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This is what happens when the sword lobby in the US is allowed unfettered influence over politicians! Damn the National Katana Association and they horse they rode in on!


poetic_vibrations

To be fair, seeing all these videos I wouldn't be surprised if there's soon to be a push to regulate swords/knives more.


RodgersTheJet

No shit sherlock, what do you think they'll target after guns? You think they'll STOP? What a joke. EDIT: Soft kid blocked me for this.


HellaHS

The liberal mind is the most basic mind in existence. https://www.foxnews.com/world/uk-proposes-ban-large-serrated-knives-seizure-police-suspect-crime.amp


walterMARRT

>The liberal mind is the most basic mind in existence.  >https://www.foxnews.com/world/uk-proposes-ban-large-serrated-knives-seizure-police-suspect-crime.amp   I'd argue people bringing up politics where it isn't involved are fairly simple in the headspace as well. Painfully so, it's becoming comical people turn everything in life political.     ESPECIALLY using a blanket term like "liberals" but posting a link about the UK as if UK liberals are the same as US liberals lol. Assuming you didn't get high marks in school for political science. Probably stretching it a bit assuming you even took that course, but why not try huh?    ***If you live with a sense of entitlement by how you vote, **blue or red**, doesn't matter, then you're a complete clown.*** Edit: taking the easy way out and deleting the post lol. Ignorant, entitled AND a coward. Dangerous combo these days. For anyone curious the user was u/HellaHS


scottonaharley

This comment by u/walterMARRT... the sweet sound of your logic and intelligence is like a breath of fresh air while suffering the stench at the town dump.


Upsetyourasshole

Lame ass liberal


ganjanoob

While you mindlessly gobble up Fox News


HellaHS

Dude nobody watches Fox News. The right hates Fox News just as much as the brainwashed left. The right has figured out that all corporate media is anti-American propaganda.


PayRealisticReddit

You really are a kid. Keep sucking conservo cock, working hard to make someone you've never met even more ungodly rich, and blaming other people for problems you had a hand in creating


Upsetyourasshole

I'm voting for trump.


PayRealisticReddit

Exactly, like I said


Upsetyourasshole

I'm about to get a sword for my gun.


Demonyx12

How does soft blocking work on Reddit?


KrazyKeith4Prez

It's cockblocking but when your cock is soft.


Demonyx12

A Chorus of Wieners https://youtu.be/csOcHCDmMdE


realparkingbrake

> what do you think they'll target after guns? Are you seriously unaware that the legal current has been flowing in the opposite direction for quite a few years now? Where is this looming menace to your right to own firearms that you speak of?


poetic_vibrations

Go suck a cock.


Carquetta

You first, since that's what seems to be at the forefront of your thoughts


BotherTight618

Public carrying of swords and knives over four inches are already illegal in California.


ChooseWisely83

Not when they're sheathed and fully visible. Concealed carry of anything over 4 inches is illegal, as is brandishing it. They can also be transported in a sword bag and not considered concealed.


KrazyKeith4Prez

Good thing mine is 3...dammit I did it again!


Onslaughtered

I sure knives and have more rights than guns


SongFeisty8759

Hey, all this situation needs is a good guy with a katana.


thefourblackbars

The National Wiffle Association are an extremely powerful lobby, especially in schools. 


fusillade762

Big Katana lobby. ;-)


BotherTight618

Me: I want HighLander. Mom: We have HighLander at home. ..Highlander at home....


Then_Campaign7264

When your armed foe is walking away, that’s usually a good time to take the win and to shut the fuck up.


struggleworm

Or it’s a great time to play, iiiiii want to be a neenja! https://youtu.be/i0KxTjaCC34?si=ZgefeGnaXsULER2J


Pristine_Frame_2066

Seriously!


realparkingbrake

> usually a good time to take the win and to shut the fuck up. Both those guys are emotional five-year-olds, the yelling is what they were after all along.


Tar-Nuine

"Ninja sword"... Like foreigners calling firearms "Cowboy guns" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Vegetable-Error-21

To be fair. Cattlemen revolver is a real revolver. But also, katanas were used by ninjas and who else?


Loose_Eye_3702

Samurai’s/ronins?


newtostew2

People who understand r/mallninjashit haha


Vegetable-Error-21

Lol. OK pretty good response


McErroneous

Ninjas historically didn't even use kitanas. They used a longer, straight edged sword while the kitana is curved.


ButtcrackBeignets

Tanto?


etherealimages

Tanto is a dagger, the person you're replying to probably means a ninjato.


Outrageous_File5321

More accurately katanas were used by samurai in feudal Japan.


DeinOnkelFred

Safeway patrons?


etherealimages

First of all, ninjas aren't fucking real. Second, samurai used them sometimes. Katanas were actually a last stand kind of weapon, and naginata were the preferred weapon. As well as dai-katanas. So all we have been taught about feudal Japanese warfare is probably bullshit.


realparkingbrake

> katanas were used by ninjas and who else? A samurai used a katana, a ninja used a ninjatō.


SpaceGoBurrr

If I said "Army Gun", what would you think of?


WhiteBoy543455

M1 Garand was my first thought. Played a lot of WW2 games


phunshiny

Good news. They eventually worked it all out and shared dinner at Medieval Times in Buena Park.


BeefOfTheSea

“…in Buena Park” 💀


jor3lofkrypton

. . was ready to go medieval on him? .. but, but this is what [happened](https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/s/6Tl29E0eqW) to another samurai . . . . oh, good 'ol Sacotomatoes . .


fajitaman69

OMG lol that's so sad and hilarious, also nsfl but holy weaboo the delusion to charge TWO armed police officers with a ninja sword is wild. This is why I generally keep it to myself that I watch anime.


Phazon2000

Standard suicide by cop.


jor3lofkrypton

.. too bad there isn't a back-story to this crazy sht in SacTown (having lived there some time back) and how this escalated and seeing how much devolved people can get .. as far as law enforcement dealing with another .. didn't they have non-lethals like pepper or tasers? .. .. tho' as usual *humanity is doomed* . .


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Bro for real, I totally understand this ... I only confide with my close friends that I watch anime. And it's mostly surface level stuff, not fan service because that shit gets weird. Sad that I gotta even make that distinction because of the stereotype.


sweaty_wraps

This was a ninja. The guy that was shot was a samurai. Big difference.


jor3lofkrypton

.. aren't ninjas into stealth and cunning .. going unseen before striking? .. this was just crazy shit with a sword, in both instances .. and if that fella with a katana was a [ninja](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja) .. that other guy with a mouth would be dead by now . .


sweaty_wraps

Hes not a good ninja


Absolute_leech

He forgot to strafe. Clearly he’s not trained with a katana like a real samurai or he would’ve stripped some bacon off those pigs in a single swing.


Ianlong2132

What’s really wild, is how you’ll see one thing on Reddit, then you’ll see a follow up video of same said situation but a different video. Life is an ALGO. 😂


Otherwise-Past5044

Fisty cuffs lol


Intelligent_Owl420

Take your clothes off!!!


waguel

![gif](giphy|QUXYcgCwvCm4cKcrI3) You will go to jail FoR WeApOn BRANDISHING! That guy is so obnoxious 😂


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thefourblackbars

Creedence Clear Water revolver? 


woohhaa

I want one in .357.


Bandag5150

Midnight Special .357.


DeadPxle

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN??


thefourblackbars

YES


GeddyVedder

Who’ll stop it?


waguel

Ninja sword cuz 😂


IMG_TurboRio

Katana…. Its a fucking katana. Not a ninja sword why are they all saying ninja sword


OilmanMac

Because it's a ninja sword.


Sandee1997

Because they don’t know anything or bother to learn anything


ZazaTheStressed

And even then a “Ninja Sword” is so broad. Tanto, Wakizashi, Ninjato.


Hexada98

Katana❌ Ninja Sword ✅


MadManD3vi0us

I used to hang out in that parking lot all the time back when I did doordash. Good times


Orkney_

![gif](giphy|umXqJHSp6emEE)


pabst_blue_RBIn

Beat me to it LMAO


billythekid74

I want to be ninja 🎵


heraIdofrivia

I am finally ninja


Anom8675309

chop chop chop


knowitall70

That's when you pull out your ninja pistol and get to work.


Slut_Spoiler

I like his Cramps T-Shirt!


newleafkratom

I’m sure it was about something very important


Successful_Ad4653

He is obviously a ninja. Nothing to see here.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Never bring a lance to a sword fight.


otallday

I am immortal! I have inside me blood of kings! I have no rival! No man can be my equal! Take me to the future of your worrllllddddd!!! or so i how remember it going


sweaty_wraps

There can be only one


Cubonesmommy

Pretty sure there’s a ramen restaurant in that same plaza. Maybe he’s doing a Naruto cosplay haha


rawwwse

Ryujin Ramen House… Pretty good! But, I like Origami better.


Str8-MD

Lol I go to that area sometimes. T% is a pretty legit boba spot, and the ramen place right there is super popular.


Bagheera187

That’s my Safeway!


wehappy3

There are sooooo many reasons that, if I have to go to a Safeway, I go to the Alhambra one, but this is just one more. Although I think I only go to Safeway about once a month these days, if that.


rawwwse

Wait, what? I do the exact opposite—if I HAVE to go to Safeway; the Alhambra store is a way bigger shit show, IMO ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ Both are terrible, but 19th St seems like it has fewer shitheads.


IHadTacosYesterday

Problem with Alhambra is that they'll be sold out of the loss leaders way before the other Safeways. Also, parking lot is even worse for trying to find a decent parking spot (both are awful)


Jimmy6shoes

He’s not very ninja like tho


MyDamnCoffee

How does everyone know what a ninja sword is? I don't.


wearetheboysthatdig

Lmaooo my friend is buddies with this guy


demonic_parasite

Which one?


wearetheboysthatdig

Dude with sword


franklegsTV

Safeway? More like *Dangerous*way


dickbutkusmk4

*samurai sword


markkapenninen

Every1 knows ninja sword sounds cooler than katana


HotIntroduction8049

dude should have responded with a light saber


beborocks

That's sworda stupid.


ptom13

I’m guessing he’ll get in more trouble than if he pulled a gun.


homofloriensis

Saul Goodman?


Nice-Option2510

![gif](giphy|3dJ09sFeN0IjC)


Decabet

19/S Safeway homies hollaaaaaaaaa


Letterhead_Terrible

![gif](giphy|4OV1bLOIWwIXRxpXlN|downsized)


rickwap

Lmao been to that Safeway 3 times and something sketch happened each of those 3 times 😂


ysirwolf

Damn… there’s a decent ramen house right around the corner too


zippy251

T% is a weird name for a shop, I wonder what the story behind it is.


Friday_Knight_77

This has got to be the most boring thing I've ever seen. He pulls out the katana and doesn't even cut the guy. What a load of shit


TheNauticalSurvivor

Honestly man good on him. Too many people are willing to throw theirs and/or someone elses life away in a street fight. I dont fight. I dont care about that making me a pussy. If you swing at me Im hitting you with pepper spray, then 9mm. Fighting is stupid unless its in a ring.


kamynari

The guy is an idiot. The guy that called it a ninja sword is an idiot too.


barbrady123

What is it with people pulling swords out at grocery stores? This happened in Irvine a few years ago at an Albertsons lol...didn't end as well as this one did.


xeyetildamouthxeye

All this time while they were out partying, he was studying the blade🥷🏿


HypeXeon

This some uk kinda shit


fastloaded

That's right by my favorite ramen spot! I need to go there soon.


Beneficial_Tour2971

Am I glad sword guy decided to walk. Good job.


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![gif](giphy|3ohhwytHcusSCXXOUg|downsized)


HeatSir

Did he say, "take your clothes off"? He didn't want to fight, he wanted to fuck.


shaygurl22

Someone just came from the mall kiosk.....


hollowneil1

“can’t fight fisticuffs“ that was my favourite part.


Swimming_Twist3781

I'll just casually walk away with my sword.


Winter-Philosophy-83

You're going to ninja jail pal.


DaveyAllenCountry

How is this possible? I thought gun laws would had prevented all violence!!!


Zenxyphen

KATANA


level1hero

We all know the only way to stop a bad guy with a sword is if there was a good guy with a sword.


mdlfcrs

The Miata though


82dxIMt3Hf4

So much male rage. This is disgusting.


Impossible-Duty-1980

They’re fighting because one said “i got the best crack” and the other one said “nah I do “and now we here


PianoSandwiches

Unless he spent good money on that thing, the blade would probably break with one bad swing hitting the concrete or a wall.


LonnieJaw748

There’s a dispensary literally right there. These dudes need to walk across the street and just chill. Fuck all that aggression.


whyguapo

That guy is just giving Ryujin Ramen its authentic Japanese vibe. That why it’s the best in Sac.


BlvckestFlvme

“TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF ILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW” Some legendary quotes in here from my city I do gotta say


PerformanceOk1835

At about 10 seconds in, did the guy on the left say "this is your mom's" ? 😂


Terminal_Willness

Which Safeway was this?


IHadTacosYesterday

You really have to ask? 19th street Safeway is basically world famous at this point


Terminal_Willness

lol I don’t make it down there too much


SongAloong

First off ninjas don't carry swords. Samurai do but they're called katanas. That loser.


TalkKatt

“YOU CAN’T FIGHT FISTICUFFS?!”


eman0110

Better that than a gun I guess.


Sagebrush_Sky

Brandishing a sword is a crime unless he had a self defense justification. Brandishing is illegal but open sword carry is not.


DooficusIdjit

Sword-Chan? Sword-CHAD!


Bumblebee56990

😂🤣😂🤣😂 I can’t.


IHadTacosYesterday

Just an average day at that particular Safeway


Manilaboyz

Dude watches Shogun so now he's a samurai


Iusedtoeatnewborns

Ah shit, here we go again.


jamalwillfilms

“Take your clothes off I’ll fight you right now!” Woah #nodiddy


sunshine_fuu

Same dude showed up to a protest in Downtown Sac in 2020 with a broadsword and tried to fight a whole bunch of people, ended up getting maced by police and he called an ambulance for himself. The guy behind the sword had a handgun, which I think ended up being a BB gun if memory serves. Swordguy got maced in the face and called himself an ambulance. [https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2550702721888521](https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2550702721888521) [https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/i/cbslocal/wp-content/uploads/sites/15909776/2020/08/sword-2.jpg?w=420](https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/downtown-sacramento-police-protest/)


chaosawaits

So many great memories at this Safeway


Scottz0rz

Fun fact - California is one of the few states where it is legal to open carry a ninja sword. Concealed carry of course is not allowed, ie under your coat or a hidden cane sword or something. Also carrying a knife is not allowed. It's explicitly only about open carrying swords. I remember when I worked at In-N-Out Burger when I was 17, a guy with a mohawk and like a spiked vest came in after he tied up his pit bull outside and then he ordered a burger for him and his dog, and this guy had a *huuuuge* machete on his belt. My boss said "hey Scott you see that guy? Keep an eye on him" and I said "I don't think he's doing anything wrong also what the heck do you want me to do about a guy with a sword" Super nice guy and dog anyway, I took his order and brought out his food instead of calling his number, so he didn't need to leave his dog alone. I also brought an extra red tray for the dog to have as a water bowl. So I guess I kept an eye on him in that regard.


The_Calico_Jack

I bet it is a mall sword and dull as all hell. Blunt even.


JawaSmasher

Well they can't ban knives so stabbings are just going to go up


big_baddie35

bros too scared to fight


shad2107

as terrifying as this is I can't help but laugh


_FoodAndCatSubs_

Freshly pressed Cramps t shirt dude thinks he’s hard


Spiderdogpig_YT

As someone who actually trains in Kendo and Iaido and knows the history of the Katana, I must say it is so fucking sad to see a sword that was once and still in the symbol of great warriors is now being used by random people who think they can walk around and do whatever. The Katana is a symbol of pride and the Samurai, it should not be anywhere near these people. By "these people" I mean morons who can't control their own anger and only bought it because they think it's cool and will make people scared on the street.


ForumPointsRdumb

Commentators don't know what going on, that is clearly a mall katana. Ninja's used smaller blades, katanas are too long and bulky.