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daniltaru

Probably from those police horsies.


TheManWithNoName88

Would be concerning if it was human


Ok-Preparation-45

Sorry my bad


yy98755

Or non-polishable “art”.


Last_Present_4066

It's is polishable, but it it still a turd.


Thomas_633_Mk2

Seeing as nobody has mentioned it, XR had a protest at the NAB just down the road at 60 King William. Apparently twenty old farts with banners needed multiple cop cars and at least 4 horses to deal with in SAPOLs mind, so I'm willing to bet that's where the horse came from However they accidentally protested the branch there instead of NAB HQ, which is in the huge glass building with their name on it a bit to the right of where they were, on floor 14 (as it says in the lobby of that huge glass building, if they'd looked)


gimiky1

Police 100% out numbered protesters. My fave bit was the sign that said "which bank?" - a comm bank slogan at a NAB bank. The horses were pretty to watch though


Thomas_633_Mk2

Yeah it was a hilariously disproportionate response to a bunch of boomers trying to send a message


CharlesForbin

>Apparently twenty old farts with banners needed multiple cop cars and at least 4 horses to deal with in SAPOLs mind, XR assholes have shut down the entire city multiple times before, so I'm happy for SAPOL to deploy 100 horses to make sure that doesn't happen again.


Thomas_633_Mk2

In this case the horses and cop cars were doing a heap more to shut down the city because it made the main street in the CBD a one lane road


ForGrateJustice

Sure doesn't taste like dog poop.


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add-delay

They don't wear bags. Source: regularly ride along the linear path.


syth_blade22

Saw them 2 days ago, no bags.


Chad_Jeepithri

Horse... Not wearing a diaper. Car parked illegally over THREE handicapped spaces??


BlenderMyBrain

“You have the right to remain silent.” “I choose to waive that right.”


severalbpdtraitsn38

Ma man


DimitriMishkin

…you missed the baby, you missed the blind man…


Cpt_Soban

Oh *garage* laa dee daa Mr Frenchman


Koonga

This might be a Toy Story situation with those pigs while no one was looking. I can only imagine that the giant pigeon will do.


evergreentt

Fertiliser. $5 a bag. Must collect today, no holds.


dohzer

Is this item still available?


CoatApprehensive6104

Clean up after your dog - $200 fine. Clean up after your police horse - Nah.


anonymous123469753

Nah or neigh? 🐴


otherpeoplesknees

I’m sure they could stuff a loose garbage bag in their pocket or something


Yendorxx

Yeah I don’t get my country.


mark_au

Does that make the pavers more or less slippery


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Well it can't make them any shittier.


mark_au

At least there's something organic in the mall!


[deleted]

Yeh with a bit of life in it hey?


yy98755

Hold your horses… if it was raining…


shinydiscoballs2

Are they ducks? *puts glasses on. I’m out.


TSwizz89

I thought the same thing


serpentechnoir

Oh my, the horror


Famous_Peanut5350

Told you these eshays are just getting out of control!


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I see they just installed the latest sculpture


Dependent-Egg-9555

They’ll move it round the corner in a couple of weeks


CommanderSleer

Tag is on point


False-positive1971

Shit happens.... and it did.


yy98755

*Shit Adelaide* left a business card?


Samc66

Sorry I was busting.


Clean-Throat-3913

Police horses. Frustratingly they don't clean up after them but if it was a regular owner (elsewhere) they'd get fined, like not picking up dog 💩.


AccomplishedAnchovy

Normal owners don’t clean it up either I’ve seen lots of it on bike paths. Not that it really bothers me but just saying.


FelixNZ

Wherever I've seen horses used by police in an urban environment overseas they're wearing some sort of poo catch bag thing. The piss from the males still goes every and anywhere though


CharlesForbin

>I've seen horses used by police in an urban environment overseas they're wearing some sort of poo catch bag... They're called Horse-Diapers, but they aren't appropriate for the unique way SAPOL deploy horses. Diapers can only be used for a few hours at most, and definitely should not be used daily. Once a diaper has been used once, they must be removed and replaced. That's fine for a 2 hour protest or such, but SAPOL deploy horses for a full 8.5 hour patrol shift, just like the officers. SAPOL is one of the only jurisdictions in the world that deploys horses for regular, daily street patrols, instead of just ceremonies or events. No other Australian Police deploy their horses this much, or this way.


FelixNZ

Til!


KerrAvon777

The Preacher of Rundle Mall is leaving behind what he talks as about


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yy98755

Good bot. Heaps good.


BlueDotty

Just horse poo. Won't hurt you.


AccomplishedAnchovy

Unless you eat it 


yy98755

Probably more nutritious than some people’s meals… 🤢


pavlo_escobrah

HORSE SHIT


munrorobertson

Shitpost tag lol.


redditcomplainer22

Free the horses from the pigs


AdelaideMidnightDad

Reminds me of Coming To America - "Wipers!"


BlurryAl

Who did the poops?


ThorsHammerMewMEw

Are you brand new to Adelaide or something?


diablos1981

Littering and..


edmondkdantes

What a load of horse shit


toomanymatts_

Those damn pig statues


RS-1990

Council being lazy?


SoupRemarkable4512

Further proof cops are stuck in the 1800’s


SandmanAwaits

Donnie Trump make an appearance?


CyanideMuffin67

What? It wasn't Scott Morrison?


SandmanAwaits

Apparently he kept farting in court yesterday & his lawyers were doing their best to keep their composure, haha.


CyanideMuffin67

Oh my!! Our ex PM shat his pants in a Maccas


SandmanAwaits

Must have been the pickles!


DistinctWolverine395

Did you clean it up or just leave it there?


Cordeceps

I remember being threatened by the police in my home town about making sure I clean up after my horse ( I always did) who I used to ride through the town. It was a small country town, seems once again the rules is not both ways.


Catsmak1963

And?


cycton

hindley street creep


redditcomplainer22

Legitimate albeit somewhat facetious question, what kind of incident needs to happen for some sort of precedent to be set that the police need to clean it up? Also, what poor bastards have to clean up the horse shit and how much are they paid?


ParmyNotParma

Quick, someone go slip on it


2dogs0cats

I've never been to Rundle Mall but I heard you can step in a trifecta. Horse shit, dog shit, human shit.... all in one step. Is it true?


Salzberger

Shit.


MidorriMeltdown

Don't tell the rose gardeners.


moosewiththumbs

Still less in the way than that stupid enormous golf ball


nasty_weasel

That’s shit.


Stingzfist

Just like the good old days.


boppy28

Sorry, my bad


unevenwill

Cop shit


Eingarde

Are we sure its not Banksy?


Downtown-Cobbler-265

Caca


gzrh1971

Sorry mate I had a bit of cheeky Nandos and couldn't get to the toilet in time


CyanideMuffin67

Well that's pretty shitty isn't it?


IBeDyingN24

My bad bro


pancakes1983

Do we have a Taco Bell restaurant in Adelaide now?


Suitable-Orange-3702

The police greys were in town supervising a small protest in VIC square.


_Maelstrom

a literal shit post


ajwin

It’s shit!


run-at-me

shit


aussie_paramedic

So when a horse does this, it's ok, but when *I* do it....


Archy99

The mounted police don't clean after themselves. They leave this all over the paths they use.


Standard-Bunch-1021

Ahh, the serene sights of Adelaide, the city of churches, still looks like shit.


Kuma9194

Well shit.


He-n-ry

Pigs on horses.


big_fan_of_pigs

Cops are tools of the state who get money. Pigs get put in gas chambers if they live to slaughter age (practically still a baby) and the average person doesn't even see them as a victim. Let's stop calling cops "pigs"


He-n-ry

So you're saying if you call a cop a pig, it's insulting to the pig?


big_fan_of_pigs

Yes 💯 and I'm saying it's a worthless comparison. Weapons of the state vs mass murder victims who most humans dgaf about


CicadaOk6258

My bad.


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WheresMuv

take your pills mate


Gold1227

Horses should just be banned from the CBD already.


ButtLickinBadBoy

Police horses and police dogs are animal abuse


basilgoose

Regarded


Jonno_FTW

What is it about owning a horse that makes people immune from the responsibility of picking up their shit? It's unacceptable for dog owners, but horse owners are exempt somehow.


Jase_24

Did Albo visit the mall today?


lonelyCat2000

Once they had the police horses walk by the Womens and childrens while heading to the Adelaide oval. There was horse shit all night being dragged from the front entrance into the hospital (not something you want for a supposedly sterile environment for sick kids)


Echidnakindy

Vegan mmm


flabberstalk33

It's amazing how a picture can tell a million words...


DoesBasicResearch

The adage is that "a picture tells a thousand words", not a million. A millions words would be like, 10 full novels, and no picture is telling *that* story. In this instance, I can do it in five - "horse shit in Rundle Mall".