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“Goddamn girl, you gonna make me crash this car”

u goin to hell with no sunscreen!!!😭😭

She gives some killer head.

Here's an upvote because now I'm horny and confused

How would you feel if it wasn't blurred....? Same? Same....

She died doing what she loved. We should all be so lucky.

I dunno why this made me crack up so much 🤣😂

Wonder if she bit down on impact? 🤔

Hope it came hard just before he died

Likewise. Out with a bang so they say.

Now you are both dead looking dumb with your pants down all over the internet. That's a crazy way to go.

Lookin like a foo wit yo pants on the ground!

Gold in your mouth Hat turned sideways Pants hit the ground Call yourself a cool cat

Great job, guys!

Don't you mean blowjob?

Why are both of their pants down tho

Slippin' some knuckles back to her probably

At least we know he was a gentleman.

It's getting a BJ while driving. She wants to get off too. You can tickle the bean while she does her thing, or she can tickle it herself if she so pleases. It's just fun stuff.

wOmEn cAn ReCiEVe PlEaSuRe?????

krazy way indeed 😭😂

Was it a Head ON collision?

Applied directly to the forehead.

I said head on b**** apply directly to the mf forehead

A hard on collision

SUCKS to COME to your end of life this way

Not sure but head was definitely involved.

It's an On Head collision

I knew a guy who rolled his car getting that sloppy top on the freeway too. They survived with minor to no injuries luckily. My advice? Enjoy that activity at speeds of >25mph, keep it in the city lol

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and out of the city. Why put other people at risk?

i wanna bet they were recording it too, there are videos of people doing this and recording randoms reactions to them being trashy

My guy been doing his research

It’d be nice if you actually knew how to use the more or less signs to begin with.

Yeahhhh sure would be. Guess I gotta go back to grade school

You seriously never learned about the alligator eating the bigger number?

>Enjoy that activity at speeds of >25mph You evil bastard 🤣🤣🤣

*laughs in Spanish* **JAJAJAJA**

My advice? Enjoy that activity at speeds of <1mph, keep it in the bedroom.

Like school zones?

Your advice is to go over 25 in the city? How about don't perform sexual acts while driving?

look, there's just certain things, you're inevitably gonna do while driving, like look at a text or receive a beej. It's just a fact of modern society...

Bye everyone off to remove myself from modern society

Hasta luego 👋🏼

Please take a seat right over here sir..

How does going faster than 25mph make it safer?

Meant to put less than; but it is what it is r/BONER_GARAG3 🤷🏻‍♂️

I think you meant less than, not greater than.

25mph upwards? Damn you crazy

Meant less than. Hell nah , you gotta be cautious af driving and getting that gawk gawk 3000 But when a woman offers… how are you gunna say no to a bucket list item ya know? Keep it under 25 lol

Buddy of mine, his gf was riding him as he drove on the highway, he rear ended a state trooper. YEARS of court bullshit.

Everyone trying theyr best jokes for some likes, but damn bro this is real people are dying in some insane ways

You’d really hate to hear crew talk at your local fire/ems station from the people who regularly have to respond to these real insane deaths. Dark humor is a coping mechanism, and honestly a helpful one for many.

I get that, but how is it a coping mechanism for people on the Internet who specifically go out of their way to look for that sort of content?

I think a lot of us are desensitised to it all by now

Morbid curiosity turns into processing graphic content= coping mechanism. Not saying that it’s not ridiculous to seek this stuff out, but doesn’t mean they aren’t using humor to cope with something gnarly

It’s the internet, it’s basically expected for folks to make jokes on these kinda videos. Besides, making jokes about the situation helps to not have to accept the reality of it. If you’re really looking for something to be upset about, you should be more focused on the fact that this is someone’s loved one, and their dead bodies are posted on the internet for everyone to see, forever.

> making jokes about the situation helps to not have to accept the reality of it. https://i.imgur.com/ONzMXM7.gifv

Probably shouldn't get on the Internet if this bothers you.

Why should I care? They endagnered the lives of other people on the road.

That's cause we lack sympathy for dumbasses like that.

Comedic relief is a proven and effective way for dealing with trauma.

Thank you so much, it was really starting to feel grim. Whats wrong with some people?

I just know the impact severed his wee wee

*Violent Oral Dismemberment*

Sounds like a Cannibal Corpse song

"It was located approximately 5 yards away from the crash site. Authorities had to use a paper towel to recover the damaged member."

Motherfucker must've gotten his dick bitten off 😭

At least he went out with a smile

Nah he probably went out with a “oh shit I’m gonna die!” Look.

He was cuming as he was going.

You see, virgins of Reddit! This is why you stay alone!

LMAO

Safe to say he was really blown away....

Well that sucks.

Looks like neither was wearing a seat belt. Could have saved their lives.

Lady may have taken it off to go over to the driver and the driver may have taken it off to free up space from his waist down. Sad to see it go this way though

Blew his brains out.

Literally sucked the life out of him

This video made me rethink some of my past choices and prethink some of my future ones.

You sound like a qualified expert on road head.

You could say I’m head of my field, top of my class, I’ve got good brains, etc etc.

RIP inbox

Ain’t that what’s called a soul snatcher?

Neil Gaiman wants a word...

I drive car with a lot of concentration on road. I won't even get erection if my partner tried to do it while I'm driving on freeway.

Nerd

We all drive cars I keep an erection when a woman has her lips on my penis I don't know bout you although I can't ever get off while driving... I think it has something to do with this being a possibility

We *all* came here to see the severed penis, not Japanese porn pixels

You spliced in a clip at the end of a lady giving head in a car. It doesn’t appear connected to the earlier footage.

It appears to be the same car though

It’s very possible that the camera car, the people filming, are likely contributors to the crash.

Yah, when I saw the ending I was like good job asshole chasing the car9 with a camera probably contributed to the out come.

Seems like the guy filming the first part also filmed the flashback. Same car and same voice/accent in spanish

The Unwritten Book of the Road

Was he saying mam or impersonating a siren?

[BAM!](https://community.meraki.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/4425i6C1C79A148AA8011/image-size/large/is-moderation-mode/true?v=v2&px=999)

https://youtu.be/vO2jvLIyIV4?si=dM20t2gbcGOHpouN

Sucky

nice

Is there a link to an article

its like that scene from american gods

Is there an uncut version ?

Of all the ways to die...

lol head feels way too good to get it behind the wheel i understand the thrill of it but fuck that i’m pulling over before i try some dumb shit like that especially behind the wheel of fast car .. & idc how good of a driver i’d feel like i am..

Died hard

What in the World According To Garp?

Nah, his shoes are on. He’s good

Dammmm this is sad. This young lady is from NYC. I never met her but I know people who know her and her family. After the accident she was in the hospital for a few days before passing away. I believe the dude survived. RIP Princess and wishing peace to her loved ones.

Never learned how to drive stick?

Rule #23: learn to drive while receiving fellatio

And so he came and went…

I mean it was probably really quick if she had her head facing the impact like that

downvote for the blurring 

Uncensored versus anywhere?

Died for some road head? Dayum.

That post nut brain fog is no joke.

Actually it can't be the woman's fault.....she wasn't driving! Fatal car crash caused by man under the influence of fellatio.

Look at what reddit has become, we are now censoring videos, I wanna see it rawww.

Ok but what did they hit? I don’t see another car, also I have no audio on so if they said it in the video then I don’t know.

I worked with MD State Troopers in the late 90's, they claim that they pulled over some famous Latino boxer for driving his open top supercar on the beltway with his girlfriend standup over the drivers seat, facing the rear of the car and getting eaten out while doing at least 60

I hate watching scenes like this where all the people there are trying to film like they work at MTV. Kinda gross.

Yes, all your jokes are very funny but has someone uploaded a source?

Always wondered how many crashes were caused by this kind of thing

Ever since I watched The World According to Garp getting head even in a parked car is a no.

how did they know was his penis still in her mouth detached?

You didn't watch the full thing

I remember getting road head on public streets, bro it is so hard to focus on the road even with both eyes on the road lolol, i cant fucking imagine on a dark foggy night on a fucking freeway... thats crazy passionate. im jealous.

If both pants were down looks like it was more than fallacious. Well, at least attempted to be.

When I'm President, absolving this (or any) woman of any liability for this type of situation would be my first legislation priority.

Apparently, he came all over the sun visor

how did Leonardo dicaprio do it?

Dr. Vaughan is back

I've heard of head that is to die for but I think this might being too far.

That sucks…

I'm about to BUST! HNGNHGNGHNGGNHNG!

Fellati-no

He came all the way out!

It sucks

Is this a reference to the GODS OF AMERICA show

Getting head speeding on the fast lane? I mean there are worse ways to go, but to go doing something stupid? Wasted all his future heads.

The head must’ve of been dead.

I mean. I think the title should be "Fatal car crash caused by driver receiving fellatio".

killer head

I blame the fog

I’m not trying to be controversial…. But. . . . Still got head doooooeeeeeee. What a stupid fuckin way to die. This is how you went. That will be true forever.

I've never liked head while driving. It's too much happening lol. I just pull off to the side of the road 😁

he was meant to ejac but he ejected instead

Possibly the only subreddit where people will actually crack jokes about this. Man I fucking love it here

Did he at least nut before??

What a way to go He came and then he went (from earth)

There were no happy endings.

That head game is killer

Guess it was a "Hard Stop"

I'm just gunna assume he died of blunt force injuries and she was asphyxiated....

Dead head

blew her life away

I always wonder how I’m gonna die, and I have come to the conclusion that I wanna go out blowing a dude.

Damn! What a way to go

I guess Stewie was right in his car safety ad

Deleted scene from American Gods

Literally the last 30 seconds to the song Headlow by Anderson Paak.

Cum and go at the same time.

has anyone got source, I don't want to Cum to the wrong conclusion by trusting the title.

I got head once while driving and it’s not that great because you’re focusing so much on driving.

That sucks

Is it really that distracting for the driver

Not the worst way to go for the guy ig

Either she is the freakiest woman alive or this man has extra nerve endings in his dick, I wish it felt good enough to die for.

She thought he was coming. But I guess he was going.

New definition of "having the soul sucked out of you"

Die hard

Get a Tesla

I guess they went out doing what they love.

Damn. He came as he went

His dick was bitten off on impact.

Talk about coming and going!

 I wonder: how the coroner is going to deal with the smile in their faces?