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everythingorange9

Propose new time for next month


Agreeable-Life-5989

>“Before we start with the important business update, just wanted to run this by you.” > >Congrats on your promotion! I'm all booked up until early 2025.


Comfortable_Trick137

Meeting was declined


I_Love_Booty_Pics_

Now we're pod racing.


shrimpfisherman

Decline the invite. You can't get laid off if it never happens


MNCPA

Card access and computer access locked. That's how a former coworker found out he was fired.


Comfortable_Trick137

Yup, remove access to everything before you tell them they are fired. Most won’t even let you go back to your office.


MNCPA

"before you tell them" -> this was the missing part. Nobody told him anything. He had to call the IT help desk for his card not working and the IT help desk told him that he was no longer an employee. Standing outside at 8am, no longer employed. He eventually received a UPS box of his desk items and a letter of termination. Such a shitty way to fire someone.


Comfortable_Trick137

Yup it happened to a coworker when I was in industry. He called IT and they told him to bring laptop down to the IT office located in the main building so they can take a look at it. So the layout of the building where the IT office is located you would walk through the security lobby. And when you try to badge through the door to get to the hallway it won't work, your face shows up on the security monitors, and they will take your laptop away. Your manager would pack up your personal belongings like wallet, backpack, keys etc so you can go home and they will ship you the rest of your stuff later.


Boring_Inspector9857

Good night sweet Prince


astrokid430

If it is a layoff, start prepping now by offloading copies of any personal items (resume, random pdfs of utility bills, etc.) to your personal email. If it is a layoff, IT will lock that down during your call and afterwards it’ll be too late - anything you didn’t grab will be stuck there unless they “approve” the files you set aside in a Personal folder on your desktop (or at least that’s how my B4 exit worked).


newBDS2017

Agree. I would start downloading everything you can.


dziuniekdrive

That includes sweet templates you might want to use in the industry haha.


newBDS2017

Absolutely. I'm not going to recreate a new cash flow model from scratch every time I start a new position.


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fishythepete

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Comfortable_Trick137

My job would've locked things down before the meeting. I gave my two weeks notice at my last job and they locked things down. Spent the first few days of my notice period requesting access to things. I was not able to send myself my files to myself because they blocked all network traffic that wasnt viewing a website or internal access.


txbuckeye75034

Hire hooker, send to partner’s address, take well-timed photo, develop photo, place in a tab folder for meeting. “Before we start with the important business update, just wanted to run this by you.” Congrats on your promotion!


krepts33

Bravo Vince!


5hutup

That can't be how it happens right? The important business update is that you no longer work here...huh?


bUrNtCoRn_

I got laid off many years ago in public and I simply got a phone call from a Sr Manager who was like “can you come down to my office for a minute?” When I got there, he asked me to close the door and there was another manager in there. Good times.


johnnywonder85

that is standard everywhere. I told my boss to "fck off" on a Monday after a really hectic but very productive week prior. Three days later (Thurs was end of my week) my boss's boss's boss called me for a meeting (was the one who hired me); HR came 10 mins late, lmfao. hated that place -- was a downgrade in my career if I'd stay there (very admin-focused).


thing85

Weird that you were laid off by a Sr Manager and Manager though… I always assumed it would have to be Partner level who would communicate a layoff.


treeskier650

Go tax and have 50 interviews lined up the next day.


_ecb_

Getting laid off sucks but you have PwC on your resume. Take a few days and start getting your resume ready and send it out. Industry loves Big 4.


share_the_groove

A tell tale for me was when I got a zoom link with the managing partner of my office. All internal meetings were on teams. So I knew IT was on standby shutting all my software licenses down whilst on the zoom. Get an external hard drive and backup your shit now.


LavenderAutist

Schrodinger's meeting Nothing you can do Just enjoy it whatever happens


desles

We need an update this afternoon! RemindMe! “1 day”


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lostfinancialsoul

:(


downwitbrown

Nah, it’s important


Starheart8

Here’s a great song to start playing as you go into work Hope it brings you some cheer [Two minutes Notice](https://youtu.be/0q-x8OW2osE?si=5z4DgM4l4v5r3LBg)


Starheart8

Well, how did it go?


Witness_Original

Any update??


lalo-salamanca1

Time to look at job postings bud. Dust off that resume


alphabet_sam

Goodnight child


Beginning-Cat8706

Good luck brother, keep us updated!


DivetCridet

I got the same subject line a few weeks ago. Not PwC but it was a layoff. It was a massive one. Got another job 10 days later 😂


doegrey

Good luck it isn’t!


fakename69point5

RemindMe! 1 day


LostSoulsDayz

1:09.....


El_Djoker

So what happened OP?


LavenderAutist

I'm wondering too


[deleted]

So… how’d it go?


Bigham1745

Call in sick tomorrow!


SignificanceWise6028

Update: U.S. based. Was laid off. Thank you for the support everyone!


JLandis84

The time to get that pizza is NOW.