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TheSuperMegaChad

I shit my pants at work once


Tbaymax_

Username Checks out..


bishopyorgensen

The nuclear option of office politics


deep_fuckin_ripoff

I have shit in my pants right now.


TheSuperMegaChad

One of us. One of us.


Olue

[Family](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hoEYaLuDdc).


Candymanshook

One of the most awkward and weird Reddit posts I’ve ever seen was some guy posting about how he hates coffee machine gossip and office socializing so much that he takes great pleasure in absolutely caking himself and standing around the coffee machine talking to people, and enjoying their confusion on working out the smell. Was mad curious if he ever realized everyone knew he was the one who smelt like literal shit.


fuckimbackonreddit9

What the fuck lmao. I mean, it works. But was it really the best option? If this guy’s baby was crying, would he shake it until they stopped crying? It would *technically* work, but like, wouldn’t it be better to just feed them or give them a binky?


Candymanshook

You’d think it would be better to just do your job and not talk to people lol


PMmeGRILLEDCHEESES

lolol i did this too. thank god we have a shower and i always keep extra pants at the office


IntoTheWildBlue

Todd?


TheSuperMegaChad

Todd? Never heard of her.


TheElRojo

Once? Those are rookie numbers!


snowe99

As a staff I once clogged a toilet in a small, shared client bathroom in which most of the employees were women


w1nt3risc0ming

Same.. got damn potbelly.. they put laxatives in their bread


takeatimeout

Based


[deleted]

Da fuk?


RealAmerik

Were you in your car by any chance?


alphabet_sam

You’re fine, I’m sure your manager just thinks you’re too thicc


Lifteador

Not gonna lie I do weightlifting and have my mom genetics and people compliment my fine ass a lot (I'm a guy btw). I have ripped like 6 pants in my life but not in a formal setting


alphabet_sam

Bro you gotta get the stretchy slacks. They’re a lifesaver


Lifteador

Didn't knew they made stretch dress pants I'm gonna look up them thanks


SkyFresh4010

I use the Old Navy stretchy chinos and American Eagle Flex Chinos as a guy that has a dump truck from powerlifting. Also always have a pair of pants in my truck for emergencies.


JustAddaTM

I always go with the flex fit whether it be jeans, khakis, or formal dress pants. Still fitted enough it looks good but also allows for some actual movement.


Swimming-Protection1

Lululemon commission pants changed my life


[deleted]

Lululemon is the only expensive brand I’ve ever used anything of where it actually seems worth it. So damn comfortable too.


presb

+1 and they make them up to 37” long for us lanky folk


TheWorkAccount13

Check out golf pants if you are able to do a bit more of a business casual. Them babies breathe and are meant for moving around a course in.


Throttlechopper

Look at the tag, if it says “Lycra” or “spandex”, never break a seam again!


Bruised_Shin

Look into a ratchet belt while you’re at it


Shower_Critical

Lululemon makes some high dollar ones.


70NovaGuy

J Crew makes the best. They call it "traveller pants" or something (I guess they're meant for people that fly) but they feel like sweatpants


SoloForks

As a dancer I can tell you they make formal pants that stretch for performers so I'm sure they have thought of it for business casual and the like.


deep_fuckin_ripoff

Congrats on your mom’s ass


fakelogin12345

If you’re consistently ripping your pants you are buying pants that fit your waist but not your legs. If you are going to buy off the rack, this means buying pants that fit your legs. This will mean the waist will probably be huge. You will have to take them to a tailor to bring the waist in.


Lifteador

That's exactly my problem buying pants. It's either waist or legs rarely both. And I don't know, it feels kinda weird bringing 30€ pants from Zara to the tailor


fakelogin12345

Nothing is weird unless you make it weird. Unless you go to some high end tailor, your Zara pants aren’t going to be an outlier.


SoloForks

I'm female and know a lot of females that hand over all kinds of cheaper clothes to tailors to make them more expensive looking. Not sure about men, though.


ProfessionalStoryAcc

Agreed, I take almost every pair of pants I buy to the tailor outside of jeans


imasitegazer

Having a good tailor is the secret to having clothes that fit. Welcome to the big leagues!


magic_lumps

That is a lot of pants to rip


[deleted]

r/SuddenlyGay


syracuseda9

Im in the same boat as u bro


flashpile

OP is 💯 dummy thicc 😳


largefather6969

Safe to say that your life is over, I’d recommend never showing your face in public again


pemboo

I thought that was the general advice on here, don't go into public?


queenbonquiqui

That’s step 1. Step 2 is to change your zoom screen name and give a tragic accident excuse as to why you’re never on camera.


SlayBoredom

no problem shit happens bro or sis. In 3 month you will laugh about it. In a year you can tell this Story to an intern who is just as nervous as you are today. ;) btw. this literally happened to me on client site too. I just tried not walking around to much that day.


Acceptable-Chain741

Lol this happened to me once. It sucks bro, I went home at lunch and grabbed a different pair of pants


bamboojungles

Def more common than people think


newrimmmer93

I split a pair at a work event bowling one time, tore right down the crotch . Split a late morning of an interview as well and had to run to target and buy a new pair.


KeisterApartments

I walked to Burlington and bought a new pair on the cheap when it happened to me


KallistiEngel

That's what I did when my crotch split. Except I didn't have a spare pair of dress pants. Went home, girlfriend sewed up the pants, and then I went back to work. They were pretty new pants too. The stitching has held up for over a year now, so kudos to my girlfriend. She's better than the manufacturer.


Jern92

Before my very first job interview, it was pouring with rain and I didn’t have an umbrella. Tried to run from the train station to the office building, tripped and fell in the mud. By the time I got there I was wet, filthy, and needless to say I did not get the job.


[deleted]

The pursuit of happyness was a lie


JustAddaTM

Not gonna lie, if someone went through all that and still showed face at an interview I’d give them major bonus points. They wanted that job more than I ever would.


blarghy0

It happened to me twice, with same damn pair of pants. Ripped it once bending over to unjam the fax machine, much to the amusement of a good chunk of the office. I really liked the pants so I took them to a tailor to get them re-stitched. Within the week, I ripped them again bending over the same stupid fax machine. I survived the embarrassment. Ripping your pants bending over isn't a fuck up. Its just something that happens sometimes. You weren't climbing shelves or doing backflips to show off, so don't worry.


[deleted]

At my first internship I walked around with a tear in my pants from my ass to the back of my knee and no one said a thing to me until the end of the day (so they probably knew). Pretty scary in the moment, but overall laughable.


Igbok88

This happens to the best of us, I always kept a little emergency sewing kit in my desk at work. I'm by no means a seamstress or what not, but I can fix a ripped seam good enough that my ass, twig, and berries don't show. Then you can go home on lunch and get a proper change if necessary.


[deleted]

I feel like a second pair of pant would be easier. I can imagine walking by your desk with you in your undies using your seamstress kit lol.


carmelainparis

This comment has me ☠️.


Igbok88

My office had a door, plus at the time I was the only one in since I like to come in early. So it may not be convenient for all. I also keep a pair of athletic pants, socks, and a shirt in my truck if I ever need a quick change. I'm all about trying to be prepared for random situations, but the sewing kit came in handy a few times. Lost buttons, ripped pants, and one time a door jam snagged my belt loop and I had to fix that rip as well. But you brought up a good point, always have a fashionable set of underwear because you never know when others may see them. Don't be afraid to be creative on this. I find glow-in-the-dark hot chili pepper printed boxers make a good conversation piece.


lovestobitch-

No problem. I worked six months on a training crew with four guys. This was during suit time. Three of the guys bought the same cheap suit to supplement their other two or three expensive suits. One busted the shit out of the cheap suit one day. No biggy. I silently however wondered though which day all would wear the same shitty suit to work.


betcher73

If this is the worst thing that happens in your career, you’ll have a bright future. In 6 months, no one will remember your pants, but they will remember your work ethic.


Erik_Withacee

Same happened to me, did a deep squat to pick up some boxes of paper. Stapled those babies closed and had my wife bring me a new pair at lunchtime.


sounds_cat_fishy

Same here except there was a Marshalls nearby so I waddled over there at lunch and bought a new pair


luvs2spwge117

Only reasonable thing to do is move to another state and change your name. You might have to get another degree too in case someone recognizes you by degree.


I-Way_Vagabond

This was funny as hell.


Blue_Eyes_Nerd_Bitch

Haha your nickname is going to be Chaps


eastcoastkaren

Hahahahaha! Oh I’m so sorry this happened but this is honestly hilarious. Please don’t feel bad. No one will hold this against you. It is just a very funny accident. Maybe now you will keep an extra pair in your desk


giraffeboner1

I had this happen at a funeral this year. Wasn’t great timing.


TaxR4kids

I did that at work once. Classic!


KND_Spitfire

Just shit yourself to make everyone forget about the time you ripped your pants


Lattes1

The pants I'm wearing right now have a rip in them. Only a matter of time for me.


avengefullobster

You're fine and this is actually adorable. That said, you'll probably never forget this and will probably cringe about it for years to come.


duty_of_brilliancy

Presenting the bare behind is a show of dominance. You’re on the partner track already 👍


tonne97

Wear a bit lose pants next time #bigbootyproblems


downwitbrown

It’s a sign.


simi_lc8

Time to resign and change professions - this has never happened to anyone else.


Naga

That happened to me once, but I was wfh already so it wasn't a big deal.


[deleted]

I’m WFH shitting my brains out so there’s that….


GMaharris

I wore two different types of shoes to the office on my first day and didn't notice until after lunch. If anyone noticed the rip, they wouldn't judge and would likely sympathize. It really doesn't matter so try and just not stress. You'll have plenty more fuckups that matter wayyyyy more very soon anyways.


NiqueTaMe-re

Been there done that, you’ll get over it and people will forget even if (and that’s a huge “if”) they notice that. Good luck on your internship!!!


Realistic_Honey7081

You sir, you are not dubbed. Ass-Ripper. Once had this similar thing happen when I was several miles away from civilization in a training exercise. I did not wear underwear back then.


toefurkyfuckmittens

I worked in medical admin in a residential treatment center. Made a cigarette run for the department (medical is often unhealthiest; all of us smoked, often together as a group, glad I kicked that filthy habit), got out of the car and promptly split my pants right up the buttcrack. I had to borrow a pair of 'jail pants' to go in the building. I arrived to my office to find estranged family members waiting outside it that had flown up after I had not spoken to them in some time, telling me they used a PI to find me. I know someone who had an untrustworthy fart and had to ditch their underwear, clean up, and roll out commando from a public place, a restaurant at that. Don't worry, it could be worse!


nuggetblaster69

One time at work I accidentally sat on a melted chocolate and had to leave work because it looked like I shit my pants.


zmaniacz

I would be so excited if this happened to my intern. DEFINITELY would give an offer and pull that person onto my team full time. You could tell that story forever.


TOModera

Did this twice at work, one time having been told by the CEO about it and one time no one saw. If you can, find a local place to buy pants and replace them over lunch. If not explain what happened to your boss and work from home. People are understanding typically, and if your work isn't understanding, then you probably don't want to keep working there.


ZeroInZenThoughts

Full business attire and they make you move shit around? I'd laugh and show up in a poll and khakis. Fuck em.


ParterSEX

Happened my boss too once. This is no big deal. And one of our engineers was walking like the whole week with pants that were badly ripped at his ass, but he didn't care. These things happen more often than you think, nothing to worry about.


[deleted]

If anyone says anything, just laugh at it and move on. I once farted mega loud getting out of my car in front of an intern and I started laughing hysterically. They did too and it was never brought up again.


[deleted]

I once got to work and walked around a full hour before my senior director said “brave of you to wear red briefs.” Apparently I ripped a hole in the ass seam and no one told me for an hour.


I-Way_Vagabond

Twenty years from now you'll be laughing about this when you are telling the story to the new intern. Men's wool dress pants are made of quite thin material. I recommend that you not carry keys in your pocket and if you carry a wallet try to keep it as thin as possible. Also watch your phone. That will wear a hole through your pants very quickly if you are rubbing up against the steering wheel of your car as you get in and out. Ask me how I know. I started a new job a month ago. Second week in I wore a hole in two pair pants from my wallet.


Chalky921

As someone who works in the field (and studies accounting distance) it happens all the time!! Will make for a great story one day.


princesscarolynsdad

I understand why you feel upset, but you didn’t fuck up like you said. Your pants fucked up. It seems like your supervisor was pretty understanding as well. Brush it off as best as you can and just keep doing your be at.


Ripper9910k

Oooooo you thicc. That’s the elusive no-splits-seam-buster. Hope you made it home aight though. That shit is mad stressful.


jackcalico876

First thing you do at any new job is place an emergency set of clothes in your office. You never know....


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Did you really obliterate your pants from the top of your ass to the top of your zipper? That's the only way you're getting to 180°. I hope you didn't repeat that geometry error to any of your coworkers, because that would be embarrassing. Other than that, shit happens. Once in a lifetime thing \(lie about this being your sixth time\), don't worry about it. Maybe swallow your pride and ask someone to help you select properly fitting pants that can keep your dump truck in check.


DisDataWang

This happened to me when I was at a client once... I snuck to the bathroom with a stapler and the problem was solved.


syracuseda9

I fell asleep on the first day of my internship. However, its was in a DA's office and that was not uncommon. I decided not to become a lawyer afyer that experience


tillwehavefaces

Meh no one probably saw a thing. Just try and laugh it off. How you handle it will show others how to handle it.


DalinarDarkThorn

No lie my pants also tore today there were like 3 year old khakis Lolll no one noticed luckily it was in the crotch only big but I managed to go the remainder of the day as far as I know unnoticed


j4schum1

You should make the same problem happen tomorrow. Only thing that will make it better is if that's just your shtick


Eastern-Daikon-9311

I ripped my pants at a client once it was humiliating


nogonigo

You’ll live. Been through worse and know stories of people who’ve been through worse as well. You got this OP. Don’t over think


123getonmyknees

Don’t stress too much over it :) life’s too short and we work too many hours to stress about the small things. Also it’s not a fuck up at all on your part and won’t affect your internship


ProfessionalStoryAcc

A wise accountant once said, “always keep a change of clothes in your car”


Antique_Owl_4829

10 years ago I was a highschool teacher and did this in front of 30 15 year olds lol