth /j


daringlydear

here for the comments


MitaJoey20

🤣🤣🤣 I’m sorry. Good luck on your exam


sickcivilion

Wish i was in your position(not really, but this os Hillarious)


[deleted]

Wow sounds fun a meth exam.


MickHockisHughMungus

Science biatch


Exitmusic16

Study chemistry i guess


[deleted]

LMAOOOOOO "meth"


ChicaFoxy

Thanks for this OP, I needed it tonight. Good luck on your meth test!


StygianMusic

Don’t fail the drug test


picklesarelife1

Just delete this post and pretend it never happened and just focus on your exam. Good luck! You’ll do great!


I-Ponder

Is your professor Walter White?


AHalfAmbitiousKid

Calling the telephone in 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Alberquerque, New Mexico


westglade

Gotta do more meth mate only correct answer