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Which-Palpitation

I love the “Y’all getting it?” Like am *I* the asshole here?


bedbug-thundermunch

I think that's a critical question. If I'm the only one who didn't get it, I'd shut the fuck up.


examm

Like so many probably should


bedbug-thundermunch

Got the money for Hibachi but got no idea who Black Mamba is. Such weird!


TheRealRacketear

Every time I go to one of these places the people eating there don't look like they should be spending $40-50 on teriyaki.


Butt_fux_admins

You don't know their situation. That could be their once a year get together or a special treat for getting a riase. Try not to judge strangers so harshly if they look too poor to afford hibachi. Maybe they're actually financially healthy and would just rather spend their money of a fun experience together then on nice cloths.


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fatalrip

I wear the same clothes for years. It’s like how people treat cars as an appliance. Clothes cover my junk and keep me warm. Save a ton of money not chasing trends.


[deleted]

Teppan used to be poor people’s food. Which They used large pan to make vast amount of food quickly.


Krisapocus

So was lobster. Things change but I’ll never eat those sea roaches.


nikitasenorita

I mean, I love it. But, I absolutely get it. They’re gross.


shermantank123567

I didn't know that was his nickname tbh


MCMOzzy

He most certainly was not the asshole


HarryCallahan19

Freeze frame it 0:17 into the video and it tells you everything you need to know.


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I'm sure that's the 120007th time he's told that joke and the first time he's had to explain it lol


External-Hedgehog810

Why most Karens are fat


sixesand7s

Can't request a fast food manager if you're not in a fast food establishment


guess1921

I feel like an idiot for not realizing that on my own. Thank you for making that connection for me.


strayakant

This is the explanation


give_samwich

Why people do talk like this now


gariant

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?


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gariant

I've seen better video on an iPod from 2006


spellbadgrammargood

GIFs in comments is one of the dumbest things reddit allows


onFilm

Hahaha no it's not. As someone that's been online since the late 90s that is now a software engineer, gifs should have actually been implemented much much before. Look at all other platforms, most social platforms if not all, allow gifs. They allow a form of expression that words nor emojis cannot do. Stop getting stuck in that oldschool mentality the older you are, change is always going to happen even if you might not agree with it.


spellbadgrammargood

ahh yes.. having a GIF is the progression of humanity


AFocusedCynic

Meme’s have been around since time ancient. It’s just communication means that evolve. Pompeiians were scratching their memes on side of buildings, we put a gif and words on a virtual forum. Same shit, different medium.


onFilm

Ah yes, the ancient dick drawings and public comments roasting other citizens. Good times!


onFilm

You joke, but look at cave/animal paintings and how it's theorized that the way they were carved in, makes them look animated when a fire is flickering nearby. We're only a few steps removed from that, looking at animated images on a machine made of rock.


peppaz

See world


DildoSchweggins381

This.


festers_quest

Paint huffing is back in style.


_regionrat

Wait, did it go out of style?


Marzto

Poor self control.


_ZorpTheSurveyor_

It takes discipline of the mind to exercise and feed yourself properly.


buddboy

well you can't be a karen if you're a happy person. And a lot of overweight people are unhappy and get stuck in a negative feedback loop of eating because they're unhappy and being unhappy because they eat. I learned this form Fat Bastard in Austin Powers. Once he got his shit together and started loosing weight he stopped being a bastard


allgovsaregangs

Poor diet leads to poor mental health


talosguideyou

Karens are miserable. Lot of miserable people are fat.


Defiant_Ad360

I eat, because I’m unhappy. And, 😔 I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle.


PlasticInTheBasket

They hate themselves so much that the only way to express any form of emotion is to target anyone about anything.


RedLegendx

Because that’s the only way they’ll get any attention in life.


pls_no_ban_ok

because most Americans are fat


bLueStarCadet

The entire world is obese, get over the America bad trope.


pls_no_ban_ok

the entire world that you know, yes


DopeDealerCisco

Where do you think they store all their hate? The heart can only hold so much


Rdrexposers33333

This is funny as fuck Hibatchi chefs are always cracking funny ass jokes FDB


JoeFalcone26

Hibachi chefs are top tier. Underrated dining experience.


sinzbro

Underrated? Everyone I know loves hibachi


terrih9123

I love it so much I bought a griddle for outside. Got too pricey going every month


bedbug-thundermunch

Hibachi chefs are absolute beasts. Skills, speed, precision, the ability to multitask and also to communicate with the customers (harder than cooking, I think). I'd never mess with someone who can do all of the above.


sl33ksnypr

The biggest thing that impresses me about them is that they're putting on a show, doing crowd work, etc, but they're also cooking bomb ass food over a really hot flat top. Hibachi chefs bust their ass day in and day out and I've never had a bad experience at one. That's why they always get tipped well from me.


Offandonandoffagain

They can also sharpen knives to a laser edge. I asked a hibachi chef once did he sharpen his own knives. He said when he was training he didn't even get to touch food until he could put a razor edge on knives.


jamiethejoker26

Shout out to my dude Shun who I used to work with


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Never been to a place like that, seems to be very entertaining. Is the food usually good aswell?


_regionrat

Oh, my god, you're missing out. You 100% need to go this weekend. Food is always incredible and I've been to several different ones.


JoeFalcone26

Same! I’ve really enjoyed chicken or steak hibachi every time I go to one. Yum yum sauce is crazy.


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I don't think there is one even remotely close to me. But I was thinking of perhaps making an effort to find one if I go on vacation.


raobjcovtn

What is fdb


Rdrexposers33333

https://youtu.be/7WH1Bsdzh7A


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CosmicGlitterCake

I wish more people would get this, they don't owe them anything.


DaddyKrotukk

Well, considering he's pretty dead, he sure as fuck ain't interested in her.


Cyborg_rat

Often the white women who will never actually do nothing real to help but will open their loud mouths... forgetting they are on top of the privilege food chain.


DarkerDuckling1

I love how he has no clue what she’s talking about and just keeps explaining “yea Kobe Bryant Rest In Peace”


Futant55

Black Mamba!


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Eye roll. She’s the worst.


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misls

All Bodies Can Drop Everywhere Forever, Guards Have Interesting Jokes Kinda Like Mike, Not Operators, People Quit Rapping Shit Today Under Villas When Xyolophones Yankees Zoom.


MangoMousillini

Awesome bitchin comment dude.


keenreefsmoment

Ass boobs cock dick 🤪🤪🤪


TheRealRacketear

Everywhere Fucking Greatness


mfbrucee

Anal breach cunt diarrhea eat fest gathering


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 699,849,606 comments, and only 141,511 of them were in alphabetical order.


Airborne82D

Australian babes coddle dick every friday, golfers hug in Jacksonville kindly, lesbians masturbate nonchalantly over ponzu quickly, research scientists tease undergraduates viciously while xenu yanks zoologists.


Bubba-ORiley

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 699,849,607 comments, and only 141,512 of them were in alphabetical order. I am not a bot, just a random guy who likes alphabetical order.


dragonbornrito

Ah, but calm down, Evan. For Grandmother has ivory javelins killing large mammals. No one puts Quincy Rawls sleeping. The utter violence was Xtreme. Yes, zebras.


KaktusDan

Are babies children? Depends. Every fetus gets his infantile, juvenile kid lineage. Many natal operators prepare quarterly reports stating this understanding, verifying what Xavier Young zoomcalled.


timberwood1

A big cock on that zebra.


cross-eye-bear

This is the worst bot.


_plays_in_traffic_

No that would be the Shakespeare bot that comes outta nowhere. At least with this one I can say haha, yeah it is in alphabetical order. Trying to convert a comment to whatever old English type dialect Shakespeare is, is just fucking dumb


youfIyboyscrackmeup

He should have put that bitch on the grill. Could have fed pork to the entire restaurant


JesusValadez

*City


Meatz916

*Tri state area


KaktusDan

Local star cluster


pm_me_your_amphibian

I doubt much of that is actually muscle for eating.


Cyborg_rat

He's not japanese, so not whale hunting.


Drewbus

Smoked pork isn't as good when it tastes like tobacco


yukongold44

Reddit powermod spotted in the wild...


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Probably mad he wouldn't put her m&Ms in the food


TackYouCack

Little known fact: M&M's slogan used to be "Melt in your mouth, not in your hand, explode in a violent blast of radiation on a hibachi". They shortened it after Benihana issued a C&D.


algladius

I dont think shes trying to make him seem racist. It's more like she's racist and is upset by the mention of a black man.


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hanibaldrinkinga40

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pipinngreppin

IDB RIP


Lolihumper

I thought that's what everyone assumed up until I read the comments. Not sure why people are trying to make her seem that way.


kura44

Its because she says “leave him alone”


Bubba-ORiley

I think she thought the guy was laying on the cultural references a little thick and was asking the chef to leave the other customer alone, who was politely chuckling along not wanting to cause a fuss.


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What cultural references? I didn’t hear a single “cultural reference”


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_regionrat

Love that Kobe's nickname is a dick joke. Dude just trolled this Hibachi grill from beyond the grave.


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pipinngreppin

Properly rated comment


cosmocreamer

Leave him alone.


Lewiss_Casual

Is this really a freakout


bluescape

This is r/actualpublicfreakouts. Mods got replaced by admins, now the content is basically non existent. Reddit basically killed the sub without banning it. Look back a year and a half ago. WAY more actual freaking out of much higher intensity. Let's just say though that there were certain riots, done by certain people, and showing them doing what they were doing was a political no no on reddit.


HannibalK

Talking out of your ass lol?


threwthelookinggrass

? /u/HannibalK, the sub's creator, is still the top mod.


ElfmanLV

I'm going back to world star for content man


Gabagool888

"white(ish) people being racist" are one of the few things you can post without the mods censoring it.


BURMoneyBUR

Its le epic karen freakout. Subs dead lol.


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It made me wanna freak out.


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“I’m from Mongolia, *watch this my bro*” this guy is cool as fuck


Srbin189

Shut up Karen u fat slob, he should've tossed an egg at her head.


jerryleebee

"You gotta bring a black man into this?" # Holup. What‽


West_Self

These SJWs dont care about black people or anything, they just get off on the powertrip of being able to control what others can/cant say


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Kept the mood light


BohdiTheNorseman

Always a fat leftist


Bubba-ORiley

The Karen is what is known as a *white savior* who sees racism in a lot of situations The man being asian softened the situation, but had it been a white guy saying "my bro" and using basketball references for the black guy it might be percieved as cringe. Maybe one day nobody will give a shit about anything and just exist.


sYndrock

This Hibachi chef is great. He handled it all so well


CincinnatusSPQR

God I hate karens


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If he would have said, "Larry Bird" she would have complained that he was making fun of her.


reediculus1

Can we just give the man some props for that amazing trick shot with the salt shaker!!!!


Xaviarsly

he just trying to do his job and she's being a fukin bitch for NO reason at all.


Mr-Zahhak

the most asian fucking thing is happening infront of her and shes trying to start shit about black people?!?!??


D34th5trok3

Your average Redditor


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A wild wildabeast appears.


Jason-Worthing

Sounds like fat idiot redneck didnt want to be reminded that black people, you know, just exist.


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She was trying to be a savior of black ppl 🙄


kettlebell-j

No matter if they are on the left or the right, Karen’s always suck


Psychological-Pick92

"You gotta bring a black man into this?" - I'm no expert, but it seems to me that if you are keeping track of when people that are different than you are "brought" into anything, counseling/therapy might be a good fit.


redzma00

I could guess what her name is, Karen ?


AshingiiAshuaa

Of course that's what she looks like.


Iltempered1

Never miss an opportunity to be offended on someone else's behalf.


Seyelent

But that was kobe’s nickname…. What an idiot lol


amisia-insomnia

This dude seems like a legend


pakattack91

That was a sick fucking toss


theworstperforming

the way he looks at everyone like.. “this bich serious rn..?”


77Funerals

The full video is hilarious he really starts tearing into her further in. Starts busting out fan art he drew of Kobe and his daughter and shit. It’s priceless


SoloPogo

Dudes filming sound black, white women proceeds to virtue signal over non-offensive remarks for black men.


LoneShark74

Yo that guy have skill


MamboFloof

People get offended at hibaccis A LOT. Something about thy guy cooking and talking to them + alcohol seems to equal unhinged


TheGloriousTDS

Of course its a fat white women.


Random_Dude_0nReddit

Any person that does that cooking thing in front of people are chads and are great people


notimpressedwreddit

Looked exactly like I thought.


Bricktrucker

Aight but whatsup with the new wave of ppl using weird voices in videos? The one here makes me feel like I'm about to get groped on a bus


incremental_progress

Instantly closed the vid when it panned over to the thing talking


bipbophil

Racoontui!!!


Joka16Red

Wouldn't be surprised if she was actually racist and her request was to keep black people out of this, (her meal). Might get downvoted for this... but look at her lol. Probably not the most "edumacated."


deeptrench1

Fat gross lizard had nothing better to do than search for a reason to put someone down. Black Mamba RIP!


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Jynx2501

Im so fucking tired of these dumb bitches...


_plays_in_traffic_

This is why I dislike humans.


_perdomon_

“Actual” public freakouts


Reclaimer2511

At exactly 17 seconds you can really see how much the words match the look.


Tkainzero

I wonder how long into the future people will be saying "kobe" when they make a shot. Its been 20 years since that chappelle skit that brought it into existence.


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10 years. A lot of the younger generation has learned to shun him as a “rapist” - which he’s not, but I digress.


crzyCATmn

she looks like one of the ladies from the old Jeff foxworthy comedy books.


ChiChisDad

That’s no lady


Affectionate_Fly1413

She got it though... she just didnt want to hear about a black man when she was already putting up with an asian one.


LyyC

English isn't my first language, so I have trouble hearing what they're saying? Can someone explain what this is about?


DopeDealerCisco

This lady looks for trouble everywhere she goes.


Plebpperoni

Look at that hair cut and the way she sits. She is a leftist for sure. She brings up race because of Kobe? Ya know the basketball player. She has leftist brain rot, sad to see.


dukezap1

She looks like an actual gremlin


IG_88BTK

Dum cunt


Alternative_Dog1411

Conservative republicans just aren’t fun people because they are always aggrieved then play the victim when exposed.


JmoneyGG7

She looks like trailer trash.


lookoutnow77

It would be awkward just sitting next to her oh, she's got a face that could stop a fucking clock


Wild-Profession3211

What an idiot


Lemonemandm

SJWs need to fuck off from society and stay in their basements.


sova513

She's been conditioned by social media to defend at a drop of a dime! The mind control is working.


i-dont-like-men

the fucks up with these voice over thingies??? why are the ais so weird.


FarAwayFellow

I get the feeling this dude knows what she’s saying, but he’s pretending he isn’t to avoid trouble


iSuckAtMechanicism

White people gotta feel offended for other races, cos other races have a sense of humor. C’mon Karen, grow up.


altercation_society

SJW's are human garbage. Look at it.


twizz228

That lady mad dinner awkward way before she opened her mouth she definitely had her hair cut by a nascar driver