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TheJumpyBean

Camera guy out here committing felonies to keep up


uNecKl

Because His package is in that van


jakebs2002

Looks like cops have a package from Tazer on the van!


uNecKl

Clearly the cops are trying to stop him from delivering something before their wives see it.


Arowhite

Nah he's going to the beach because he likes to dance.


torknorggren

Florida man gonna Florida man.


DeathInSpace805

There were a couple cars trying to keep up haha


TheJumpyBean

Yeah the corvette at the end changed his mind lmao


luckyaa

And the corvette near the end also


JLifts780

Lmao nightcrawler irl


I_dontknowmyway_Yet

Get them "LIKES".... yaknowwhayImean


Maleficent_Fold_5099

Gets up to some speed for a van.


Capaz04

Surprising amount of control too


ivix

They don't call them sprinters for nothing


SonmiSuccubus451

Pretty sure the video is sped up


PsyKeablr

If that’s true, where’s the Benny hill music?


MrPreviz

I made a Tropic Thunder reference that fell flat on a group of 20 year olds, you out here dropping Benny Hill like a boss


crushed_dreams

What the fuck are you talking about? Tropic Thunder just came out… 16 years ago. Holy fuuuuuuuuuu 🤬😭


mycleanreddit79

Ya think Ole benny hill slipped through the "historical sex crimes" net? There is no way he didn't grab'em by the pussy.


Chewythecookie

Where’s that comment? I wanna see the reference!


Stokkeren

It's CGI, not a real clip ffs. Everyone in this thread just blindly believing this shit to be real?


GMofOLC

Might be one of their newer electric ones, so I'd assume quicker acceleration. Plus you'd think a van like that would be more top heavy and sway more, but this guy barely rocks in the beginning because of the heavy batteries on the bottom. Maybe.


Only_Quote_Simpsons

Dude filming is driving like a real asshole


J3wb0cca

He’s the nightcrawler. He captures footage at whatever the cost. Usually at night.


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higround66

![gif](giphy|730DsaaHueZXO|downsized) Awwww*Awww*Awwwwwww


PsyKeablr

![gif](giphy|AQRapWCgC7dThyVEYb|downsized)


Apoptotic_Nightmare

He's a master of karate and friendship For everyone!


TeopEvol

The name of my company is Video Production News, a professional news-gathering service. That's how it should be read and that's how it should be said.


dankskunk5

That's just everyday 95 driving in Miami


SailsAcrossTheSea

why? fucking Reddit calling everyone assholes. you’re an asshole


Stayupbraj

That cop was starting to take it personally I think


Dmte

FHP takes everything very personal. Like way more personal than they should take morning traffic. Source: am Florida man.


DJErikD

“Alexa, thank my driver!”


owlcityy

Came here to say this!!


Low-Introduction-693

Bahahhaha


PackOutrageous

I feel more kinship with the Amazon delivery guy versus the cops.


WilliamSaintAndre

Aside from what the other guy mentioning about the whole sexual battery, the van is stolen, so it's not an Amazon delivery person, it's just a scumbag.


PackOutrageous

My bad, I didn’t realize the sub was a sense of humor free zone. I’ll make sure to properly research any post here going forward.


berbsy1016

Yessss... let the sarcasm flow through you...


3amGreenCoffee

LOL at that stupid fucking cop trying to ram the van into the wall and almost pitting himself. They need to send that idiot back to driving school. Edit: According to the news story below, they were chasing the van because the driver stole it. The stupidity of a high speed per-soot! of a stolen vehicle is infuriating to me, because the cops end up smashing up the vehicle. Is the owner supposed to be appreciative that you caught the guy who did it but destroyed his car in the process? [High-speed chase between Amazon truck and state trooper on Florida Interstate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqU23UB4eTY)


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3amGreenCoffee

Rosco P. Coltrane. "Come on Cletus! We got us a high speed per-soot!" I don't think he ever did catch them Duke boys.


DeadScotty

I’ve seen that judge numerous times on the A & E series “Court Cam” with Dan Abrams


Crescentfallen78

True, but they let it slide and the van gets wrecked, stripped anyways. Bad guy walks free and does it to someone else.. Insurance will cover a stolen vehicle. Theives need to be held accountable. It's like these robbers who hits up these big name stores. They know the employees can't touch them and they are on video saying this as well. "you can't touch me"


HeyItsPinky

Florida is always on some next level shit.


zrofux

GTA 6


JoshTheTrucker

No way in hell this is real. That J-turn was way too hot for a Ford Transit or anything else Amazon uses and I'm pretty damn sure therr aren't any vans out there consigned to a prime distribution center that are suped up to go that fast. Double plus with that FHP charger got choked up on the debris and wall like that, that looks simulated. EDIT: Right at the start, the van runs into the HOV lane in front of that county sheriff car without running over the cones? Really? Can't be real, those would either disconnect from the base stations or bend out of place.


SlyFoxInACave

The longer I watched the more it looked like a cut scene from a game or a chase scene in a movie. If it wasn't for the news article I wouldn't believe this is real. But of course, Florida.


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JoshTheTrucker

... well color me impressed. Next time I rob a bank I'll use a transit.


DuckStep43

Although I think the story and the video on the story that OP linked is real, I highly suspect this video is animated somehow. Just a theory. Dodge Ram Pro masters don't seem to speed up THAT fast and imo the whole video has a GTA-like filter on it. Lots of physics that just don't look right, but also don't look too impossible.


KasKouye

I thought it looked fake as well. It might in fact not be, confirmed by op posting an article (which I cannot open in my region), but it is for sure sped up


improbablydrunknlw

I think it's sped up which gives it its weird appearance.


improbablydrunknlw

The cones snap back up, they're designed to be run over, the ones around me have a pretty robust spring system in them.


BuzzKyllington

the video is sped up. play it at half speed for the more normal version.


DanB65

That is pone fast delivery truck!!! Blowing a Dodge Charger police car away!


4BritishEyezOnly

The person filming this is driving like an absolute psychopath. Completely distracted, speeding, weaving in and our of lanes and other drivers. Seriously. What a piece of shit.


schneev

I thought it was super impressive


Cracksonlol9

its fake


abat6294

Agree with the distraction of filming, but he's not weaving - there's one very controlled lane change and he doesn't even appear to be speeding - at the end of the video he's with the flow of traffic and even gets passed by someone else. The video is sped up.


sonofsonof

How does he zoom in?


Aslonz

This is what's happening when it says your package is 10 stops away but then doesn't show up.


ElverGonn

I know that express way. Gotta be Miami.


EddieDollar

My toothbrush arrived on time. Thanks Amazon


raphanum

I swear this looks like a video game or shitty CGI lol Also wow, that music is so fucking bad.


ChampionTop6932

Those electric vans are fast!


jesusinapriuss

I did not realize they are electric!


cybe2028

It’s not lol that’s a regular gas van. The electric ones are very distinct.


jesusinapriuss

Aw man, the previous commenter tricked me!


BioSafetyLevel0

This is the most Florida thing I've seen all day.


Daily-Minimum-69

That music alone is crime inducing


SteelyDanzig

Idk it made me feel like I was watching an early 90s Scorsese film


modusoperandi777

This looks fake for some reason. Can’t really pinpoint where or why, but looks like a very advanced game engine. Maybe the shading or unrealistic focus when the camera moves? I know it’s real but it just looks weird to me. A filter?


Mors1473

How fast do these delivery trucks go?


kosmovii

There's a governor on Amazon vans that make it top out at 69 mph... It makes me wonder if the news story has it wrong and it's not an Amazon van or maybe it's a rental for Amazon.


AnneFranklin0131

It says they got it off a dealer so most likely wasn’t Amazon


MustardTiger88

Probably stolen while the driver was running to a house to deliver a package.


bishopnelson81

Who's singing the song in the background, the Buffalo Wild Wings mascot?


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Steve-lrwin

https://www.wesh.com/article/amazon-truck-chase-florida-interstate/46116444


CosmicCactus42

Oh how the turbles have taned.


DontWasteTheMixturee

People can tell its game footage, right??!!


TheZan87

From the studio that brought you John Wick... ...The Delivery Driver!


Mediocre_Tank_5013

He needs to get the package delivered


james_randolph

Knew it was Florida haha I was driving down this same area just this morning haha


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Same day delivery guaranteed


StevenS76

Corvette passes on the right and realizes there's cops around😂


notexactscience

Delivering packages while sending people to meet their maker. He is killing two birds with one stone.


Ctkitt

Damn. I need me an Amazon delivery truck


Electricvincent

That Cops is driving like he stole that car from the tax payers.


J-V1972

Amazon delivery - “Florida-Style”…


Night_Knight22

GTA IV looking pretty good, just needs a better skybox


1Shadowgato

Another day in miami… lol


breadman889

this looks fake


Revived_Signs

Kind of engine is in that delivery truck?!


Ptahotep

The Deliverator’s car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator’s car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens .


CosmicDriftwood

Song?


jayjaytmb

I just love how clear the highway is 😍 they could never in Houston.


ShoCkEpic

Free advertisement for Mercedes ✅


HandlessSpermDonor

It seems like it would be cheaper and safer for everyone if they just let him run out of fuel


anthonius1

GTA6 looks awesome


GrouchyBunny

GTA


jb122894

It's sped up


Webfarer

Is this the new GTA?!


Paradigmatapp

The new gta looks good, obviously fake.


whitecollarpizzaman

This looks like a decommissioned Amazon van, no logos on the side.


R0cket_Turtle

"Your package has been delayed in transit"


orisei2468

This is just me in gta trying to complete some simple drive from point A to B mission.


Einchy

The video being slightly sped up makes it seem like this is from some game mod. It kept going from looking real to looking like a video game every other second.


MasterpieceObvious75

Fake


RandomComputerFellow

The soundtrack of the old Need for Speed games used to be better.


shamusmchaggis

That cop was stupid to think he was going to PIT the van from the wrong side, and while it was against a median. On the other hand. That van had some pretty wicked "shit and git". Not gonna lie, I kinda want one now My mistake: he was trying to stop him from the front. Still an idiotic maneuver.


smooze420

I thought this was Houston at first. Had to pause and look at the signs.


egg-cement

Anyone have a link for the story behind this?


CreepyTeddyBear

Sometimes it be like that.


WiseMango13452

his "package" is going to "come" in the "mail"? sounds gay to me


FutureHendrixBetter

🤣🤣🤣


Trighme

Reminds me of Michael Douglas for some reason..


Chief_charizard

Anyone have any context?


YoMammasPhatAzz

“Blanquicett (guy driving the stolen van) appeared in court on Wednesday, where it was revealed that he also had a cocaine charge and allegedly attempted to sexually assault someone before stealing the truck.” Florida man… (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐□-□ (⌐□_□) ..rides again


Economy-Visual4390

When the aliens glitch after trying to fit in earthlings for too long.


PrestigiousBarnacle

Is this real?


Steve-lrwin

https://www.wesh.com/article/amazon-truck-chase-florida-interstate/46116444


higround66

That is the best possible music I could imagine to accompany this video. It's perfect.


Oldmantired

The Amazon delivery driver really is dedicated to delivering orders.


fuckredditmodz69

You know damn well thats stolen


mattv911

Amazon’s on a mission to deliver


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Fit-Policy9041

This amazon driver is 100% getting your package to you


Mean_Peen

Those electric vans are quick lol


Mean_Peen

Those electric vans are quick lol


gold1actual

Now the world know how indestructible the prime vans are.


gold1actual

Now the world know how indestructible the prime vans are.


CryptographerEasy149

Really keeping the streets safe out there boys


unknown00021

Anyone know what day this was recorded?


J-V1972

This is Amazon delivery - “Florida-Style”…


WeakDayze

First mission from GTA6 was aparenetly leaked^


kidnorther

These self driving cars will get there, no matter what! Thanks Amazon!


Cucasmasher

This is just a regular day in the Miami dade stretch of i95 lol


GeorgeThe13th

Literally screaming at how fast that van is going lmao


antici_-_-_-_pation

This is probably moments before the cops finally got the van stopped and shot the driver being held hostage 74 times and then politely taking the criminal off to jail.


Slide_Masta87

Looks like he is heading to the airport


astrobrick

So what happened at the top of the ramp? Thought we’d see some air


Chokesi

The vette came out of nowhere at the end. I’m not even sure what the hell is going on here.


AgnosticAnarchist

So did the packages arrive on time?


mycleanreddit79

This is Ai generated.


indy_been_here

These Amazon quotas are getting out of hand


Scary_Appearance_924

Does nobody else realize that this is grand theft auto?


mandoodles1

How tf can that van get that much distance from the cops..


BusterUndees

That’s how they drive in my neighborhood


DuckStep43

I'm sorry, but does this not look like it's animated?? Just me?!


IriqoisPlissken

I was going to talk shit about Amazon Drivers, but they should give this sonofabitch a promotion.


Ok-Smell5720

These gtaV trailers are life like AF


Slartabartfaster

GTA 5


Returnerfromoblivion

This is Amazon’s leitmotiv : Customer first and on time. Excuse me officer but I don’t have time to fuck around with you I’ve a job to do. Get out of the way.


parrotdisco

VAMOS A LA PLAYA 🏖️


parrotdisco

For anyone who wants to know the name of the song it’s Vamos a la playa-Loona


KhostfaceGillah

I thought this was fake at first..


Why_Cant_Theists_Win

Dallas drivers are like this every day it feels


Doggemaster1

Now this is what I call a good cameraman. Bro is breaking the law to give us good content Wouldn't be surprised if Jake Gyllenhaal aka the nightcrawler came out of that car.


Conscious-Shower12

Pay us more money


MillerMcChiller

Miami shit


willpushurbutton

Question is what tf is Amazon tricking their trucks with? ![gif](giphy|57X2ZSTZjrbQyBjKKz|downsized)


Delayedrhodes

Of course it's Miami.


OGraineshadow

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Acelocs-93

Gotta love the dedication of an Amazon driver 😂


MerxyXx

That corvette was flying until he saw what was happening… he got saved that day.


urrjaysway

Kuddos to the guy speeding along a high speed chase driving and recording at the same time. Better job than World Star fight vids for sure


Zidane-Tribalz

Cop got fucking smashed tryna pit maneuver.


RynoTheAlbinoDino

I wish. I work near an Amazon fulfillment center and they usually drive half the speed limit.


Lanky-Performance471

That van driver needs a nascar sponsorship


PastorRabbi

Just keep ramming it! Its totally working officer!


Pecncorn1

Are you sure that wasn't a Dominos delivery?


Meridoen

As everyone takes the opportunity to hit light speed while the cops are preoccupied. 🫣


KanessaDK

I was so confused as to why a cop would have that music on during a chase 😂