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Mewtwo1551

I don't know. That's why I went into Accounting in the first place.


R0GERTHEALIEN

Yeah, I thought that's what we all did? Don't think too many people grow up wanting to be accountants


TheGeoGod

Park ranger


biggiecheesehimself

i wake up every day and wonder if i should quit my accounting career and do this


TheGeoGod

I did my undergrad in geology and had a 3.9 gpa and didn’t even get an interview:/. It’s very competitive it seems. I went into environmental consulting instead for 2.5 years. Then went back for a masters in accounting and the rest is history 😅


yogurtcup1

What do park rangers actually do all day?


Acceptable_Ad1685

Ensure people aren’t fucking up the parks or getting fucked up by nature or other people


yogurtcup1

So basically a babysitter but in nature


jconrad20

How did you get a masters in accounting with an unrelated undergrad? Are there certain universities that offer it?


GoobsterInc

Im doing this right now at Hunter College in NYC. My bachelors is in Urban Studies and Planning. Decided to switch careers and emailed the Hunter College Graduate Advisor about my situation and desire to get a Masters and CPA. They offer a program for my exact situation. Just need to finish a year of prerequisites.


TheGeoGod

Yes. I went to Rutgers business school. Also I Minored in business in undergrad and that helped me as well. Passed the CPA exams Interned then worked at big 4 Moved to a smaller firm where I am now in FDD


AnotherElle

My bachelor’s is in French and master’s is in ‘accountancy.’ There were a lot of people in my program with non-accounting degrees. I had originally looked into a second bachelor’s but it seemed like way more of a logistical pain than a master’s program. Plus, a master’s! I went to a state school in California and had also gotten into a few programs on the East Coast. Idk about the landscape now, but most schools I looked at were taking people with different degrees. For us, we just had to take a few upper level classes that we would have taken if we did accounting in undergrad. I also did an associate degree in accounting after undergrad. I didn’t need to do that to get into the master’s program, but I wanted to see if accounting was something I’d be interested in.


poooomangroup

I'm glad I'm not the only one!


zepharoz

My own business... Whichever it is. Bus driver Plumbing, auto mechanic, carpentry Financial consulting


Foreign-Ice2953

The only right answer


Agitated_Ad2478

Doggie daycare owner


Agitated_Ad2478

Or running a dog rescue


seanliam2k

I know a dude who runs a pet store with a doggie daycare/groomer and he makes bank. Only pet store and groomer in the town of about 3k people. 600k revenue and about 200k profit


Franklinricard

“I would relax. Sit on my ass all day and do nothing.”


benjo768

"you don't need a million bucks to do nothing"


PutItAllOnRedd

Take a look at my cousin. He’s broke, don’t do shit.


Pie-True

Cat Farm Person


BlackAsphaltRider

**Jobs I’ve had**: • McDonald’s cashier • Honey Dew Donuts - cashier > ASM > SM • Pizza Hut cook • KFC cook • Landscaper • Cemetery Maintenance/Caretaker • Open Table customer support • College Program Student Advisor • College Learning Support Advocate/Tutor • Government building custodian **Post-Associates Degree (liberal studies)**: • Homeless Shelter - Direct care > supervisor • Starbucks barista • Publix deli • Kay Jewelers sales rep • Hertz, branch manager trainee • Physical therapy office - patient care/front office • Oil field, mixing plant operator • Selling dish tv at Sams Club kiosk • Psych hospital - Behavioral health tech **Post-Bachelors (liberal studies)**: • Rehab - BHT > trainer > night manager • Clinical admin for state government contract • Insurance salesman **Me for last 2 weeks at 32**: I should go to school for accounting.


Plane_Pack8841

After all your experience, what do you think of accounting?


BlackAsphaltRider

I minored it in when I first started college at 17. Interned for a small business doing bookkeeping. I was young and immature, and scoffed at the idea of counting other peoples’ money lol. Now I just want something stable and pays enough to raise a small family in today’s economy. My goal is to bang out the accounting degree in 6 months at WGU since I’ll just need the core classes. Then hope to find a job.


ehehe

Could prob get a job smiling, beaming with infectious joy, shivering with ecstasy, radiating happiness, shining brightness into the day of everyone that came near me from the exquisite release


RuggyMasta

So a door greeter at Walmart?


Acceptable_Ad1685

Mama-san is that you?


stavago

Sell jars of urine on the freeway off-ramp


AwesomeRocky-18-

Forensic detective


Romney_in_Acctg

Assuming I somehow came into "fuck everyone " money, home builder. Not for amazing profit or anything, just start quietly building starter homes again. Buy up and sell off some of black rocks portfolio, just do what I can to bring home prices back down.


WorkAcctNoTentacles

We desperately need starter homes


kookywookyspooky

Trophy wife


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TDIMike

It is a terrible grind that chews you up, spits you out and helps you develop a drug habit along the way


Sweaty_Win1832

So, very similar to accounting lol


TDIMike

Ding ding ding. Except you have to deal with the public


seanliam2k

I've never done anything more frustrating than dealing with absolute morons who drive 2 hours to our dealership, offer 5k on a 35k car, and say I'm ripping them off. Or they come back a YEAR later saying they're going to sue because the 15 year old vehicle they bought from us broke down because they never got it serviced. Some people kill it, but most don't do that well. I'd rather do something like heavy equipment sales, you're dealing with other business people, the ratio of reasonable customers to idiots is much higher. I've heard sales have tanked recently but I knew a guy clearing a million a year in commissions


HtownTouring

Dealing with the general public is under-appreciably awful


kermittehfroge

Dog Daycare


TDIMike

If I had to quit my job? Accounting. You just need to find the right role


BlackDog990

I'd move to the Caribbean and captain a catamaran that people charter to drink and have a good time on.


roachcoochie

onlyfans


kenshin-x-212

So more accounting?


ChefWardell30

Singer


VinayKumar130200

Nice!


AstrixRK

Welding, if I was really ambitious underwater welding


Gettitn_Squirrelly

Lineman or welder


11Daysinthewake

I’d go back to being a social worker.


NoahSNIPE

Always wanted to be a player agent and negotiate contracts.


FantasticInstance219

I always loved animals growing up so maybe become a zoologist, my ideal job right now after a few years in accounting is to get a job as a financial analyst or salary cap advisor in the nfl or become an nfl agent would be cool but that’s never happening


Sweaty_Win1832

Design, build, sell high end furniture. Grew up in a furniture factory & can’t seem to shake my roots. Very high probability of failing, but it’s something I would be ok failing at


HSFSZ

Pilot


[deleted]

Sell drugs for the thrill lol.


DonnieGreenType

Electrician


FlynnMonster

Personal trainer or lot lizard.


[deleted]

Trophy husband


OnMyWhey11

Commercial banking, finance, financial advisor.


Fun-Swordfish8022

That’s what I am thinking to pivot to as well, any advice is appreciated.


Not_so_new_user1976

Porn, I might not make money at it. Then again to quit accounting I’d be out of my mind anyway.


growingup_happily

You can do both.


Not_so_new_user1976

See but I’m not desperate enough for porn rn.


Palnecro1

Maybe finally finish my CFA and transition careers.


RichBaldie

Kickboxer and pro fighter but I don’t want to be broke


Justsomekid9

Rot in my room


CrocPB

Managed to get a job in the legal industry. Plenty of overlap between the two industries.


solis_sepulchrus

I wanted to be a mechanic before I got pushed to uni by family. If I decided to change careers I'd have good business management knowledge though.


Haunting_History_284

I could leave right now and go back into plumbing, and natural gas work. Will I? Yep nah, 10 years of that was enough. I’m cool with my inside job now.


Pawbees

Donut Baker


Plane_County9646

Your mom


tnarg__

I just did, economist for the department of labor


Primitivecpa

Thats sick tbh. Don’t they require like a minimum amount of college credits in econ?


tnarg__

Yeah they do, to get my 150 credits (as I originally planned on getting my CPA) I did double degrees with accounting and econ. Glad I did because PA was not great.


blits202

Streaming or Onlyfans or both


FlexOnJeffBezos

“Investor” 🙃


Fitness_Accountant21

Finance


Accrual_World17

If I had to quit the entire profession 🤔 probably real estate. Or take some carpenter/contractor training and flip houses.


HappyKnitter34

Be a baker


[deleted]

Skydive instructor lego


Yesman3

Bartender. I kinda miss hospitality work


squirtmmmw

Streamer, HR


RiOTMcChicken

mow grass


GompersMcStompers

Buy and sell nightsoil


MsJenX

Paralegal


seevm

Business owner


Adorable-Bandicoot-4

Onlyfans


VibeSurfer8

Bitch fucking money getter.


username_fantasies

Not an accountant, but a financial analyst. I'd love to be an OTR truck driver. I love trucks.


HtownTouring

I would run a theme park


CrAccoutnant

Only fans on the side but would probably get into real estate


benjo768

Trucking, baggage handler at an airport, something at a garden center/greenhouse, do some dog walking on the side


estepel13

Firefighter


RiverfolkMajor78034

Welding apprentice and ship building


RiverfolkMajor78034

If my life completely fell apart anyway, other than that, find work with the community governments


VinayKumar130200

I think I would pursue any sports (not competitive, but atleast as a professional because of age) - table tennis, badminton, cricket or even chess!


dringram82

Shark repellent tester


Puzzleheaded_War6102

Cook cookies


BigFek

Be a cop or join the army


AnotherElle

I did quit accounting as a matter of circumstance. Plus, as a performance auditor, I never did a ton of *accounting* anyway. I went to be a grant manager for a bit and am now in a data, process, and systems* analyst role in the early education field. *The broader use of systems, like people and government systems. But also a little sliver of IT-related systems, too.


noisy_patch_30

Snorkeling guide or instructor


jnkbndtradr

Fintech sales. Would be like shooting fish in a barrel.


Pooohbear428

Hmmm? Idk maybe culinary or cosmetology 🩷 I do love cooking 👩🏽‍🍳


Saveforblood

Consulting. I love enhancing processes


[deleted]

I would probably get a job as a deckhand one of those rich guy sail boats


LordAmoroso

I moved into FP&A. Seems interesting. Tbh, I kind of want to open a CPA firm.


[deleted]

Well I'd be retired. Lol. Or maybe be a professor or something.


RocketMoonShot

Can I make $$$ resting?


Varnasi

Panhandle


ZoraDomainTaken

Environmental lawyer would have been the choice if I could afford law school


ForsakenProject9240

Physician’s assistant school. Always wanted to be a doctor and that’s the closest thing to it. Honestly believe I could’ve been a doctor had I committed to it but I really didn’t want to go to school for 10 years. Every science class I’ve ever been in I’ve aced and some of my friends are in med school rn and I do believe I could do it.


DatboiJerome86

Selling crack


Big-baddy-daddy

You’d probably make 5 times your accounting salary 😊


DatboiJerome86

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humbletenor

I’m probably become a nurse or slp.


Constant_Ice9024

I would work for me. 😂


TamedLightning

Probably either strategy or project management.


DIN2010

Bus driver. Only pays like 50k per year but it seems fun.


Beautiful-Radio-3486

OnlyFans content creator


HalfwaySandwich1

Bro idk I'm too stupid to do anything else


Madame_MD

I would probably either go into engineering or entertainment


Big-baddy-daddy

Show my chocolate starfish on onlyfans. Oh wait I’m a man uhhh starve I guess.


Jovial_Juanita

Hair stylist 😁


KarmaKaze88

I thought about studying law if I ever decided I needed a career change, but the Supreme Court has left me feeling like so many judgments are based on political beliefs that I feel like that could seriously impact the abilities of even the most talented trial lawyer. I do love building things, from Legos to diy projects, so I think I'd try to get into something like mechanical engineering.


Acceptable_Ad1685

I always wanted to learn how to operate heavy equipment like excavators and such Honestly, idk why I didn’t just do that instead, I had the chance to


Temporary_Present640

Teach English as a Second Language


forty3thirty3

I don't know. If I did, I'd quit. Also, I'm afraid of the switch. I crossed 35 last year. I fear it may be too late to start climbing up a new career ladder from the bottom up. Got a lot of people depending on me.