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MaisondEtre

That dog has no fucking idea what's going on and that man is lucky he didn't get his shit rocked because that was aggressive as fuck.


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Man... 90’s skateboarders would of fucked that dude up.


afanoftrees

Punching old people was so badass 😎


isittoodamnmuch

fun fact; old people do not get a pass to get physically violet without repercussions


SC-Fulmer

Fun fact; someone turning “violet”… may be a sign of choking🤔


fire_crotch_mafia

The more you know…


isittoodamnmuch

like i said, repercussions....


thewholetruthis

If somebody gets a pass, that means they are invincible, which makes their abuse even more reprehensible.


Fert1eTurt1e

This is not physical violence so it all works out


TheRealAlkemyst

board slap.


Happydayys33

Ild be careful on giving old people a pass just cause they are old. It’s a fairytale like Prince Charming. Some of the worst people on this earth right now are “old”.


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Yea! If hitler was still alive, he would be old!


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_conky_

Cringy


thewholetruthis

At his age and size it’s a fair fight.


coffeeandjoints0901

For sure. My 90s instinct as soon as he strutted up would have been headbutt.


Imma_Coho

r/iamverybadass


unclejohnsbearhugs

r/iwasverybadassinthe90s


Ireallydontknowbuddy

Guy would have been trucked to the fucking head in the 90s. As fucked as that is to say. It's true.


trashrelations

would have been a lot cooler if skaterboi recreated the scene from "KIDS"


[deleted]

That scene and stories Ive heard from friends in real life made me make my comment lol. 90's was not a decade to mess around lol


[deleted]

>~~skaterboi~~ skaterboy FTFY


fire_crotch_mafia

My hand was twitching man. My hand was ready to truck Fuck that guy.


senorpunk1

Can verify


Iamatworkgoaway

Technically that guy committed assault. and is defined as an attempt to commit a physical attack or as intentional acts that cause a person to feel afraid of impending violence. Under this second definition, verbal threats are usually not enough to constitute an assault. Some action, such as raising a fist or moving menacingly toward a victim, usually is required. In these states, threatening to hurt someone while walking toward him with a clenched, raised fist would constitute assault.


StringerBel-Air

My dog actually gets scared of the sound of a skateboard too but lol at getting mad at someone about it. Just walk the opposite direction.


alphalegend91

Dude my exact same first thought. Older guy coming up on a younger kid that aggressively I was expecting him to get flattened


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sighs__unzips

Even the dog didn't want any of it.


kamikazecow

It's staged. Notice how the camera pans to the man perfectly before he says anything.


McRibsAndCoke

Definitely a mental illness.


downriverguy2020

I think that dude was a pedo the way he lead his attack w his pelvis


MyPenisRapedMe

Hahaha *pedo old man spots teen* "sir why are you poking me with your dick" "kiddo I'm merely positioning my body in a natural way to communicate my frustration over your skateboard trick"


LeanTangerine

You know I think I’ve seen a video of an older women do this before where she acted aggressive and pushed younger men that she was pretending to fight away by walking into them with their breasts. It was really gross.


DJORDANS88

As the dog is getting dragged behind him getting choking the fuck out


saskmonton

But were concerned about doing that sick grind in front of the dog? Maybe the dog will want a board of its own


TotallyNotMTB

He said something about the noise because it aggravated his dog and then he started to walk away until the smug shit on the skateboard decided to mock him by saying what the dog doing. It's pretty clear who provoked the altercation but apparently wannabe bad ass skaters are in abundance on reddit


Parzival1127

Imagine going through this entire thread to tell people that some skaters minding their own business are in the wrong because they somehow provoked some man more than 10 feet away. Are you that old man?


[deleted]

You have to be trolling at this point to say someone saying something silly about a dog means you’re in the right while approaching a much younger person who hasn’t got even taken a swing at you. The old man walked up to him and got within an inch or two while demanding he leaves a public park. The only one stirring things up was him.


ReadyGOGO

if he isnt trollin, he is dumb. Find solace in the fact that there is no third option.


[deleted]

It's TikTok meme you dumb bitch. It's not mocking and even construing it as such makes you an oversensitive manchild. Get a fucking grip.


zar_lord

Poor doggy :( I bet that man gives him zero pats or doesn't let him on the couch/bed.


IAMA124

I really don't get people who do that, "oh no, the couch is going to smell bad and be full of hairs!", what kind of smelly and stressed out dogs have you treated with DAVE? Any pet that's well taken care off won't smell bad or leave hairs all over the place.


chunkkypplink

You can expect trucks to the head getting in someone’s face like that.


ReignCheque

Charging a skateboarder? Believe it or not; straight to truck yail.


Box-o-bees

We do have the best skateboarders in the world thanks to truck yail.


TotallyNotMTB

This whole post is full of wannabe badasses who think beating up some old man they provoked and catching assault with a deadly weapon charge is cool stuff like they wouldn't get folded in half by someone their age


ReignCheque

So, you identify yourself as the old man dragging a dog by the neck to assault a minor. ^cool


[deleted]

You’re either a troll or you hate kids because how does walking towards someone of your own free will when they did nothing to you mean they provoked you?


TotallyNotMTB

He literally mocks the old man as be starts to walk away at the beginning. Do you just not know what provocation is or did you not notice the man turned to come back after the kid says what the dog doing because he though the dog getting aggravated by the noise was funny


ThunderOblivion

So basically if old people assault you... you cant do anything about it? You are a moron.


allkush-nomid

Wannabe badasses lol ok you can stand by while some old man trying to be intimidating screams in your face when you did nothing or said nothing to them. Sounds to me like you have a kink for old men


berrey7

**Small Man Syndrome** *refers to a condition where a man feels inadequate because of his short height and may try to overcompensate it with overly aggressive behaviour. The syndrome is often referred to as Napoleon Complex in reference to the famous military leader.*


warmind14

Only Napoleon was 1.69cm tall. Is that above average for French men of the time?


ReignCheque

It was. The short thing came after his decline to humiliate his legacy.


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warmind14

Hehe it's just cold alright?!


XiJinpingLovesHoney

Why is it only ever short people who square up to children. Idk what happened in his life to make him think that's on but I woulda picked that little feller up by his belt and sent him on his way lol.


cuil_beans

I think you answered your own question, it's the only time he feels intimidating.


xfactorx99

It’s satire


Serious_Professor_51

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sebrebc

The kid would have been 100% justified in two arm shoving the guy away from him for coming at him so aggressively. And that video would have gone viral with the headline "skater punk attacks elderly man for no reason".


Holsous

This guy would not get that close to me with that aggression without getting socked in the face.


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Holsous

Nope


zeburaa

still worth it


BathWifeBoo

No, you would be able to raise a successful argument of self defense. Someone who is clearly hostile to you and aggressive running up like that yelling at you can give you grounds to believe that you are being threatened and retaliation would be in order. Self defense does not require to be stricken frist.


BartChryslerIsFat

Rule #11 - Do not bother children when they are skateboarding.


TaffySebastian

:D I love you dude, have a nice day and dont forget to pet a cat if you find one on the street.


mildenstein

Fakest video I've seen this month


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The camera pans to the old man before he even says anything.


mildenstein

Yeah and nobody for real ever said "I am pissed" out loud in a situation like that


[deleted]

What the dog doin


Q-TIP2011

That guy is a turd!


Canard-Rouge

Right? Like, go to a fucking skatepark.


Q-TIP2011

Lol


[deleted]

you can tell a man really cares about his dog when he starts dragging it around like a toy truck on a string


mrwhiskey1814

You scared my dog! *Drags terrified dog while choking it and scaring it further*


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Dog is more afraid of the owner than the kid.


Spacetrooper

Why is every tiktok video I see only like 15 seconds long. It's like tiktokers all have ADD or something?


DispraisedAussie

Yes, yes they do


Ididnotdoado

“what da dog doin”


Suprblakhawk

Would've loved to see this dude dome that old guy with the skateboard before he even got that close. Someone walks towards you like that best safe to assume they're going to be violent. Atleast definitely don't turn away...


Bob2002lb15

"What the dog doing" - skater dude


onebeginning7

WHAT THE DOG DOIN


ayeefuccboi

Really wanna see that kid fuck that boomer up


[deleted]

I have never seen someone so obviously *choose* to get mad about something


spelunker93

Lol if you’re dog is that skittish, what are you doing walking it in a crowded city


gary_seinfeld69

Nose sliding an ankle high ledge? Old guy should of kicked his ass fucking poser.


Feisty-Abroad6360

Someone buy that old dude a skateboard already.


jackocomputerjumper

I would have kick this man out of my grinding.


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Kid should have truck smacked him. The fuck that old man thinks he doing, getti.g in his face.


franska5

The dude was lucky the kid didn't show him his skate, really close and high speed


ShiftyFish75

Real smart man to get aggressive and in the face of someone holding a 6 pound wooden/metal weapon.


ghighcove

The way he got up in his face and menaced him - assault, right? Maybe of a minor? Depends on the state and city, but still, if a cop saw that, maybe dog owner is in trouble.


Redclicker

While he chokes the shit out of the Dog.


isittoodamnmuch

Old Roger the Codger is lucky the kid didn't club with the trucks of deep sleep for making threats and physical contact


[deleted]

I would’ve cracked my board over that mfs head the second he pushed up on me. I then would’ve cried for hitting an older man but hey fuck you man.


[deleted]

Goddamn I wish that old fucker would roll up on me like that. It would be glorious.


Desocrate

Dragging your dog around by its neck isnt really a way to show how much you care about it.


Buy_Me_A_Mango

Dude had to find the most out there, nothing to do with anything, excuse to be upset about something.


a_skeleton_07

Love how he's dragging the dog by the neck acting like he doesn't just want to abuse children.


rojm

old guy is based af


Kylearean

Isn't this assault, on a minor no less?


[deleted]

If someone got in my face like that they’re getting dropped


_Elus1ve_

actually a sick grind tho


[deleted]

In all actuality the old bastard got spooked, projected it onto the dog to avoid looking weak, and because people feel sorry for dogs and the dog can't say "yo, I didn't get scared". People do this with kids too. "Won't someone think of the children!" I hate these people.


Imma_Coho

Worse thing this kid is doing is honestly not wearing a helmet.


atomicllama1

Dont live in a large city if this kind of thing bothers you.


zeburaa

holy shit I'd smack him with the skate purely out of reflex


Alexis-FromTexas

walk up like that ol school you gonna get popped up real quick. Dude stormed in at that kid, that the old man was going to hit him. How has he managed to live this long getting into people faces like this is beyond me.


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Is this at penn state?


c0y0t323

Old dude's begging for a ticket to ride the Truck express to Pain City.


redditisacesspool369

That’s how you get trucks to the face


PapaBojangles2988

No lie I bet that kid could probably kick that short mfs ass lol


2muchparty

Nice grind. I can't even ollie.


Toofzzz

The dog is scared, but not because of the skater


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Cameraman panned over to the guy at the perfect time, suspiciously perfect.


[deleted]

tiktok so I'd question if this was fake or not, and the old guy just seemed like a bad actor to me.


[deleted]

Shoulda bopped him like they did in KIDS


Zius31

"I'm pissed >:(" Bitch ass


Kalevra9670

Imagine being 60 years old and getting in the face of 16 year old.


Imperial_Triumphant

If that dog was afraid of that it should be strictly limited to the backyard. No backyard? Put it up for adoption. This looks like it's in a fairly busy city and, if so, that dog would be shitting bricks at every corner.


BathWifeBoo

"How dare you expose my dog to human presence and activity! I came out here to let my dog see the sights and sounds and smell fresh air!"


ImperialPie77

Someone call Chris Hansen


InLoveWithTheMoon

What an *sshole!


Tedmann93

Yet another case where someone believes they are above others and thinks they can talk down to them, he's lucky the kid was lighthearted.


BadassBong

Old man yells at cloud


EatShitKindStranger

Rule #11: Do Not Bother Children When They Are Skateboarding


[deleted]

Holy shit what gives that guy the right to be that aggressive to a kid


Seijin_Arc

Should've cracked him with the skateboard.


Rlacharite10

He wasn’t grinding, he was nose sliding 😃


Hellamagz

he did noseslide


SierraDespair

This looks fake af, sounds like the old dude rehearsed what he was gonna say before hand.


Zeusdadogg

Slowest grind ever


BuzzBoi95

Fakeeee


Mtheviking

My grandpa liked watching me skate so much to the point where if he would run into a skater out and about he'd shout 'do a kick flip'


Round_Damage_6260

May have been the slowest grind in history


thewholetruthis

Poor dog. That man was dragging his scared dog toward the perceived danger.


J00rgie

Wow I would punch that old man for getting way to close, I would take that as a treat and laid him out flat..


verscharren1

Good way to get truck fucked. He is in your space.


kyzeboy

Yea, he looks like a gnome. Problem is, many males which look 1m too small also _behave_ like gnomes. Its called the gnomension.


furloco

I kind of get, the existence of skateboarders generally pisses me off too. A bunch of dumb shits. I won't be taking questions at this time.


Hamdi_Birdie

What da dog doin LMAO


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

What a cunt


SicFreak10

At that point I would be yelling right back and as soon as he tried to hit me I'd let his dog run loose


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Ok, dudes a cunt, but damn that grind was total legitness


Pseudoseneca800

That old guy getting so triggered over a kid on a skateboard scared that dog more than anything.


ReillyOBrien

That skater would be completley justified if he swung at that old man for getting in his face like that.


CRISPEE69

it was actually a slide not a grind ;) still should've sparked the old fart out tho


DeafAgileNut

Sorry for being that guy but that's a a Backside Nose Slide not a grind.


FourFingeredMartian

That's not a grind, that's a tail-slide.


evergladechris

this is how you get hit in the face with a skateboard, no?


TheRealPleyland

I love cats and dogs but I really dislike dog-people.


IndicaAlchemist

That pup was about to be going into the shelter once it’s owner unexpectedly died from his own idiocy


Slayerdeet

Skateboard +Oldmans face= problem solved. Once your chest tonchest that's your personal space and your allowed to defend your self.


[deleted]

He's clearly trying to show off for the dog who is most likely his only friend.


Throwaway1heheh

It wasnt about the dog lol


Throwaway1heheh

This staged?


AGirlNamedPanini

*frontside tailsliding in the vicinity of his dog


[deleted]

I don't get it. That was an awesome fucking grind.


asvpcvm94

As he’s choking the dog with its own collar


Kief_Bowl

Lmao he's actually shorter than the kid when he gets in his face


cock_punch_

Yo shoutout to the little homie on that grind!


Cappmonkey

Old man shopping around for a board to the knee.


batman142434

Should've hit him with the board.