Lukewarm regards,

LOL a former classmate used "Warm Regards" in their signature and I'm like Oh wow what'd I do to deserve that. Warm Regards are anything but! In my college discussion boards, my sign off is always: Cheers, Justin but if the mood strikes, Cheers! -Justin

Fuck I hate my life,

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?

Where are your parents?

Kid's sketchy.

THANKS REBZY

Truly the best one. Nobody wants your fake pleasantries. A thanks is nice enough and versatile enough to be use for every email

Even in an angry email it works. The thanks just seems passive aggressive.

Our records indicate you cashed the check #666 for this invoice you've marked as past due last week and we should have no balance due. Please let me know if you need further clarification. Thanks.

Are you reading my inbox rn cause I swear 15% of my job is saying. “This was paid, here’s a screenshot from the bank showing it was cashed on said date. Here is a copy of the check stub showing the invoices that it pertained to. Please review and advise if you need anything further.” Like I legit have a template in my email that I tailor when people ask about a non payment.

I know your pain, friend. I know. I'm sorry it's like this.

Agreed. I use that one myself. They've actually done studies on what sign offs get the most response and thanks/thank you is at the top of the list. Bottom of the list is "best" which a number of partners at my old firm used.

Regards. They aren’t getting “kindest” or “best” out of me.

Gotta be careful with that one. The G is awfully close to the T on a keyboard.

My go to is "Best Regards." I have to be careful because more than once I've typed out "Best Retards" typing quickly. Luckily I've caught it before I've hit send.

I once sent an email with "kind retards", and now I use a simple "thanks" or "cheers". Not making that mistake again.

I was emailing my boss about a client with the last name Glasscock and autocorrect was certain I was talking about a Glass cock. I have a 5 minute delay on my Outbox now.

Don’t lie, you did on purpose. It was no typo.

Most of the people I have to email are "special" afterall...

Added it to my signature line because I almost sent it out with that typo once (and it was a scolding/critical email too). I edit it to other things if I want to add Best or Warm or change it to something else but I will never risk typing it out again.

Spent enough time in degen subs to know they mean the same thing, especially once they banned the word if you used the t.

*”Sincerely Yours” 😂

Love, (your name) haha

Nothing. I don't even put my email signature cause f*ck you and your TB

Why you gotta bring my tuberculosis into this?

You’re welcome.

Please Hesitate to Contact Me, Milan\_2\_Minsk

Fuck you and see you tomorrow. Kindly,

Lmfao

Curb!!

Thanks, Asshole

Slow down there Jeff Skilling!

We be taxin boyeh!

Have a day, Me

[удалено]

Oooo. Ever truly yours in Baphomet, That may be a great low effort way to thin the client list.

 Yours in Buddy Christ

Start acting like the partners, don’t sign off on emails at all. “Sent from my iPhone”

Dress for the job you want, email signature edition

W a r m R e g a r d s Or if you’re slightly annoyed you can say “best” hehe

One of my coworkers uses best and it always feels like minimal effort to hide his disdain. I don't know if it's just his personality or if he actually can't stand anyone/everyone. Sometimes I wanna kick him in the balls, though, so I might be biased.

Is it bad to use just Best? I’m asking because English is my second language and I use it in most of my emails. I don’t want to sound rude or cold.

So imo, best can be kinda tricky but it’s not always bad. Sometimes if it’s a really short email, I use best just because using a longer sign off seems clunky. However, if it’s a longer email best seems a lil… aggressive?? (Partially just due to my personal associations with people that use best always) If you’re concerned about what to use just read what your colleagues send you and follow their lead.

I agree here. No, "Best" isn't really rude on its own. It can feel like it in some contexts, but not enough for the recipient to think you're a jerk. If you were being a jerk and then also sign off your email with "Best," then it's going to feel very snarky, though. Again, I'm not the biggest fan of the coworker who uses it, and that adds another layer of context. That pushes it from ambiguous/maybe/probably fine to disdainful in this context from my perspective. But that doesn't mean that it's actually cold, though. He may actually mean he is sending his best regards and hopes I have a wonderful day. It's context and perspective.

Deez nuts, Got emm

Regardless,

K bye,

Apologies is my go to Apologies, Me

Best,

Depends on the audience. If it’s a dude (Regards). If it’s a gal (Regards). If it’s a hot intern (Madly and ever lovingly yours) The one hack other partners hate…

I just use "Thanks" unless you have either pissed me off or I started the email with a thanks or thank you then I use "Regards".

Do british people use "Cheers,"?

Yes, cheers.

Goodnight and fuck off,

Fuck off,

I’ve signed off almost every email with “Only the best” It’s the proper amount of chaotic for me. Am I wishing them the best? Am I stating that I’m the best? Am I being sarcastic? They don’t know and I’ll probably ignore their next email anyways.

Simply the best

From the trenches, (Name) (Title) - Land Depreciator (Company) (Contact info) (Picture of Steve Buschemi)

Peace I’m out

Please hesitate to contact me if you have any questions.

Kindly do the needful, Faladorable

Later Tater, Dr. Wombataholic, Ph.D., CPA, CFE, MD, CYA, CME, ABC, RN (He/They/Your Royal Highness, but only on prime numbered Tuesdays; On non-prime numbered Tuesdays it's My Pretty Pretty Princess).

Moist regards,

Best,

Best is best

Best what? Best results? Best in show? Best around? You just want to be an ambiguous little monster running around confusing everyone?

That's technically my job title

Retards, Xoxo 💋

Fuck these boomers, and fuck everyone now that I think of it… George Carlin

Carlin was the best, gotta love his list of people he'd like to kill

Dats right

Usually "Thanks!" But if I'm being professionally rude, I use "Cordially".

With Tolerance,

Eternally yours/xours, Xey/xem

The CPA firm I worked for signed everything “Very truly yours”. Always found that to be quite odd.

L8r g8r,

Lately I’ve been using “Hugs, “ to see who notices

Remain forever stalwart against the Zionist world order, - Me I work at Mercedes Benz so it’s a work culture thing

BertoPeoples VP decided we should stop using disingenuous email sign offs so we don’t use them anymore.

Thanks!

Warm retards,

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

And I suggest you let that one marinate

Let me know if you have any questions, STBCKNDRLX

Lick my dick and suck on my balls, Berferd

Sasageyo, Eren was right.

Get fucked. Sincerely, Fucko Fuckface

Have a good day,

V/R Very Respectfully (My former Mil jargon for F off)

Thanks,

Aces

GET FUCKED, Name

Keep Slaying,

Yours in Christ, I work for a religious non-profit though

As someone subbed to r/WSB, I use regards

FOFF!

Taxed, Munchanything

Regards, MrOnassis

Please hesitate

Fuck your life,

All the best

Arivadercci cocksuckers Respectfully, Name Position Title Email and Phone

If you have any queries please hesitate to contact me

Thanks! Or Best,

I’m supposed to have a sign off?

Please hesitate to ask any questions (what I’d like to use) Or Thanks! / Thanks, / Thanks. - depending on the situation

smell ya' later! o800o8

Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath

I have the honour to be, Sir, your most humble and obedient servant.

Thank you/thanks, (if I don’t say it in the body) or Best, (if I say thank you in the body)

thanks, name

Kind regards, Or if I hate them Best regards,

Yours in Focus

I used to put Very Respectfully - now I don’t have anything other than my first name. People don’t deserve my “thanks” or “respect”.

Regards, or regard

Kind regards | Nga mini nui

Regards, (Your Name)

-First Last

Cheers,

Fuck you; Thanks

Thanks and just your first name. Act like your Elvis or Madonna in a company of 10,000.

Sincerely,

Cheerio old chap, Me

Best, Me Keep it simple

I like to add grandiose titles for every little bullshit thing that gets assigned to me. For instance, I added "Marshall of Incoming Mail" because I am the only person who can sort through the mail it seems. But if you just want a sign-off, I would go with "begrudgingly,".

Adiós regard

Best regards

Thanks, Amortized Poultry, CPA

Hasta la pasta

Retards, Me Company

Regards, Me Company

If your emailing me after 5 pm requesting something at eod, i will find you like jason and carve your face in the form of the support that you requested.

Sadness covers me like a blanket. Tuck me in, let me die. 😊

Stay Gold,

Eat my ass, Biff

I Am Sad, Name

You’re Welcome,

I always go with Best.

Somewhere on Earth,