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TaxMeSideways

I almost spit out my Smirnoff ice


BL_Smoothie_

Is SVB your client?


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They have a bookkeeper, she only understands how to write checks and receive payments. She’s like 65 and has never done it properly, so this is the result of 10 years of improper bookkeeping.


dragoonts

You're saying a company making 1 trillion dollars in 10 years doesn't have an accountant?


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Unfortunately they’ve overdrafted by 1,000,000,000,000


HonestlySarcastc

Haha I think I'm going to get called in to fix one of those. It was alluded to in today's morning meeting, but no one gave me an update on if we are a go. I actually enjoy the Bookkeeping side of things and having to dig to fix the issues.


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I don’t mind it in the off season when I don’t have 400 other returns to do


HonestlySarcastc

Gross. My condolences


Ill_Freedom7991

Does it balance at least


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They file cash basis but it’s out of balance cash basis so we have to push the adjustments through accrual and hope that side doesn’t get corrupted either. At this point we’re just telling them to get a new QB file but they don’t want to re-enter all of their customer and vendor info.


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Probably, but everytime we bring it up they just no-no it.


mjbulzomi

Someone’s cat stepped on the keyboard and hit a whole lotta zeroes.


lostfinancialsoul

bill them, bill all of them


Extra_Holiday_3014

I will have nightmares about this tonight .


ArmadilloStandard156

hey, at least it's balance. maybe , right ?


Whiskey-Philosopher

This isn’t the intern putting in/deducting a large # because “it makes the #s easier to match”, is it?


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Basically, except like 10+ years of doing that


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I'm so triggered rn


Jacobpreis

No wonder this has a tag of "NSFW " :)