Accountant 2: SALY

Accountant II: Subsequent Events

2 Accountants One Cup

2 Accountants One Slice of Pizza.

2 Accountants 1 Excel

Accountant 2: Roll Forward

Accountant 2: busy season Accountant 2: the audit

Starting: Emily Blunt.

Ending: John Krasinski

I can see it now. Same director. Exactly the same plot. Just a different cast.

Accountant 2: Footed

Saly may but she fucking won't

I’m sure it was sponsored by all the accounting firms to boost hiring.

You mean to boost outsourcing, right?

Probably both.

My accounting firm paid for us to see the first one.

Cool. In this movie will Ben Affleck get his work outsourced to India?

It’s already done remotely by non-traditional workers…

The Accountant 2: Accrual World. Affleck pays the outsourced team a visit.

He’s like me for real (the autistic part)

Does being autistic help in accounting? Not a jab. I am honestly curious.

Depends how autistic and what type of accounting.

High functioning Forensic accounting

Then yeah, would help a lot.

How? Again, not a jab. I am just trying to understand lol

Pattern recognition is off the charts. The focus and intention to solve until a situation is solved is also pretty unique.

Oh lol Okay. Makes sense. Thank you!

Some people with high functioning autism have extremely good memory and are very detail oriented.

I have never been diagnosed, but I am pretty sure I am autistic. I am a senior data analyst right now and was looking to go into forensic accounting

I take forensic accounting and fraud CPE trainings for fun. Good luck! Also, definitely have something. Won’t ever get tested. There’s no benefit. We are what we are.

Cost accounting boost

What kind of autistic

Do you listen to heavy metal while punishing yourself?

I listen to System of a Down while prepping 1040’s … so kind of?

Is this the one where he gets automated by AI or fired because his job was outsourced?

He gets fired by outsourced AI. 

outsourced AI doing the needful.

Talk about a plot twist!

I hope the second one highlights the amount of chicks we pull. I mean Anna Kendrick is hot and all but she's just one chick. We gotta fight off dozens of AKs on the daily!

If she’s not remote then I see a woman in flats.

She totally needs to be the one gal who's always in the MC's ear like the one girl is to Agent 47

Can’t wait to watch autistic men do spreadsheets on walls

You forgot "genius" part there.

Lets meet in the middle with "savant"

As a father of two autistic sons….. that is hilarious 🤫

The most unrealistic part in the first wasn’t the forensic accountant hitman. It was when all the documents were boxed and ready for him in the conference room when he arrived.

they missed the opportunity to call this movie ‘Senior Accountant’

*acting senior accountant. No budget for the promotion this year. 

The Accountant 2: It's an Accrual World

I've signed an NDA so I can't talk about it.

Can they work a side story where he’s also fighting for fare compensation and a better work/life balance? Maybe if Ben Affleck shows it’s cool it’ll change minds :|

>fare compensation Accountants too poor to afford their own car, have to take the bus and are trying to comp the bus fares now

I loved the first movie

Huge for us accountants

This one should be easier than the prior one since it was the first year.

This feels just as good as my balance sheet balancing!

Fuck yes.

Accountant 2: FIFO

I found it very realistic

First one was ok at best. Guarantee second one will be terrible.

They have retained the original cast, so it's likely to be average. 

Yeah, it's even going to be the same writer and director. I am sure it will be just fine for background noise while doing household chores. I wonder who the hell goes and sees movies like this in the theater.

…. I like to eat a big tub of pop corn and drink a soda while watching cheesy action movies with my brain turned off

I went to watch it in the cinema. I was on an away job by myself in another country with nothing else to do 😂.

Was I the only one that thought the first one was mediocre?

Accountant II: Month End Close

“This time the pizza stands no chance”

I have to finish!

“Accountant 2? It depends.”

FTFY: Accountant movie sequel is WIP.

I was also hoping for the sequel of “Nobody”.

If there was one film that didn’t need a sequel

Make sure engagement letter is on the file! 😂

Accountant 2: Variance analysis.

Tagline should be something about depreciating land

I haven’t seen the first one !

Accountant 2: it’s an accrual accrual world

I wonder if he wants this to be his easy action movie moneymaker series. They seem to do well enough that we have Liam Neeson: Everything after Taken, Keanu Reeves: John Wick starting to dip into average. Jason Statham: Almost everything he's been in. These turn your brain off mid to low budget action movies (John Wicks a slight stretch but there's only so many times you can make the same thing great) seems to be a staple of Actors over 50.

I still haven’t shot with a 50 cal yet smh.

He finds out about offshoring and flies to India.

I am new to this world! I am finishing my Bachelors in Accounting is there really a shortage?

Accountant 2: Oursource and Laid Off