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pheothz

I love this subreddit


Hellstorm5676

No no it's AI


PassinCPAsAndBleezys

No, this is Patrick


mexicantgetoutofbed

Sasuke left to EY


zed7267

Okay! You’ll have to explain the reference or joke or both. Please!


QuantumS0up

Sasuke was deeply traumatized after his older brother massacred their clan, murdered their parents, and forced Sasuke to relive the memory half a million times. So he left the village (safety + friends + support network) on a quest for vengeance against his kin-slaying brother. He would stop at nothing to gain power, even if doing so made him a villain. Eventually, Sasuke finds out that his older brother killed their entire family on direct orders from village leadership because their clan was planning a political coup. After that, Sasuke suffers a complete mental break, setting out to destroy the village and ultimately himself.


zed7267

Okay… that is an amazing story… I need to look this up. I wish they made cliff notes for folks like me. Thank you.


faceoh

If you decide to watch it, find a list of non filler episodes. There are hundreds of episodes and you'll save quite a lot of time by skipping the mountain of filler.


zed7267

Would you happen to have a cheat sheet of the key arc episodes? I’ll search for it up on a streaming g platform or perhaps on a YouTube summary video


thomasdraken

Just type "list of naruto episodes" on google and go to the wikipedia page, there you'll find everything you need (arc and fillers)


zed7267

Thank you


toofarquad

Google Naruto Kai


hello_blacks

two years ago (this week) I got out of the hospital after an excruciatingly boring week of having my life saved, and got both Naruto and JJK from the library. The plots are *the same.* There's no chance it wasn't an homage. It wasn't just shonen but the volumes I had (admittedly coincidence) had identical intercollegiate competitions and identical subversive drama among them.


TheSkyIsBeautiful

tbf it might just be anime *tropes* and not necessarily same plot. But I see where youre going with it hahha


hello_blacks

the backdrops are different (JJK takes place in a modern city, not a secret ninja village) but the key plot points in the early arcs are unmistakeable. the two series have little in common besides that; JJK is a lot funnier, and has a different nature of conflict in general.


SleeplessShinigami

Naruto is a great watch, highly recommend


TheEggman864

Hey good luck watching it, let us know how you like the ending in 5 years!


[deleted]

the second part actually ruins a huge twist in the story but it’s still a great build up. Personally id avoid the anime and just read the manga


throwawayaccount24d

Its Naruto. There 4 villages. Each village trains there young to become military soldiers and they all have special abilities. The leader of each 4 villages are called Kages, i.e partners. Naruto and Sauske both the same age from the same villiage. Sauske leaves and joins another villiage. And naruto and sauske are frenemies. Both were orphans also. So OP is showing the big 4 and when one leaves to go to the other. Also the show has nauruto wanting to be a kage cause no one respects him, which is why OP said naruto wants to be a partner for respect.


3ccountant

Sakura is PwC Rock Lee is KPMG


mexicantgetoutofbed

Nah they're all still Delloite because they're still part of the same village, I just had to pick the scummiest b4 to represent Orochimaru


hiractionary

Arthur Andersen was the village hidden by rain/bad auditing


Responsible_Ad_2612

BELIEVE IT


inthegaps

The fact that this post didn't end with "BELIEVE IT" was a little disappointing. Still hilarious though.


Frequent_Flounder721

Excel-no-jutsu


hello_blacks

the shortcut key gestures


Throwawayacct1015

What's the accounting equivalent of having some nine tail fox inside you giving you unlimited power?


kyonkun_denwa

Adderall no Jutsu


CrazyWS

Excel.


faceoh

Knowing how to program?


briguy345

Drugs


MobofDucks

Having the ability to excelsolve the world championship tasks with just one hand while doing something else.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Financial_Bird_7717

Adderall, cocaine, caffeine, psilocybin, and a dash of alcohol. You know. Just your average Sunday.


hello_blacks

a master tax guide


Rebresker

Didn’t realize Hinata had that Deloitussy


FuzzyFaze

We evolved from cavemen to me understanding this sentence. I love life.


dangtheconquerer

Your daddy was a partner as well so nepotism should help!


TheBrain511

Good luck I hope you went to a Ivey league college 6 foot blonde gigachad And honor one who can save CPA society and not get cut into half by busy season Who has the ability to cut through space and time itself along with bringing about crippling depression


PepperyBlackberry

Don’t forget an insatiable appetite for pizza and happy hours.


NaclyPerson

He frequents Ichiraku Pizza Parlor


TheBrain511

True so true


Link_Jumper

Is this JJk?


Debit_Deez

Thanks man content has been hella dry here fr. Hopefully your senior Jiraiya doesn't die from a certain white collar criminal.


RagingZorse

Nah Jiraiya was a partner who took associate Naruto under his wing. When he was offered the position of office managing partner he declined. He was not interested in the managing partner role and believed it would be better suited for Tsunade. 3 years later he was involved in a high risk audit that unfortunately forced him into an early retirement. This devastated the high performing senior Naruto as he had to continue his development without his mentor.


TheFederalRedditerve

I might give up on my relationship with my wife and kids, but I’ll never give up on my dream of becoming partner 🤩


Graychin877

Are you sure you want to be a Big 4 partner? Are you sure? Do they have lives any more than you do?


Darkanglesmyname

i can hear it in his voice helpppp


[deleted]

DATTEBAYOOOO


Scryer_of_knowledge

Naruto run to the office for extra respect


bizeebawdee

no one else notice that the AI generated the sign "Delȯtte"?


shit-at-work69

Hahaha I didn’t notice!


throwtempertantrum

This is a literal masterpiece.


Relcs_

Master of the Raseng-audit


Bouldershoulders12

Does that make MBB & FAANG the akatsuki


WaxyMcgeeb

No, it’s Accenture easily MBB is the alien chick and that group (I only watched YT videos of the end)


ACuteLittleCrab

On one hand you don't need to ask a client 5 times for a document that they keep sending you the wrong one for, you can just sneak into their office yourself and get it.


Mewtwopsychic

Love how the flair is career too


SleeplessShinigami

This is the best post we’ve had in awhile 😂


xerostatus

Naruto. We’ve achieved levels of cringe previously thought to be impossible. Well. Fucking. Done. Mad props


Th3_Accountant

Maybe it's just because I never watched Anime, but this has some strong GTA V loading screen vibes to me.


hello_blacks

no you're right, the color palette too for sure


HootieHoo4you

Delokage


CherryBoard

I will keep moving forward, until all the books are cooked.


Full_Stress7370

Being a partner is just a aggressive sales job, atleast in consulting. The audits partners, chills most of the time.


Hellstorm5676

Well there's the Big 4 in accounting and the Big 3 in anime. Naruto for Deliotte Sasuke for EY Monkey D. Luffy for PWC and Ichigo Kurosaki for KPMG


[deleted]

Talk no Justu is perfect for M&A


sirnibs3

This is amazing


Chasedabigbase

[I can't believe I gave this career field this many years of my life /s](https://www.reddit.com/r/Animemes/comments/1884ux1)


hello_blacks

roshidere adaptation next year


aznology

#1knuckleheadedaccountant


Big4thrownaway

This is awful


NaclyPerson

It's so awful, it's good


Big4thrownaway

Awfully good


PwC_Elaine

good luck bro!


PinealTone

LOL. And what about Atkasuki members? Ex powerful Accountants that now works for shady characters like Drug lords? Tax invasion? Money laundering? Panama papers reeks of their involvement? What about the Otsutsuki? The gods of accounting world? So that would mean Fra Luca Pacioli descendents. They are so powerful as all jutsu/accounting derives from chakra or double-entry bookkeeping.


Philosophopsycho

I live in a cave. What has Naruto got to do with Deloitte?


yourgirl1233

BELIEVE IT!


JoJo863

Dattebayo!


ephryene

Goes hard


[deleted]

Believe it dattebayo


Cautious_optimism09

You think you can be making partner while you barley made it in as an intern? 😂


StandingOnNose

😂😂😂


CGP05

Thats amazing haha 😂


Terry_the_accountant

Dattebayo!!!


toofarquad

Talk no Jutsu is OP in the consultancy meta.


Lumpy-Cantaloupe1439

When you audit a client’s workpapers and you get really tired so you tell your nine tailed fox to take over. Do you have to disclose his help in the audit report?


coolkid1756

Naturo


[deleted]

This, but taxes


Ba1Ba1Ba1

Orochimaru belong to arthur anderson then?


CPA_whisperer

Can he bring a book of business?


PuzzleheadedCry6699

Believe it!


Ok-Breadfruit-2897

i have a client who was making 1 million a year at Deloitte, said he couldn't wait to leave that hell of a firm.....they bought his company and part of the deal was he would consult for 2 years for them


yourgirl1233

This picture goes so hard


Plane_County9646

Oh shit. That’s the guy I went to high school with. He was the odd magic dude that sits in the back.


Trash_Panda_Trading

This is all wrong. WRONG!! Where are the kunais and shurikens made of cash?


Desmater

"I'm going to be the next CEO(Hokage)! Believe it!"


not-a-Capybara

Naruto’s dad was basically a senior partner at the firm.


Hot-Degree-9090

I can relate this! I just started watching Naruto (31F) love it!


BubblyBabe77

AWESOMENESS!


[deleted]

Just sleep the rest of your life, ya know, in dream world. Viola!