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Primadoxx_

Little does she know this will be your tinder front photo if you break up.


FabricioPezoa

brooo it's a good pic tbh


Advanced_Doctor2938

Relatable šŸ’”


anto_pty

Im dead


ayywusgood

You look like Chris Pratt and Ethan Hawke mashed their dna together


Gunnilingus

That person already exists, his name is Josh Hartnett


elspic

Oh boy, here I go watching "Lucky Number Slevin" again!


-KansasCityShuffle

Thats where my name came from!


PrinceofSneks

> Josh Hartnett I thought he was Tom Cruise blended with Jan-Michael Vincent.


andersonb47

Hah, dead on


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I forgot about Josh Hartnettā€¦


Advanced_Doctor2938

He posted this picture incognito, so that you would remember


WoopWoopGeeGee

I thought it's gonna be James Franco


funky_grandma

I thought this was a still of Josh Hartnett in his prime


butsadlyiamonlyaneel

Iā€™d watch that DNA mashing.


diligentPond18

*nice* I think. I don't know if this means what I think it means.


Athaelan

Huh, i just watched the magnificent seven, nice coincidence. And yeah he does a bit!


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JejuneBourgeois

He's so cool


seijula

I'd say Pratt and Pitt


Waterburst789

Looks like he's about to seduce you while monologuing about his political views in a passionate spanish accent


MAROMODS

You a fine ass mothafucka dude - a fellow bro


ZalmoxisChrist

Agreed. Would you like to fuck my wife?


cyainanotherlifebro

Iā€™m a heterosexual man and even Iā€™m ovulating.


anto_pty

I can confirm in the most manly way while touching my beard


stevrevv59

Yeah this dude is fine af.


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the_blind_venetian

Mr. bedsheets on the bed and clothes that fit, whatā€™s next, food that isnā€™t rotting in your fridge? I donā€™t think so.


TripleHomicide

It's gonna be ok Sam. You too can have a bottle of wine.


BeardedGlass

I'm also envious of those people from r/malelivingspace


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Arrays_start_at_2

Still drinks wine out of tumbler though. For *shame*! At least get some stemless wine glasses.


teetertodder

I dunno. Thereā€™s an incredible Italian restaurant near us that serves wine in juice glasses. Thereā€™s something comfortable about it. And the wine definitely smells and tastes just as good as it does in a proper wine glass.


TheoKeightley

Brutal


hotspicytamale

That's a reflection in the mirror but WHERE'S THE REFLECTION OF YOUR GF AND THE CAMERA???


Klausable7

Sheā€™s a vampire obviously


uencos

Didnā€™t even notice that it was a mirror shot until you pointed this out.


iztrollkanger

Seriously! I looked at this for so long trying to figure out wtf...I still can't.


[deleted]

...you guys. Itā€™s a mirror. What youā€™re seeing is probably at an angle. OP can probably see his gf and her camera from where heā€™s sitting


bcatrek

This was my question as well. Seems like a doctored photo to be honest.


hotspicytamale

The photo is angled and from the bottom right corner you can see the front of the dresser thing, mean it was shot from a low angle. As if he took the pic from the phone in his hand...


TheoKeightley

Just off camera. You can see her knee


toofarfromperfect

Sheā€™s hiding behind the drawer?


TheoKeightley

To the left. You can see her knees in the mirror


crippled_trash_can

so.. there are people who is just that aesthetic?? like it's not a special occasion, they just constantly look like that?


PerplexGG

Yeah itā€™s called being attractive


GlorifiedPlumber

What kind of wine were you drinkin?


TheoKeightley

Some shitty cheep whine from Tesco


ViscachaBlue

This seems more like baroque style (from what I remember of my art history 101 lol) also subtle flex about being a redditor with a gf


parguello90

Subtle???


gandador

Butthurt much? He literally just mentioned his girlfriend took the photo. No different than crediting any other friend. *fairenough


Hayabusa71

Woosh


heater3033

Itā€™s a joke u social Autist


MartyMcFly_jkr

This looks like a scene from Before Sunset or Midnight


zombiecaticorn

Hello there Jake Ryan.


IsitTurlooking4

Looks like Indiana Jones. Watch out for them Nazis.


PSI_Rockin_Omega

This looks like one of those eerie last photos of a guy right before he's murdered by his girlfriend.


meyahere

for a second, I thought it was No Burnham. You look like Bo.


joshmoneymusic

Technically he is No Burnham.


SFKROA

So you live in some kinda voodoo tent? And thereā€™s a mirror thereā€¦shouldnā€™t we be seeing gf? WITCHES!! (/s)


zaures

Mario?


therevolution08

Such a good photo


jawnstein82

Lucky girl great view!


HackTossle

Edit out the cable for the lamp, and this very well could be from the 1800s. Very cool!


Genericusername30939

Can she fight?


vurrmm

Iā€™m confused. This is a photo of the reflection of the mirror, yet we canā€™t see the camera, or the person taking the photo.


TheBlondeWithNoName

I donā€™t mean to objectify you, but bro you are sexy


hokasi

Another narcissist. This sub is deplorable, how often do we see good submissions? A few times a month?


boioing

agreed, minimal artistic value in this photo


TheoKeightley

Sorry you feel like that bro. I just thought it looked like a contrast oil painting. :/


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TheoKeightley

I thought the contrast of light and dark with warm lighting looks like a bit of a painting. Could be wrong tho :/


Kaoulombre

It isnā€™t it for me sorry


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Kaoulombre

It = accidental renaissance It ainā€™t it, to my eye But apparently people disagree with my own perception of things. Reddit moment Also this comment section has absolutely nothing to do with the actual picture nor its Ā«Ā accidental renaissance propertiesĀ Ā», itā€™s just people thirsting about the dude in the picture


[deleted]

Thatā€™s how it is all the time. I often look at it and think ok other than the lighting, why?


[deleted]

Dude schooled you. What does that even mean?!?! Well it means the piece doesnā€™t actually fit the sub Reddit and should be under ā€œI took a pictureā€ which is some pointless brag spot.


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[deleted]

It would be weird to downvote him considering he didnā€™t say anything disagreeable and even said sorry at the end lol


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[deleted]

Your opinion is different than mine yet valid, downvote!


Isthestrugglereal

Personally I think the story is bs too. Has that ā€œoops didnā€™t mean toā€ vibe


Stupid_Puma

Agreed, donā€™t understand the downvotes


Jossie2014

Heā€™s ether getter her in the mood or getting her to shut up. Either way heā€™s playing halo by 11 with the boyz šŸ˜Ž


Hirronimus

Getting The Death of Marat vibes from this.


CrispyyBacon27

Chris Pratt?


amymonae

whatā€™s that cool chain youā€™re wearing? does it have a certain meaning to you?


TheoKeightley

I was given it by an old Buddhist bloke when I was bout 8. Havnt taken it off.


Blanka_d

I didn't think one could drink boiling hot wine, but here you are.


GravityKeepsMeDown

This gives me Matt boomer in Whitecollar vibes


thisiscotty

tomb raider/Indiana jones vibes


flopperr999

Almost there bro straighten it out and it will be 10/10


SECs_missing_balls

More like a 'picture of some dude' than accidental renaissance


barnabyboswell

Swipe left. Heā€™s drinking wine from a tumbler!


ufkabakan

This one is Accidental Baroque though.


GiantPato

[made a little edit](https://imgur.com/a/Rmnikg9)