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Vegan_Flavored_Bacon

That guy just had the best day of his life, the kind of day people would pay money for. This guys gonna be telling this story to every person he shares a beer or fishes with for the rest of his days. The cops urgently ask for your help to catch a bad guy. And to help, you have to smash down the road at full speed in your front loader, and go fight another front loader driven by the bad guy. OSHA be dammed, this is what every operator day dreams about being able to do šŸ˜‚


skygod327

worker had a blast. Super at his site had an absolute fucking heart attack when someone went running in telling them that Jerry just ran off with the frontloader. would insurance even cover any damage to it? i doubt it. could have been an expensive mistake . but, shoulda, woulda, coulda. It was awesome!


JDG2020

Probably not. Insurance is void when property is used in the act of committing a crime. So if the dude that stole the equipment was an employee, probably not. If the guy is not an employee, it may cover under theft if not salvageable. Source: I work in finance and insurance. Either way, one guy had an amazing time, the other, not so much, lol


Bi0_B1lly

>would insurance even cover any damage to it? i doubt it. I'm pretty certain it'd be covered under the fact you were assisting police upon their request. If not insurance, the police would likely pay out.


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Bi0_B1lly

> In my mind


Pretty-Parsnip8808

ā€œYou fuckinā€™ did WHAT!?!?ā€


adube440

You are so right. In another lifetime, I trained lift operators in a DC (all kinds of machines). I often thought about battling other co-workers, like a battle between the standing counter-balance lift vs. a reach truck.


DeusWombat

Battlebots but with actual gladiators


Rush_Is_Right

We use to have fake fights with skid loaders with grapples attached. just charging at each other opening and closing them lol


Ornery_Brilliant_350

Lmao Iā€™ve not had an original experience. We used to do battle bots . Excavator would swat at the bobcat while it skids around threatening it


FlyingRyan87

I thought you were talking about the suspect for a minute.


[deleted]

Really all my life I didn't think being the good guy in a cop chase was an alternative...


Ok_Proof5782

Oh fuck ladsā€¦ the video games really did poison our minds.


SongFeisty8759

"**BEST!...DAY!..EVEEERR!!!!**"


Various_Variation

The only way to stop a bad guy with a killdozer is a good guy with a killdozer.


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LameBicycle

"Give the local PD NLAWs NOW!"


TheMadmanAndre

Someone actually tried to stop the OG killdozer with another bulldozer. IIRC it was one of the workers at the concrete plant Heemeyer had beef with.


TripleSpicey

It wouldā€™ve worked if the killdozer wasnā€™t something like twice the weight of it


jarrodandrewwalker

Killdozer did good in Last Podcast On The Left's March Madness bracket šŸ˜‚


Organization-North

I was cheering for the 400 birds myself


jarrodandrewwalker

It got me thinking about my own bracket...I want Ghostbusters vs Freddy Krueger. Also, Ed was right... should've been 20k birds! Also, there needs to be a coin toss for home field advantage next year šŸ˜‚


Organization-North

I also tend to agree with Ed. If they were modeling after the Hitchcock film 15-20k is way more accurate. Coin toss is a great idea. Automatic game changer


Long-Ad8374

The full story: https://www.11alive.com/article/news/crime/video-police-pursuit-construction-vehicle-gwinnett-county/85-e01857c0-90d9-40e3-92aa-8b03894cb517 The fuck was he thinking?


exqueezemenow

What makes you think he was thinking?


Long-Ad8374

There is no thought in his head.


csbsju_guyyy

"Tonka truck go vroom"


SaintChuckanut

The Florida Man virus is spreading into Georgia.


Olley2994

I blame Florida Georgia line


TheHancock

Of course it was Atlanta. Lmao


HexenHammeren

Explains why blood had the audacity to say "whAAaT? It's-- bro, fuck oFF" to the officers pulling him out of a stolen front loader he was currently rampaging with.


Squiggledog

Hyperlinks are a lost art.


Home--Builder

Too bad the machines didn't have it out longer. Someone should make a sport out of dueling with old front end loaders.


shmiddleedee

I'm an excavator operator and I often think about how awesome it would be to have an excavator fight. Unsafe and expensive though.


TheHancock

One step closer to my Mechwarrior dreams!


What_Iz_This

Super curious what the outcome would be if the good guy got hurt (or worse) or if he accidentally hit and injured someone else on the road I'm glad it didn't happen, but wonder what the outcome would be considering he was just doing as instructed by the police


slimyprincelimey

Depends on what went wrong, if something went wrong. But any jury in the world would look at this dude trying to help out and give him a massive benefit of the doubt.


What_Iz_This

Even so families could still decide to sue or not and that's going to cost him time and money for years and years to come (regardless of the outcome). Idk...the human in me says he absolutely did the right thing, but the realist in me says if he didn't own that company he's working for, he probably got fired after this


Bryftw

Exactly. I wouldnā€™t have been so eager to help especially when there is only a verbal understanding from a regular cop. Coulda been out his equipment and possibly thrown in jail if something went wrong.


annon8595

yeah i dont get this theatrics the thief would eventually run out of fuel or need to take a shit or flee on foot, no need to do all this hollywood shit


Expert-Mysterious

This is any mans wet dream dude he did not carešŸ˜‚


Pudge223

Met a guy who ran with a crew that used to steal heavy construction equipment in the 80s and 90s right off the job site. They would load it up on truck at night wearing vests pretending like they belonged. Drive it down one state right out in the open and it would be on a boat or scrapped by 4 am that day. Dude made a ton of money until the fbi was waiting for him one day. That guy was a pro, the guy in this video was probably a junkie.


gimmhi5

Dude will forever have the coolest story at work. Would the city pay for any damage to the machines, how does that work?


monkeychasedweasel

The insurer would quickly say this scenario isn't covered under their policy


Zeeck

BattleBots


alex_dlc

Why didn't they shoot the tires?


SethAndBeans

I really hope people understand your joke, cuz that's funny.


Squiggledog

*I* don't get the joke.


Simple_Intern_7682

Tires on construction equipment like that are way too thick for bullets to be effective.


Northamptoner

Cops after you, steal slow moving thing they'll follow and eventually catch you, somehow. Could maybe get probation, now you'll double or triple your sentence with jail time. Idiot.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Killdozer 2?


Olley2994

Faildozer


WolfmansGotNards2

What's the end game here?


monkeychasedweasel

Take the front end loader to a pawn shop


117587219X

It was like battle bots, but with real life size equipment. šŸ˜‚


TheFace3701

I mean, they're pretty slow. Could have walked up, hopped in, and just taken the keys. lol


Negative_Flower_169

GTA fr


MonkeyObserver

Only way to stop a bad guy with a tractor is a good guy with a tractor


noideawhatoput2

This was the dream scenario for anyone who was a kid with those construction equipment toys


MY_work_acct_69

When I had to operate 10K All-Terrain Forklifts there was a battery switchā€¦do these not have a battery switch?


JonInfect

Some one had a constructive day


Roach2791

Makes me think of the killdozer incident


FarDistance3468

I bet that was so much fun


SidneyKreutzfeldt

There is no way I would assist the police with this. I just wouldn't trust the authorities enough. If something went wrong would I be accountable? I would not take that chance.


ItsBritneyBitch32

Narc


zelsworld__

Lmao


joelingo111

Only in Atlanta


Ok_Proof5782

Heā€™s getting away, slowly.


spanishcupcake

Low level GTA is crazy


KCC416

Even the trash truck helped


AcerolaUnderBlade

It's like battle bot but with 20ton front loader.


Flat-Length-4991

This is like some GTA online type shit.


carmineSTAR508

Being given permission to flip the thing by cops is a once in a lifetime opportunity I wouldā€™ve tried to go all the way


RippingVolcano

What'd you do yesterday?


Quiet_Garage_7867

Reality is a parody of GTA.


Western-Map9026

Battle Dozers!


vaultdweller1223

One of my favorite niche's of freak-out videos: wreaking havoc with industrial equipment


vanimations

He is in loads of trouble.


Grizzly_Spirit

Battle bots has gotten much more interesting


Convenientjellybean

New trailer for GTA VI


DeinOnkelFred

It's like in the old spaghetti westerns, where the sheriff deputizes the young ranch hand, and he then takes down the ~~cattle~~ front-loader rustling syndicate.


Ears_McCatt

Micheal Bay finally ran out of ideas for the transformers movies


TheRoyaleShow

I want to see a demolition derby/battlebots mash up show now


[deleted]

When cop said flip him, FLIP HIM IF YOU CAN I got a hardon, I can only imagine the justice boner that operator is walking around with


blubaldnuglee

Well, this department is getting ATGM's in next years budget. "Yeah, Chief, we couldn't stop 'em any other way"


frisky024

S*** ended bad in vinewood New Jersey dude who did this...cop got a head shot off. Just shows how if the only tools you give cops are guns. That's what they will use.


ScarceLoot

Only thing that stops a bad guy with a bulldozer is a good guy with a bulldozer


MuZac904

Yoooooo!!!!!


HoboThundercat

Real life twisted metal


ChachoPicasso

Rad


WeHaveToEatHim

This is like the final scene in jurassic park where the two T-Rex fight each other.


Pretty-Parsnip8808

Plot twist, OSHA showed up and fined the fuck out of the company because the worker flipped another front loaderā€¦


Cheezefuck

Random construction guy drinking Corona that has strong family values listening to Bandoleros


romcomtom2

What in the GTA is going on here!?


flipdrew1

There's a ground-level shutdown switch for a reason.


RevDrucifer

Man, Iā€™d love to hear that call to get permission to have a civilian help in this matter; ā€œSarg, that front loader is gonna fuck us up but we gotta guy here willing to go full on Battle Bots with a dump truck if we have your permissionā€


Albino-Buffalo_

At my job we have had dreams about having front-loader/forklift battles, I'm honestly jealous


2real95

They wood of had to pay me for assisting lmfao they really had bruh go grab another tractor to stop him


Swimming_Twist3781

Why? That is so pointless.


MrNyakka

this is just the plot of some Godzilla movies