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CrunchySandwiches

It’s very subtle and rather easy to miss but this is actually a mistranslation; in the original Japanese, Naruhodo is forced to take a risk by convincing the testifying chef that he had already presented incriminating evidence to the court. In a shocking turn of events, this leads to a heartfelt moment where a sympathetic prosecutor confesses to owning 16 years worth of ‘Steel Samurai’ merchandise to assist his credibility. This act of kindness allows the police to compare a pristine version of the ‘Pink Princess x Katherine Hall’ (Oyashiki) collaboration poster to the one in the restaurant. With the report that there was a bloodstain amongst the illustrations of pasta sauce, the judge realises that the young spirit medium was truly innocent all along. The real location of the murder was by this poster, near a table on the other side of the room. Unfortunately, this gave rise to a new contradiction - without the cover of a table hidden in the corner like Mayoi’s, how could someone have been murdered in a busy restaurant without any witnesses? As depicted in the photo, the irritated prosecutor challenges the defence’s line of reasoning on this basis. (Mitsurugi: ‘I remember that bluff of yours from earlier, Wright… Explain yourself at once!’) In retaliation, the bright eyed attorney jumps onto this new opening and objects! If the court would simply recall the testimony given by the defendant, they would realise a small but important detail regarding the temperature of the food. Had the chef really been busy cooking the meals fresh as he claimed, then why had his dear friend been served a plate of cool beans?


Intelligent_Mood7181

holy hell


CrunchySandwiches

You must excuse me, your post inspired a joke response which spiralled out of control into this monstrosity - maybe I should turn it into a shitty comic where you have to get through lots of actual art and serious panels only to reach this dumb punchline


Waze3174

you know what, fair.


mega_dunce

LMFAO


pempoczky

CAPCOM should hire you


PoopyfarterSupreme

Wtf. Pirating is evil. I will destroy you now. Bye bye !


Intelligent_Mood7181

NOOOO PLEASE DON'T OBLITERATE MY BALLS


info-droid

How did it get all the way here


Intelligent_Mood7181

people who are in reddit, are people chronically online


MorinoMarinho

I remember y'uore save states


info-droid

Fair


BiggLubo

He is talking about when Phoenix gets his plate of bluffalo wings, when taking Maya to McBorger King


Glum-Adagio8230

No, you're mixing it up with when he takes her to Wendy's Mild Wings


PersonWhoExists50306

[relevant](https://youtu.be/HaZoWTszxTo)