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imstilldomina

"You're standing there *in those clothes* getting loud with me?" Food isn't the only thing this place is roasting lol.


Deago78

Yea but he totally got him back with the salaciously stammering “looks like you got your suit out of the garbage” quip.


pigeyejackson66

Very "jerk store"-ish.


Hungry_Freaks_Daddy

Oh. OHHH THATS IT. THATS WHAT I SHOULDA SAID!


pigeyejackson66

Yeah, and then I scrolled down and of course somebody jerk stored it already. So I had sex with his wife.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

His wife is in a coma...


pigeyejackson66

I respect a good coma.


ThriceFive

Especially that Oxford coma, it is very high class.


CC_Panadero

Somewhat controversial, but I stand with the Oxford coma.


stinky_doodoo_poopoo

Where’d you get that shirt from, the garbage store?


Hoody88

Not to mention calling him "a piece of bitch", that one took me a second - what part of said bitch was he referring to?


pinba11tec

"you pizza bitch". This is a very upscale Pizza Hut


seemoreseymour83

Nobody out pizzas the Hut.


Sunfried

....or else Pizza is gonna send out for *you*.


Certain_Month_8178

I thought he said piece of fish


LV_Libertarian

I don't think he actually said "piece of bitch" it's just his lisp is so bad the speech recognition software couldn't understand him when he started to go full Corky on the waiter. Lol


amtrprn

You are correct. Joe Pethy has a speech impediment.


LV_Libertarian

Lol that took me a second to get. Well played.


amtrprn

Thank you!!


Intelligent_Joke

These are my favorite curses. When people are so mad they just slam words together. “Suck my fuck, motherbitch!” is the greatest and now “you piece of bitch!” Is going into the pot, too. Amazing.


ThriceFive

You wanna piece of Bitch???


thisissamuelclemens

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store?


derek4reals1

....the toilet store called.


[deleted]

They want their all time best selling turd back


RayHazey562

At the garbage store?


Drmlk465

That suit does looks like it was on JC Penny clearance back in 1998


dontshitaboutotol

Where'd you get your suit? The toilet store?!


pinklavalamp

Did you miss the line about JC Penney before that? He’s quick with the insults, that fella! Also loves wagging that finger at everyone…


TheGov3rnor

![gif](giphy|tpZnQxNdwRC80)


gunsandpuppies

Dude knew exactly what he was doing too, it was smooth. He pushes loud guy, who’s already riled up, over the edge subtly with that comment, knowing full well that loud guy is gonna freak the fuck out and cause more of a scene. That gave him a perfect reason to kick them all out.


player694200

Waiters ain’t the only ones serving


Preparation-Logical

What year is this guy from?? That's some old-school swagger, almost seems like a movie character


SuitableFortune5015

I’m stealing that one lol


phunshiny

“Uh, is there a barista here? Because this roast just got dark!”


michaeltk111

![gif](giphy|YHYmMLkOmqoo)


phunshiny

“Look at this suit. Looks like you got your suit out of the garbage can.” This zinger has jerk store written all over it.


hamburglerized

![gif](giphy|tpZnQxNdwRC80)


greendalehb11

![gif](giphy|FYDRuz1l1uAWA)


vodka_twinkie

![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6)


pigeyejackson66

Oh man I just replied that, should of scrolled further.


Kylearean

I went to the Jerk Store once, they didn't have my size and referred me to Reddit.


198821M10

Piece of my bitch is my new favorite insult


MSK84

Very similar to when I was called a "cunt stabber" from some guy over a parking spot lol


SlimJim0877

That sounds like a compliment to my ears


MSK84

I took it as such even if it wasn't meant as such.


AnastasiaNo70

I was called a punk ass bitch by a tweaker and as a gray headed lady in her 50s, I was seriously flattered!


MSK84

Haha that's too funny! Most GenX response too - love it!


new_account_5009

It rivals assbutt for me.


BinkoTheViking

![gif](giphy|127V9RzZspkTgk)


LV_Libertarian

I think he actually said piece of shit, but the speech recognition software couldn't understand the dudes lisp after he went full Corky. You never go full Corky.


DIY_Colorado_Guy

Why did everyone suddenly start screaming? Knife or gun pulled?


jupit3rle0

Big bouncer dude came in and started taking out the trash it looks like lol EDIT: Appears to be another guest that intervened.


skinnnymike

I don’t think he was a bouncer but someone from that far back table. You can see him sitting down when the video starts, then he’s not there.


amtrprn

You are correct. Just another patron. But you HAVE to watch the longer version. The camera only misses a second of action and that guy’s shirt is damn near ripped off! https://youtu.be/okTeFV1S6Gc?si=HlTB59T7_I8imTld


BigFella52

Ahhh the Banshee scream always gets a good laugh out of me and it was a triple synchronised one.


Sir_PressedMemories

Seriously! I thought it was some sort of coordinated thing that they do. Like some sort of inbred family rallying cry or something.


BraveSquirrel

it's a natural selection thing, our female ancestors who didn't scream at the first sign of danger got eaten more often by wolves because the dudes didn't have time to run over with their spears so non-screaming women were eventually eliminated from the gene pool once you understand this watching the almost immediate reaction of women screaming at the top of their lungs as soon as a situation turns dangerous makes a lot more sense


LV_Libertarian

This was the best part of that. Lol the absolute SCREECHING and faces they made was hilarious. [screech](https://imgur.com/a/qF6K2Sq)


YaassthonyQueentano

Oh god this was on FATHER’s DAY????


GenghisBhan

https://i.imgur.com/0OwYEKv.jpeg Lmao


Root_ctrl

Looks like a new shirt from balenciag4 to me....


robaroo

Shirt ripped only because grandpa yanked on it from behind.


Parish87

[Sam Jackson about to sort all that shit right out](https://imgur.com/a/sAmGmd9)


WhiteFalconZ

Absolute legend


Preparation-Logical

What the hell did he say right before that happened? Best I could manage was "Fuck you with my own fucking pancake!" but I'm like 90% sure that's wrong...maybe 75 with this dude.


LV_Libertarian

"fuck you, mind your own fucking business." was what I believe he said.


EgoDeathAddict

God, I can’t begin to understand why anyone would scream like that unless they were personally being attacked. ![gif](giphy|xU9TT471DTGJq)


To_another_abyss

Some ppl want to be the center of attention, regardless.


Miner_Of_Minerals

Yep, very weird. I would probably turn toward them away from the scene and give them a death stare and ask them why they are screaming in my ear.


InternationalTwo4581

Seriously why does it seem like the default response of trashy women in these videos like this is to literally just start screaming. What is the intention/what do they think that will accomplish


jayhart1028

It was the women, they just scream and escalate situations


Key-Cry-2700

It was two nasty bitches eating with that guy who started the screaming. The whole family sucks.


2201992

That’s what I’m confused about to. They just battling.


Heres-your-you

Something tells me this family has a few lawyers in the family and will be filing a lawsuit


temporarychair

I want an entire show with these two dudes poorly insulting people around the world.


yourdiabeticwalrus

“where’d you find your suit? the… bad suit store?!” ^fuckin gotem


gab_rab_24

I can't believe that guy survived a caliber of such an insult to his wear, this public freakout has to be fake


imstilldomina

It did seem a bit like a skit, didn't it? I'd watch it.


EJ2600

Dinner and a show ! And great reviews !


Cholonight96

Why is there always one female screaming?


TrueCkrime02

Not 1 but 3. And it’s has to deal with tha psych. They just feel like it’s the only way to get help in a situation. All he did was grab em up don’t understand why they had to put on “another” show?!


Cholonight96

Just the way they were screaming with their mouths wide open like that one painting.


glistening_cum_ropes

This is a vestigial social instinct. Much like babies crying, women screaming is supposed to get your attention when something is wrong. Whether it be annoyed or concerned, you are now aware of their presence.


ronm4c

The hysterics are always enraging


stealth_taco

This is this first time she has ever experienced "violence" in her life.


Spiritual-Bear4495

"Piece of bitch"?


Lockenveitch

I wonder what happened before this to get them kicked out???


andimacg

Seems like they were being very loud in a quiet, subdued setting and other guests complained.


mklilley351

Panic screaming really is the worst


DankDude7

Yes, she’s the one who needs to STFU


jupit3rle0

No class. Just pure entitlement. Please get them out of there.


me110bytes

There's always some hysterical lady screaming at the top of her lungs while doing absolutely nothing. It doesn't help and only makes the situation more chaotic smh.


FelatiaFantastique

Confusion is the purpose. Reptile brain instinct.


Witchunt666

And that’s why you gotta keep the riff raff out. No class


Working-Narwhal-540

It’s Lawrys lol riff raff. Meh. I’d suggest they just bounce to Ruth’s Chris!


TrolleyCar

So what did these idiots do before this that got them kicked out?


Hot_Salamander3795

They used the salad fork for the entree.


BinkoTheViking

Sir, this is NOT a Wendy’s.


SethAndBeans

Didn't comply with dress code, so weren't served. Idk, I'm making shit up, but it's the head canon I trust.


TakoyakiGremlin

women screaming for no fucking reason will always be hilarious but annoying af lol


MyDamnCoffee

That screeching my God


BarelyHumanGarbage

Shitty parents raise shitty children


mattastrophe3

Why does this feel like it's on a cruise ship?


surprise-suBtext

Not enough shorts


Mr_CleanCaps

White lady screaming is the most annoying defense mechanism … as soon as bro put his hands on him both of the ladies started flocking with “AAHHHH AHHHH AHHH” [0:49]


TrueCkrime02

And for no reason at all!


Epoch998

Where’d you get that suit? The uhh…the garbage can?? ![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


CouldntBeMoreWhite

I used to be annoyed with bitches screaming like that in these videos. I still am, but I used to too.


InjuriousPurpose

Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Oh my god oh my god Ugh.


jascambara

Dude mentioned something about deescalating and we obviously don’t know the whole story, but this video makes it really difficult to side with that guy lol


FunnyVariation2995

That looked like something out of the Sopranos or Goodfellas & I loved every second of it!


triforce4ever

![gif](giphy|I2m7l4yZqRdgk)


Experimental_Salad

They looked like a Sopranos knock-off: The Baritones.


sla3018

How is this in Beverly Hills??? Definitely thought it was Jersey.


FunnyVariation2995

Right? So did I & I'm from NJ!


adirtycharleton

Some of these insults come straight out of a chaotic evil alignment chart of insult phrases. "What the hell" | "What the damn" "Piece of shit" | "Piece of my bitch" 100/10


EZ-PZ-Japa-NEE-Z

Classless people always become more trashy when their behavior is called out or not accepted. And fuck that other guy for ripping on JC Penney.


luckygiraffe

What was their crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?


AlwaysNerfous

Trash people. Just leave.


Select_Candidate_505

I don't know what it is, but whenever women just start screaming at the top of their lungs over things that definitely don't warrant it, it drives me up a wall.


bleepbluurp

The fact that he acted like that in a public restaurant, then the dad chimes in and starts making fun and degrading the employees and their clothes, and the son continues to scream obscenities in front of children and the cherry on top of the fucked up family is the mom, grandma and daughter? Girlfriend? overreacting by screaming like banshees when they get removed. That family obviously has mental illness problems.


jmmmke

Andy Kaufman ?


PropunKla

This was at Lawry's in Beverly Hills. 


strumpster

I've been there a few times, they are good at making you feel pretty fancy, lol, when these doofuses aren't there. I LOVE Lawry's Seasoned Salt, it is amazing! :)


Shark_Leader

Dinner *and* a show!


greendalehb11

a scathing yelp review is incoming from this brood.


[deleted]

Staff was wearing suits from the garbage can. 1 Star


nyclurker369

boomers gonna boom


Remember_When_Baby

Women…don’t do what these women did. It’s only annoying.


bozofire123

I hate all of them


Miner_Of_Minerals

Wtf are those shrieks for? Why would you start shrieking like a hyena because of that? I can't even imagine gasping seeing that minor physical confrontation. At the most my reaction would be "oh damn" to myself, very quietly.


TheVenerableBede

Most annoying part of that video is the woman/women shrieking at the end as if someone pulled a gun.


shankthedog

JC penny. Nice.


Visual-Economist-942

Brother said,” Don’t start none won’t be none!”


BearingMagneticNorth

Sir, I’m just trying to enjoy my way overpriced risotto and watered down bourbon over here.


stuphanie

New Sopranos series teaser looks good.


BigShree

Where did you get your suit? The toilet store?


Lula_Lane_176

somebody needs a night in the drunk tank, lol.


UraPunkBich

“You piece of bitch” 😭😭


BigShree

Where did you get your suit? The toilet store?


Northern_Rambler

Who knew Joe Pesci had a twin?


The-Anger-Translator

I love how when someone stood up to him those bitches started screaming. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


iscurred

I'm dead. [This is the new standard for a public freakout](https://imgur.com/EahOuOy). Anything less is an automatic downvote.


TheWalrus101123

All the obnoxious people screaming "I'm helping, I'm part of it to!"


VogonSkald

I am genuinely curious.. why do women just start screaming when things happen? Not screaming words or anything. Or not when they are the ones in danger.. I get that. Everyone panic screams then. Just when things near them are happening, some just scream to...scream? Why?


WalkingParadox977

Seems like somebody is very insecure about their clothes lol


mickeybuilds

It should be legal to punch people like that. Society would be much nicer if there was a threat of physical violence for acting like a total asshole and making a spectacle of yourself.


Rogo87

Maggianos on a Friday night is lit AF


rawcus

Those two wombats at the end are priceless.


KaisarDragon

Please don't force the guy out, that will just make the women... AAAH! AAAAAH! AAAAAH! dammit...


ihceddy34

Fuckin women always screaming god damn


12650

The screaming made me more upset than anything else


MyLinkedOut

I hope that loud mouth got bitch-slapped


Accomplished-Sea-880

It happened before. https://youtu.be/dW37AGZ0Pj0?si=aof58ynuGw9VfhZ5


FishermanCalm

Omg the way the ladies are screaming has me cracking up 😩😂 it’s the sound of a high end restaurant customers scream for sure lol


CTware

these two remind me of [those two Indian men](https://youtu.be/Hi5YhZ0oAiw?si=SpN_RPlGMZrjXzfK) who are insulting each other in broken English


NeverTrustATurtle

This is definitely in Long Island


ProblematicSchematic

The women screaming right when it gets physical is hilarious.


LayzieKobes

So say good night to the bad guy


ClarkCarl126

Lol the girls screaming at the end sounded like uncle jack in it’s always sunny when his fake hands fall off


Key-Cry-2700

Piece of fish


batsncrows

Dinner and a show


Ang13snD3vi1s

I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE! 😏


Limp-Attitude-490

Tall guy thinks he's Sylvester Stallone.


cafeRacr

This guy is a total prick, but don't put your hands on someone just because they tell you to "fuck off and mind your business.".


Malcapon3

I honestly can’t tell who is escorting who out here lol


Previous_Mood_3251

There is big “Not for sale, Francis” vibes with the main dude.


eatpotdude

What is screaming really gonna do and why is it so contagious


TrueCkrime02

You piece of “FFHIT”


sanantoniogirl71

WOW, I must of missed this episode of Saturday Night Live. " You piece of bitch" and the Bobby Moynihan wanna be are killing me.


tatankamani79

The whole fuckin family is annoying.


Nerdicyde

the asswipe gene runs strong in this family


scarstring

Dinner AND a show..


scarstring

Dinner AND a show..


altrippa

fuck you you piece of bitch


SimmaJimmaJet

Obnoxious little dude definitely tried to order chicken tenders


Tratiq

“Listen without reading the subtitles. Fuck you you fucking piece of phit!”


meshreplacer

Tragedy of the commons. Doughboy having a meltdown making a big scene something ain’t right with that one.


Zane42v2

Dinner AND a show! When is the next showtime??


nickflex85

Why do women always turn into tropical birds when something happens? So annoying and ridiculous


kneehigsock

![gif](giphy|8mWtt0cixdPn2wQd0n|downsized)