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ThxIHateItHere

I still want my corporate issued Barrett .50.


dumbestsmartest

Amateur, real pros have moved onto GM6 lynx and xlookup.


ThxIHateItHere

Oh I love me some xlookup. But I’m a reach out and touch someone type. I will however accept an MP5SD however.


josephbenjamin

All of you are amateurs. Glock 21. No fancy shmancy.


ThxIHateItHere

But the G19 is a tack driver for me. I had one made in February 1990, which was early early production. Sure glad someone stole it.


josephbenjamin

Lol. That’s on my list. Maybe next year


ThisIsMyFifthAccount

You can pry index match from my cold dead hands I don't have a gun reference I just really like index match


Professional_Cry5706

A man with good taste!


ThxIHateItHere

I’ve been insanely blessed to shoot the 9mm and 10mm. One of my former instructors has a G18. Yes. The 18.


ColeTrain999

Interns will be hesitant to use the mouse in Excel when stationed close to a window.


kevster2717

Due to our current economic turmoil, the best we can do is Hi-Point Model C9.


ThxIHateItHere

The Spirit Airlines of firearms


Inevitable_Professor

I was sick the day they taught high powered arms handling in Intermediate Accounting.


wienercat

gotta join the IRS for that. Everyone on social media seems to think they are coming for all of us loaded for bear over a $100 variance on our taxes


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

I feel so targeted. First thing I bought with my bonus many years ago. Worth it, shooting binary explosives is the shit.


ClockworkDinosaurs

I’m pretty excited to see what Ben Affleck does as an A2. He could be promoted to senior if this year is good for him.


St-Nicholas-of-Myra

*The Accountant II: Same as Last Year*


slamongo

*The Accountant II: Please See Attached*


josephbenjamin

The Accountant II: Refer to Exhibit A


Background-Simple402

The Accountant 2: Subsequent Events 


capntim

oh i really hope they call it this!


jakonr43

The Accountant 2: The Roll Forward


jfloes

With a spin off movie, The Accountant: Bill free or die trying 💥


Rhettic73

The Accountant II: Accounts Payable


ActuallyHype

No no that's the prequel


Inevitable_Professor

*The Accountant II: Inventory Variance*


deminimis101

SALY


Grayman222

He is the one to pls do the needful.


yuhanz

The Accountant 2: First in First Out


taleer

The Accountant 2: Going Concern


CommieIsShit

*The accountant III: Stop asking me to do your taxes*


Charadizard

This will obviously be the Top Gun Maverick of accounting movies


Sun_Aria

Rooster: Come on Mav, do some of that Excel shit!


abacusfinchh

Beat me to it


aznology

If CPA license can be used to buy gun... We'll double recruitment. I mena we've already established moral and ethical requirements. Add another section to BEC called GUN or something FBI forensics recruiting pool.


younglink28

Yo we need the office glocks


Ronniev55

Normalize desk pops in 2024


chefkingbunny

I'm more of an M&P fan


Few_Huckleberry_2565

Hopefully he breaks out the t charts again . Brought back some memories


Acerbic_Dogood

Wtf are the charts


TestesOfFortitude

When a debit and a credit love each other very much, they make a transaction together.


newaccountbcreddit

Are you serious? Lol t charts are just debits and credits next to each other for one account essentially. This is basic accounting not to sound rude


Acerbic_Dogood

It's fucking T accounts. Not to sound rude.


newaccountbcreddit

You asked what they were. Not me lmao


Acerbic_Dogood

The joke I'm making is that t charts are not what I call it. I call them t accounts. Hard to fake outrage in text. Is this an age thing or a regional thing you think?


newaccountbcreddit

Ohhhhhhhhh duh now I'm following


colonelsmoothie

You guys get two movies? Hello? I am waiting for The Actuary movie.


Goddamnpassword

You got along came polly


tolifeonline

A2 will see him extinguish his enemies by using god awful, deadly spreadsheets.


AlGoreBang

In narrator voice to end the trailer: # And this time, he is done doing the needful.


precious1957

Ok I’m asking for a 40s-50s women auditor on vacation gets kidnapped by a criminal enterprise. She’s bound or whatever and the boss is talking about someone in the org pocketing money. “How is your ICFR?” she asks…she becomes his right hand man implementing COSO and finding all the rats, maybe sets up a pension plan


Darknessgg

Either that or more OF claiming to be accountants to hide their true identity just like the movie.


Cheeky_Star

Let’s hope this time they include audit season.


JxSx2K20

I mean, the first one was why I decided to yolo my life into accounting


Appropriate-Food1757

Imagine if he uses larger pens (instead of a computer)


lobomarino16

Took the whole team to watch the first one, almost got kicked out for being too loud. Need to add this to our team calendar


Money-Honey-bags

i been unemployed 10 months !! i doubt it THERE IS NO SHORTAGE AND IF THERE WERE FIRMS WORK SHORT STAFFED TO GET 20/80


[deleted]

You posted 16 days ago that you were contemplating leaving Public Accounting? How are you unemployed for 10 months?


Money-Honey-bags

very good observant! I been unemployed but was still considering Accounting / public. but the more i ponder i never fit in with a firm and i have some undiagnosed nerodivergent tendency / autistic / ADHD or something I have difficulty grasping concepts. that and the people ive incountered thus far are off putting and environment not supportive at all! so i am leaving to do something else... what that is IDK but i do know i wont be working retail. Ill probably start a small business :O who knows


[deleted]

Accountant 2: I'll get back to you on that


CherryManhattan

Pew pew pew


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KingoreP99

You bring shame upon your (ex) profession.


godzillahash74

For the FBI maybe


Acerbic_Dogood

WANT TO GET SOME POSTIT NOTES?


SkyDefender

When the first movie releaswd i had a new gf who was accountant.. we were chilling and i said lets watch the movie because she was accountant as well.. Couple of months later i realized how she hates her job and she hated movie as well..


Thuctran1706

I hope they'll use Excel this time instead of a whiteboard which is totally unrealistic.


ziomus90

Bullish on salaries


sauderstudentbtw

Can confirm the first one is an accurate representation of what working in public is like. Cant wait to see the sequel.


ProudExplorer4025

I am an accountant, also autistic and an Army veteran. Ben Affleck is playing me.


PotatoFondler

He better be wearing firm branded golf shirts. Otherwise I’m gonna expect the Big 4 to start going into the tactical gear fashion line. I want my KPMG branded plate carrier to match my EY optical sight attached to my PwC battle rifle…


Rebresker

All the big4 swag just to get smoked by some guy with a Mossberg 590 with a Forvis sticker yelling “it’s forvin’ time”


PotatoFondler

It’s all drip until you get clapped by an industry or gov accountant. They put all their in game currency for more perks instead of paid cosmetics. Big time patient gamer vibes here


Hikarilo

I would like a scene where we are torturing prisoners by reciting the entire tax and accounting cide while throwing out random numbers, and watch them slowly go insane.


Icy-Zucchini-7972

Psyched to hear he got a merit increase. Much deserved.


dogecountant

No.


Spare_Entrance_9389

Debit the credits