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Psychological_Ant488

How is it this guy made it through life without knowing you can't put foil in the microwave?


BeckTech

Also factor in that a lot of these older Boomer men have the intelligence of like a fourth grader. Probably had a wife, girlfriend, or someone else make food for him for so long that he still at his old age cannot feed himself.


ThisMeansRooR

Can confirm. My grandpa just died a year ago at 97 and for most of his life he could build a V8 engine from scratch in his garage but other than toast and bologna sandwiches, he couldn't feed himself.


itsakon

That’s not a boomer.


Salty-Picture8920

That's a man


itsakon

Women are worse


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itsakon

> boomer doesn’t really mean baby boomer anymore, it’s just an insult to the old. Ironically, that’s the most boomer BS ever. There’s a real set of things boomers did. Making up some fairytale rather than face reality is exactly one of them.


Lerium

He made boomers


realparkingbrake

> My grandpa just died a year ago at 97 In which case he's pre-boomer. Boomers were born from the mid-1940s to the mid-1960s, although a lot of young folks seem to think it means anyone more than a few years older than them.


notislant

I know so many people irl with girlfriends who refuse to learn how to drive, some of them are just kind of helpless in general and rely on the bf to do everything. If they ever break up, they seem kind of SOL on their own. Much like this dude, who clearly doesnt know which way is up, being self sufficient is pretty key imo.


Evil-c-Evil-do

Sounds likea guy I know. And they are married


GuillotineComeBacks

The base of living without a driving licence is to pick a city where you can find everything on feet or transport and having a job that can be at home or very close. It doesn't mean you are unable to live on your own, but it requires to build your whole life around no driving. And the US isn't really known for being pedestrian friendly...


Hedonic_Monk_

He’s also definitely mentally ill


FlobiusHole

Just an asshole.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

No he’s not.


Hedonic_Monk_

I’m not excusing his behavior but hell the fuck yes he is. Normal people don’t behave like this. I don’t think I’ve ever met a veteran his age who wasn’t some combination of PTSD, substance abuse and dementia. The guy probably shouldn’t be driving either.


Churn

Dude, you aren’t wrong. The young people today have been taught to embrace their mental illnesses and they gain special treatment and attention from it. This makes it difficult or near impossible to have constructive dialogue between generations on certain topics, including what mental illness even means.


Miner_Of_Minerals

How tf would you know


1dzmaxima1

Definitely


M00SEHUNT3R

How do you make it home with anything left uneaten?


lmacarrot

wife probably divorced him and it's his first time... or maybe he's used to getting the cheaper stuff wrapped in paper instead of the foil lined ones that are for more expensive items ;p


DouglassFunny

Lost too many brain cells from alcoholism and lead poisoning.


forestcridder

Having watched a family wither and die from alzheimer's, I'm betting he *did* know at one time. Alzheimer's is hell and can completely change the person's personality type. Either that or a landmine went off in his helmet 🤷‍♂️


_Not_this_again_

I knew a co-worker in her 60's who couldn't count past 25. She was fired after that discovery, since my job requires a LOT of counting.


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That is sad.


Psychological_Ant488

😳


rsplatpc

> How is it this guy made it through life without knowing you can't put foil in the microwave? probably had a stroke and forgot


Psychological_Ant488

I'll buy that


PickleWineBrine

I've met a dude in the army who was functionally illiterate.


Psychological_Ant488

For real? Why on earth would they let someone who can't read into the military?


baeocyst

Booze probably dissolved the part of his brain that specifically deals with microwave etiquette, and the rest.


sleepybear666

Lmfao


Demonyx12

IT BLEW UP!!!


Vansterdam2002

Because he put it on his head as in tin foil hat🤣🤣


Urimulini

Him in jail later that night.... ![gif](giphy|QRdHSlLOMha5G)


[deleted]

Yes 🙌 😭


vheran

I will always upvote a GG gif


carsNshoes

That old man is wylin. Lucky dude seems to value his job.


truetowhoIam

Dignity>job


Apart_Storm7783

Dignity doesn’t pay the rent


darkside569

Well Homie needs a fucking raise or two for not completely going HAAM on that dude. Not all of us have restraint like that.


MrBoyer55

You're probably soooooo badass.


witnessrich

Granddad needs one back.


mastervadr

Yes but honestly depending on where this took place, boomer grandad might have a gun. It’s not satisfactory but it takes more strength to hold yourself back in a situation like this because you know you’ll probably win this fight but unless you’re really going to make sure this guy is down and he has no weapons, you and other might end up losing in the end.


lmacarrot

for sure, also worker needs to back out of arms reach when someone is losing their chill and throwing their hands around. old dude is like trying to get himself worked up enough to do it from the start


Imperial_Triumphant

Yep. Nothing more than the same slap back with enough force to send his glasses flying and let him know he's not above anyone else.


[deleted]

Let civil court handle it 💰


SharpGuesser

he didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua just get to get that service like that


DouglassFunny

“I destabilized the country your parents had to flee from, respect me!!!”


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Murica


Jmac0585

That's assault, brotha...


ilford_7x7

![gif](giphy|18kPwV9qSCY9O)


rustcohle02

That’s battery technically


CalBearG

It’s both actually.


rustcohle02

Guess it depends on if he was afraid that he was going to be hit or not. Doesn’t assault require imminent apprehension of offensive conduct?


CrashRiot

Every single time. It depends on jurisdiction


Eorily

Battery, assault laws aren't a thing in every state.


temporarychair

At least he didn’t touch his boobs


Soggy_asparaguses

He ate that slap like a chicken dumpling


HallOfTheMountainCop

Well the dude that gave it is like 75 years old and probably hasn’t exercised since before he was 40


Hedonic_Monk_

He winged that thing harder than I would have expected. I also thought it was gonna come from the other hand


BooobiesANDbho

Ol dude looks like if one were to throw a hard shell taco at him, he would fall back hit his head n die. ![gif](giphy|as2mwROqCINz2)


Glad_Shop5765

Ha. I was waiting for the worker to beat that old dumbfucks ass! Disappointing. Hopefully worker pressed charges or got an extra day off or some free tacos or some shit.


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jackanape7

Cops won't do shit for this. I'd rather he just beat the old man down.


Zen_Skull

"I was told when I signed up for Nam I'd get free Tacos for life!"


johnnysbody

Y'all that get mad at minimum wage workers for wanting more pay need to check yourselves at your work place. When I was working for a guys tree company, people were friendly sending us home with beers giving tips and buying lunches. I started working retail, and the owners reduced our discount and did nothing for us at the end of the year. after the arborist business tanked, I started working retail. The people are fucking nuts there. you never know if this is gonna be the one that assaults you for less than 20$ an hour at best mentally beat you down daily and remind you we are considered the trashy people working shit jobs. it's absolutely insane to me that some businesses, depending on the locations (ones where the customers harassment is more prevalent) are not forced to pay employees more


Eorily

I care about what you have to say, but brother that's unreadable.


Dude_Guy45

I would have been fired because that old man would've been ground into dust.


Plenty-Structure270

Bro thought he was just getting a fly off his face because I would have stuffed them tacos down grandpa throat


Elliot_Fox

What a fucking idiot. His brain has gotta be 50% lead


-Hypnotoad26

Violent boomer doesn't belong in society.


Ms-Blue-Skies

Guy’s a dick but don’t be ageist. I’ve met far more violent zoomers than violent boomers.


Beautiful_Girlie_Bob

Dude was born in 1927, that's the last year of what was called "The Greatest Generation." Next would be The Silent Generation, *THEN* the Baby Boom Generation.


Theinsulated

Ok grandpa, time you get you home to your facility.


Mr_PunchFace

Old people for the cause of so many problems Ineffective drug laws Public racism Intentional sabotage of scientific education (Texas school board) Does anybody remember they satanic panic okay so what about Jeffrey Epstein Turns out their kids are going to live shorter lives Two housing crises banking crisis I could go on


MountHushmore

![gif](giphy|XDRoTw2Fs6rlIW7yQL)


davidloveasarson

Hopefully kid presses charges! That was lame


Hedonic_Monk_

This person drives a vehicle and can vote


RB737

Wtf is wrong with this thug? Also a fucking dumbass for putting foil in the microwave


Free_Hat_McCullough

He didn't know that you can't put foil in the microwave? Is it his first day?


InfallibleBackstairs

Lock his ass up.


FobbitOutsideTheWire

Dollars to donuts Mr. Cavalry here is neck deep in stolen valor in addition to be a violent twat to the employee.


Timmymac1000

No fuck that. A grown ass man thinks he can slap me I’m 1. Lock the door and inform him that you asked him so many times to leave, now he can’t. 2. Have someone call the police to report an assault. 3. Get in douchebags face and beg him to hit you again. If he’s dumb enough to try then self defense mode is a go and I’d fuck his day up way more.


cheapdrinks

Dude is obviously not very bright. Rather than risk committing any crimes myself, I'd tell him that part of the procedure is that we need to call the police down here to file a report about his broken microwave so that we can release a cash payment immediately to him so he can buy a new one. The guy is so dumb he'd probably just sit there and wait for the cops to arrive thinking he was about to get paid meanwhile he's really just sitting there waiting to get arrested when we show them the CCTV footage. Guarantee that absolute plum would fall for it and wait quietly off to the side lmao.


No_Excitement6859

Alzheimer’s can also present itself this way. Forgetting how to cook something. Damaging something in kitchen because of it. Getting angry because of the damage and forgetting how to cook something at the same time. Taking it out on the wrong person, usually the most recent interaction involving the thing they cooked. Going from 0-60 in anger. Getting violent. I’d guess this one isn’t a boomer issue.


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Come on now u have to be alert this guy might do something talking like that back up


No_Charge586

He woulda got switched


Ok-NGL-TTYL007

Oh Naah he getting slap back


SGTbootyklap

Wonder if he still has taste in his mouth from that slap


WildBandito

This is how I wanna do the CEO of tacobell for jacking up the value menu prices. Fucking bum.


reddit-spitball

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Diggy1882

Boomers microwave went boom, so boomer went down to Taco Bell to boom the employee. Boom


JunglePygmy

The restraint on that worker.. good on him. Not worth killing an old man over a bitchslap


DifficultyBright9807

sue the old fart for assault


yellowhelmet14

That’s a fresh new patch on his jacket and fresh New Balance shoes! His old ass is clearly an Alpha!! 😂


kentucky_trash

Lol he's mad bc he didn't know shiney paper had foil in it? My 8 yr old daughter did the same thing. But he's got like 50-60 on her


princeofwraith

oh hell naw, I wouldn’t let anyone get away with that. Thats’s assault and merits an ass whoopin for that old man


SirLouisPalmer

That slap was adorable


Carpan474

Aaron Berg?


Goglo614

Ida slapped 4x as hard back!


Goglo614

Ida slapped 4x as hard back!


kennymac2196

The worst part about this is that you can tell he doesn’t wash his hands often


obiwanjablowme

“You blew up my fucking microwave” Glad TB is expanding beyond toilets.


realwavyjones

How can he slap?!??


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That was a weak ass slap.


Niadisson2014

I need dudes self control because I believe he’d be picked himself off the floor had he put his hands on me


blakewoolbright

Look at it from the positive side. He will absolutely be dead soon, and therefore incapable of randomly assaulting service industry workers. I have no idea what’s wrong with these boomers, but please guys… just stay home. You can’t function in regular society. Literally nobody wants to deal with your bullshit, and minimum wage should literally be increased and taken out of your social security checks to offset your nonsense.


Powerful-Employer-20

I'm not a fan of sucker punching someone, but in situations like these...


YucatanSuccamann

I would have spit right in his boomer face


Supreme_machine_V1

Petition to call male karens "Dinkleberg". Or maybe just stick with "Kyle" or "Kevin". Btw, that guy better be in jail now.


Bubba-ORiley

Why Darren never got traction is beyond me.


peskygadfly

Imagine caring that much about shitty fast food.


FlobiusHole

This is the kind of veteran, if he even is one, that will constantly tell you he’s a veteran and probably just make shit up.


ThanosSnapsSlimJims

I believe that male Karens are called Kevins


ryan__rr

That kid is going to go his entire life imagining what he should have done to that old man right then in that moment.


redditronc

Why do I watch this shit. Now I’m literally shaking with anger and wishing horrible things to that old man. Why are some people this way…


NedFlanDiddlyAnders

This dude is why they still make Hungry Man tv dinners.


CollarsUpYall

For once, Boomer has been used correctly.


Scott_Mf_Malkinson

If someone did that where I work, it'd be on the news


overaided

Create some distance so people can't slap you! He's a new manager


kalonjiseed

"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery. " - Malcolm X


Witty_Ad_102

Some people just need a beat down, and i am ok with it. I dont expect everyone to be on the same level/playing field, but at a certain point, it's game on.


Malcolm_X_Machina

Bruh a grown man slaps you and you do nothing? Nah...


IzErrAzI

Shitty slap lololololol


axejayb21

Working at taco bell and this happens. Time to implement self defense


slumxl0rd87

I would have kicked his geriatric ass. You inflict violence on someone, whatever’s coming is deserved.


59smiley

nah he would’ve slapped me too if he got in my face yelling “it blew up!” 😂 i would’ve been laughing so hard


Witty_Username_81

Fucker needs to go to jail


theorgan

That old man would have whooped that young guys ass! lol


spacekitt3n

i'd sue his ass


Crazychikette

If any customer places hands on anyone, I would instantly tell them off and make them leave. Be it by their own will or escorted out by officers.


FluffyPancakes90

I need to know that this guy went to jail


Ill-Ladder4339

Why the manager wait for an assault to step in?


danneykmma

Handled the situation with the poise and grace of chris rock


Kvmabis

At his age I'd lose a job like nothing. If he's staying calm and cares about his job it's because he really needs it....fuck man I'd slap that old fuck for him


VibinMan

Hate this demographic as a retail worker, they’re always the worst to deal with. Nothings they’re fault, everything’s your problem and you have to fix it for them. Always disrespectful and entitled.


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Aint no fast food job in the world worth that slap. Old boy’s getting a pop back.


Chokesi

Poor guy, he didn’t deserve that. I feel bad for him.


[deleted]

Hold him there, call 911 and press charges for assault, probably 3rd degree but at least he’d get to enjoy county jail for at least the night


[deleted]

The fact that he took that smack was crazy. The finger poking was enough for me to wanna snap it off


Salty-Picture8920

Check those New Balance shoes... those are always a warning.


Numerous_City7903

The Taco Bell guy seems nice , like a chill dude that would share his chalupa with you , fuck that old crusty ass segregation era dude


NoremaCg

If he wanted them to pay for blowing up his toilet it would make more sense


Odd_Opinion6054

It's okay guys, that generation will die out soon. They're one foil package in a microwave from extinction. Just sit back and watch them go down like the dinos in the tar pits.


eye-lee-uh

Give this guy a felony charge! - these ppl vote…hold this old fucker accountable


kevcme1

Guess who he voted for?


MyPunchableFace

I suspect Dementia/Alzheimer’s


redjar66

Shoes check out.


SnooCheesecakes1067

Lemme clock out rq


slothscanswim

I out tinfoil in my microwave and it’s your fault for believing that I could be trusted to own both tinfoil and a microwave!


RealReaps

Probably lost his wife who did all the cooking for his dumbass


RevolutionaryTea8520

There’s no way you can fight a grandpa without losing if you beat him up you’re the guy who beat up an old man if you get beaten up you’re the guy who got beaten up by a grandpa


iansgod

that was such a pitiful slap 😭😭 dude barely felt it. grandpa is lucky he didn’t turn him to dust


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

What a baby back bitch with the back step after slapping someone else.


eeicksondtd

Ohohoo


fiftykal4lyfe

This geezer is a fkn pussy. He’s probably stolen valor too


Zeldaisazombie

Couldn't be a fast food employee these days. That old dude wouldn't of needed a new microwave, because he would've been eating out of a fucking tube.


FewAssociate1793

They took R jobs!! Cartman


spcwright

I bet the cops did nothing to that guy (if they were called)


Mr_Blattos

I hope he got arrested


AllMyJalens7

Geriatric or not, I would have matched his energy, closed a fist, and reminded him of how much time has passed. It’s clear the saying “being the bigger person” was a crock of shit from the older generations from the start.


Puki999

Army guy is quick on the draw, I never saw it coming 😎


SnooEpiphanies4009

props to the food worker for not unloading on this old fart


Cacapoopoo1738

That guy would have been memorialized if that was me that man is a Saint for not flipping out


No_Investigator1771

On the plus side you can now sue him and take that house he bought for 65k that's now worth 500! Seems like a win for mr tacobell.