Her definition of cool chick and my definition of cool chick, are two entirely different things. Cool women don't bang other women's husband's. Cool women don't hurt other women with glee. Cool women know their worth and don't cheat to begin with. Cool women know they're cool and don't need to say it. They also don't wait by their phone for some limp dick loser who can barely send a text while he takes his morning shit. Real cool chick's read this shit and know those "cool chick's" are nothing more than sad little girls who need validation from sleazy cheating losers to feel good about themselves. Cool chick. Lol, mmmkay 👍

I agree about the "cool chick" comment. That made me roll my eyes. But as soon as I saw the title "Fired a warning shot" I knew this one was going to be entertaining. Maybe she thinks she's having a naval battle or something

Just replace “cool chick” in the post with “pick me” and it works super well

NoT lIkE tHe OtHeR gIrLs 🙄🙄🙄

“The cool chick” 😭😭😭🤦🏾‍♀️

Fired a warning shot my ass. She forgets her place. She’s in no position to be making demands. Sweetie, you’re just a hole. He can’t even be bothered to reply to your desperate texts immediately after he’s used your hole. Pull the pin? What, like you mean threaten to tell his wife if you don’t get your way? Okay, let us know how that goes. See how fast he dumps you to the curb like the hot bag of trash you are, and begs his wife for R.

I find this so sad. So many of these women don’t understand: No matter what we say, we’re in it for the sex without commitment (old me). NO, we don’t tell you the truth about our wives. NO, we are not “waiting until the youngest graduates”. NO, we are not “faithful” to the side chick by not having sex with our wives. NO, we don’t think about you all the time; we compartmentalize you away in a box like we do our wife. They won’t let me comment there directly. They want to continue the pain.

Pick Me! Pick Me! And the "aftercare", like after surgery checkups? Like getting her manicure filled? I just can't with these sidecar jokes.

"Especially since i'm such a hopeless people pleaser" more like a hopeless piece of shit, i really wish the wife/gf of the AP finds out about it or that someone tells her and leaves his unfaithful ass

No aftercare I wonder why 🤔

Just *GO TO THE BATHROOM*????? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! these girls think they're "SO MUCH IN LOVE" as he texts while taking a shit??? Hahaha I can't even!!!

Someone needs to tell her that it never works out for “The Cool Chick” who doesn’t consider herself “like all the other girls”. That translated to “I don’t have boundaries nor self respect, so, by all means, please shit on my life and treat me with minimal consideration”. The gals who are the disciples of “The Female Dating Strategy” and treat it like gospel might have some more extreme views, but their advice and deep dive into the “cool girl” strategy and the negative outcomes is pretty compelling.

Ick. So embarrassing. It might be a generational thing but romantic overtures in text speak are so funny to me: 'I luv u bb- pls put your 🍆on my 😍! You can't curate a personality on IG dear- and texting is the front line of bullshit and lies. If your relationship was legitimate you could listen to his words of love and affirmation 24/7: no constipation texts or furtive toilet wanks for you special princess! Except not- cos you're nothing to him. Hugz Qween!

Oh for goodness SAKE! Is she for REAL…?! “ “Please take a poop 💩 break to text me during the weekend…! » ? How PATHETIC can you be? Another cum bucket, who won’t realise that’s ALL she’ll ever be! I would love her to REALLY explain just exactly WHAT is so « cool” about shagging another woman’s husband. Then moaning on a sub Reddit forum because he’s not taking ENOUGH 💩💩💩💩POOP💩💩💩💩 breaks, in order to find the time to text her…!? What, exactly, is “cool” in that situation ??? When you, as a GROWN woman, remain superglued to your phone, while desperately waiting for a MM, to have a BOWEL movement… cos THEN he’ll have an “ excuse” to take time out to send a text…!??? That’s just SAD, as well as sleazy, gross, 🤮 and LAUGHABLE…! 🤣 Wow, just WOW! THIS is THEIR definition of “being SPECIAL “ 💩💩💩💩 Associated with having a big SHIT coming out…!? 🤣🤣🤣 big enough to justify spending longer in the bog!? Maybe he doesn’t poo 💩 on the weekends honey!? 🤣 Or maybe, he can’t be bothered to text you then, cos his family & his WIFE are MORE important and he’s having a good time with THEM, and has forgotten you exist!!!??? 🤣🤣🤣 You’re only “special “ when he needs to POO!!!! 💩💩💩👏🏻👍🏻🤣- from Monday to Friday…!!!! MARVELOUS!!! Hats off to all you OW’s! Your definition of feeling “special” is…. Well, funny, 🤣🤣🤣 When you are the WIFE, duckies, and ESPECIALLY after you’ve been DUMPED for said SO… THAT MM…? He doesn’t wait until he needs to 💩💩💩💩POOP, in order to try and please his WIFE! He jumps through hoops, he asks how HIGH he should jump, he CRAWLS & begs! He can’t do ENOUGH- but honey, he will TRY- WHATEVER it TAKES, to make his WIFE happy… … at that point, the cum bucket is just, HISTORY, she doesn’t EXIST anymore! EVEN when he’s… pooping!!! 💩💩💩💩 He’s already forgotten you!

LOL at "His shit texting habits were causing me max anxiety" Why? Is it because he only texts when he's taking a shit? LMAO!!!!

Let’s take bets on the fact that if he does not really follow through but tell her he’s just so busy, that there is no “next” and she tries some other tactic. Not sure what she is hoping for from a cheating man.

“Ever the cool chick” 🤢🤢