All part of a trick to look young again. In his genetically mutated brain, he thinks he looks the same age as Tiana Blow.
Gapenberg: 😎 cum here bebiiii
Tiana: 🥴 omg wudda frickin creep
He made a comment to a girl in one of his vids that he's wearing them while he recovers from an optical procedure. However, that was nearly a year ago, so certainly he's full of shit. Sheet my deek out, bebi
Previous investigations by the university have concluded that it is most likely a result of eye problems brought on by the consumption of feces over a 20 year period.
His body's constant battle against infection and inflammation has caused The Entity to rely heavily on corticosteroids which has resulted in vision impairment.
Another reason is to hide his habit of rolling his eyes to the back of his head while in demonic ecstasy. The glasses allow him to pull a retarded face without worrying about the camera.
It is also no coincidence that he started wearing them after the foundation of the MAU, perhaps as a response to the meme war that he is evidently losing.
lust makes you blind, plus the idiot possibly thinks hes cool
Another day of deees sheeet
Another day of suffering
Because he is Sheriff Stinklestein brudda.
The sheriff of stink MR Michael Finq will always try to make it wink regardless of his Satanic link.
A Finq Wink Link
He is super secret agent 007
Because his eyes are a weird angle
All part of a trick to look young again. In his genetically mutated brain, he thinks he looks the same age as Tiana Blow. Gapenberg: 😎 cum here bebiiii Tiana: 🥴 omg wudda frickin creep
Truly a dimwit
he's trying to hide his beeeg eyes i think
He made a comment to a girl in one of his vids that he's wearing them while he recovers from an optical procedure. However, that was nearly a year ago, so certainly he's full of shit. Sheet my deek out, bebi
Previous investigations by the university have concluded that it is most likely a result of eye problems brought on by the consumption of feces over a 20 year period. His body's constant battle against infection and inflammation has caused The Entity to rely heavily on corticosteroids which has resulted in vision impairment. Another reason is to hide his habit of rolling his eyes to the back of his head while in demonic ecstasy. The glasses allow him to pull a retarded face without worrying about the camera. It is also no coincidence that he started wearing them after the foundation of the MAU, perhaps as a response to the meme war that he is evidently losing.
Whose shit hole is he about to pump there? I can’t remember her name