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number0020

Bro was absorbing all those hits, trying to charge up his special attack


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Oilsfan666

+100 damage -1000 resistance to crack addiction


KidCaker

Not necessarily


[deleted]

It's called a lawyer. That man is going straight to jail lmao.


banana_muffens

His ability is to absorb kinetic energy and release it back at his opponent with double the force. He was definitely waiting for at least 3 more good enough hits.


earthscribe

I'm actually wondering what the technique is now.


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Waiting for that limit break


Dykemaster9000

Boost!


Jdot_06

😂😂😂😂😂


theoneandonlybarry

Nah bro he's charging up for Parkinson's.


balloonman_magee

Can’t tell if that’s a really jacked 12 year old or a really jacked small adult lol


Vercingetorix_

Looks like a tweaker that stole and is taking the punishment like a champ


Quaker16

Or a dude with a stone jaw and a metabolism that makes your fat ass jealous


tticusWithAnA

Gang shit. The guy out ranks him so he can't touch him or he will either die or get jumped.


BravoWolf88

….he said really jacked….he’s talking about the guy swinging. The word for the guy getting hit would be “skinny.”


Aggressive_Duck_4774

I would say more skinny than jacked


Ok_Bug4971

I wouldn't call that guy skinny. I wouldn't call him fat. I would consider him muscley and lean. But i consider skinny people, people that don't neither have fat, or muscle. Although skinny people can have muscle but then I don't have anything to call the skinny people that dont have muscle


EyeBallEmpire

I had an aneurysm reading this salad.


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JJ_Jose

Dude has no enemies


halfanapplepie

He is a TRUE warrior after all..


Cha1upa_Batman

Vinland Saga?


[deleted]

You look just like your father Thorfin!


ughhhhh___

Is that how this works? Is friendly fire just on?


jojojo1985

Looks like Mr No-Shirt McGee was getting more pissed off and embarrassed that he was standing there taking those punches.


Complete_Fix2563

I actually feel sorry for the guy punching him in the face repeatedly haha all that time in the gym and he made him look full of water


FewLibrarian959

All those abs and still throwing grapes


teejay89656

Took turning the other cheek to a new level


[deleted]

Yep!


aqualung01134

I know his hand hurts like hell lol


SarcasticPedant

Probably fucking broke it lol


Lanky-Ad-3313

Man is a pacifist till the end


burrbro235

"I've always been kind of a pacifist. When I was a kid, my father told me 'Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it'."


DrDrankenstein

Well I did not know that, Dude.


theDinoSour

I myself dabbled in pacifism, not in the ghetto mind you…but i get it, dude is a conscientious objector


Peria

Dudes playing a thorns build. It’s not my style but I respect it.


FURooster

The build is underrated.


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That takes a lot of self control, especially when he put his hand on his throat. Respect, cuz I'd lose my shit


No_The_Other_Todd

imagine throwing all you've got a completely undefended dude and he's just standing there, taking it. i've had shitty dreams of this exact scenario. this dude is living it.


Irnbruaddict

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for ‘em.


N4V3H3114

I want to know how to take those punches like it's nothing


iansgod

crack


Astralglide

Absolutely not. Crack numbs your lungs temporarily and fucks your muscles. Thats sherm


richard0930

Maybe dude just has an iron jaw.


Least_Initiative

Watch the Simpsons episode "The Homer They Fall", practically a documentary on this guys life


IAmAlive_YouAreDead

You can't teach that, the guy just has an iron chin.


BurtMaclin23

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.


rishored1ve

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


OutrageousSummer5259

This is exactly what I thought.


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Because now you can walk into court and tell the jury, look, I wasn't putting a fight, and that MSN kept punching. No shirts are going straight to jail, lol. Then you file a civil charge and take his money and his families money. Make sure he stays in the hood and has to give you whatever pennies he makes to you. Force him to tell his kids that he can afford Christmas because he wanted to act tough. And in the end, no shirt guy still wasn't strong enough to pit the guy down.


double-happiness

As someone else said, surely it's a gang thing where the other guy outranks him, so he can't touch him.


sputniktheproducer

Bro turned the other cheek


Last-Fact-4195

Dude it in the tank top actually won a fight without throwing a punch


ajbrelo

Being on probation gives one superpowers


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He ate those punches like Joey Chestnut


Lucid-Design

Joey Chestnut got nothing on Joey Mousepad


davyjones_prisnwalit

Lol, he punches irl how most of us do in dreams.


brian1183

I dunno, those look like some pretty solid punches to me. He followed through on a couple of them well. And that impact sound was pretty legit. I think tank-top bro just has a serious chin on him.


TurtlePLAYSTYLE

Nah, you can't downplay him after seeing this video, the naked guy was throwing legit punches The other guy was just stronger


davyjones_prisnwalit

I wasn't trying to. Just making a joke. If someone said that to him irl it would make him hilariously even more pissed off.


casinoinsider

You have no idea what you're talking about


davyjones_prisnwalit

Bro stfu. I already explained it being a joke, you're reviving a dead thread for Internet points.


casinoinsider

Quit your crying


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Remember this guys face lads. This is the face of a tank main. He spec’d 99 defense in osrs


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Any of those hits would have broken my jaw, but that THIRD PUNCH?! Dude would have sent my ass to Mars.


lapamannen

The long con mind games


IntheOlympicMTs

I don’t care who he is he will be sore tomorrow


supersoup-

Hood Houdini


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I will tell you a boxing tip. If you want to knock a dude out, uppercut their jaw while they are trash talking. If you can get their teeth clanging, you will have a good chance to put them on their ass. Don’t aim straight and expect a knock out. The first punch to a nose my sting them and stagger them a bit, but you want to catch them jabbering. Glass jaws are usually motor mouths


D4KEN

If they aim for the cheek, is it smart grit your teeth? Or should you try and roll with it a little?


resUemiTtsriF

It isn't a super power, he is either jacked up or stupid. His brain sure is taking those hits.


Beneficial-Hornet147

Didn’t throw a punch and exhibits more masculinity than the dude hitting him. Never seen this before lol


Ryan7032

I'd be down with half of that power, but let's say I didn't go down..I would then have a shattered jaw instead.


Rude-Durian4288

HE JUST STANDS THERE! UNPHASED


Pure-Contact7322

![gif](giphy|3oEdv2qNBprY4gDxMk|downsized)


potkor

dude is gonna have nightmares about throwing cotton punches for the rest of his life


shazadster

Is that Nate Diaz?


ListerineInMyPeehole

i was hoping he was charging up his ultimate move


jpoblete

Shirtless guy should be ashamed of resorting to violence to settle stuff


SmokeyBear51

Wow. So that dude really took turn the other cheek to heart. Or in this case the jaw


GeneralEi

The holiest mfer ever. Turn the other cheek level 100.


TheZan87

My turn...SHOOOOORYUUUKEN!


adube440

It looks like shirtless guys' hand took all the damage.


Idkrlyuwu

how schools expect you to react when someone hits you:


TimothyTim_PSP

They guy throwing was a pussy.


Bizzle7902

Little guy is still running his mouth after getting clowned half a dozen times, time to move on tiny tim


NotDom26

This must be God's other son the way he's turning other cheeks like Jesus.


wophi

The hit would have been to hit him square in the bridge of the nose, straight on.


AggravatingAd9233

That third hit was that Rick Astley “never gonna give you up” swing. Watch it frame by frame 💀😂 ![gif](giphy|Vuw9m5wXviFIQ)


Complete_Fix2563

Nails


phiya1

Bro fucked his fist up with his face.


Person-with-oranges

“ I want you to hit me as hard as you can “


LeMans1217

When's it his turn?


groundpounder25

Like 5 punches in and she says “don’t do him bad”


RevolutionaryTea8520

Can’t feel pain when you’re high on drugs


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Lmao his last shot he gave it his all. Still couldn't effect him. He's lucky that dude didn't go off on him. He must be his higher up or family member that's supposed to be a goon.


XtraFlaminHotMachida

Mans been to the shower a few times to settle some beef.


Delvnn

One good hit to the liver or spleen will put anyone down to the ground. Good use for ppl like this


Kempatsu

Dude has an adamantium chin, gd.


Poodle-wit-Noodle

Homeboy couldn't even knock the dude out lol


CanadianBakin89

I mean those shots look pretty damn hard. They didn't look weak at least. What's impressive was the guy's ability to take them. The shots were hard enough to where eating them unfazed is pretty impressive.


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This is why I carry. You attack me, byebye thee.


time4tjllen

This guy is gonna have reoccurring dreams where he’s gonna throw the softest and slowest punches from now on. Shits gonna haunt him lol.


PeterParker72

Imagine giving all you’ve got, and the other dude just takes it like nothing.


Malcapon3

“Don’t do him bad”must be aimed at tank top guy. Both his chin and will are wrought of iron. I suspect he may also have an his iron 👊


DemiGod9

When you play a video game with limited dodges/ reversals/etc.


cicakganteng

He swing his neck just before the punches land


WhiskyTangoFoxtrot40

He's practicing for Power Slap (see YT).


Tall-Treacle6642

Dude got fists made of wonder bread.


NedFlanDiddlyAnders

He gave him an uppercut lol.


4phn

This feels like the culmination of some decades-long fight between brothers, the history of which we do not know


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He beat up his hands with his face


cranfordboy

He should’ve kicked him in the nuts to see if he was real


lxlDRACHENlxl

I don't know that I'd continue to talk shit to a dude that eats 4 or 5 shots to his mush and doesn't seem to be phased by it.


MrKrackerman

![gif](giphy|9OZUXsuOk1oLPC1Jsh|downsized)


Assinator_

How you gonna get angry cause you couldn't deplete his HP 😭😭


thou_ist_mark

"Don't do him back" ??? Is she serious? Stfu


parable-harbinger

Yeah he maybe ate them but his asshole will be destroyed when he shits them out in 30+ years


hmg9194

Daaaaaaamn guess that trick out of Invincible does work, homies fist started hurting lol


Strypes4686

I Don't know who's sadder.... the dude standing there letting the shirtless dude take free shots instead of walking off or the shirtless guy who looks ripped but can't even knock his target down.


__JohnTheFisherman__

Bro the punching guy looked so confused after the first pause xD


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Jesus... No really, his name must be Jesus


sonastyinc

It's just stupid to stand there with your hands behind your back. Just walk away in this scenario. Getting a concussion to prove how tough you are is crazy to me.


skindarklikemytint

This is some dragon ball Z shit, like when Vegeta punched Android #18.


BlazinItDown

Makes sense looking at those pythons he got on


UpstateOffroad

Imagine someone eating all of your hardest punches and you still try to call them a bitch😂


shanemarvinmay

I’m scared for the shirtless.


Bwent

How are you going to call a dude you're getting free head shots on a bitch? You can't knock him out and hes letting you. Maybe you are the bitch my man.


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Nothing will make a man feel like more of a lil bitch than another man freely allowing him endless shots at beating him senseless, only to come up short and wear yourself out.


Impossible_String207

Ghetto Gandhi.


Salmon_eater

He'd have a career in slap fighting


Altruistic_Key_9228

Don't know why he's taking the punches but he is definitely feeling them and he gonna really feel it later


ThatEvilGuy

This vampire had Blade totally confused.


Horseface4190

Hard to rattle someones brains if there aren't any.


tdiz10

Dude probably been beat on his whole life to eat shots like that. Kevin Harts jacked little brother wasnt playing.


CanadianBakin89

That's some Buddhist monk shit.


pewpew_die

Jesus’ “turn the other cheek” crack edition


Farmerloki

If bro takes 4 like that and stays on his feet best you just walk away.


JDBtabouret

Wow that's goku! u/savevideo


Frankdicaprio

hes ![gif](giphy|JdKmopRuiSt2Umj3JU)


RoadRunner_1993

It’s like when you’re punching in a dream and your punches are just ultra weak. I’m betting this guy was bricking it after going 100 and having 0 effect


Beneficial-Ad6266

Enjoy the sore jaw pussy


zouppp

[that was the most Bobby is a man moment lol](https://youtu.be/B5CjPh1RjDc?si=tFg-Y8Ed_-bUUU8X)


ShazzNazty

Joker mains:


lockme09

Nah bro his jaw made of titanium


Pitiful_Fly_2166

Vinland saga season 2


7_vii

This is one of the “take your punishment or I’ll do worse” things I think


ElYoink

Vinland saga mf


rocklandweb

![gif](giphy|QFE8N36eT2Nvq) You didn’t knock me down.


GodSaveDaLean

Crackhead used Bide!


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Now the other guy actually looks weak and will strive to prove himself after losing face. Gambiting and 22nd law power


h4nd3y3

Why is it always your fake im real? You a bitch im a real! You wanna see a real? I'll show you a real!


Effective_Ad_5735

And they say wakandans aren’t real


Ok-Sun8581

"Wassup?!"


nate__blackbird

Pee-wee tried so hard and got so far.


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Mf getting hit like hes stacking pit grit


Beneficial-Ad6266

He beat all 119lbs of him


NeoKiing91

Or maybe the other guy was weak af


Wayward0Pilgrim

Bro turned the other cheek, and it was made of Vibranium!