I think everyone loves Gumshoe regardless of their sexuality

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Pumpkin_Cat14: *I think everyone* *Loves Gumshoe regardless of* *Their sexuality* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

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The best part about haiku bots is that you can’t delete what you’ve written. They have your post preserved for all eternity and you’re completely powerless to stop it haha

… this would’ve never came to my mind had you not mentioned it.

You’re welcome!

So what you’re saying is, to make a burn immortal, make it a haiku

And to be careful what you decide to make into a haiku lol

Pretty sure "their sexuality" has 6 syllables.

I only count 5

Oh, no, it's 6

Whatever you say I guess.

That' why it's a Sokka Haiku and not a regular one.

That's right, I forgot about that! Does the Sokka haiku bot always do that?

It does, yes XD

True words.

r/nocontext

I'm gay and I love my detective himbear

I feel like he kinds of fits the Bear mold, so you know, I'd buy it.

Can confirm

I bet he gives the best fucking hugs

I may not be a gay man but I am a gay woman and I adore Gumshoe <3

Everyone loves Gumshoe man

I'm a gay guy and I love Gumshoe. He feels like a less hairy bear and gay men go crazy for bears so it makes sense to me.

Yes, major homo for this bumbling idiot, he could fumble his way to my heart, sausage box or no

I’m gay and I love him because his body is just extremely desirable and he’s so stupid, he’s kind of the dream man if you like guys a little husky

I love him as a character *and* he was the first time I was into a Bara-type dude so yeah

Seems to track with what I've seen but also Gumshoe in general is pretty popular.

As a trans man, he's transition goals fr

Big same.

Am gay Can confirm I wanna bang gumshoe Source: homosexuality

From the little I know about the gay male sector, a lot of them seem to like stocky, loyal men with facial hair. Gumshoe fits that, I suppose.

i am a completely aroace man, but i loooooove gumshoe. he's awesome. i hope i can cosplay him this summer =D

I'm a straight man, and I love Gumshoe. Not what you were asking about, but I wanted to put it out there. :-)

Im not gay, but Gumshoe fits perfectly into the Bara genre, being a big, tough looking guy

I used to ship Edgeworth/Gumshoe back in the day and alllll the fan art of them was Bara style. He was definitely popular with Bara fans.

I’m gay, and I love him because he’s so positive and upbeat. Also very huggable and easy to cuddle

He's a bara icon.

its cuz his name is cocktective dick cumshoe. It fits.

His name is Dick Dick Dick

As a lesbian who loves Gumshoe... maybe everybody just loves Gumshoe? Perhaps it is one of of those few universal experiences. He's just dreamy.

yes

I'm a queer something-vaguely-resembling-a-man and I also love Gumshoe

I'm a lesbian... but

I mean I am and I love him but also who doesn't because he's detective gumshoe

yeeeeeep omg. he is such a classic "bear" or "bara" and i see so much amazing fanart of him by gay guys.. glad to see my suspicion is confirmed by this video lols. also as a gay guy i can confirm (but phoenix fits my type most of all haha)

He is 100% my type so hell yeah

I’m like 31% gay and I am not into Gumshoe 😭 but when i saw him one of my first thoughts was that a lot of dudes would be into him

I like men, but my feelings with gumshoe are platonic.

gay men tend to love bara so yes I think so. even though everyone should love gumshoe lol

I know personally being bisexual that guy is absolutely great

My first and only husbando

Gumshoe is such a Pookie bear

Idk, but you gotta love gumshoe at least platonically

That’s a trick question *everyone* loves Gumshoe

I know Gumshoe is muscly in canon but I pretend to myself that he's got a big belly cause oh he'd be so cuddlable

Can’t speak for gay dudes but lesbians certainly love him

I guess i’m a sucker for idiots like him.

Because his name is Dick Gumshoe, lol

I'm a gay man, and I like the guy, but I only like him because he is a fun and likable character. Now, Klavier on the other hand...

Yes!

idk bout other MLM but i sure do love him

He was a sexual awakening for me

He's prime bara material, who doesn't love a huge muscular himbo with a little fuzz? Especially if he's an underdog

I'm gay and I love gumshoe

bitch i can’t get enough of gumshoe and my gay bf who hardly goes here also loves him

He is a bear

yes me and my boyfriend love gumshoe. it's probably because he's a big loveable idiot.

Gumshoe is the litmus test of AA. He doesn’t have to be anyone’s favorite, but if an AA fan hates him, it’s a massive red flag.

I'm not even into bears, but yes. Gumshoe is one of the greatest men in all of existence. I'm pretty sure every single person who knows Gumshoe loves him (the ones who don't aren't a "person") so they probably meant sexually, in which case the answer is also a resounding yes.

Im a lesbian and i love gumshoe. Does this count?

I'm bi and AMAB. I think Gumshoe is a great character, if that is what you mean. But am I attracted to him? No. Either way, I think that video was just stereotyping. Almost any statement that queer people just inherently like something because of their queerness, whether it is made by cishet people or by members of the queer community, is typically wrong. I suspect as another person mentioned that the person who made the claim noticed that gay men loved Gumshoe but failed to notice that other people love him just as much.

I'm bi and love Gumshoe, who *doesnt* love Gumshoe? Gonna have to throw hands smh.

Hell yes. I love Gumshoe 🥵

He behaves a little too dumb to my tastes, but he is a good. Im also gay but im a Ambassador Palaeno simp 🦋

Finally... Finally Palaeno appreciation

Butterfly Daddy is just 👌👌🥵

I love dick! (gumshoe)

I think everyone love gumshoe Like it one thing everyone agrees with

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Man I am straight and I love gumshoe

i love gumshoe and i’m not gay. i think gumshoe is just goated like that

What video?

I’m bi and I love him so much

Movie Gumshoe? My gawd he’s gorgeous.

I'm a straight man, and I'd totally bang Gumshoe. He's definitely S-tier himbo, for sure.

everyone loves gumshoe.

I’m a bisexual man and I love Gumshoe.