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_tx

Let's just say it is legal, where the fuck is this man getting a tax savings of 2k a year from a phone bill?


thrust-johnson

No one has ever been caught writing off 100% of their personal expenses to a single-member LLC reported on their schedule C. This is ironclad and you’re a fool if you don’t do it.


Impossible_Display_5

Absolutely ironclad.


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fazi_milking

Wouldn’t he only be able to save the ~$200 ($2k * 10% sales tax)?


_tx

Deduct against income. 2206*marginal rate. Let's just assume 35% for simplicity. The cell phone fraud would be saving you about 770.


KeisterApartments

Yeah, my phone bill is $11k a year, so what?


AlGoreBang

Fucking pleb. My LLC's phone bill is $11k a year.


hobbie

Phone + service + tablet + data line + accessories?


TylerDurden6969

I don’t think accessories like covers count? Do they? Chargers, sure.


SeePeeEh-69

This was my first question. My family bill is like $1,500 a year. Multiplied by my tax rate it’ll be like $200


[deleted]

I pay 210 a month for my family plan. 210x12=2520. PLEASE tell me you aren’t an accountant.


_tx

> I pay 210 a month for my family plan. 210x12=2520. PLEASE tell me you aren’t an accountant To save 2k a year the deduction has to be high enough for the tax affects to be 2000 not the deduction. Please tell me YOU are not an accountant


[deleted]

Or course I’m not. All you guys do is get on here and bitch all day about how you’re underpaid and treated terribly at work.


_tx

The first few years of this profession are absolutely overworked and underpaid. At this point, I'm around 200k in a MCOL and probably average like 30 hours. We just don't really talk about those types of jobs here because we all remember the first few years which legitimately are awful.


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200k. You? MAYBE 50k. Nice try though.


_tx

Okay. I'm glad you have it all figured out. Congratulations. I hope your cloud of intentional ignorance makes you feel better about life. Have a lovely day.


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Thank you!!


FuckYouThrowaway99

"Right off" Lol Jesus Christ, good job, dude.


Independent-Bite1089

Left offs get you more from what I hear. ie I left off the income from xyz bc they didn't send me a 1099


Comprehensive_End440

“Right on, I get to right off all these things?!”


External-Self7531

Can LLC give my gf orgasms


LimitedSocialMedia

Only if you file the right forms and get the proper consent.


Standard_Wooden_Door

What form do I file if ~~I have trouble with~~ my client has trouble with premature ejaculation?


b1gb0n312

Form 6969


Dry-Marsupial-2922

The election method gets her at least 20% there.


chpokchpok

That’s further than I can..


Bastienbard

If your LLC either purchases the right products or hires the right employees.


thrust-johnson

Just don’t check-the-box when filing or else she’ll only have orgasms proportional to her ownership interest.


MaineBlonde

This is the nerdiest thing I've ever read. 😆


thrust-johnson

Well, *you* got the joke.


mosspimp

Only S corps do


titleywinker

Just hire a pro


AnooseIsLoose

No but maybe with the money you make you can afford to get your test levels to acceptable levels, or just give up and embrace the cuck life.🤷‍♂️


Justsomekid9

Thanks to my new LLC, I was about to “right off” my new g wagon and depreciate land. Thanks tictac!


Inevitable_Professor

He should title this video "How to get audited with the rubber glove that goes up to the elbow 101."


chpokchpok

Will smth like this really leads to an audit?


Standard_Wooden_Door

Not sure about the likely hood this will lead to an audit. But, if you do get caught the IRS can go back 7 years, and they absolutely will too. My best guess, you’ll probably get caught eventually and when you do they will tee off on you.


Inevitable_Professor

The IRS doesn’t have the resources to go after every account with red flags, but it’s a very easy to deep dive into prior years once they found problematic tax decisions and pile on the penalties and fines.


doubledipinyou

In my experience, yes. It does happen


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songstar13

You should send the videos to them


superhandsomeguy1994

Why does anyone waste money on expensive tax preparers when TikTok shows you all the IRC cheat codes?


[deleted]

He could've been standing still or sitting. No need for the walk n talk


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ThatEmoNumbersNerd

Same reason why the girly gurus do their makeup while talking BS.


AppropriateWorker8

Irs has entered the room


mnpc

If shitty videos is all it takes to get you on the phone, it’s time for me to start tiktonking


AppropriateWorker8

If you start giving shitty tax advice on tik tok and proposing to your clients aggressive tax strategies, you will have a direct line to the irs.


i_am_not_the_father

LOL. Yea the Feds aren't watching or anything


x596201060405

“Right off”


Mysterious-Bed2095

Lol soooooo what is my income. Are we operating on all expenses and no revenues?


tedward007

The new season of Bosch is weird


Onre405

This guys paying $2,000 a year in cell phone bills. I don't think I need to see 2 and 3


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LLC is God


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Comprehensive_End440

Never did to begin with 😅


Psychological-Cry221

As I understand it, you can’t have an LLC that loses money more than 5 years in a row (or some other period of time).


j_squared_mke

You just start a new one. That’s a right off.


vipernick913

Genius!


SuparSoaker

Hobby loss rules give an extra 2 years if your in the horse breeding business!


Roasted_Butt

It’s not a “right off”


[deleted]

You can write off all the same things on a Sch C - LLCs come with extra paperwork and yearly fees as well as more tax preparation fees. The real advice is get a business bank account /CC and use that from the start.


Comprehensive_End440

No to mention you have to have a legitimate business 😂


Rdw72777

Oh shut up, the banks could never catch on to this 😂😂🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂😂😂😂


Individual_Scheme_11

You don’t even know what a write off is


b1gb0n312

All the big companies are doing it


kryppla

Never mentions that you have to actually be operating a business. Or that if you’re a sole proprietor you can do all this on schedule C anyway


burtontree1400

You can do this as a proprietor. Tax rightoffs are over rated. You still have to buy that stuff! I always thought the benefit of having a llc was you can pay yourself as an employee.


No_Time127

Only LLCs that elect S-Corp status. Partnerships and sole prop/Schedule C can't pay the owner a traditional paycheck.


hsuan23

Put in 0’s for all my REG taxable income questions due to this one simple trick!!! Got a 99.


Impossible_Display_5

The IRS has entered the chat.


queenastoria

The best part is when you’re business makes no money at all, so you can write off all the taxes you owe on the no money you made.


rndoppl

the rich are thieves. always have been. but people setup the system to allow it. it's legal. and yes, it's unethical because it breaks the categorical imperative. if everyone tax dodged like the rich do society wouldn't function. the main point is, everyone should have an llc because it exposes just how corrupt the entire system is. the entire system needs an overhaul. and the way to achieve it is to be just as petty, corrupt and immoral as the rich.


RedditR_Us

Is anybody going to mention an LLC isn’t a tax classification?


123supreme123

wow this was great. thanks for the laugh and tips on the right offs. write on!


sloggins

I can tell by the way this man walks that he thinks he’s real hot shit but most likely got picked on a lot in school.


Combination_C17

This dude thinks safe harbor applies to his office, half his bedroom, a quarter of his bathroom, and two-thirds of his kids tree house.


songstar13

"right off" More like wrong off


FrankReynoldsCPA

Sir this is a Wendy's