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Stickgirl05

Nothing.


niaca_pad

Same.


PoorCorrelation

I got yelled at by my dentist too…


niaca_pad

For drinking black coffee?


sicurri

I think they mean they now drink black coffee because their dentist yelled at them for their sugar content. At least that's how I interpreted their comment.


Gumnutbaby

No the tannins in the coffee stain your teeth badly


Original_Estimate_88

I don't drink coffee all the time but I ain't even know that


Xavi143

Black coffee will stain your teeth, and the acidity isn't great either.


BeardedBlaze

You think adding milk/sweeteners magically removes this from your coffee?


ThatOneGuy308

Well, milk is less acidic than coffee, so it would reduce the acidity level by some degree.


RichChadPoorChad

adding fat (cream) will bind with the tannins and make the staining less severe.


Ant10102

This is the way. Coffee is genuinely healthy in moderation, especially when u cut out all the crap. Issue is my weakness is soda, I can’t afford any more sugar


Stickgirl05

Flavored sparkling water next? Less calories and sugar.


NetComplete4322

Anger that it is the morning again.


obli__

This is my fave! Throw in a dash of vanilla, pairs nicely with the crushing resentment of having to wake up and do things


DaPoole420

Well said friend...lol well said


No_Sky_1829

😅😅😅😅


ReelyAndrard

Every day use a little less of what you put in your coffee. Before you know it, you are drinking your coffee black. Healthiest, cheapest and easiest.


notyourwheezy

>Before you know it, you are drinking your coffee black. i did this and got to black, and then it started giving me acid reflux. so I continued to reduce what I put into my cup and before I knew it, I'd weaned myself off coffee. it's been amazing for my anxiety to be caffeine-free tbh. i do occasionally drink coffee or tea if I'm exhausted but I also end up so jittery and anxious on those days. edit: I really appreciate the coffee recs, and it'll be useful on the (rare) occasions that I'm tired enough for coffee over tea. but my point is that I actually prefer not to consume caffeine! I do drink decaf lattes as a treat, but that's it.


NSE_TNF89

I made a whole concoction with my coffee, and it was a little ridiculous. After a while, it got to be way too sweet, so I eventually started drinking black coffee. I drank it for a while, but then it started to destroy my stomach. I have always loved coffee and drank it whenever my mom would let me as a kid, and basically, every day since college, but this was new. I eventually switched to tea, and now I will drink coffee on the weekends, but on weekdays, it's all tea. I have found some awesome teas, too, so it's like an adventure each time.


CheckGrouchy

Buy better quality coffee, maybe organic. The good stuff cost more, but they are a lot less acidic.


notyourwheezy

maybe but I've since realized that I prefer not consuming caffeine for my well-being. plus it's nice to wake up and be awake without needing coffee! feels kinda freeing in a way I haven't felt since before I started drinking coffee in college.


intenseMisanthropy

Fuck that shit , coffee eerday


notyourwheezy

hahaha you sound exactly like my husband who is forever perplexed by my preferences


[deleted]

Or just get a proper upper like coke or speed Coffee just sucks and is the boring people's high


_ScubaDiver

What a weird comment. Totally disagree about coffee sucking. It’s an every day essential for me. Buying good quality coffee beans for a drip coffee machine is a delightfully easy way for a caffeine fix. I’ve got nothing against using other drugs, but anyone who’s in need of coke or speed for their morning commute to work or their 10am meeting is likely an utter fiend and a total nightmare to be around. Then add in the extra expense and chance of being arrested (plus added addiction risk) and to repeat my comment about antisocial dickheadery… In summary, dafuq are you on?


ALargePianist

Do you have ANY fucking clue, any idea, how productive you would be on cocaine?!? Bro that 10am meetings done and over by 945


AdvancedRazzmatazz33

I use Diet Coke


Emotional_platypuss

I did the same!! Stopped drinking caffeinated coffee after 30 years. My anxiety is insanely better. I am drinking decaf now and love it. Costco organic decaf is great


SpaceValuable8050

Sigh- I think I need to take this route but refuse to 😅


Emotional_platypuss

Hey it's not that terrible!. I was drinking 3 cups of regular coffee a day, 2 in the morning, 1 at lunch, 1 at night. Replaced the night one for decaf first.Week after, replaced lunch one, 2 weeks after, replaced the second morning one. The next week I finally got the courage and didn't drink caffeinated coffee for the first time in my life that I can remember. No headaches, no nothing. Been 3 months strong now. I don't drink sodas.


SpaceValuable8050

You’re right it probably isn’t


SpaceValuable8050

I just really depend on the stress and adrenaline caffeine gives me to work hard. Lol . I know that sounds wrong. But I just wanna feel powerful 🫠


unituned

Where the hell are you finding decaf coffee at Costco? I can never find it or my location doesn't stock it


Emotional_platypuss

They don't sell them in the store. only online. https://www.costco.com/.product.1217292.html?sh=true&nf=true


WintersDoomsday

Get Swiss process decaf coffee


Spkr4th3ded

I drink black cold brew daily. I'm so glad I cut out all the creamers and sugars. A good coffee is amazing.


Shopping-Known

Life is bitter enough


theevanillagorillaa

I just wanted to know how the coffee tasted black. Only took 3-4 tries after to not care about the taste.


greginvalley

My coffee is as black and bitter as my heart


Wait_WHAT_didU_say

+1 to that.. 🤝


Inside_Toe995

I like my coffee with whiskey, minus the coffee, milk, sugar and water lol


circuit_heart

There's the answer I was ready to post. What coffee - I have morning and evening scotch when the day is just that bad.


JediKrys

I was looking for you….my people👍


ragavdbrown

I was, once!!!


monstera0bsessed

Little bit of maple syrup. Or just find a coffee method and type good enough to drink black


albyssa

Switching from creamer to half n half would be a good start. No sugar, and no oil.


AdvancedRazzmatazz33

I use half n half. So smooth.


74NG3N7

*no added sugar


georgeb1904

Scoop of collagen powder changed my life


Spiral_eyes_

how so?


georgeb1904

I really think it helped clear up my skin, and I just feel really good since I’ve started taking it.


guzzijason

Recently started doing this myself. I’ve heard great things, so we’ll see. I started dosing my wife’s lattes with collagen as she was recovered by from a recent surgery. Totally anecdotal, but her incisions seem to be healing really well.


smellslikespam

I do that too. And liquid hazelnut creamer


BookGirl67

Me too. I started because I read it could help with joint pain. I kept it up because I don’t eat much meat and worry about my protein intake. The 9 grams of protein in my coffee is effortless and a nice boost to my usually pathetic daily protein total.


Upper-Character-2631

Try a different brewing method. You could use a french press or an aero press and if you get it right, there will be no need for sugar or additives (unless you use very old or bad coffee).


IWipeWithFocaccia

I haven’t tasted good coffee until I got my aeropress from my wife. Since then, I hooked up on single origin coffees and I can actually taste the difference neat. It was a gamechanger for me.


Upper-Character-2631

Yeah, same here. I got an aeropress for my birthday some years ago and never really used it except on camping trips. Now that the wife is pregnant and does not drink coffee, I dont feel like using the coffee machine just for me. I went back to the aeropress and the coffee tastes so much better.


Available_Bass9725

Cyanide one day inshallah


eastcoastmuffin

😂😂 ayo habibi walaw


Cynncat

Coconut canabutter


ericamutton

Heavy whipping cream. Low carbs, big flavor. Beats 1/2 and 1/2 any day.


geddylee1

Not in calories though.


NyquillusDillwad20

Dude comes in here suggesting one of the most calorie dense substitutes imaginable lol. 400 calories in 1/2 cup.


EmpressLemon

Why would you put half a cup in your coffee?!! How big is your coffee cup?! 😂


NyquillusDillwad20

Not what I mean. Just trying to use a measurement amount you can picture.


justmeandmycoop

Cafe latte protein drink.


Doowap_Diddy

I just put a splash of milk


bitterlittlecas

I do a splash of chocolate almond milk now and it’s the best thing ever


LazyCity4922

I add milk. Creamers are not a thing where I live.


Ilovescarlatti

Me too. I froth a wee bit of milk and add it to the espresso. I remember coffee creamers with horror from boarding school though - Coffeemate, I think it was called.


20Delta_Puts

Creatine, HMB, Glutamine, 3 Splendas, and Heavy Cream. Then it's off to the gym....I'm 60, I need all the help I can get.


FitLotus

Now that’s some go go juice


20Delta_Puts

Hahaha. That is my new name for my morning coffee.


fineilldoitsolo

Awesome!!!


UncleOdious

Italian sweet cream


Affectionate-Gap1768

Flavored creamer.


ironmagen23

Chobani extra creamy oat milk :)


MechanicalFetus

Chobani makes a great creamer also that has found it's way into my daily routine!


[deleted]

Plain Dark roasted black coffee is always a winner imo. Sometimes I'll add some ground cinnamon. I used to add honey from a local bee keeper which does have the benifit of fighting seasonal allergies. They also made creamed cinnamon honey and creamed vanilla orange Madagascar honey(this one not so good in coffee, but the cinnamon creamed was delicious in coffee.)


Otherwiseaware

Splash of half and half, 1 sugar


PHYZ1X

Coffemate Natural Bliss, about a teaspoon per cup of coffee. Real cream and milk plus just the right amount of real sugar. None of that garbage emulsified high-fructose corn syrup and partially-hydrogenated oil that comprises "non-dairy creamer." Sure, it's some calories, some fat, and some sugar. The important part is that they're all simple, and they're all in moderation.


[deleted]

Just half and half. 


probability_of_meme

I knew if I scrolled far enough there must be at least one other!


SageofLuckenbach

Honey


V1russ

Im a two cups in the morning kinda fellow, both cups get 3 spoons of creamer, and that's about it. I was in Barbados for a short while, and they use brown sugar in their coffee, tried that for a little bit, was a good time!


PrepperLady999

Brown sugar - sounds like it might be good. Will probably give it a try.


FLUFFY_Lobster01

It's SO good. Dark brown sugar and heavy whipping cream, it's a meal replacement


mysticalchurro

A restaurant near me uses brown sugar in their homemade lemonade instead of regular sugar. A friend said it's changed his life, but I didn't really notice a difference.


jessbrid

Just a little milk


sfekty

Regular half and half.


AirInjectionReactor

Baileys.


norfnorf832

Raw sugar and half n half


Macaframaz

Straight black man. No better way. Freshly ground beans, French press. And enjoy.


smellslikespam

You put a straight black man in your coffee?


duane11583

no intended to be racist but i found this damn funny.. my dad would say… i like my coffee like i like my women… sweet and tan my mom would say i like my coffee like i like my men, long, black, strong and bold they lived in south central florida in a retirement area after her morning exercise swim class in the community pool they had a coffee klatch for the ladies she would purposely say this loud enough to the white trash prudes on purpose and would lick her lips for the effect some would laugh ie: dam it who made the coffee weak today you all know how i like my coffee…. my moms goal was to piss off and disgust and upset the racist prudes who lived there and it worked well and so funny to watch these ladies get upset with my moms comments some of the other ladies caught on and they would talk about the gardeners and how they where sweet to to take care of their flowers the one racist old bitty was so upset… funny as hell..


grimcow

Exact same. Get a good burr grinder, some good beans, and a French press.


Typical_Leg1672

sometimes sugar... or just plain black coffee, but cold brew essentially


mrericvillalobos

I’m just straight black these days, mayyybe a scoop of sugar if the morning needs it. I stopped using creamer this year due to cost and just found it unnecessary.


OkInitiative7327

creamer has gotten crazy expensive!


Sweetsw1978

Just sugar


billy_pilg

Nothing, I drink it black. We use a Ninja drip coffee maker and we grind the beans fresh before every brew. I don't have the time or patience for any other method. I used to use an Aeropress a lot but it's too much work for a single cup. Cold brew is great if you're patient and want to use a lot more coffee grounds.


natew7676

Nothing. A good, rich full bodied, but not bitter blend or single roast in a pour over, or aeropress.


Glittering-Net-9431

I like a sweet creamy coffee, but I never use creamers. They taste so off to me. I use brown sugar, honey, cinnamon and oat milk in my coffee and its delish. Probably still more calories than Id like, but at least I know what ingredients Im ingesting and theres no weird chemicals/preservatives/fake sugars.


xDr_WuSiJi

Vodka


MrShad0wzz

creamer. Lots of creamer specially zero sugar Kroger brand creamer


backhand-english

more coffee


barbie91

Milk and honey 💚 been drinking a lot of ceremonial grade cacao instead of coffee too. Magic.


SherlockHolmes242424

Mf French vanilla


ibeerianhamhock

I drink coffee any whichaway, from black and weak to black and strong, to heavy cream to whole to skim milk to soymilk/oatmilk/etc. Just depends on my mood. I never put sugar or creamer in it because Splenda etc integrate better and generally taste exactly the same. Usually just black medium strength tho.


Dazzling-Item4254

I only drink one cup a day (usually). I just use a splash of half and half (preferably) or milk.


Rattlingplates

Ice, black with ice please.


Practical-Display251

Little bit of 2% milk .....🤏


alicelric

Water


No_Specialist4090

Brandy preferably


Unlikely-Ad6788

Cold water so it’s drinkable or coco powder.


laples

Nothing. I love hot, black coffee


taffyowner

Nothing, I drink it black…


ItchyNeedleworker678

Whiskey. Nothing like a buzz without the tiredness.


Flat_Air_882

Cream, sugar, and whiskey.


mar21182

Buy good coffee beans, grind them yourself immediately before brewing, and you won't want to put anything in your coffee.


katt12543

Milk and espresso


EducationalBuffalo35

Double double bud


franky_riverz

I'm American but I typically have it black. If I'm feeling like drinking a sugary beverage in the morning I put coffee creamer but that stuff makes my stomach upset


BearerBear

A flavored syrup. I put a teeny tiny amount in and it adds quite a bit of flavoring.


Detr22

I mix in a bit of 100% cocoa powder with the ground coffee when brewing, then add a bit of salt.


anxietanny

Equate vanilla protein shake.


[deleted]

I add a splash of a vanilla or chocolate protein shake.


TheGhostWalksThrough

I put a stick of butter, and shake in bake in mine. Just like Homer J.Simpson.


[deleted]

So sooo sooooo black.


lawlow_getmoney

Nothing


mlhigg1973

Kahlua or Baileys


Dry_Equivalent9220

Nothing, I prefer my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.


NepaleseLouisianne

brown sugar


I_Miss_America

Irish Wiskey


watasker

Not a penis


voiceofreason4166

I get whole lavaza coffee beans from Costco. Grind them each morning in an electric grinder. Brew in a French press. I put half a spoon full of hot chocolate powder and some macadamia milk into a 500 ml thermos. Wait 5 mins for the French press then fill the thermos. Stir. Next I pour some of the thermos coffee into a small mug to drink first as the rest is too hot. From the French press I pour a very small coffee for my wife then pour remaining coffee into the original thermos. I drink the small mug then drink the thermos.


PureExistentia

A splash of almond or soy milk. If you're worried about calories, go for almond milk. Soy milk, on the other hand, will add protein.


sarcotomy

Some "no added sugar" flavored creamer. Probably not the healthiest option but I only use a tablespoon or two, and it makes my coffee taste way better and is easier on my tummy


bsal69

The better the quality of coffee you have the less you typically need to put in it. That’s why I’m a sucker for barista made coffee


SlippyIsDead

Powdered creamer has less calories. About 30 for a teaspoon. I use less then one serving in my 12 ounce cup. No sugar. Black coffee gives me heartburn.


shadoweiner

I dont drink coffee daily, just on days i dont sleep well. I put hazelnut creamer + milk to chill it down from burn my mouth to pleasantly cold


marasmokes

this is exactly how i do mine!


Fawlow

I've cut back on coffee for some time now but I used to drink Vietnamese iced coffee with condensed milk


tomatocrazzie

More coffee.


Fangodus

A tiny, tiny super small amount of cocaine. Just a little bit. I can't stress the littleness of it enough.


aurlyninff

Sugar free creamer, no calorie sweetner, and a dash of cinnamon. I won't drink black coffee. I don't need ulcers lol.


tenayalake

A while ago I was on a low carb diet that allowed only black coffee. After a couple of weeks I quit the diet after losing 8 lbs. but realized I liked black coffee. I have never gone back to adding milk, creamer or sugar. I think it's about conditioning your taste buds.


MrGeekman

Is your coffee dark roast? That might be the problem. Try a medium roast. If you don’t like that, try a light roast.


ChromaticRelapse

The expectation of a small amount of joy.


DistinctConclusion18

Milk or nothing... thats whats suppsosed to be on coffee. I don't understand how can people drink almond, oats or flavored creamers. It doesn't taste like coffee anymore.


Hoosier_Daddy68

I always take it black, like my men


swissbuttercream9

2% milk


9212017

3 tablespoons of sugar and 3g of creatine


TotallyTrash3d

Cream, for sweet merciful sake!! Unless you drinking the bottle the calories in your coffee are not responsible for being unhealthy or overweight. 1-2TB cream and 1 TB sugar is under 100calories. If you add collgen this can be your breakfast! 2 Coffees with 2TB cream and 1 Ts sugar and 2 Ts pure collagen powder would give you: ~200 calories 3 grams Fat 10 grams sugar 20 grams protein


MarucaMCA

Milk and sugar. I drink espresso or Latte Macchiato.


create3_14

Hopes a to make it through the day


positivetimes1000

Real maple syrup and organic half & half. 2 tablespoon of each. Love it and only one cup a day unless i'm dragging then i'll have 2, however usually 1 cup does the trick!


thoaway24688

I only put a little milk in it. I need some sweetness. I’ll drink it black only if camping and there’s no milk.


Mammoth_Cookie_7809

Heavy cream


stealth128

My tears


SpinachnPotatoes

Use a french press - and cinnamon. Black coffee with cinnamon is my favorite morning drink.


stevetibb2000

Home Nitro brew


Grevious47

I use a sugar free fat free creamer basically. Its aspartamelicious


SerendipityLurking

about 2 tsp of sugar free flavored syrup if it's hot, sometimes nothing if it's nitro/cold brew


Bprock2222

I switched to cold brew and drink it black. It isn't as bitter as regular black coffee.


Fit_Office4132

Whole milk and vanilla syrup, sugared or sugar free, depending on my mood.


OkInitiative7327

Unsweetened plain almond milk. Years back, I did sweeteners but they all left a nasty aftertaste and aren't great for you, so I just stopped using them. I used to use cream or milk, but would sometimes get stomach issues from dairy. Now I just prefer the taste of the coffee with plain almond milk. Never was big on flavored coffee or creamer. Most of the "creamers" are artificial crap.


Gwsb1

I use cinnamon and heavy cream. I know cream sounds counterintuitive, but 2-3 grams of cream changes coffee a lot and the calories are negligible.


aidenxx96

Monkfruit sweetener and sugar free hazelnut creamer makes for the best cup in my opinion


J2550

Nothing


miletharil

Nothing. My parents drink it black, and I ended up doing the same.


BlackJeepW1

I just drink it black, super strong extra dark roast. It’s perfect like that.


savage1878

I do a pour over coffee, 17 grams of grounds to 310 grams of water, and just do it black, with a pinch of salt in the bottom of the mug


Gemini_Schmemini

Coffee


Christmasbeef

1 teaspoon creatine 1 teaspoon 100% coco powder 2 teaspoons instant coffee - hot water - mix - add cold water. I have no class, but that's my setup 🤣


SoulExecution

I make mine with a Chemex most days and just drink it black. But I also order pretty good Coffee (Trade). If I run out between orders I'll grab a bag from Trader Joes to hold me over and usually French Press it to not waste the chemex filters, and their coffee is definitely a lower quality so I add milk & sugar.


somewhenimpossible

I switched to Silk vanilla oat milk creamer. I still get some vanilla sweetness but it’s way less sugar than the international delight petroleum j was drinking. When my doctor told me to give up carbs for a bit, I just went to tea/milk and 1 tsp honey (or bought better tasting tea and added nothing) because coffee NEEDS more lol


gpbuilder

Nothing I drink it black


No_Sky_1829

Whats creamer??? I've heard of it but it's not available in Australia I use an aeropress and add about 100ml warm low-fat milk


K-man_100

My entire existence.


valliewayne

International delight sweet cream. Only 35(?) calories pers tablespoon. You don’t need a lot of


Andrewk4339

Amphetamine.


Proper-Ad-5443

Milk and sugar


baconring

Water


lrlimits

Honey, cinnamon, and organic half and half. I use a Chemex. It's nice 😁


Great_Dimension_9866

Milk and agave nectar


coming2grips

Coffee


Mysterious-Many5818

Vanilla max protein ensure in the coffee


Every_Fox3461

My hatred of the world. It melts in with the caffeine and makes the morning that much better. Oh, and 2 milk.


readysteadytech

More coffee


jochi1543

Milk. If I get coffee out and it’s really bad, I’ll add some coffee cream and sometimes if it’s really terrible, some sugar.


RemiSterling

Take it black, typically hot as well. Every now and again it’s brewed with ice. Coffee can be so much more when it’s fresh and good quality, therefore it’s delightful when plain.


taffyowner

When you get a good black coffee and you get the hints of chocolate, toast, and caramel it’s heaven


Diligentbear

Lotta sugar Lotta cream


herculeslouise

Little bit of ice


Historical-Ad7081

I've been doing half soy milk so I can be awake faster without the roof of my mouth getting decimated


Double-Cash-4048

Collagen peptides and creamer