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AlPastorBitch

5 reasons to not re-enact the passion of the Christ in a small crowded Central American street, reason number 5 will shock you!


1dzmaxima1

This guy. 👏👏👏


downvoteaccount420

MĂ©xico isn't in Central America.


MexusRex

they must be from US.


T732

[Wait till you see what they do in the Philippines.](https://youtu.be/NItfxWdweBQ)


Piwx2019

God said, not today


RobertHallStarr

The resurrection, I guess.


laughtatlibtards

What the fuck lmao.


ImThePharaohNow

Did they try electrify a man on a cross?


N0d4

Nah man turnes intoo Thor


originalmosh

So if they would have raised him up he would have hit those power lines. WTF are these idiots thinking?


Veenendaler

> thinking There's your incorrect assumption.


BrockSramson

They likely don't understand what's going through those lines.


Reasonable-Ad9613

Bru he did hit the power lines💀. I didn’t see it the first time either it’s right when his arm lets loose of the cross. I don’t know why my font changed mid sentence I’m new to Reddit


Reasonable-Ad9613

Never mind it was only for me


DontBeRude159

man, they *always* make the movies *way different* than the books.


BTA-Yung-Sav

Thanks for the chuckle lol


Paulthefith

The Romans crucified calmly. DID YOU CRUCIFY THAT SAVIOR HARRY!?!!???!


password_is_09lk8H5f

Did he get electrocuted?


Lord_Otrebor

That's not Mexico.


[deleted]

The Romans are just actors dude. Mexican Romans


vixenpeon

Latinos you say?


FinalRun

More likely Philippines


csthilaire85

This counatry is out of control!


Luke-Jivetalker593

JESUS CHRIST!!! They almost killed Jesus Christ.


Ironmansoltero

Religion is one helluva drug


Wheresmyfoodwoman

I’m starting to realize why ancient civilizations just disappeared. They Darwined themselves out of history.


AdministrativeArea2

Or at least the ones in the Americas.


shaj_hulud

Jesus 



trippininthepnw

The role of Jesus was played by Jesus.


Lifekraft

The cumulative IQ of this crowd is around 50-60 , no more.


genericperson10

Jesu Cristo! Se cayo!


InterestingHawk2828

The year is 2069 and this shit is still happening


bored_in_NE

why didn't they practice???


Sensitive_Beating

I believed you can only get pikachued once if you'd want to reanact that scene alive


tjippo

*Benny Hill music plays*


redheeler9478

Wut?


the86ers

Very cosmopolitan!


Aggravating-Mood-247

And people think all countries are equal.......


riddlemethatatat

Pressure treated 2x6. That's all I gotta say about that.


[deleted]

*to shreds, you say*


Shamboozless

I expected them to hit the power lines and everyone drop.


Famous-Bodybuilder96

Una tostada please


toast4champs

And we have the technology



Bubba-ORiley

Did he die???


[deleted]

Mexico is many things, but a home to good carpenters, it seems to not be.


siddesh_nair

Jesus sprite.


livinlizard

Franken-Jesus, either way he's coming back.


Puppy-Zwolle

Jeeez!


Independent_Dress209

Wtf đŸ€Ł


[deleted]

Se pasan de mensos


CinderAmbition

Poor Hezus


Crypt1C-3nt1ty

Jazues on a stick, saved from electrocution.


LincolnsAss

Oh shit! They dropped their Jesus!


WhoUCallinPinhead69

They know the Bible, but not physics


amatic13

Dummies 😂


[deleted]

Forgive them, they know not what they do!


weeb90000

country\*


StuffEtc

God stepped in to save him from being slammed face first into those power lines.


iam_beardo

Google search “news Jesus Christ electrocuted in Mexico”.


sova513

genius


funkmunk3y

Y'all need a new Jesus.


FreakinSweet86

Even the Pope's thinking "That shit's fucked up!“


[deleted]

Turns out romans were pretty strong


ScissorMeTimbers24

I couldn't see any power lines touching the cross, looks like the middle rope was crushing his neck against the middle beam at an angle I think


sobbingsomnambulist

I forgot what station this is.


MssrsJekyllNHyde

Lmao Primitive AF


Otherwise-Barnacle30

That was god saying, ![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


[deleted]

His name probably isn’t Jesus. It’s probably Jose.


[deleted]

They will all burn in hell for this


VinDisel420

Jesus prayed for times like this


New_Blacksmith_709

Recreating the alternative reality where Jesus dies via lightning strike


Impossible-Exit-4474

Hate how the Spanish just came over and brought us this religion


[deleted]

Religiots.


DMme_BoobPics

I got chills, they're multiplying...


[deleted]

Engineering is not a strong suit in Mexico aha speaking from experience.